New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. There's one WiFi bar to a network called "Admin" but you won't have the log in credentials.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. There's one WiFi bar to a network called "Admin" but you won't have the log in credentials.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Any Cherokee living in NC seeing this and interested in showing three visitors around in early Nov?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Du-dum-tss!
Moosey (@moosebigelow.bsky.social) reposted
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, it just slipped out
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks it's a sex act
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
This is incredibly difficult to grasp
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Giving me 1million US dollars won't make @mcuban.bsky.social one iota wealthier and that's the only reason he won't do it.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
*me reading this, disappointed* *RFK Jr sprinting past me naked, like a dehydrated apricot* YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
"What's a udide?"
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Ah ha!! NOW I understand what "thoughts and prayers" means!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
The Night It Almost Happened was wild
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
The Void, this morning: "usually I get a lot of screaming, but all yesterday it was a ton of prayers."
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
"No, no. I said 'the PRECEDENT'S dead'."
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Ok so they ARE implanting chips, making replicants, and all of that Cool cool cool
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot air balloon is terrifying. Imagine being taken out by a steam powered wheat thresher or some other antiquated tech
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Not now, upsidedownseafloor
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Is he dead?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
You're so close to getting it. Sadly!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this aunt on your moms side or your dads side?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
So, death panels, then.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
This is not an invitation to endless back and forth, this is rhetorical: Who do you suppose foments, spreads, and enacts ideology?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Fascism is defined as a hegemonic, insular group with a specific agenda. Thoughtlessness is inherently opposed to a fascist movement, which is built on intentionality. Harris is not a fascist. Trump is.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think, strange as it may sound, parents should dress their children in full body armor suits when sending them to school. If the right wing will not adopt sensible gun control measures then we need to show them their ass.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
In this hat!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
This is sustainable. I also offer a deed to The Brooklyn Bridge. Serious inquiries only.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance lacks so, so much charisma. The camera abhors him. Say what you will about DJT he has never lacked for press and spotlight.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
We're just two lost souls swimming In the 8 inch heels of a novelty platform shoe
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Finally, something has knocked that barrel of crackers off the timeline* *derogatory
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes there are two different guys on one team who each kick the ball in a different manner: one uses his hands to hold the ball and the other uses someone else's. It's wild.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tayis Kelft
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out last names are not at all accurate
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Richie Torres is not smart. Like not intelligent. Like slow.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
This is evidence that they are tracking individuals -- why else would they randomly show up in a remote area to arrest specific people? We are all being tracked and recorded everywhere all the time. Is this America?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Funk autocorrect
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
1 like equals 1 time I took mass transit and met a new best friend whose name I can't remember but whose life story and full medical history I will recite in detail
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Comment if you are named in IMDB, like if you are not but harbor a grudge against the producers
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
I don't have the follower count for any of this
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
[High pitched screaming] [glass breaking] [High pitched screaming] Wednesdays, am I right?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Yea, I'm subskeeting mean girls so what. You know what? It's not my fault you're in love with me or something
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Judging by your profile picture I assumed you were an adult woman. The internet is full of trickery, but congrats!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Stop trying to make Fetch happen it was a so-so movie and forgettable Chase.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim, many, many, many bodhisattvas are misunderstood
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
So you exist solely to farm engagement to push merch and you butcher a quote entirely
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
It took a sec
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Funkrockosaur or Ducklipthopolis, I think
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
You wear pink on October 3rd AND NEVER AGAIN
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Before I read this I think I came with one
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I would pay $5 to have Werner Herzog record a bespoke "lasagna"
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Dirty foot bitches is my tramp stamp
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
I'm not a regular mom I'm a cool mom of fur babies who have zero boundaries and who WILL put their teeth on you but not in a hurry way just a hi hello I have zero boundaries way
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Get in loser we're going shopping for a country that establishes constitutional principles and sticks by them.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Off with her fucking head
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Blender is free!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
For having to read that
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on while I harness the fire of a thousand suns rq
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he has to sell those goldfish eyes to buy food but no one wants to buy stupid used goldfish eyes.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not the tricount it's how you use your LOD
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you owe me money now
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
So, cremation or casket?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
When any Michael Jackson song comes on I skip it, turn the station, turn it off, or leave the area. When anything by or with Snoop comes on I will do the same. Kind of sucks, though, because Jackson really did do some great music.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
The Thomas Gown Affair Gabs! 40 Ages The Geator Harold and the Purple Gayon
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Missed the "with" but I'll allow it.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Gash (Improve a movie by replacing "CR" "G")
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I'm going to check out the price of flights.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Whole new meaning to "drain the swamp"...
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dems biggest mistake is following Pelosi with Jeffries. It's like they're allergic to populism.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
First at home was a 186. Then a 286.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
"Whenever so few as three shall gather in my name, ye, there shall be a Rest Area (limit thine stay to 8 hours)"
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
This hardens my theory that this was staged.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate you
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: We all have kitchen tables.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sexual attraction is fluid and malleable.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Was she related to the man from Uruguay Who never had anything whatsoever to say?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Has anyone checked to see if Stancil and Cuban are ever in the same room at the same time?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a witty, scathing retort for you. I'm not going to mock the obvious ridiculousness of your skeet, either. I'll just say that no one should have as much money as you do. It obviously can't buy anything worthwhile, anyway.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
All your text based are belong to USians
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
TRDL
Miss Aja (@brat2381.bsky.social) reposted
All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Lady… With A Degree In Economics
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Zohran Mamdani alt texts.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
They'd cast Jared Leto.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
You should tell your BIL Rigid that he does not have to put up with this treatment!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
@asharangappa.bsky.social seems great, really, but I completely agree. These "yelling heads" platforms are pure propaganda. We no longer have news, and the "panels" serve only the interests of either side while the panelists are paid to cross-yell opinions, mostly.
HeidiO BREAKTHENORMS (@heidiotoo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But no. Because she's helping these lunatics to keep on surviving. Maybe smart, astute people should STOP. GOING. ON. CNN.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
What, exactly, is wrong with youth in Asia?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? What did you not already know about Annie Lennox?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Me? Exaggerate?!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
America. WTF?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
It's Bluesky. Look at it and/or away from it at your peril.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it's not called a software store now is it
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
I've said before "pizza is a lazy sandwich" but this. This is a whole different level of DGAF.
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Friends I just licked my phone screen. Tell my pets I lo
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
And a SUPERHUMAN driver. Boston to Houston and back in FOUR HOURS every time!
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)
Anyone catch the latest episode of Transom Strangers?
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
"These pipes ... are cleeeeeeaan" -- Chris Elliott
New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent
NO!!