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@newleaf.bsky.social

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created August 18, 2023

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Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. There's one WiFi bar to a network called "Admin" but you won't have the log in credentials.

1/9/2025, 1:32:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Any Cherokee living in NC seeing this and interested in showing three visitors around in early Nov?

1/9/2025, 3:17:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® (@void0reason.bsky.social) reposted

by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

A man who has just opened the door to a bunch of heavily armored with guns He’s calling out, “Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?” cartoon by Ivan Ehlers
31/8/2025, 10:42:16 AM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Du-dum-tss!

31/8/2025, 8:51:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moosey (@moosebigelow.bsky.social) reposted

On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

30/8/2025, 2:56:47 AM | 86 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29/8/2025, 6:24:12 PM | 16329 5136 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, it just slipped out

30/8/2025, 8:00:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks it's a sex act

30/8/2025, 7:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

This is incredibly difficult to grasp

30/8/2025, 7:56:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Giving me 1million US dollars won't make @mcuban.bsky.social one iota wealthier and that's the only reason he won't do it.

30/8/2025, 7:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

*me reading this, disappointed* *RFK Jr sprinting past me naked, like a dehydrated apricot* YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!

30/8/2025, 7:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

"What's a udide?"

30/8/2025, 7:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Ah ha!! NOW I understand what "thoughts and prayers" means!

30/8/2025, 6:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

The Night It Almost Happened was wild

30/8/2025, 6:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

The Void, this morning: "usually I get a lot of screaming, but all yesterday it was a ton of prayers."

30/8/2025, 4:32:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

"No, no. I said 'the PRECEDENT'S dead'."

30/8/2025, 4:30:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Ok so they ARE implanting chips, making replicants, and all of that Cool cool cool

30/8/2025, 3:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot air balloon is terrifying. Imagine being taken out by a steam powered wheat thresher or some other antiquated tech

30/8/2025, 3:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Not now, upsidedownseafloor

30/8/2025, 3:30:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Is he dead?

30/8/2025, 3:20:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

You're so close to getting it. Sadly!

30/8/2025, 12:11:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this aunt on your moms side or your dads side?

30/8/2025, 12:11:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

So, death panels, then.

29/8/2025, 9:40:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not an invitation to endless back and forth, this is rhetorical: Who do you suppose foments, spreads, and enacts ideology?

29/8/2025, 3:10:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Fascism is defined as a hegemonic, insular group with a specific agenda. Thoughtlessness is inherently opposed to a fascist movement, which is built on intentionality. Harris is not a fascist. Trump is.

29/8/2025, 2:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I think, strange as it may sound, parents should dress their children in full body armor suits when sending them to school. If the right wing will not adopt sensible gun control measures then we need to show them their ass.

29/8/2025, 3:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

In this hat!

28/8/2025, 10:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

This is sustainable. I also offer a deed to The Brooklyn Bridge. Serious inquiries only.

28/8/2025, 10:11:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vance lacks so, so much charisma. The camera abhors him. Say what you will about DJT he has never lacked for press and spotlight.

28/8/2025, 6:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

We're just two lost souls swimming In the 8 inch heels of a novelty platform shoe

28/8/2025, 6:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Finally, something has knocked that barrel of crackers off the timeline* *derogatory

28/8/2025, 6:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes there are two different guys on one team who each kick the ball in a different manner: one uses his hands to hold the ball and the other uses someone else's. It's wild.

28/8/2025, 6:36:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Tayis Kelft

28/8/2025, 6:34:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out last names are not at all accurate

28/8/2025, 6:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Richie Torres is not smart. Like not intelligent. Like slow.

28/8/2025, 1:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary

28/8/2025, 1:14:31 PM | 13476 4755 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

This is evidence that they are tracking individuals -- why else would they randomly show up in a remote area to arrest specific people? We are all being tracked and recorded everywhere all the time. Is this America?

28/8/2025, 4:17:07 AM | 76 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Funk autocorrect

28/8/2025, 3:21:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

1 like equals 1 time I took mass transit and met a new best friend whose name I can't remember but whose life story and full medical history I will recite in detail

28/8/2025, 3:20:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Comment if you are named in IMDB, like if you are not but harbor a grudge against the producers

28/8/2025, 3:19:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

I don't have the follower count for any of this

28/8/2025, 3:18:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

[High pitched screaming] [glass breaking] [High pitched screaming] Wednesdays, am I right?

28/8/2025, 3:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Yea, I'm subskeeting mean girls so what. You know what? It's not my fault you're in love with me or something

28/8/2025, 3:15:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Judging by your profile picture I assumed you were an adult woman. The internet is full of trickery, but congrats!

28/8/2025, 3:14:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Stop trying to make Fetch happen it was a so-so movie and forgettable Chase.

28/8/2025, 3:13:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim, many, many, many bodhisattvas are misunderstood

28/8/2025, 3:11:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

So you exist solely to farm engagement to push merch and you butcher a quote entirely

28/8/2025, 3:11:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

It took a sec

28/8/2025, 3:08:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Funkrockosaur or Ducklipthopolis, I think

28/8/2025, 3:08:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

You wear pink on October 3rd AND NEVER AGAIN

28/8/2025, 3:07:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Before I read this I think I came with one

28/8/2025, 3:06:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I would pay $5 to have Werner Herzog record a bespoke "lasagna"

28/8/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Dirty foot bitches is my tramp stamp

28/8/2025, 3:05:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

I'm not a regular mom I'm a cool mom of fur babies who have zero boundaries and who WILL put their teeth on you but not in a hurry way just a hi hello I have zero boundaries way

28/8/2025, 3:05:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Get in loser we're going shopping for a country that establishes constitutional principles and sticks by them.

28/8/2025, 3:04:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Off with her fucking head

27/8/2025, 3:40:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Blender is free!

27/8/2025, 3:29:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

For having to read that

27/8/2025, 2:38:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hold on while I harness the fire of a thousand suns rq

27/8/2025, 2:36:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he has to sell those goldfish eyes to buy food but no one wants to buy stupid used goldfish eyes.

27/8/2025, 2:35:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not the tricount it's how you use your LOD

27/8/2025, 2:35:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you owe me money now

27/8/2025, 2:33:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

So, cremation or casket?

27/8/2025, 2:32:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

When any Michael Jackson song comes on I skip it, turn the station, turn it off, or leave the area. When anything by or with Snoop comes on I will do the same. Kind of sucks, though, because Jackson really did do some great music.

27/8/2025, 2:30:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

The Thomas Gown Affair Gabs! 40 Ages The Geator Harold and the Purple Gayon

26/8/2025, 11:53:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Missed the "with" but I'll allow it.

26/8/2025, 11:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Gash (Improve a movie by replacing "CR" "G")

26/8/2025, 11:46:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'm going to check out the price of flights.

26/8/2025, 5:45:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Whole new meaning to "drain the swamp"...

26/8/2025, 5:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

The Dems biggest mistake is following Pelosi with Jeffries. It's like they're allergic to populism.

26/8/2025, 4:34:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

First at home was a 186. Then a 286.

26/8/2025, 12:38:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

"Whenever so few as three shall gather in my name, ye, there shall be a Rest Area (limit thine stay to 8 hours)"

25/8/2025, 2:47:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

This hardens my theory that this was staged.

25/8/2025, 1:43:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate you

25/8/2025, 1:41:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Also: We all have kitchen tables.

25/8/2025, 1:35:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Sexual attraction is fluid and malleable.

25/8/2025, 1:32:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Was she related to the man from Uruguay Who never had anything whatsoever to say?

24/8/2025, 8:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 4:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Has anyone checked to see if Stancil and Cuban are ever in the same room at the same time?

24/8/2025, 2:56:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't have a witty, scathing retort for you. I'm not going to mock the obvious ridiculousness of your skeet, either. I'll just say that no one should have as much money as you do. It obviously can't buy anything worthwhile, anyway.

24/8/2025, 2:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

All your text based are belong to USians

24/8/2025, 3:34:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

TRDL

24/8/2025, 3:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Miss Aja (@brat2381.bsky.social) reposted

All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Lady… With A Degree In Economics

23/8/2025, 3:36:13 AM | 11325 2225 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Zohran Mamdani alt texts.

24/8/2025, 3:31:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

They'd cast Jared Leto.

23/8/2025, 4:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

You should tell your BIL Rigid that he does not have to put up with this treatment!

23/8/2025, 4:27:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

@asharangappa.bsky.social seems great, really, but I completely agree. These "yelling heads" platforms are pure propaganda. We no longer have news, and the "panels" serve only the interests of either side while the panelists are paid to cross-yell opinions, mostly.

23/8/2025, 2:11:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HeidiO BREAKTHENORMS (@heidiotoo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But no. Because she's helping these lunatics to keep on surviving. Maybe smart, astute people should STOP. GOING. ON. CNN.

23/8/2025, 2:25:38 AM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

What, exactly, is wrong with youth in Asia?

23/8/2025, 2:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? What did you not already know about Annie Lennox?

23/8/2025, 2:03:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Me? Exaggerate?!

23/8/2025, 12:31:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

America. WTF?

22/8/2025, 10:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Bluesky. Look at it and/or away from it at your peril.

22/8/2025, 10:53:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

Well it's not called a software store now is it

22/8/2025, 10:52:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

I've said before "pizza is a lazy sandwich" but this. This is a whole different level of DGAF.

22/8/2025, 10:48:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social)

Friends I just licked my phone screen. Tell my pets I lo

22/8/2025, 10:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

And a SUPERHUMAN driver. Boston to Houston and back in FOUR HOURS every time!

22/8/2025, 10:28:58 PM | 212 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone catch the latest episode of Transom Strangers?

22/8/2025, 9:32:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

"These pipes ... are cleeeeeeaan" -- Chris Elliott

22/8/2025, 9:20:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New Leaf (@newleaf.bsky.social) reply parent

NO!!

22/8/2025, 9:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view