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Nicely Nicely Jones

@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social

Just a guy, getting by.

created August 12, 2024

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Profile picture Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

another sad case of a good kid gone bad

Newspaper headline reads “Goat accused of robbery.”
2/9/2025, 4:49:48 PM | 219 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you (@suitti.bsky.social) reposted

Surprise her! A single rose, a loving text message, a picnic at the beach, hiding a dead body together, it doesn't have to cost money, it just needs to catch her off guard.

Woman planting something in the garden: Text: Remember: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips.
1/9/2025, 10:13:36 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.

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1/9/2025, 12:15:41 AM | 15231 2888 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ireland: chat through the list of suspects over pint. (Also applies to Inspector Morse).

30/8/2025, 2:41:06 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

I was wondering what was happening this morning in the White House and for some reason this scene came to mind... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP89...

30/8/2025, 2:39:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Snow (@thehistoryguy.bsky.social) reposted

Not for the first time I am begging angry people to put the phone down, walk through actual streets, go to actual pubs, stand on the touch line at local sports clubs, browse Saturday markets, chat with ramblers on footpaths and rediscover beauty & contentedness.

24/7/2025, 12:47:34 PM | 1659 308 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Like this for all sorts of reasons. I’m pretty sure this is what China is already doing.

30/8/2025, 12:10:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole production is amazing, and very, very funny. You can find it here: it's worth the money. player.shakespearesglobe.com/productions/...

30/8/2025, 11:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he is having a procedure: something like a conscience transplant or a prejudicectomy, which is why they don't want to talk about it.

30/8/2025, 11:01:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Some real dance discipline and skill here: these are properly trained dancers: given Russia's deep ballet tradition, I suspect many of them may be ballerinas working off-piste.

30/8/2025, 10:55:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing. I'd only seen this kind of movement one other time, but not by so many or so brilliantly choreographed. In fact, it was a completely different context: Mark Rylance in his wondrous performance as Olivia in the 2012 Globe production of Twelfth Night. youtu.be/HVubWP3p62s?...

30/8/2025, 10:46:56 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

This is on the WhiteHouse website, and I was seriously impressed. I didn't know that he was so keen to celebrate America's animal doctors. Given what he's said and done previously, it can't be be anything else, can it?

A photograph from the White House website, depicting President Trump, Vice President Vance and various other men, smiling and looking at something to the right of the picture. Overlaid is the text 'Honoring our vets'.
30/8/2025, 10:22:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I suspect he's having a procedure done... Conscience transplant or prejudice removal, something like that.

30/8/2025, 10:17:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not saying they're connected, and I know this your nom-de-plume, but given the rumours circulating, someone might think you've used your particular set of skills in a particular way...

30/8/2025, 10:15:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

I'm sure it's saying, "Ahab? Last I looked, he was sleeping with the fishes..."

30/8/2025, 10:04:10 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Fan service!

30/8/2025, 10:00:10 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Summer in Alaska...

30/8/2025, 9:56:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted reply parent

Old World Language Families. I had an excellent professor with this on her wall ages ago

An artistic representation of the
15/12/2023, 2:16:56 AM | 227 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture glastomichelle.bsky.social (@glastomichelle.bsky.social) reposted

'Peaceful Dawn' Glastonbury Tor this morning before sunrise.

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28/8/2025, 8:03:16 AM | 232 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture our lady of the cow parsley (@ladycowparsley.bsky.social) reposted

Please watch

12/8/2025, 4:04:11 PM | 27 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

or a book.

30/8/2025, 12:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Dunt (@iandunt.bsky.social) reposted

Outstanding.

29/8/2025, 7:36:06 AM | 1237 263 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Monorail? Chimpanzee? I'm afraid you've made me think of the Simpsons... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6C...

29/8/2025, 7:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Dog tired while bike too fast.

28/8/2025, 12:22:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

American legislators do much, much more to 'protect' kids from books than from guns. Yet in America, guns kill kids more than anything else. Why? Legislators believe that a nutjob's freedom to have a gun matters more than the right of kids to stay alive. publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/guns-re...

27/8/2025, 5:46:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

I think I've found the house where Bond villains live when they want some downtime away from their volcano...

27/8/2025, 1:29:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Intriguing promotional strategy. The #Anthropic team announce the initial user pilot of their AI, #Claude, for Chrome by explaining in some detail quite how vulnerable it will make users to malicious attacks. Their logic seems sound, but as a tool to encourage adoption, it is...interesting.

27/8/2025, 11:19:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice bespoke gag there. Just goes to show what a craftsman can do with good material, carefully cut to the right length.

27/8/2025, 8:47:50 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely true. People are entirely rational, in that they always have reasons for what they do. Oftentimes, however, these reasons are unconscious.

25/8/2025, 6:03:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. And at some point, you turn that asset growth into cash. And pay only 24% on it.

25/8/2025, 5:08:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm... As I understand things, as you get richer, more of your wealth and income comes from investments and capital gains. 24% CGT is less than 45% top rate or the tax on a salary above £50k. You end up paying less tax than on comparable salaried income. Not a tax expert, so happy to be corrected.

25/8/2025, 4:47:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Rich people may pay more income tax on salaries, but as you say their tax picture is complicated. As it is for poor people. This is why I think it is hard to justify saying that inequality is a 'brainworm' without considering the tax burden as a proportion of (all) income, not just salary.

25/8/2025, 4:39:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

His gross tax bill might well be very big. But the tax on the proportion of money he takes home might well be lower. That said, I appreciate that the narrative here is less clear than in the US, where billionaires routinely pay less tax - Trump paid $750 total income tax in 2016.

25/8/2025, 4:33:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Including income from non-salaried sources?

25/8/2025, 4:29:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but rich people seem to be able to keep more of the money they take home than poor, even if they pay a higher salary tax. If we're talking other taxes, we can look at total effective tax rates. The poorest 10% pay an effective 48% tax rate; the richest? 39%. equalitytrust.org.uk/news/press-r...

25/8/2025, 4:28:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

No argument from me there. If we are talking about salaried income.

25/8/2025, 4:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

This gross income. Do you mean gross salaried income? Or all monies flowing into a rich person's bank account?

25/8/2025, 4:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Those big gross numbers are impressive. But again, what percentage do they pay as a proportion of the money they take home each year? (again, not just salaried income).

25/8/2025, 4:19:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure they do pay a lot. But do they pay a lot in proportion to their income? And you can argue assets vs income: it is about the amount of money people take home to spend at the end of the month / year. If I take home more, I should pay (at least) the same proportion of tax as others.

25/8/2025, 4:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

...And if I may: I'm not against people being rich. I don't like rich people not paying their proportionate share on the money people earn that is available personally for them to spend, regardless of source. And overall, the rich need to demonstrate that they pay their proportionate share.

25/8/2025, 4:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

A little more than just vibes, I think. There is plentiful evidence that the true marginal tax rates on incomes for the very rich are low, and lower than for salaried income. My point, I think, still stands: your 'brainworm' contention needs to be justified against total income, not just salaries.

25/8/2025, 4:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

That may be true. I'm not proposing a fix. I made my original comment because I felt that suggesting that 'rising inequality is simply a brainworm' may not stand up when considered in the context of the tax burden on rich person's total income, rather than just the salaried component.

25/8/2025, 12:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

3/3 I also suspect (but stand to be corrected) that many rely on additional sources of income, and that they pay proportionately less tax on these other sources than salaried taxpayers do. Hence the perception that the total burden on middle income taxpayers is disproportionately high in comparison.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

2/3 Back to my original point: I am sure that your analysis of the relative proportionate tax burden borne by the rich on their salaries is correct.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

1/3 Maybe not. But i'm pretty sure that in many cases, it does. I'm sure rich people employ very expensive tax advisors to help them navigate the administrative burden of sorting out their tax affairs. I'm sure also that many of them are employed to find ways to minimise the tax burden.

25/8/2025, 12:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok. So if rich people aren't defraying tax exposure through loans, and they are paying taxes proportionate to the income they make from capital gains, what do the thousands of people employed by the rich to minimise their tax exposure do all day to justify their existence?

25/8/2025, 11:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I am astonished and bemused equally. Using the spin of electrons to power data capture? They might as well say they are using the "Archmage's crystal torus to scry the astral plane..." Clarke's dictum - advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic - stays true, even when you know it's science.

25/8/2025, 11:35:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. But are there not a plethora of other vehicles to shield income from the taxman? 'Loans' secured against assets, for example?

25/8/2025, 11:00:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Great analysis. But I fear there is a significant omission. For most of the top end, only a relatively small proportion of their actual income is taxed. Tax avoidance through schemes, trusts, loans, putative investment loss and offshore monies mean that their true marginal tax rates are very low.

25/8/2025, 10:48:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

6/6 Health. Housing. Food bills. Transport. Water. Labour needs to tell its own stories about fundamentals, and stop making it easy for Reform to link such failures to immigration. But Labour, like the Dems, don't know the story they want to tell. So they let Trump and Farage tell the story instead.

25/8/2025, 10:35:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

5/6 It is also why Reform is gaining. Because its story speaks to these things, and uses them to make its anti-immigration case. Such things used to be Labour's story - told for the purpose of helping people aspire to better lives, rather than to blame others. But it has forgotten these stories.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

4/6 Dems need to speak to how they will put more food on the table. How they will secure jobs. How they will make people feel safer. How they will actually make them safer. Trump has stories for all of these. That's why he continues to win.

25/8/2025, 10:35:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

3/6 So he reflects (and magnifies) their needs into fears and inverts the story: he is the good guy against the leftists who don't care. Dems can't counter this by saying Trump is the bad guy. But they do need to show that they are the good guys. And that means speaking to the fundamentals of life.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

2/6 Dems (and Labour over here) think that their stories are about the fight of (their) good over Trump's evil. But to his people, Trump is the good guy - because his stories speak to the fundamentals of their lives. He's telling their stories. That he takes and distorts them doesn't matter.

25/8/2025, 10:35:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

1/6 Absolutely spot on. Trump's stories connect with his people because they are always, at their heart, about Maslow's basic needs: food, safety, family, money. The stories may not be true, but for people looking to explain and get control over their lives, they resonate. Same deal with Reform.

25/8/2025, 10:35:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more people willing to fight for moderation.

24/8/2025, 12:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoops. Hadn't twigged it was AI. Hmm...

23/8/2025, 6:10:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Wonderful. Now all we need is 'Play that Funky Music' by AC/DC...

23/8/2025, 6:08:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Important information if you don't want to get caught on the hop...

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There are book reviews, and there are book reviews...

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Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

True... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he may have misunderstood what they meant by 'Club World'

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www.worldofmoose.com/products/min...

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Currently stuck in telephone service hell trying to speak to #VirginMedia. The IVR does not recognise the password it has asked me to speak, and has asked me 11 times for my password. This the seventh time I have tried to speak to someone today and it is an egregiously awful customer experience.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

i had the immense privilege to attend, in the front row, Peter O’Toole’s final stage performance. It was in the glorious, if inconsequential, ‘Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell’ at (I think) The Old Vic.

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Profile picture dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted

They think it’s all over, it is now.

22/8/2025, 6:25:24 PM | 134 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

This is brilliant - as is pretty much everything they post. Enjoy, and follow: you won't regret it.

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Profile picture LeftwardSwing 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ (@leftwardswing.bsky.social) reposted

The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life. Crank it! 😀 🎸

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

isn't there an amendment about this? Something about free speech?

20/8/2025, 10:08:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet she's fuming...

20/8/2025, 8:11:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it's waiting until it's time to go back to Madame Rose...

19/8/2025, 5:25:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

An excellent philosophy.

19/8/2025, 5:16:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

Not wrong.

19/8/2025, 5:13:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

'Rollback,' of course, is a holy word for the Asda Stonefolk. It's origins are lost in the mists of time. While some claim it invokes a mythical age of prosperity, many scholars say that the clue is in the name, reminding us how the Stonehenge stones were transported to Wiltshire...

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Profile picture John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reposted

computers were better when they were transluscent machines feared us more when we could see their insides

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Stocking fillers for grownups.

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Profile picture Scott Innes (@flyinginside.bsky.social) reposted

Unusual choice of outfit, but I guess he knows what he’s doing

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Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people think that the overarching purpose of a degree is to get a better job. It's not. The purpose of a degree is to become a better person: to be able think for yourself, trust your own arguments and to learn from, and challenge others. Better jobs are side effect.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy your mimsy borogroves...

16/8/2025, 10:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Witchita Lineman is simply a perfect song.

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This is amazing. Wondrous language. Perfect.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow.

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Profile picture Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted

Naught but a leap to the left And thanne a clockwyse tread; Put thyne handes on thyne hippes, And be thy knees yn-gatheréd: Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste That maketh mirthe down to rayne - Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!

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Profile picture Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted

I do NOT recommend this new capri sun.

A picture of a yo-Sushi sweet and sticky Teriyaki sauce packet
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Profile picture Kit de Waal (@kitdewaal.com) reposted

Words To Live By Number 241

Don’t grow up it’s a trap
14/8/2025, 8:54:18 AM | 44 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume that when you speak of walkable neighborhoods, you didn't have in mind neighborhoods where those walking are dressed in body armor representing the Federal government...?

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Pleas Sir, can I be excused? My brain is full.

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Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot? Why is this? 🧵

A mid-century family sitting on the porch steps. The man is wearing a camp collar shirt with a flapped pocket (collar and flap have a distinctive shape). he pairs them with fuller cut pants and leather shoes. Some people standing around. Photo is from the mid-century. Man has a knitted polo and full legged, pleated pants.
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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

This is the greatest news article ever written.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social)

The Beagles. Electric Light Quartet. The Blue Brother. The White Strips Manfred Mann's Soil Band.

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you mean www.paragraphplanet.com?

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of a joke, the punchline of which goes: "That's no 'Nile terrier.' That's a f***ing crocodile!"

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Profile picture Nicely Nicely Jones (@nicelynicelyjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are good contenders. Some others: "Aha, the old...X... ploy." - universally applicable for any given X. "No matter where you go, there you are." Also universally relevant.

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