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Arden

@noh-and-unicorns.bsky.social

Just a guy who loves ancient performing arts and unicorns. And all that gay shit, obviously. 🌈💜🦄 古典日本文学、および劇を研究している、エディンバラ大学の博士課程、アーデン・テイラーです。

created January 8, 2025

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So a scientist has designed a way of cutting something like 80% of the methane from cattle burps without harming the cattle. He mentioned that of course the ideal would be that we stop eating them, but that that wasn’t realistic. But it could be. Just stop subsidizing it.

25/4/2025, 7:50:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If somehow their positions had been reversed and Bill had run after Hillary, I think he would have been unstoppable as a candidate. The fact that in our entire history we’ve never had a female head of state is I think proof enough of the power of sexism in voting—particularly Christian nationalist.

4/4/2025, 7:48:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I misread this as “drag test” at first, and I got very excited. Of course he’d be terrible at it, but that would make it even better to watch.

4/4/2025, 7:20:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a LOT of loud misogyny during both 2016 and 2024, and from what I saw, very little push back from any party. True, I don’t think it was a non-issue that Harris was a part of a mostly feckless administration, but Clinton didn’t have that problem, and the sexism was still wild.

4/4/2025, 7:19:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if the transphobes will ever realize. Like, they (mostly, I hope) don’t even question the idea of homosexuality or interracial marriage, but the language they use about us is strikingly similar to pre-civil rights. And similarly fucking stupid. I just wonder if it’ll ever click for them.

4/4/2025, 7:17:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And chigo were of course the (mostly religious) predecessors to wakashu, who Joshua Mostow also argues can be considered a third gender, so I’d definitely look for his stuff too. A lot of it has to do with sexual politics though, so just be prepared.

3/4/2025, 5:01:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been writing a bit on chigo (temple acolytes), and one person I would definitely recommend on this subject is Sachi Schmidt-Hori, who basically argues that the gender of chigo was neither male nor female, but rather “child.” Different from prepubescent children and more feminine than adult men.

3/4/2025, 4:59:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOVED this movie. 💜🌈💜 Could have had more gay. But otherwise.

21/3/2025, 7:43:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transphobia is rooted in ⚪️ supremacy. Ableism is rooted in ⚪️ supremacy. Misogyny, Christian nationalism, factory farming, redlining, the anti-vax movement, anti-abortion movements, and gerrymandering are all rooted in ⚪️ supremacy. And ⚪️ supremacy is rooted in capitalism. It’s all got to go.

7/3/2025, 10:54:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People calling movies and TV “woke” or “DEI” is hysterical, because if representation isn’t important, why does it bother you to see less 😑⚪️💁‍♂️ then, Kevin?

6/3/2025, 6:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know…I seem to recall quite a lot of lessons on emotional regulation coming from Obi Wan.

2/3/2025, 3:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah…..I’ve heard this interpretation before (the one that completely absolves Anakin of any responsibility for his actions), and it strikes me as exceedingly “boys will be boys.” Nah.

2/3/2025, 1:37:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.

28/2/2025, 9:15:55 PM | 10097 1606 | View on Bluesky | view

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Capitalism is the largest threat to the continuation of life on earth.

1/3/2025, 11:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a dream that Elon started putting people in these underwater cages, controlling their oxygen until their friends and family obeyed and stopped criticizing him. Wonder how long we’ve got before he does.

27/2/2025, 2:16:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

24/2/2025, 3:39:07 PM | 52856 11718 | View on Bluesky | view

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I almost feel like patriarchy is worse in academia, because every cis-white-male academic I have ever met has convinced himself—and frequently others—that he is an ally.

21/2/2025, 1:13:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On my way to shake up academia. 😁💜🌈🦄

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21/2/2025, 8:19:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/2/2025, 2:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s a wild thing: Dutch men find deeper voices in women to be more attractive, while Japanese men feel the opposite. (🔗👇) Not all attraction, but some attraction is indeed culturally conditioned. Also, sorry if you’ve been missing out so far, but women with deep voices are definitely hot. 🔥💜🦄🌈

18/2/2025, 2:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have gone past the rainbow phase. I’m in my brick era.

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17/2/2025, 7:07:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever hear of the Dunning-Kruger effect, you dumb fuck?

17/2/2025, 6:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Horrifying, but for now, stay safe and do no attempt to change gender markers on official documents. www.instagram.com/p/DGBNkXFMXS...

16/2/2025, 11:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fed my soul today. Tried to capture how magnificently still and peaceful Maiden Castle is. You know how sometimes you can sense that a place is good? Like it welcomes you? That’s how it is.

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The sad truth is, I love spicy food, it does not love me. 🌶️🤤😵

14/2/2025, 8:48:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pro-USAID demonstrators are roughly escorted out of a House hearing

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Nothing that benefits humanity has ever happened at a football game. www.instagram.com/p/DF3F07kSRQ...

10/2/2025, 4:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh…nah. As someone with a cervix, 100% nah. There definitely is such a thing as a “just right” in terms of size. Plus, small can always be augmented. Too big, you’re effed.

8/2/2025, 7:18:25 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He even kind of looks like him!! 😂😂😂

6/2/2025, 9:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(h/t: @the.language.nerds)

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EVEN factory farmers live at or below the poverty line. And that’s with your tax dollars subsidizing it, because animal agriculture simply does not make economic sense either. Not to mention the animal-to-human diseases that form in such environments. The more you look into it, the worse it is.

1/2/2025, 6:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moreover, EVEN factory farmed dairy cattle (the most land-efficient animal agriculture) take ten times more land than any given plant crop, and that’s not even including the other resources: fuel to transport them to and from slaughter houses, antibiotics, the human cost of raising and slaughtering

1/2/2025, 6:45:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kindly do even the smallest bit of research before confidently claiming nonsense. What I’m saying is that there is not enough pasture in the world for cattle to graze and for people to eat them. And factory farmed cattle HAVE to eat produce, where do you think that is grown?

1/2/2025, 6:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would only work with unlimited scrub land, which only exists in maybe someplace like Mongolia, and not enough to support any more people than already live there, as a matter of practicality.

31/1/2025, 5:39:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know Bolsonaro made it his personal mission to burn down the so-called “lungs of the earth” (i.e. the Amazon rainforest) for cattle grazing right? Moreover, most of the world’s existing arable land is already being used. Also where did you get this “saturation” idea?

31/1/2025, 5:38:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know who are the only men whose supposed heterosexuality I never question? Those who don’t say or do sexist things.

31/1/2025, 4:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 Fren, I have been vegan for going on 15 years now. I don’t deprive myself of anything, trust me. Side note: I also bench more than most meat-eaters I know. More importantly, if you want to keep living on this planet, I just can’t help but think that it’s a really small thing to give up. 🤷‍♂️

31/1/2025, 4:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention, animal agriculture is responsible for the CONSUMPTION of the plant food produced over 70% of the world’s arable land. I’m not even going to mention how much land it takes to raise these animals, even using factory farming.

31/1/2025, 9:40:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is where it’s going. Where it’s always been going. Anybody remember Salem?

31/1/2025, 7:36:34 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So…….yeah.

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29/1/2025, 5:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except…a podcaster I like has an episode entitled “Oku,” which I thought might be about the Oku-no-in (like the semi-obscured temples supposedly run radical feminist nuns) or maybe Michi-no-oku, the poetic term for the supposedly wild northern country, but in fact it was “Ouoku” (王奥) 😂.

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You guys, my local beauty supply store sells mermaid face masks. I can be a merman for twenty minutes once a week! I think that counts as part time mermanning. 🧜‍♂️

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😭😂

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Just a suggestion: do your taxes early, so the Cheeto in Chief doesn’t have time to get rid of the free tax filing services through the IRS website.

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Happy Wednesday friends 👋 If you want to meet blue friends drop a 💙 Have a great day!

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Luckily we have moved on since the Crab Cannery Ship, and you can start with the Iron Widow.

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You know, as a mildly agoraphobic demisexual gynoromantic androsexual toppy solo-poly chronically ill leftist cuck, I tend to step on a rake a lot when it comes to my love life. On the other hand, I just learned that there is a noh mask which is also a unicorn. So anyway. 🌈🦄🌈

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