Mike Johnson is a modern-day Judas in his adherence to Christian values.
Dyslexic hundredaire living in the abyss that is Elon Musks' soul. "The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." -Charles Bukowski
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Mike Johnson is a modern-day Judas in his adherence to Christian values.
WTAF! He should just take over CSPAN and turn into the Trump Shopping Channel.
Art of the Deal... rhymes with Dumb and Unreal
TRAITOR!
Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting immigwants!
Mark Rube-o is a very little man in many ways.
I'd prefer he get a swift kick in the ass!
She's gonna ask for two cups of the Kool-Aid!
Least competent? Incompetent.
Right now!
Yeeck!🤮
Pollyanna Trump
Trump is just spreading his "religion" to his followers... The opiate to sedate his masses. Iran and Israel are like... "Yeah, right... whatever you say..." BOMBS AWAY!
SCROTUS strikes again!
It's much simpler than that.... It's a problem to have an idiot in a position of such power.
It can't be easy dealing with vessels of shit.
Does Adderall speed up time?
Looks like she is with Marco Rubio's son.
I’m no fan of the Iranian nuclear program. Which is why President Obama signed a treaty with Iran to dismantle it. The only reason Iran is enriching uranium is because Trump tossed out the Obama-Iran treaty the minute he got into office. This was all preventable.
Facts have a liberal bias.
Elon will someday realize that facts, unfortunately for him, have a liberal bias.
Elon is upset that facts have a liberal bias.
"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot..."
It appears that idiots continue to elect idiots.
The invocation of War Powers Act by the executive should require an approval of Congress within 24 hours
More entitled class bullshit from our Clown in Chief
Elon Musk "visits" Mars every day.
Trump è un pezzo di merda fatto a forza.
Christian? Ted Cruz? For political purposes only.
Cruz needs no help in embarrassing himself!
We stopped electing leaders with Reagan. From then on, we focused more and more on "celebrity" than knowledge and policy. We are now at the point where displaying intelligence and having policy are counterproductive to getting elected.
And Jr. is too dumb. This will end poorly for many. Pun intentional.
Buyers remorse.
He likes to fuck poor old people even more!
Criminals wear masks.
Mace. Rhymes with disgrace. More than a coincidence.
Criminals wear masks.
I get Children of the Corn vibes from her
Great idea!!! 👍
Peter Thiel needs to go at the same time. Put them on the same raft.
Those were all Elon's latest batch. They were already doing ketamine.
He's pissed at his wife too because he found out that we don't grow bananas either!
These guys both think they are the finger!
Maybe we should have BILLIONAIRE SURVIVOR! 75% Total wealth tax for all losers. Winner only taxed at 25%
Everyone is getting indigestion from this Taco fight!
This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
🎯
It's getting about time for Elon to start his next transformation... He will start to become the modern-day Howard Hughes.
More likely that it's all hands on dick.
She's holding her breath because of the stench.
Little boy blue.
Naval Academy has no guts.
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
Baghdad Barbie strikes again!
Hey legacy media—since #Trump fell asleep during the Pope’s funeral we can expect to see the Biden treatment right, multiple stories about his age, fatigue, and fitness. Bc that’s what you do, right… @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com @cnn.com @msnbc.com @latimes.com @nbcnews.com
I think he should focus on fucking up his own stuff, not everyone else's.
He needs to spend less time on Earth. Mars awaits him....
Need the authors' voices!
"I got shot. Have any if you been shot?"
Presidenting is too hard!!
You can see that there is class coming out of her eyes... class coming out of her wherever.
Only this dumb fuck could ‘look forward to’ a funeral.
Nice to see that he RSVPed.
I'm getting a pony!!🐎
They are good at accounting, not math.
Melania in New York.
It's no longer.. "Survival of the fittest!" Now, it's further devolved into.. "Survival of the richest."
Reason: Integrity.
Big Mac or Quarter Pounder? Can't decide? Have 'em both!
...and lobotomy effects are definitely not genetically passed? We're sure?
Zoo Zoo! ...or some 28 letter German word that starts with a Z
Too many peeps, maybe?
Who wore it better? Melania VS Caterbury Easter Bunny? Her fashion sense sucks.
Honnn... wait... hmmm... no, we're good. HONK!
He's doing crack now.
I hope Venezuela says, "Fuck you. Keep 'em."
🎶"I'm just a lonely frog!"🎶
He should move to Mars.
The first domino is falling... the failures will continue... and probably be worse and worse.
Elmer Fudd was just doing his job.
New government grift.
He'll piss on him upon request.
Another piece of shit leader on the global stage.
Everyone's on the grift!
Is Elon gonna balance cutlery on his frankenweenie tonight as an encore?
It glows in black light.
Rrraaaawwwrr! 😾
By plated, you mean spray painted?
Is soup a meal?
Douche.
No cantaloupe, from Mexico or elsewhere, would fuck that guy.
