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Not Ralph Malph

@notralphmalph.bsky.social

Retired legal professional

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t suppose there were some Israelites who said “I’m not worshipping that calf, I’m just hoping to get enough grain for my table and maybe buy my wife some myrrh for our anniversary if only I could afford it.”

5/9/2025, 1:19:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean not counting the dozen or so MSM stories about the Trump hotel-brothel that I could find in 5 minutes on Google? www.nytimes.com/2025/03/14/u... www.bloomberg.com/features/201...

5/9/2025, 12:59:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems to me this is pretty much the entire point of the Declaration of Independence. Or, as Jefferson put it, “the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Those last two crucial words are often left out of Jefferson’s quote.

5/9/2025, 12:54:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

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4/9/2025, 10:16:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a bit of Alan Rickman in that photo.

4/9/2025, 7:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

A military flyover to drown out their voices!

2/9/2025, 6:57:17 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a Q in his hand?

31/8/2025, 3:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Grizzly bears and brown bears are the same thing. That looks like a black bear to me, though.

29/8/2025, 6:29:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

“We’re going to have to make a deal with Hitler. Why fight to the death over the Sudetenland.” -Neville Chamberlain

28/8/2025, 3:35:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They must really feel great about having to leave their real jobs to pick up trash for military enlisted wages.

27/8/2025, 4:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Next the Republican Party will rename itself the “Commanders.”

26/8/2025, 4:40:53 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the real point is that we shouldn’t waste our energy pointing fingers or placing blame but we should join together to save our country.

25/8/2025, 6:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Back it up with what? We all want action, but they don’t have the votes.

24/8/2025, 7:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

That is the project. Destroy public education, leading to a nation of ignorant, uneducated people who will keep electing terrible leaders.

23/8/2025, 6:46:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Understood. Yaz carried the Sox on his back in 67.

22/8/2025, 3:05:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

He used a college draft deferment, which the law allowed, then enlisted in the army national guard. All perfectly legal at the time. At least he wore the uniform, and didn’t claim he had bone spurs or childhood asthma. I’m no fan of Bolton, but I don’t think that makes him a draft dodger.

22/8/2025, 3:04:11 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Even though I grew up a Detroit fan, and was a right handed hitter, I always copied Yaz’s stance when I batted. He sure looks good for 86.

22/8/2025, 2:07:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Yaz was a left fielder, not a third baseman.

22/8/2025, 2:05:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you mean 1967. 1968 was Detroit over the Cardinals.

22/8/2025, 2:02:52 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

That will last until SCOTUS grants a stay pending appeal.

22/8/2025, 3:35:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss that electric jolt when you missed a bit of the foil and it made contact with one of your metal fillings.

22/8/2025, 2:52:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

John Roberts is the Merrick Garland of Chief Justices.

22/8/2025, 1:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at all those 90 year old white hippies protesting.

20/8/2025, 6:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

1945. Under a Democratic administration.

20/8/2025, 6:41:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Article I, section 4 gives Congress the power to pass laws regulating Congressional elections. That does not give the President any power at all, nor does it make the States agents of the federal government.

18/8/2025, 6:16:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

“The states are merely an “agent” for the federal government.” No, the states are sovereign entities which run their own elections to select their representatives in Congress.

18/8/2025, 2:01:24 PM | 77 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s landing at an Air Force base and not leaving the base. He will not see any Alaskans or their flags.

14/8/2025, 8:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised there is no mention in the article of the problem of invasive green crabs, which is a huge threat to these ecosystems: hakai.org/primed-to-de...

14/8/2025, 4:47:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social)

The White House has announced the site of Friday’s summit :

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12/8/2025, 12:48:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

and sex offenders.

11/8/2025, 4:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin will not see any Alaskans. I expect he will land at an Air Force base and access will be completely locked down.

11/8/2025, 2:50:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Veterans do not serve for glory.

6/8/2025, 7:17:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t it interesting that the only people Trump calls “low IQ” are Black?

4/8/2025, 9:48:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

The IRS has always had a say in this because staying out of politics used to be a requirement for them to stay tax exempt. Before this, if they endorsed a candidate, the IRS would take away their tax exemption. But no more.

2/8/2025, 12:41:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not arguing with you, but Mar a Lago isn’t a golf club, as I understand it.

30/7/2025, 11:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Im asking because I’m ignorant about this, but wouldn’t most of the customers in a spa like this be women? Who would be doing the sexual harassing (besides the rich guy who owns the spa)?

30/7/2025, 10:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Catcher set up outside, the pitcher missed his spot, the catcher’s movement fooled the umpire, and the umpire blew the call.

29/7/2025, 3:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

She moved to dismiss the charges based on the Epstein 2007 plea agreement, but it was denied, and upheld on appeal, which is what she’s appealing to SCOTUS.

29/7/2025, 12:54:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

If the “authorities” means Todd Blanche, I would say no thanks.

24/7/2025, 10:12:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps Prince Andrew has a spare room where she can stay.

24/7/2025, 2:59:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Control for alcohol consumption rates and I’ll bet the difference disappears.

23/7/2025, 10:15:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

When people make things up, even if it’s in support of a righteous cause, it just strengthens the hand of the oppressor.

22/7/2025, 6:11:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

It is clear that kidnapping people off the streets and sending them to foreign gulags is a more important national priority than educating our children.

21/7/2025, 4:33:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a rainbow to me. This was a better throw, though it’s a trash video:

19/7/2025, 3:01:29 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Seize. Cease means stop, you don’t want them to do that.

14/7/2025, 2:55:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Andy Biggs is a graduate of the University of Arizona law school.

13/7/2025, 3:51:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social)

Why does the media report Trump’s tariff threats without any mention of the fact that he has no authority under the Constitution to impose any of these tariffs?

12/7/2025, 3:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

After 26 years in the home, Mrs. Grant might not be up on the latest lingo.

9/7/2025, 1:41:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 8:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I could care less.

8/7/2025, 6:57:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Of the 34 million “able bodied” people supposedly on Medicaid, how many of them are mentally ill or mentally disabled?

8/7/2025, 4:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Holding her without testimony? She had a trial, witnesses testified, a jury found her guilty, and she was sentenced to 20 years.

8/7/2025, 5:14:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

John Lewis wasn’t a coward. Martin Luther King wasn’t a coward. Gandhi wasn’t a coward. Courage comes in many forms, and it doesn’t require a gun or violence.

7/7/2025, 8:26:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Make sure you write your will and leave burial instructions before doing this. Your next of kin will appreciate it.

7/7/2025, 7:59:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social)

What makes it OK for military aircraft to be used as props for a signing ceremony for a piece of partisan legislation? Why are military leaders OK with this?

4/7/2025, 10:33:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Not all lawyer types. If I cared to, I would find my post from some months ago saying that his was probably the most consequential failure by any cabinet member in American history.

3/7/2025, 4:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

The regulations require immigration judges to be attorneys. Of course they could change the regulations, but there is a process they would have to go through that could be challenged in federal court.

1/7/2025, 4:54:17 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

“Well, we’re all going to die.” Senator Joni Ernst

30/6/2025, 9:16:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s hard to move that fast with a walker.

30/6/2025, 2:33:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe, but if voters have the power to decide whether to recognize someone’s fundamental rights they also have the power to take them away. That’s why our Constitution has a bill of rights.

29/6/2025, 3:49:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, and I hope he keeps doing it for a long time. And he’d make a better President than who we’ve got. But I think we can find someone younger to run in 28.

29/6/2025, 3:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet BlueSky is full of people blaming Democrats, all of whom voted “no,” for not “doing something” to stop this.

29/6/2025, 1:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

He will be 87 years old at the time of next Presidential election.

29/6/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like LAPD arrested him.

24/6/2025, 8:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

To be clear, Chuck Schumer, Fetterman and all the accommodationist Democrats need to resign, retire, or be primaried. But attacking AOC for not impeaching Trump is silly. She’s been out there fighting the whole time.

23/6/2025, 5:05:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t have the votes and Speaker Johnson will never even allow a vote on it. And this is somehow the Dems’ fault?

22/6/2025, 11:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance literally served with Padilla in the Senate for 2 years. In JD’s mind he was probably always “Jose.”

20/6/2025, 10:57:36 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t say anything about decorum and letters. And I don’t need you to lecture me about the Nazis. My mother was in a Nazi labor camp. I know what they were, and history is repeating itself. I support resistance. But criticizing Congressmen for not making an armed assault on ICE is just posturing

19/6/2025, 3:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Hate to break it to you but ICE has a lot of guys with guns. Do you think you could find an armed security person willing to get shot for Jerry Nadler?

18/6/2025, 10:52:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

The most disturbing thing about this is that Trump seems to believe that the war in Ukraine is happening in Russia.

18/6/2025, 5:43:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I blocked them too, so I never saw their post. 😃

17/6/2025, 9:14:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I never said it was OK. I just prefer fewer bad things and more good things. If that means I’m evil, then that’s your opinion and you’re welcome to it.

17/6/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s always been shit. But do you want more shit or less shit? I’d prefer less.

17/6/2025, 7:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you’re just making stuff up. They said she had cash, but they never said how much. They said she had passports but never said they were fake.

17/6/2025, 6:37:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

So what crime do you think they should have charged her with? Seems to me she may have been afraid her crazy husband was going to come after her next and she was fleeing to Canada while he was on the run.

17/6/2025, 6:11:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

The feds can charge if they want but that wouldn’t make the state charges go away.

16/6/2025, 2:08:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WIRED (@wired.com) reposted

Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.

16/6/2025, 11:16:04 AM | 542 217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

As Ben Franklin said, it’s a republic, if you can keep it. He understood that it was only with hard work and vigilance that we will keep it.

13/6/2025, 3:28:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no such thing.

13/6/2025, 12:52:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no mechanism in the Constitution for citizen impeachment. There is no such thing. Only the House of Representatives has the power of impeachment.

13/6/2025, 12:52:02 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha. I’ll bet he’s celebrated Saint Patrick’s Day with an Irish flag before.

11/6/2025, 1:20:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

He is leaving to spend more time with the young woman he left his family for.

10/6/2025, 6:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Arrested by whom?

9/6/2025, 9:25:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course it’s a constitutional crisis. When the president does things that are plainly unlawful and unconstitutional and the constitutional structure is unable to stop him or do anything about it, that is a constitutional crisis.

9/6/2025, 5:58:55 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as we romanticize the anti-war protests of the 60’s, remember that they led to the election and reelection of Richard Nixon. Chaos and unrest — even if provoked by an unjust war or by ICE thugs — does not win over average voters. This plays into the hands of MAGA. Gandhi and MLK were right.

9/6/2025, 12:00:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon Musk spends over 6 hours a day on video games and social media. Is that fair?

8/6/2025, 6:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

One thing about the USA is that you have a right to wave whatever flag you want.

8/6/2025, 4:45:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m no expert on military law but don’t the military commanders — both of the National Guard and the Marines at Camp Pendleton — have a duty to refuse to follow illegal orders? I guess that’s why Hegseth replaced the JAG’s.

8/6/2025, 4:23:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I fear a Kent State type incident is coming. These guys are going to shoot into a crowd at some point, and things could get real bad real fast.

7/6/2025, 5:04:14 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither, I think.

6/6/2025, 10:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, recent history shows that there is not a shortage of unscrupulous people willing to do almost anything for personal advancement. People with integrity still have to do the right thing, but what’s left is a government staffed by people without integrity.

6/6/2025, 10:53:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Suppose the Democrats had pushed a “codify Roe” bill to a vote, which would not have passed due to a few anti-choice Democrats in the House and a Republican filibuster in the Senate. The result would have been to lose some Democratic held seats in red or purple states. How would that help the cause?

6/6/2025, 9:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

The Treaty of Tripoli, negotiated by the George Washington Administration, signed by President John Adams, and approved unanimously by the Senate in 1797, says this: “The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.”

6/6/2025, 6:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Spraying bear spray at a person with a gun might not be a good idea. If he actually is a fed, you’ll be facing felony charges. Worst case, you’ll get shot, whether he’s a real fed or not.

2/6/2025, 3:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

A novel in one sign.

1/6/2025, 6:02:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I have seen a lot of 0.00 DWI’s, where the police suspected a driver was under the influence of drugs and usually they get a search warrant and take a blood sample. The mere fact of a 0.00 DWI doesn’t prove that it was a bad arrest.

1/6/2025, 4:01:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t even read it. He reposted it because he was younger in the picture and it seemed vaguely critical of Biden.

1/6/2025, 3:56:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

Case Price $86.47!

31/5/2025, 4:36:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not Ralph Malph (@notralphmalph.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to report an immigrant drug user from South Africa who set up a wacky pretend government agency that has been firing federal employees who do important work for our country.

30/5/2025, 11:25:04 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much of what I know about President Polk came from They Might Be Giants.

29/5/2025, 9:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view