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Dear Florida: Pay for your own BS. Smoochie Boochies! California
"LOOKS LIKE VENEZUELA IS IN NEED OF SOME FREEDOM." - SecDef Pete Hegseth, after a few bottles of Beam.
"Let the strong survive! The Reich has no use for the weak!" - Republicans, very bloody likely
Meanwhile, in California, where every mile of HSR is a damn MMA fight....! 🤬
*sigh* 😕
Rudy, the only person you tried to help was your flatulent, leaky self. Quit hitting the bottle.
Because we have better diagnostic tools. And it's frankly quite unbelievable that an anti-science, anti-vaccine, conspiracy theorist crank is head of HHS.
Rudy's going to have a hard time paying off his medical bills without a job and health insurance; he'd better get on it!
My best friend is going to have a baby, and now this? it's almost too much good news to handle!
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
ABC News out there trying to avoid donating more money to the "Donald Trump Presidential Library." 🙄 #scam #fraud
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#Erasure www.nytimes.com/video/us/pol...
A WARNING FOR DONALD TRUMP: Not everyone is as stupid as your voters or as chickenshit as your Republicans.
Texans willingly elected this unbelievable clown. Maybe Texas SHOULD secede. Just, let them go. Let Mexico sort them out. Puerto Rico and DC would be preferable as states than that bilious ten-gallon hat of insanity.
It's called, "Owning multiple properties while Black." You know who has multiple properties and claimed them all as primary residences? THIS guy: Report: Texas AG Ken Paxton claimed three homes as primary residence - CBS Texas share.google/7Kv2L9DmyM5X...
1. Straight men r*pe kids, not Trans folks; 2. Americans who are Trans are AMERICANS, and are entitled to the rights and privileges of citizenship; 3. Disliking Trans folks isn't a reason to take away their Constitutional rights and terrorize them. share.google/IidUVIwfQV0F...
Sensitive Ron DeSantis doesn't want Florida to "look gay."
This is what #Florida thinks is a productive and meaningful use of its precious tax dollars: tearing up colorful crosswalks and then posting police officers to guard them from becoming colorful again, just so Florida doesn't look "gay."
Texas seceding from the Union isn't the flex they think it is. Mexico is welcome to have it back. It would probably become more livable. 🇲🇽
Paging Bill Pulte! Paging Bill Pulte...!
Who TF listens to that crazy kook? And why in the tap-dancing fck did she get elected to the Senate?
While we're losing our minds over the Cracker Barrel branding affair, this happened: youtube.com/shorts/eYmZX...
IYKYK 😆
Yeah only foreign thinking to Americans who think individualism actually exists & homelessness is a character flaw. Americans seem to love poverty, disease, guns, homelessness, war and the uneducated. All you lot do is call everything that helps people 'woke' and vote in a demented child rapist.
Burn, Capitalists. B U R N 🔥🔥
Spies in Greenland, and an armada off the coast of Venezuela - Oh! My! #TrumpSucks #EpsteinFiles www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
Every time I see masked ICE officers ripping a parent from their child, I think: “Americans chose this; they knew this would happen. A lot of people were happy at the thought.” And I feel that I do not at all understand the country I am in and the world around me.
*MEME RELEVANCE INTENSIFIES*
Their self-hatred was mitigated by the $50k signing bonus and $60k in student loan forgiveness, plus base salary and government benefits. The money was ALWAYS there, but Americans are apparently happier spending it on gestapo BS like this.
I really love it when drivers use straightaway lanes to make turns, and turn lanes to drive straight! SO CLEVER!!! 😃❤️
someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...
"Canada Announces California as New Province; Welcomes Premier Newsom; 'We don't need Trump, anymore; we've got the Golden Province,' says PM Carney; WA and OR Next?" 🇨🇦
Any country that knowingly elects fascists doesn't deserve anyone's business. www.sfchronicle.com/travel/artic...
T H I S Day Two: 1. STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS 2. Restore public education funds - and exclude vouchers. Private and "charter" schools can eat 💩.
T H I S 👊💥
Dear Republican Phonies: Dirty pool is cool until Dems and Progressives do it, right? Drop 💀, fascists. #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends 👊💥 Deep-pocketed Republican donor launches 'misleading' mailers into Calif. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Well, anyone paying attention knew that he's one of the chief architects of the "unitary executive" theory (which is a fancy name for "King"), so it's not like his proclivities were a mystery...!
This is America. #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends
Republican Fascists are really proficient at bundling a lot of misery into one, neat, toxic package.
Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
NO, MIKE. IT'S THE FKN GUNS.
Oh! Of course! Dear Leader is CONSTANTLY ending conflicts everywhere! That's why he's also going to receive the Pulitzer Prize for his remarkable reporting in Texas on how he ended the measles outbreak. MAGA!!!!
I can understand his frustration after ending 25 different wars, making the USA trillions of dollars, and finally receiving a Congressional Medal of Honor. He's flying to the moon just to golf! MAGA!!!! /s
Isn't it strange how all these GOP Manly-Men are such yellow-bellied cowards?
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
Oh, so things like this CAN be done...! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social #ZohranForNYCMayor
That's never stopped right-wingers. Being 💀 is a feature, not a bug.
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"The CVS move is a strong signal that federal decisions could reduce access more than the restrictions laid out on paper, and the confusion is likely to crop up at other pharmacies as well, legal experts said."
"CVS will make the vaccines available nationwide if the advisory panel recommends them, Ms. Thibault said. But since the panel hasn’t yet made a decision, the company is holding off in states where it believes its pharmacists need a C.D.C. endorsement." www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
Trump Revokes Kamala Harris’ Secret Service Protection www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Portugal President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, bless him for saying it out loud. "The utmost leader of the biggest global superpower, objectively, is a Russian asset. I'm saying that, objectively speaking, the new American leadership has strategically favoured the Russian Federation." #Krasnov 🇵🇹
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
*sigh* If only..... 🚫👑🍊
Why does South America care about the integrity of its governments so much more than North America?..
Dear World: Don't bother sending anything to the USA via post or private courier: nobody will accept your packages, anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/b...
Don’t look away
Quoting @marisakabas.bsky.social in @thestranger.com , "Imagine being so mainacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter." How much more leash are we giving this dog?
Welch: He claims that he's the law and order president. But we all know that's a lie because he's a convicted felon. He pardons convicted felons, he surrounds himself with obsequious people that kiss his all day, every day
Well, I look at it this way: she was worth more in death than she ever was in life.
Daskalakis: I very specifically use the term pregnant people, and very specifically added my pronouns at the end of my resignation letter to make the point that I am defying this terrible strategy of trying to erase people
Becoming more like a Dog Air Horn.
youtu.be/OET8SVAGELA?...
American Firearms Manufacturers: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hell YES, you have to live like this! My ROI and year-end bonus are on the line - are you out of your natural mind?!?"
Just think: all anyone across the country has to do to bring the racist hypocrite NIMBYs out of the woodwork is to say the magic words, "affordable housing."
Too many jealous Manosphere types out there angry at Bill Belichick for winning the Hardbody Babe Sweepstakes. Bruh, go back to your parents' basement and keep playing Call of Duty. 😆
Right Wing Manosphere: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CRI-SIS AC-TORS! CRI-SIS AC-TORS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" 🤬 #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.
A trans person never caused the price of my groceries to increase by 60% over the last 8 months. But Republican policies sure did.
Yep! If only I had foreseen full military honors (and a $5 million dollar pay-day), I would have stormed the Capitol and gotten my ass shot off, too!
See? Crime pays! #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends
Traitor Gets Posthumous Military Honors: Jan. 6 Rioter Killed As She Stormed Capitol Will Receive Military Funeral Honors www.huffpost.com/entry/ashli-...
Thanks, Senator Thom Tillis, for allowing a lunatic to experiment on us like we're helpless creatures, doomed to be dismembered and eviscerated slowly and painfully, solely for his twisted pleasure.
Oh, but I thought Cheeto Mussolini brought peace to South Asia? 🤔
Did Americans crap the bed by either electing a convicted felon or not voting at all? Yes: 90% No: 10%
Senator, hire a helicopter to drop bags of dog feces on the White House lawn. Then, hire a brass band to follow Trump wherever he goes, and then let them RIP. youtu.be/Rs4P1kKK-5k?...
Senator, hire a dump truck full of rotten refuse, and have its contents emptied on RFK, Jr.'s lawn. Enlist volunteers to follow him with air horns wherever he goes, and start blaring away. Stop. Being. NICE.
Wait until the Red State SS shows up, and Trump steals the Presidio from us. Lurie can't spinelessly hide from the Orange Menace much longer.
Doctor here. This is an RFK Jr explainer for non healthcare professionals. Just watch a day in his life:
Psaki: I felt a mixture of anger—a lot of anger—and emotional exhaustion about this today, as I’m sure many of you have, because we have been here so many times. And yet again, like clockwork, half the politicians in our country have little more to offer than thoughts and prayers.
Not one more penny given to the Israeli war machine. 🍉
And just in time for the surge in COVID infections as the school year begins...! #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends #RepublicansSuck The FDA Has Approved COVID Shots, But Not For Everyone. Here’s What You Need To Know. www.huffpost.com/entry/covid-...
Remember, everyone: It's never the right time to talk about gun control, but it's ALWAYS the right time to throw Trans folks under a damn bus! #RepublicansAreNotYourFriends #RepublicansSuck Conservatives Seize On Minneapolis Shooting To Push Anti-Trans Messages www.huffpost.com/entry/minnea...
AT LAST, THE TRUTH!
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Did anyone else hear faint, sloppy sucking sounds somewhere in the background? No? Just me?
What makes people equate more traffic with more business, other than making petroleum companies richer? What happens when the parking spaces run out?
Garbage in, garbage out: The AI only says what its TechBro masters want it to say. And if they say Luigi Mangione doesn't exist, then he never existed. This is how that poor young boy committed suicide at ChatGPT's behest: because the TechBros were testing their ability to shape reality.
