He probably writes that name all the time, surrounded in hearts, all over the covers of his notebooks. Like a school kid with a crush would.
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He probably writes that name all the time, surrounded in hearts, all over the covers of his notebooks. Like a school kid with a crush would.
I know the UK and US disagree on whether or not there's a letter A in the word pedophile, but I think both would agree it's not spelled "phedofile"... 🫠
If you're anti-vaccine, you're anti-science, and you're anti-life. GTF out of the way. You're taking away people's right to protect themselves from death, disease, and sequelae. Your voice has no place in public discourse.
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Is Gavin Newsom BlueSky's first "milkshake duck"?
Nah, that ain't it. If the dudes are particularly heavy and hairy their dick pics don't get flagged NSFW. I've even heard rumors that if the guys flag it as such themselves, moderators will unflag it as it's not deemed "sexual". I've had more bear jumpscares in my feed than a FNaF game. 💀
I dunno, the notion that Trump knows "everything" about ANYTHING seems hyperbolic considering how ridiculously empty his head is. Only thoughts behind those eyes are carnal instincts to eat, fuck, or try to convince others he has a bigger metaphorical penis than Obama. Basically an orangutan.
If I never hear "Thank you for your attention to this matter" again, it'll be too soon. But also:
"He has no ratings, talent or intelligence. He has the personality of an insecure child." Working on your autobiography there, Don?
Remember Scrat from the Ice Age movies? This is him now. Feel old yet? 🫠
I know now as an adult that JK Rowling is a pizza shit. But I can't help but be reminded of "I must not tell lies." Not that Trump is any more likely to stop lying than he is to release the Epstein files.
We're 8 months deep in this shitshow where a 34x convicted felon is President and has been wiping his ass with court orders constantly. "Is that even legal" seems rather redundant to ask at this point, I'm sorry to say. 🫠
Science is a long and hard toil. The wheel of science may grind slowly, and some days it'll grind slower than others for various reasons. But it never truly stops, and will always come out on top with solutions to every problem. No doubt about it!
That's all fine and dandy because I ain't looking for a "hero". We don't live in a fairy tale, there's no knight in shining armor, nor chosen one. But the monsters are quite real and need to be ousted. We need to help ourselves before we can help others. Priorities, man. Priorities.
It was such a mind-blower for me when the Nintendo DS came out, not even that it had a touch screen, but that it had 4 action buttons instead of just A and B. Now when I look back I'm always so shocked like, OH YEAH...Pokémon Blue through Emerald only needed A and B. Simple yet elegant!
I check every morning. Wake up, open BlueSky, scroll for 30 seconds. I skim everything, just scrolling and glancing. If it ever actually happens, I won't need to spend too much time to know. It'll be the digital equivalent of the Munchkins singing "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead"
I smell another distraction attempt...Smells like someone took a trump and didn't flush. 👀
It's also fake...
The government using Ouija boards was actually on my bingo card, but only for if Trump died in office so he could be the first Ghost POTUS. This doesn't count as that so I won't stamp that square just yet... 🫠
I've owned real life cacti before. Still have one on my plant shelf. I assure you, when they start looking like shiny Cacnea, it's time to have a plant funeral, not a sign of autumn... 💀
I'm an autistic person, but I'm very busy this week, so anyone who wants to hear me waffle on will need to schedule their appointments for after Saturday. Sorry I can't offer specific referrels, my two best friends are neurotypical and a cat. Try Reddit if you need a closer 'tism appointment. 🫠
I'm not borrowing it, I'm straight up stealing it.
Oh, good! You're back to the Bulbasaur profile pic. I kept almost not noticing you with the Wooper pic for some reason. No offense to Wooper.
Somehow, the leap straight from Windows to "I use Arch, BTW" is the funniest part to me. Nobody ever likes to admit they had an Ubuntu phase, huh?
Holy shit! I wouldn't even trust AI to program a freakin "Hello World" and you're telling me folks are out here trying to make it do complex applications...without even checking its work? Human stupidity is fascinating!
10 or 15 years from now, when we've all finally moved on from this waking nightmare, and Trump's fame is beginning to wane, I bet he won't gracefully accept obscurity. He'll sing like a bird about all his crimes just to get attention on himself one last time before his black heart finally stops...
What the blue hell is "vibe coding"? Is it just a polite term for the novice who uses so many nested "if"s that "if" stops sounding like a word? Or is it full on monkeys and typewriters just mashing keys hoping you're making something that remotely resembles code?
I was confused because I recognized Kid Rock and Tucker Carlson (unfortunately) but thought because Hulk Hogan was there that it was supposed to be 3 *dead* people around him. Assumed I was either mistaken about Kid Rock and Tucker or I'd missed a fascinating headline in the news...
I find it irksome that seemingly no one has bothered to ask "Which 3 states?" when he makes those claims. Is it rude to ask for elaboration on a vague claim? Are they worried it would overwhelm those states with tourism and people looking to move there? Or do they just not want to risk exposing lies
Because fascism is immoral? Flies in the face of everything the constitution stands for? Is so much of the reason Trump and his regime are so hated? Hey, if we're cool with stifling the press, why not condone concenteation camps while we're at it? So long as a dem is in office, we're good, right? 🙄
They're scum-sucking parasites, but I'm 10 billion% AGAINST the government shutting them down. Freedom of speech and freedom of the press are paramount, to say otherwise makes you no better than the fascists Fox News supports.
Brother, I'm talking about the election coverage from AP. You know, the actual votes, not the glorified "vibe check" polls?
Reminder that CNN is owned by the same billionaires forming the oligarchy that is waging war on science in the US.
Oh, I agree that Trump almost certainly cheated, or had Elon cheat for him, rather. But before his suspiscious victories in all 7 swing states, the polls were nail-bitingly close. If Harris would have won if Trump didn't cheat, it would have been by the skin of her teeth. My point stands, too risky
Are they usually 50 year olds? I always assumed they were hipster teenagers trying to act cool for knowing older music for the sake of knowing older music rather than being exposed to it by newer media. They certainly have the maturity of a 15 year old LARPing as an older person. 🤷♂️
Someone should get SmallAnt on the horn, he'd probably love these.
I'd prefer a candidate with a chance of winning, personally. Maybe one day we can have a woman President, but this bass ackwards country is NOT ready for that, and I am not willing to gamble on spending an additional 4 years in a fascist-run hellscape.
What's this about baking cakes to endorse homosexuality? I'll take any excuse to get my mixer off the shelf and bust out the flour, it just seems oddly specific is all. 🫠
I forget, is Tinder the one where you post a picture of your genitals and wait for a match or was that the other dating app?
This one reminds me of Codename: Kids Next Door. Dunno why, it just does. Maybe you should licestream while you draw to get feedback on the fly?
My Privacy Badger add-on goes absolutely ham on blocking out like 90% of just about every article Mr Takei posts. I guess links are more credible than simple screenshots, but it's a bit vexing having to scroll past a bunch of nothing.
"Joebidennnn69" That'd be hilarious if this sick fuck weren't committing the most heinous crimes imaginable.
As a meat eater, it sounds like Hell to me too. I'm imagining the smell of the cheapest beef on the market being grilled in a building filled with people riding rascals that haven't properly bathed since 2015.
I'm going to see that face in my nightmares tonight. 💀
Either way, I don't think they're hurting anyone so why not... "turn the other cheek"?
Very safe odds it's just teens or maybe early college-age people having their edgy phase. We all went through something similar at one point or another. Or it's people so vexed by what politicians are doing while claiming to be Christians, they forget their manners and are venting.
I envy the alternate universe out there somewhere, where the POTUS has a functioning frontal lobe. But I envy even more, the timeline where the POTUS isn't a sleazy creep that is 10 billion% on every page of the Epstein Files that will never get released.
Hey, I came for the Elder Scrolls but I stayed for the funny Irish guy that likes classic rock and cum jokes!
Speak for yourself. Nuclear energy is clean and efficient so long as it's done *properly*. It's definitely preferable to coal/crude oil. But putting it on the moon at this stage of human history is just asinine.
That's not how hacking works in real life, sadly.
Yeah, I don't understand what the difference is supposed to be. Trump is the logical extreme of right wing ideals. He is 10 billion% of everything right wingers push for. I can only assume the difference is purely cognitive dissonance.
"Batman's a pretty penny, but The Diddler's CHEAP AS HELL!"
I haven't had enough coffee yet to figure out the censored one. My brain keeps coming back to "Anal Autopsy". Unless that's some band I've never heard of?
How very on brand that Trump implies he didn't like the ad (or was at least indifferent) until he was told the woman in it voted for him, now he "loves" the ad. And incidentally now the ad is "wildly successful" and product is "flying off the shelves"! 🙄 What a deluded egomaniac...
It's probably said sarcastically to call out the hypocrisy 9 times out of 10, my guy.
It was the cold war, if I recall correctly. Something something, "commies are all godless heathens" something something "need to put ties to religion on our money to weed out the spies" something something. It's prolly more complicated than that, but I'm a tech nerd, not a history nerd. 🤷♂️
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That's a very interesting question considering how unbelievably easy it would be for Maxwell to "accidentally" die to some swamp creature if she were out in the concenteation camp. Can't spill the beans on Trump if she's in an alligator's stomach...
I've never seen a yamika come in red before. But I've also never seen any other types of hat that size that didn't have a little propeller on them. Granted, I don't see yamikas daily myself, but I've only ever seen people wearing black, white, or blue ones. Never red.
God, the whole "Trump wants to be Pope" episode feels like it was 20 years ago already. I'd nearly forgotten this brazen son of a bitch was posting AI images of himself as Pope like he's not the living avatar of all 7 deadly sins.
There was such a barrage of crazy bullshit after crazy bullshit that I legitimately didn't notice he never got back to the point he was starting to make. Dementia Donald, ladies and gents!
It's not just those two, Groudon and Rayquaza were also that way in PMD. I think the idea is that they're literally so huge they're physically incapable of speaking quietly.
I'm so relieved anytime the majority of comments are calling out the bullshit rather than propagating it. We're collectively better than that and shouldn't have to stoop to their level by using misinformation and propaganda. Alas, this probably won't be the last time this fake quote goes around...
Some kid with an ocarina must be forcing us to experience the same 3 days over and over...
Ah, yes. An unsightly tent was truly the most severe and pressing issue this country is currently facing. One step closer to utopia, here we come! /s God, I'm so tired...
Why does Kash Patel always look like he's holding back homicidal urges and/or diarrhea? Always with that wide-eyed stare...
Holy shit! I almost didn't recognize the quack. Did he dye his hair or has he just aged really poorly since a decade or so ago when he was peddling sketchy ass "diet" pills? I could honestly believe either since evil people tend to age like milk despite living forever. Or it's a cult thing. 50/50 🫠
Am I having a stroke? What is this text formatting?!
The Epstein list is 10 billion% real, and I don't believe Hillary had any hand in it, or faked any of its contents. That being said, are you seriously asking why she'd have motive to frame the sleazeball who cheated on her AT LEAST once? Humiliating her on an international scale in the 90s?
This guy golfed, what, 6 days a week every week of his first term? And you're telling me he's not good enough at the one thing he actually spends any time on to not need to cheat? That's not just a summary of his morality, but a display of his staggering incompetence.
A rock with a couple of IQ points? Amazing!
Steve Harvey always seemed pretty "fake" to me, so I wouldn't be surprised. I'd always just chalked it up to how he can still act surprised on the 1,000th Family Feud episode in a row to make a light sex and/or weed joke like he still hasn't learned to expect it. Like, c'mon!
Seems a bit of a shame to replace the good ole "PS1 George" face. But I get it, wanting to distance yourself from JK Rowling in every possible way. I just hope you don't delete the old Harry Potter gameplay videos, those still slap!
I'm in my late 20s, man. Pretty sure this commercial was well before my time, hence the assumption it was a Robot Chicken skit.
I've seen this before online, but I didn't know it was a real commercial. I honestly thought it was a Robot Chicken skit.
He can pardon her until he's blue in the face, but the POTUS doesn't have the authority to pardon state level crimes. And her state level crimes are in a blue state. I assure you, she's cooked.
By all that is Holy... There are books, there are video guides, there's *talking to your fucking partner* and this guy really thought asking Hitler-worshipping robot that is terrible for the environment, was the best play? A tree was set on fire to teach someone to eat pussy, and they're proud?!
You know Trump's ship is sinking when even Fox "News" is calling him out. This brightens my day a little! 😃
I guess all the caked on layers of spray tan in the world still aren't enough to keep Trump from having thin skin. But he can whine all he wants about South Park being mean to him, if he just coughed up the damn Epstein List. We want justice for those kids, not reviews of TV shows!
I remember that! Dude's out here collecting L's like they're Pokémon cards.
I blame Elon Musk and his boy scout troop of hackers. The voters who supported Trump certainly didn't help, but the suspiciously quick and decisive victories in EVERY swing state, followed by Trump gloating that Elon "knows those computers better than anyone" is a lot harder to shrug off.
Coming up with Argonian names and backstories for those names is always fun for me, even though I rarely play as Argonians. My favorite will probably always be my Argonian mage, Farts-in-Deep-Water.
I started to read that as "colostomy bag". Can't say I disagree either way... 💀
Why was this not flagged NSFW? 😭
I like the sentiment of this quote in a vacuum, but I'm not down with using the man who nuked Japan, civillians included, as a bastion of morality. When Trump finally goes to Hell, he's likely to run into this guy already there.
I see Donald "Quixote" Trump is still waging war on windmills just like in his first term. I grow weary of real life feeling like a rerun. Not just like a satirical comedy, but a RERUN of a satirical comedy. Someone for the love of God find the remote and put a different channel on!
Maybe I just don't get out enough, but I never even heard these rumors, let alone believed them, Mr Takei. When I'm not focused on my work or hobbies, I've pretty much only been hearing about Jeffery Epstein and his Magically Vanishing List for the last week or so.
Sweet fucking shit fuck! I thought I'd watched enough horror movies to be immune to jumpscares, but I guess not. Kudos! I'll be sending you the bill for my new pants in 6 to 8 business days. 🫠
Buttery males... 🧈
Unfortunately, we still need Maxwell alive so she can squeal on anyone and everyone connected to Epstein's debauchery. Clearly this admin won't be releasing the files, so Maxwell is the only shot at justice. But yeah, once it's all out in the open, they can all die in a fire for all I care.