(He’s the one with the hat)
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(He’s the one with the hat)
Trump face reveal
He might actually look better than usual here without the orange makeup
Wouldn’t be the first time! apnews.com/article/denn...
Denne fyren har aldri smakt croissant
Put it on the csv chain csvchain.com
Not the most stupid thing about this video, but it’s Nobel, not noble 🙄
Look closely and you’ll notice that their body language indicates a very high level of motivation and happiness
A law where what pizza topping you have access to is decided by your tax bracket
Did they edit out all the “running” here because he’s too lazy to do it, or because he did and it was too embarrassing?
Oh of course, it’s no longer sexy, I should have guessed
Wokification sounds tasty ngl
Instead of venv, I use a large filing cabinet with one laptop for each project, and so far it seems to have solved most problems
“Honan, thinking it was an offer of a light snack, told Greco more than once she could not accept the chips, but Greco insisted that she keep them.” Don’t try to bribe someone who turns down a light snack over the ethical concerns
Til den halvparten av høyre som vil ha Støre som statsminister finnes det en veldig enkel løsning på det
Mamdani should be the one paying this guy to work for Cuomo
Gotta remember putting a crate of dildos in the trunk when going out to patrol! The new megabudget is really doing wonders keeping people safe
This is so hard to do (choosing between all caps or random capitalization)
The perfect salad is feta, croutons and onions
Cheese below glue, your toppings askew
“Oy bruv, need some more fiber innit”
Yes, but the toilet will cheer you on!
We should get a badge for each word we’re the first to type. Idempotence. Antimacassar. Biangulation.
Yeah, the second one, and I say that as a guy with no hair on his calfs from wearing too skinny pants
Funny how raising taxes always makes them too high, but lowering them never makes them too low. I don’t know how Arthur Laffer did it, but he drew a curve and made everybody see a straight line
BREAKING: Diabetics get universal basic income!
Pardon or assassination, who wants to make a bet?
Goddamn ultra analysts
“Some hidden in her body” Oversettelse: Hun hadde en pose under leppa
Can’t I combine the two and pump the microplastics in my blood down to my penis when I need the extra structural integrity?
If it’s made of acrylic I’ll mold it myself thank you. I’m sure there’s plenty of fun to be had with a simple DIY-ldo
If it’s good for your skin it’s because 200 liters of beer sloshing around your bollocks is 200 liters you’re not going to drink
De sitter om 65 år og forteller at når de gikk på skolen måtte de pugge alle kommunene, og dem kan de fortsatt fordi de lærte et artig rim, bare synd de har blitt slått sammen og splittet opp 3 ganger siden den gangen
Trust me, you don’t want that man to know how to bake
That exact hat is surprisingly common, and I feel there’s always the same kind of guy under it
The people who said you can’t polish a turd never heard about dorodango
Had to look up the lyrics just now, and if this is the stuff that ends up reprogramming your brain, I don’t think you’ll get anything much more specific than that it’s nice to have a penis inside a vagina
My biggest takeaway here is I think politicians should fucking fuck a lot fucking more. And I’m only being half facetious — just show you have some fucking empathy
The average lifespan is longer for women, so I guess he’s just going to have to fully transition at some point if he wants to minmax properly
Blade reboot stalled as “we simply forgot to write the script”
Very likely that it searched the web and found the articles already published about this. I guess that could be a nice way of laundering sources, pretending you did some work yourself 🤷♂️
If it really worked that way, I’d be asking about people’s secrets. I actually think it’s a little shocking that nobody at the WSJ understand it well enough to stop this sentence from being published
Just build in a tank with a straw coming out of the dash board, you Americans never leave the car anyway. Then put an extra hose for soft drinks on the gas pump 🍹
GPT-5 will be a router (a chatbot you can ask wtf name you are looking for)
This explains a lot about his books 📚
It’s because the great replacement theory isn’t measured in number of people, but the sum total kilometers of penis per ethnicity
This all sounds very efficient. I’m sure everyone is better off because of this well oiled machinery 🫠
I’ve caught so many stupid mistakes by looking at what I stage. Still think it’s easier to get a good overview by using the same editor where the code was written though
I had no idea something so creepy could be this corny
So, if you arrest someone for it, it is no longer protected by the first amendment, and therefore not covered by the law any more, yay!
That’s a hilarious choice for a portrait for such a tasteless fireplace; feels self aware enough that it might actually have been hung there ironically
Who used to run this account?
Inventing new and exciting ways to produce mass psychosis
Er det en ting jeg tror vi skal klare å erstatte med KI er det tomt lederkonferansevrøvl som dette. Særlig det å sitere spådommer om fremtiden på denne måten når det kommer rett fra de som selger den gir meg veldig MLM-vibber
You know, to settle blood feuds, consolidate power, find the perfect cousin to keep the royal line pure
They painted it black and now they can sell it for 10x the price. On an unrelated note, please invest in my autonomous room clearing robot company where I put land mines on top of roombas
Going to ruin the economy just because Ea-nāṣir produced one sub-par copper shipment and was a little bit rude to his servant
Jeg har ikke høy status, kan jeg ikke bare bruke meg selv?
wors’re
Oppfunnet av faren til Tucker Carlson, så kan si det har ført til plenty med avskyelig TV ja
Almost makes me wish Eric Adams was my mayor, because I think I’ve missed out on a whole lot of “I used to be a cop so I’m professionally trained to know that TEENAGERS can hide DRUGS inside of BOXES”
It’s so close to the vanilla web that sometimes I choose it even if I don’t need a framework at all
Surprised threads is getting so many users
Business in the front/party in the back might work better if you don’t do your business in profile
That’s because it hasn’t advocated against Israel’s genocide yet
Musk rolling out anti-woke self-driving updates is actually the plot of Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive
Twitter banned in Germany in 3, 2…
When he was mad about how AI was going to kill us all and that nobody took AI safety seriously, I guess he was talking about white genocide?
Elon is not a nazi, he just had to make the bot say things like these so it would stop disagreeing with him
@gork am I doing this wrong?
@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?
I heard he turned around with no apparent reason. Maybe he forgot something, or walked the wrong way, but the only thing we know for certain is it was embarrassing
Annoying apps aren’t allowed on my phone in the first place
If people with money don’t do crime I have a very simple solution
Trying to swim, but the water is too cold
Just bitterness? Now I want to taste the old variety again to see if I’d still hate them after starting to drink coffee and IPAs
I guess we’ll have to do a eugenics
I need to know how any of this can happen, and how it’s not because somebody forgot to heat something once, but that it happens all the time. Do people even eat the cheese? Are the fries cold too? Is this not a crime in Britain?
This is the first time I’ve seen someone steal code by sharing a picture of it. Very lazy and stupid
To be fair, I’d rather watch ads than mr. beast
Når du allerede har tur med veteranfly på lista lurer jeg på hva et dyrt utdrikningslag er. Føler også kanskje det er litt unødvendig døllt å stå i en rundkjøring en time innimellom resten av programmet her
My money is on whale oil. You literally just fish it out of the ocean
I live there — very useful landmark, can’t miss it!
Nobody is manager at your job at 67
Bra jeg ikke bruker bussen til alt av banktjenester, å snakke med alle jeg kjenner, ta bilder og video, tofaktor for alle viktige kontoer jeg har, navigere over alt med GPS, og skrive huskelister og kalenderoppføringer for alt jeg holder på med da
Surely the security detail is not for Cuomo, but all the women he might encounter?
«New York doesn’t need another round of ideological experimentation; it needs a reset» Status quo let’s goooooo!
So this is why Americans have the right to bear arms
Dette er helt gyldig Python. Kommer til å slite med å skrive inn lange desimaltall manuelt da du må ha akkurat like dårlig presisjon som maskinen for at det skal funke, men mistenker at det er beskrivelsen av de tre sidene han reagerer på, for koden vil jeg faktisk påstå er umulig å forenkle
Han burde kontakte Guinness’ rekordbok, for jeg har aldri sett så mange poster uten en eneste like
There are too many authors here, you’re going to make me hide my book shelf!
This is the ugliest thing I’ve seen in my entire life — just incredible that it’s possible to make a rectangle this bad
I did not know until now, but I need a normie circus. Where the clowns wear khakis and pastel shirts, and instead of knife throwing there’s somebody that’s reasonably good at throwing balled up paper into a waste basket
Where did the idea that we are always on the too much tax side of the laffer curve come from? Man, I hate how pseudoscientific economics seems all the time
His father and uncle were practicing magicians, but he’s just a secular mage. He has long handkerchiefs in his pockets but can’t make things levitate
As long as there are regularly spaced passages that pedestrians and vehicles can traverse to avoid the long way around
I would be very bad at this, so I’ll have to choose something simple: the nazis were bad actually. Sorry in advance if I accidentally cause WWIII.
