Honestly I think it’s letting you know that YOUVE seen too much. You should go.
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Honestly I think it’s letting you know that YOUVE seen too much. You should go.
There is 0 heart in this #mcfc side. Two weeks in a row where they’ve been weak, feckless and disinterested. Going to be a very very long season if this doesn’t change.
Because m drunk this joke is exceptional
P-p-p-p-Porky p-p-p-Pig is a Fr-Fr-fr-…well he’s a pervert
The balls to do that. The absolute “let’s get nuts” stupidity of doing it. Mikey Marbles!
It happened so slow. He just sat there with a camera on him and an entire country knew what was coming. And like legends before him, he delivered a steady, patient, well structured middle finger for all to enjoy. Here’s to you, Alabama bird flipper.
Hahahaha. Roll Tribe
New FSU game meme just dropped. And it wasn’t our guy this time.
Alabamas o line is the Monstars. Holy moly.
I just hope everyone has fun.
As an alumni, absofuckinglootely not. The heritage foundation can die in a fire and anyone who supports their bullshit can to.
Did not know this. And now I do and I’ll fight to protect you.
Everyone who saw this just sang the shower song
D2 heavyweight matchup to start the season on FloTV tonight! #17 Lenoir-Rhyne at my #8 West Florida Argonauts. Oh, and UWF has a DB named Lumpy
The ACC ain’t ready, Jack!
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Looks like a backup dancer in a Technotronic video
Hole digger. Shovel. Like real men.
What a delightfully wholesome mascot that sweet old fisherman is.
“1st, I give all glory to God. I Just gotta get out there Monday and keep preparing. You Gotta have a short memory in this game. Teammates are supportive and this left a bad taste in their mouth. So they’re ready to put the work in. Just gotta get out on the practice fields and work to get better. “
Wanna come help me dig a French drain for my AC condensation run off? I’ll let you pour the rocks.
Ha. I guess fat, anxious and depressed IS a way to through life. Suck it losers.
🤘🙂☕ stevenwilhelm555 Steven
I have a 10 year old girl and so…
If you believe this, you’re a stupid idiot.
My man hit the “Dirty Diana” guitar move and crushed it.
The serendipity of the timeline sometimes
Put a toilet stall up on stage and she’s in
This is Divison 1 football! It ain’t intramurals! I had totally allowed that move to the void of my mind. 16 years and still a banger.
“We were sitting across the bar and really dug your vibe.”
Take every dime I have.
Cyclonic Arete
Florida State vs entire schedule 2024, tbh I hate life
All gas no brakes.
We are peak college footballing within 5 minutes of the start of the season
Why don’t you write them a letter?
I would kill for one day of having that level of confidence.
To be fair it doesn’t appear we even want to be at the stadium, so anything from there seems to be a treat today.
Goddammit. This made me get an image of two cats tribbing and I laughed out loud and now want to killl myself. Justifiably.
Proud to be circumcised
Jameis is the best.
Great. He’s coming back.
A good death to celebrate, yes. But still not the one we need. They come in 3s so 🤞
Railroad cars, airplanes, tomato tomahto
Yes. Because I drive a dodge stratus.
I got 2. Any more than 3 and you’re a fucking psychopath. If you voluntarily had more than 3 you’re an asshole and a psychopath and probably one of the most dangerous people on earth.
Vagrants? Is he cosplaying a grumpy elderly man in a 50s sitcom?
Life is strange when you’re jizzin in stereo
The entire house is built on rage. That was the secret sauce. No realities. Just rage at “something” It’s my dad all my life. Just hate things, any things, that you deem different or perceptively make your life harder.
“Productivity increased by CEOs shooting pistols at feet of employees Yosemite Sam-style”
We’re thinking of you!
Life has not been good to ol’ Gus. He ain’t a quitter and don’t want your sympathy, but these Medicare cuts are gonna hurt. That’s for sure. He’ll make due somehow
Cdds nutz This is bad. Not funny in any way. And I apologize to the group.
The dark season is over. C’mon @mancity.com !!
Newsome and Mamdani have hit nerves outfall in two wholly different strategies. Both are blueprints. Both resonate. Choose one Dem candidates. They are providing you the paths.
Our concentration camps have funny names. That’s #AmericanExceptionalism
Indiana jacket looks like a long haul trucking logo
I looked this picture and I just woke up. I don’t know what happened but there’s blood on my clothes and I’m holding a hammer. wtf happened? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Why would you be owed romantic love? I’m asking sincerely. I want to understand this thinking.
Gary is the best.
Picture needed.
Just like everything else in my life, I’m “Meh”
That’s Q-Bert with hair and horns.
Dudes dressed for a Saturday morning tailgate in the SEC. Never judge a book, I guess.
There are 2 women in this earth that the answer is “Yes” at all times. Selma Hayek is one. Halle Berry is the other. Would you…?
Look, if he’s out front you gotta know he’s about to crush some vocals.
It’s literally all my daughter watches and listens to. I’m hanging in there.
This is the way
Wonderful book.
Fuck that. I want to taunt him while he’s getting lowered to the ground. Being a buffalo to his funeral and let it ram his coffin. Like that elephant and the Indian lady. “You’re done when I say you’re done, bitch”
SWIM GUY!
Swim guy is the G.O.A.T
Paul Mooney gif here is 🤌
🎶CUT HULKSTER INTO PIECES, THIS IS HIS LAST REQUEST🎶
You guys are mean and
I want to murder just heating the term “manosphere” Sounds like a 1976 action show on nbc that only ran for 3 episodes
Somewhere Kyle Kinane feels a disturbance in the comedy force.
Nothing but giant wrestlers as pallbearers, except Paul Bearer himself, having Hogan flop out and all of them immediately going in on each other to cover the botch.
Au contraire mon cheri! If you’re following @actualnames.bsky.social you’ll know that not only could it be real, it’s not even all that bad.
The Lottery, Part 2 The Purple Bloodletting
I’m old enough to get this.
Recreation of events by the incomparable Shelley Long
Hey , it made it past the countdown. Not bad for a firstie
Apologizing for what now?
Yeah, how do you think the fluids got there?
Why do you hate the Irish, Holly?
Rip Ryne Sandberg. 65.
