Oh dang this blew up, check out my SoundCloud freelifeinsurance.horse

👀 looks like Meep’s back on the menu boys

[eyes fill with black liquid] NORTHWEST PASSAGE MENTIONED

UNLEASH THE ARCHERS MENTIONED!!!

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“Scissored between two defenders”

Idly wondering if we are going to see Smokey XI at home games this year for any length of time, while unrelatedly explaining to this one that the arm of the couch is not food #hiSunny

Elite backpedaling from Beamer‘s kid on that Gatorade approach

Miami I would like to hear more about what exact feeling it is we’re supposed to be holding onto

Listen you might think this walkout music for Miami’s kicker is inappropriate but never forget that Rocky begins with a bunch of people from Philly booing a guy in a weeknight boxing match in at church

go birds

constipation, probably

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Streetlights apparently

All of them

Anxiety? Cardiac Canes? Not hope we lost that long ago.

But who are your witnesses? @darthbluesky.bsky.social? @edsbs.bsky.social? It’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.

The annoyance of having to stay on FB for coordinating dog rescues is offset to a large degree by days where Sunny chewed up a pillow or something and I login and see that somebody else’s hound ate drywall

This doofus used to eat the insoles out of my shoes. He would leave the whole shoe intact from the outside and meanwhile the inside was just gone

The hound group keeps me grounded, genuinely, both in terms of “oh it’s not just me whose dog is allergic to where we live” and “oh it’s not just me whose dog would sell out the entire family if it meant they got to steal some trash out of the garbage when they thought no one was looking”

Sunny hit her four-year-old plateau AND got simultaneously really into counter surfing again this summer, but Vernon’s antics alone are enough to make me feel blessed 😅

You know I will provide game day reports.

I am surprised and yet not surprised at all that they did not bring him to Atlanta

“Virginia tech is playing like a football team”

I kept waiting for the sentence to continue and yet 😭

I think the other announcer did too 😂

ok I’m glad I’m not the only one

Polycule content will continue throughout the weekend apparently

content this hot is usually only broadcast on LinkedIn

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That's pretty good!

Man, this isn't the same without Jimbo on the sideline holding his 20 wafflehouse menus.

I am going to Meep vs Texas St next week as a neutral and am positively giddy about it.

So this presupposes that Roadrunners already know about menus, for which there is no pretextual evidence. In this essay…

Because m drunk this joke is exceptional

Lovely 🤌

👏

Ok thats pretty good

Might have helped if this was in Dublin, near Trinity

I wish I had an audio file of Cory from Apple fitness+ yelling “Banger” for this skeet.

this is track one side two of your greatest hits

dawwww