Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
The vaccine stuff is important but I don’t believe for a second that is a Trump tweet. That’s a person trying to do a trump tweet. That’s my conspiracy post for the day.
I write code and stuff. Luddite 🐀 #LFC
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The vaccine stuff is important but I don’t believe for a second that is a Trump tweet. That’s a person trying to do a trump tweet. That’s my conspiracy post for the day.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Look, if Luis Suarez spits on you you have to take it as a sign of respect that he didn’t fucking bite you.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I’ve muted. They’re either incredibly dumb, bots, or blue maga. Either way not worth any more of my time.
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Blue Maga has been and is a threat as it is an inherently anti democratic movement that looks to entrench technocratic corporatism in place of actual Democracy and use Trump as a nothing more then a lever to achieve that power.
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social) reposted
It’s fun how we have come to find out that a large portion of the people posting for the Democratic Party are literally taking dark money from the dncc to lie and create smear campaigns against those who have been correctly pointing out they are corrupt and genocidal weird how fast that story died.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
SZOBOSLAI! #LFC
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. Toddle off.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
You are neither clever nor are you a good steward to try and get people to vote for democrats. It’s actually possible by being the sniveling little twat you are that you’ll drive more people away. But you do you. It’s clear you stand for nothing more that complaining at others who do have morals.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
“Pointing out why someone lost is celebrating” is about the most brain dead bullshit you could tell yourself in order to continue avoiding doing what it takes to win.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
You aren’t very smart. I’m not celebrating. I’m pointing out why she lost. And you’re giving cover to it and enabling the party to continue to choose to lose. You are the problem.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, and you are certainly a part of the problem.
Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted
Democracy is when you swear to vote for one of two available slightly dissimilar parties in perpetuity regardless of the platform or quality of candidates, and never ever ever demand anything in exchange.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the loser’s club little guy.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I genuinely feel sorry for you. You stand for absolutely fucking nothing and want everyone to be as morally void as you so you don’t feel alone.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Kamala could’ve won by even giving token credit to those against the genocide in Gaza. But she chose not to. The people with their heads in their asses are the establishment dems.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren’t a foil on foreign policy. They aren’t a foil on Medicare for all. They don’t offer a differing stance on free education for all. There is not a single thing dems are doing that is a real foil to republicans. So if Dems don’t change, they will lose, and we all lose. They’d better change
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
To add, I think you people are under the mistaken perception that Dems are a foil to conservatives and where we are. They aren’t. They’re a part of the ratchet that has brought us here. Their immigration policy proposals were Republican wet dreams that allowed the ratchet to ICE raids.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Then Dems better consider that.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Alternatively it’s the democrat party’s responsibility to have good policy stances so people will want to vote for them. Keep your mindset and dems WILL lose again.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
People are pretending it’s no big deal that Dem influencers are quietly being paid to avoid specific topics and not press the party on bad politics like the Dem establishment position on Israel are going to surprise Pikachu face when they lose again.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Its a problem because the Democrats won’t allow them to be critical of things like Israel which are losing positions that the Dems have taken. So if you want to lose yet again this isn’t an issue, but if you want the politician’s feet to be held to the fire until they hold popular opinions it is.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
They should have released Silksong for the long Labor Day weekend.
Manning Krull (@manningkrull.bsky.social) reposted
Do you like medieval buildings? If so I think you might enjoy deez.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
There’s almost nothing I enjoy more than Man City’s misery.
Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted
Fascism is all about elevating unqualified mediocrities to positions of power as a reward for loyalty.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
No matter what @MarshaBlackburn keeps saying, it’s not criminals they’re targeting. www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
I don’t like the concept of cheat days but I can’t call the breakfast burrito and two cinnamon roll pancakes I just ate anything other than cheating death by a 2000+ calorie meal. The big plus is whenever I do this I have the best bike ride ever the next day.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
I hope Fernandez skies it again lol
Timothy McBride (@mcbridetd.bsky.social) reposted
Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics. RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Like technology deployment has done for decades now it will be used to funnel money upwards and thus degrade the lives of anyone who isn’t apart of the millionaire and billionaire class. You will not benefit from the ability to generate word salad and shitty images. But they will.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Amp up the mockery.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
The stuff that Newsom is doing is all kind of symbolic and mostly to poke at Trump and I’m cool with that even though it will do very little. But we should expand it. Every Congress person and senator on the Dem side should wear orange makeup to the next state of the union to fuck with him.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
WSJ Page One: @wsj.com www.wsj.com/business/ret...
Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr.'s #2 is stepping in as acting CDC director. You need to call your Congress people now and demand hearings until RFK is forced out. They're politically weak for another 48-72 hours, then they'll do unbelievable damage in the next month. Show me that you called and I will give you a reward 👇
Katelyn Jetelina (@kkjetelina.bsky.social) reposted
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
I want Isak but I’m way more worried about Liverpool getting Guehi because we clearly have more defensive issues than attacking issues.
Ryan Marino, MD (@ryanmarino.bsky.social) reposted
Are vaccines safe? Let’s ask a guy who has put live animals in a blender to make food for his hawks and injects an illicit tanning drug that the pharmaceutical industry chose not to try to take to market for humans because it caused sexual aggression in rodents.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally I can be a patriot by doing what I’ve always wanted to do! Quitting my decade long moratorium on those sweet sweet cancer sticks.
Demetre Daskalakis (@drdemetre.bsky.social) reposted
Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I still have a bunch. Can’t bring myself to let them go despite knowing they’re all essentially worthless. I MIGHT read them again right?! Right?!?!!
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I could do this on a smaller scale with mechanical keyboards.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Is California’s penal code 401 unconstitutional according to you?
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
So you at least admit you’re wrong
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume you’re very mad at every successful prosecution that disproves your claim here? Are you volunteering your time to get those people out of their convictions?
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lady, I have bad news about everything you do online if you believe the constitution ensures your privacy online.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean they SHOULD be sued out of existence for the amount of copyrighted content they’ve stolen. But I’d settle for this being the reason they stop existing.
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
Well-behaved sandwiches rarely make history
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
This is also my stance for the Olympics. What country can juice up their athletes the best? Who can strike the right balance where they’re fucking superhuman but also their hearts don’t explode. I don’t want dad bod curling. I want those guys to throw the fucking stone down the ice.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Now that I watch baseball I just want to say that they should all be juiced the fuck up. There should be rules establishing a floor for PEDs. If you’re not in enough junk the league should fine you. Let’s make this shit interesting.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
I thought soccer jerseys were expensive. Then I looked at baseball jerseys.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
I kind of hope Man United sack Amorim. Strictly because their problems are so much deeper than Amorim and sacking him will only make it last longer.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Trey Goudy and Harold Ford Jr both pointed at guns today on FOX as the culprits of school shootings and I try not to be conspiracy brained but if conservatives start being right about the gun problem I think you should buy a lot of guns immediately.
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
linlukey.bsky.social (@linlukey.bsky.social) reposted
Ed “Big Balls” Coristine—who worked tech ops for Elon Musk’s DOGE project—is under FBI investigation for data theft. This is the same 19-year-old who was linked to a cybercrime ring earlier this year.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Starting a cardigan company for alpha males. Cardigans: pussies need not apply.
bmazing.bsky.social (@bmazing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like when I bought a new pillow and got pillow ads from that company for the next two months straight.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
The amount of wasted money for email ads must be staggering. Like I signed up for Pliability a month ago because I don’t stretch enough (I’m stretchy as fuck now, I touch my toes with ease) but I have gotten daily emails from them trying to get me to sign up for the service I already have.
❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ (@sababausa.bsky.social) reposted
I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Good recovery. Back in the lead #padres Could use another run or two to feel safer.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone tell him you can. In fact tell him it’s now the only way.
Amish Super Model (@amishsupermodel.bsky.social) reposted
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna use a belt sander but this seems like an okay alternative.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Buying some of these as a man. My nipples also need smoothing.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Dude what the fuck. Padres can’t win in Seattle or something. Blow a 5 run lead :(
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet Dems still will. We are going to get the same “we want bipartisan cooperation” bullshit.
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
The one upside of this is that we never have to pretend Republicans believe in the constitution, freedom, states rights, freedom of speech, America, democracy, the economy, jobs, children, decency or family values ever again.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
all im saying is if we start saying we think the first one is more woke we can really fuck with their heads
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
I (stupidly) put a cable machine in my garage so now I have to die here because I’m never moving that thing.
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Platner: "Susan Collins has been in the Senate for almost 30 years... People know that she's a self-interested politician who has tried to play this charade for many years about how she tries to be a moderate... Everybody sees this for what it is."
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
If I'm on the 379th crisis PR Zoom at Cracker Barrel today, I legit pitch Gay Woke Cracker Barrel. Just go all in. Cracker Barrels are exclusive 9-seat diners in 10 cities now. Two-year waitlist. Existing Cracker Barrels are now called Bad Old Cracker Barrel. Sell an NFT with it I don't give a shit.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no... I've been actively consuming a lot of history books. Am I going to have a mental breakdown?
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Maybe I watched Moneyball too many times and that's why I started watching baseball. Who knows.
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
One of my biggest issues with ChatGPT and OpenAI is that they insist everybody on god’s green earth should be using their products, including children, even though they know full well their products are dangerous for people with mental health issues and have been encouraging suicide
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Just said "RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar" on CNN.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
The worst thing that we've done is allowed all this shit to be referred to as anything other than ML. And even then I think we should have something more appropriate than "Machine Learning" to call it because learning will make people confer intelligence to it.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Hadn't been on TruthSocial for a while. Didn't realize it's a website wholly subsidized by scamming seniors with Ivermectin ads, which Trump fans apparently still think cures all known illnesses.
Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted
People make fun of the mutant names from X-Men whilst conveniently forgetting that most mutant powers become activated at puberty, so you’re gonna give yourself an incredibly cringe name you think is cool as hell
Whale-Killing Windmill Hate (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Stephen Miller has always been the dude who is unhinged by the fact that other people are allowed to disagree with him, even women and black people
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
No amount of appearing reasonable and trying to avoid provoking them will stop them from escalating against you. The only thing you'll do is inspire revulsion in everyone else: if you won't even stand up for yourself how can you stand up for anyone else
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
this week in american despotism: we can no longer buy things from other countries and fed independence is over unless the supreme court decides to step in (lol, lmao) it’s monday
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted
Before labubu, there was this kid who watched way too many of us jerk off
Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) reposted
I wrote a little bit about how Politico's bosses are claiming that "AI" shouldn't be held to the same standards as human journalists, mostly because they want to wiggle out of a recent agreement with their union writers specifically prohibiting the kind of sloppy bullshit Politico is currently doing
Jonathan Ladd (@jonmladd.bsky.social) reposted
SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.
Materialist Gnostic (@walmsley.bsky.social) reposted
I want to be clear that I support flag burning laws. if you see a Confederate flag, you should be obligated to burn that flag.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
Padres just sort of falling apart.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
But for real let’s get Guehi signed please #LFC
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
If you believe that a white woman who is a convicted child sex abuser and trafficker is innocent and honest, but a Latino father who had to be released because they could find no evidence against him is guilty and a liar, then it isn't law & order you believe in, it's child abuse & white supremacy.
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
No exaggeration, I think the right to burn the American flag is one of the most important rights we have in this country. Maybe the most important. Very bleak!
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
That dummy from Szobo and the trust he put in Rio when doing it instead of trying to put it on goal. I jumped off the fucking couch. #LFC what an end to that game.
Occam’s Rusty Spoon (@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social)
What a debut! #LFC