>we have one ask lol
https://theauthoritarians.org/
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>we have one ask lol
Not even close, who gaf what a bunch of lawyers think these days
Fictional? Probably not. Non-fictional? Definitely not.
aubrey/maturin = platonic ideal bromance
>highest fertility rate in Europe I can beat a 1-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Shohei hits a homer off Chandler at 120 MPH, gets hilarious reactions from everybody involved.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY66...
There isn't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY66...
counterpoint: no it doesn't.
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OK but "bluesky is a hellhole with a huge harassment problem and no sane person would be here by choice" is a stupid thing to write. You can block people, and it sounds like you really should be doing that more.
Are you blind he looks like shit
They don't understand autism any better than they understand vaccines.
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You misspelled "invasions by fascist dictators are supposed to SUCCEED, man", but it's OK we all know what you meant.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
oh shut the fuck up, doomer.
For now, it seems that if the courts say something is illegal, the military won't do it. How long will that last?
sharing this because it captures a slightly different, but related aspect of Boromir
Drunk or old?
Jaws: a pretty darn good movie!
Also free: not posting that
Always paints like Thomas Kincaid
Mine won't even chase REAL rabbits, unless they walk right up to him. A lure brings the red mist but actual animals? Meh. Weird fucking dogs sometimes.
Option A: wait 5 hours in the car when they could just take the goddamn bus Option B: they take the goddamn bus gee i dunno
my greyhound feels vaguely autistic AND he's had his rabies shots so...checkmate, lib
What's the catch, there's gotta be a catch. This guy is too good.
they like Trump and want to help him and telling the many, many people who understand the world through the filter of the NY Times or Washington Post that the real world is full of anti-Trump protesters would not help Trump or help him win.
Well, his wife and most of his staff straight up said he changed, so much that most of the staff quit! They wouldn't have done that if he had kept on being the same guy with the same sometimes questionable views! I'll take the significant actions from the people who know him over internet randos.
Baseball is weird
Yeah, turns out they're all just lying about the first part.
*Europe not Baltics. Still, though.
Man I really thought he'd wait til Ukraine was wrapped up before getting aggro with the Baltics. Must want to get a move on while his patsy is still in charge
Oh, they'd break out the calipers and find SOMETHING.
Yah I saw one where the drummer had never heard Neil Peart, and...come on now.
Also churches & schools are just about worst case scenarios for spreading an airborne virus!
Saw one recently that was like "pro rock drummer discovers NEIL PEART" and like, sure i guess it's *possible*, but COME ON.
Watch as PRO MUSICIAN hears LED ZEPPELIN for the FIRST TIME EVER
a new phone number. a handful of people i know will ever hear from me again. just gonna fuck off. also maybe some elections, somebody needs to sort out this dumbass fucking state.
no i think he should be beaten to death with rocks
Don't know what an "IRQ" is? Nobody does, good luck!
>he was flagged down by a woman Yeah I bet he was
I absolutely love this website. My personal favorite size comparison: Israel fits entirely within the state of Maine, with tons of room left over.
My personal favorite size comparison: Israel fits entirely within the state of Maine, with tons of room left over.
They *really* don't get that they actually have to appeal to more than just the rabid maga chuds.
Use it! Share & enjoy!
Step one of Being a Dictator is...underpaying the military?
It does come in handy on here
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Tough to make the rules so you don't just end up chugging liquor though
There's a drinking game in there somewhere
For real if we're going to be china or russia, let's at least pick the one that give us some cool shit. or at least more than just cheap vodka, bad roads, and shit life expectancy.
Remember that time he tried bragging about it and his own followers booed him? What a stupid world we live in.
dumbass on the internet not aware that the fascist pigs have guns and zero accountability.
If you want to go around looking like Mallory Archer, you need to actually BE Mallory Archer.
NH is fun too because you basically can't get elected unless you swear off income/sales taxes.
they like trump and want to help him and critical reporting about his health - to say nothing of the type of incessant drumbeat coverage they gave biden - wouldn't help him so they don't do it.
I'm pushing the boundaries of exercise by drinking and watching old Taskmaster episodes
Have some rando legally rename him (or her!)self "Donald Trump" and give it to that guy.
I don't believe that the entire US, the military, and however many state govts will be dead loyal to two men that everybody despises.
Does "the norms from 1992 are gone, stop acting like republicans are a functional party" make any sense to you, or is that TOO explicit?
I get that you're trying to be cute about ableism, but we can just take the actuarial tables, see where the "brain goes mushy" line gets steep, and draw the line right before that. Yeah, it's imperfect, some will be forced out too soon and vice versa, but fuck it we can't keep going like this.
"straightforwardly bigoted" stfu man, we've had reps IN FUCKING MEMORY CARE being Weekend At Bernie'd by their staff. How long did Feinstein stay in her seat? Did that help anyone but her & her employees keep their jobs, or should we maybe try to get reps out before they're drooling wrecks?
>edging duty no that's laura loomer
if an able-bodied person isn't in shape for this, they aren't able-bodied
MOAR CAPS
Maybe they have an emergency wig? I bet they have an emergency wig, custom made to match whatever the fuck is going on with his hair
COLLOIDAL SILVER & WHALE BLUBBER SMOOTHIE, STAT
rUrAl aReAs gRoW fOoD No shit, Sherlock, exactly zero people in any of these threads wants to totally depopulate everywhere outside of cities. But ag sector job numbers ain't what they used to be, hospitals WILL be fewer and further between.
Triage isn't french for "easy decisions we're happy to be making", we're here because shit already went sideways, and we need to get through with the best POSSIBLE outcome. Unfortunately for many rural areas, that means their healthcare (and healthcare jobs!) will go away.
Just dishonest bullshit. NOBODY WANTS TO CLOSE RURAL HOSPITALS. But HOSPITALS WILL CLOSE. A TRILLION+ $ has been taken from healthcare. If picking hospitals to close do you close 1) 25 beds serving 10k ppl 2) 200 beds serving 100k ppl
Speculoos is dutch, right? That's one thing!
Now I'm picturing jd vance, melania, and stephen miller arguing over what to do with his piss-stained corpse
Omg he should do an ad with him lifting big sacks with a $ on them
Driving long distance so I'd have to stay sober. Gutters can wait, costco sells booze, kids gonna learn how to fucking *PARTY*.
Man if you think that's scary, wait til you hear how rural people talk about *you*.
Maybe the media has finally turned on him? I bet they'd be willing to cut him loose to protect trump
Setting aside the effect this would have on shootings (none), "we're coming for your .30-06" is perhaps the single worst gun control plan I've ever heard. Semi autos maybe, but banning grandad's deer rifle? Lol.
Better that than the one we're getting now.
One cop vs one perp, or a couple cops vs an angry mob (hundreds?) Wildly different scenarios, a mob could EASILY kill a handful of cops, even totally unarmed.
Oh come on. An angry mob (armed? Some of them were!) is busting through a door guarded by armed cops protecting fucking Congress! It's hard to imagine a MORE justified shooting! Hell, it's a minor miracle that she was the only one shot, prob bc the cops were scared of being torn apart.
God damn I might move to maine just so I can vote for this guy
Well, the same voters will never vote for any politician who will do anything better than, or even improve the ACA, so that's kind of irrelevant. They'll only ever vote to make it worse for everyone, and eventually they're going to have to get what they keep voting for.
Lol, you fucking hack.
TIL that not funding infrastructure for people who voted to not fund infrastructure is the same thing as fascism.