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Davis X. Machina

@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social

Curmudgeon. Retired pedagogue. Lapsed philologist. Maneiac. Likes: Sparrows. bridges, cardboard boxes, curtain rods Dislikes: Most everything else. All power to the sockets of car dealers and regional vice presidents!

created January 13, 2024

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Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

The prospect that we are in fact All in This Together reared its ugly head for a minute, and The People recoiled in horror from it, and what it might entail.

1/9/2025, 9:26:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My parents judged that the spectacle would be too demoralizing and revolting for my youthful eye and I have waited fifty years, to see The Boneless Wonder sitting on the Treasury Bench."

1/9/2025, 7:30:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Churchill.on Ramsay McDonald:."I remember when I was a child, being taken to the celebrated Barnum's Circus, which contained an exhibition of freaks and monstrosities, but the exhibit on the program which I most desired to see was the one described as ‘The Boneless Wonder’...

1/9/2025, 7:30:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "He who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" treadmill only works if there's a steady supply of absurdities.

31/8/2025, 3:59:48 PM | 77 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm hard-pressed to think of a national-scale problem we face that *doesn't* have a huge Congress-shaped hole at the heart of it. Two generations of hammering in nails with the flat of a pair of channel locks is enough. We have a hammer already.

31/8/2025, 3:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the psephology you need.

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30/8/2025, 4:49:13 PM | 38 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Organs of the state, like the courts, or the justice ministry, exist to serve the Party and not the other way round, for it is the Party, and not they, that is the Vanguard of the Revolution. Good cadres know this. All power to the soviets of car dealers and regional vice presidents!

29/8/2025, 2:09:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

The proletariat ain't the only thing that votes with its feet, Darth.

29/8/2025, 1:26:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After Trump it's Guns, Germs and Thiel.

29/8/2025, 12:00:48 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Right across the northeast -- older houses w/hydronic, HW baseboard, that don't have ductwork for hot air and aren't going to get it -- a lot of houses are going to burn something. Heat pumps until just a couple of years ago couldn't fill that niche, and it's a big one.

28/8/2025, 10:26:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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400,000 people turned out to see him in Berlin *before he was even elected*. www.theguardian.com/global/2008/...

28/8/2025, 10:18:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tradition! Tradition! (I hope there are committees of correspondence keeping communications open between all cities -- Boston, Chicago, LA -- threatened by the Crown. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_...

28/8/2025, 8:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every number like that, I automatically turn it into "How much heating oil?" (Retired schoolteacher)

28/8/2025, 8:08:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Me, I'm still pissed about Bobby Zamora to Spurs.)

28/8/2025, 1:53:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EPL fans familiar with the warping effects on transfers of the "there are only Six Real Teams" phenomenom can share stories.

28/8/2025, 1:44:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanna bet you measure mitochondrial challenges with teeny-tiny calipers?

28/8/2025, 1:33:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Placebo-included studies at this point would be willfully harming the placebo leg of any such study, to score political points.

27/8/2025, 5:25:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Leave me the f•ck alone" is a net into which all sorts of fish swim. Some of them are more into Tannerite than I would personally care for, but them's the breaks.

27/8/2025, 4:48:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody knows about WW2. The sheer amount of state capacity the US spooled up our of essentially nothing for WWI -- nationalizing railroads and telcoms, conjuring entire industries out of thin air for munitions, a 10x increase in federal spending -- is stunning. eh.net/encyclopedia...

27/8/2025, 4:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...the crowd then beat Representative Gowdy to death."

27/8/2025, 4:26:54 PM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the Age of They Had It Coming.

26/8/2025, 11:13:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't believe that, and you don't believe that, but next time you're in line at the supermarket, someone else in that line does, even in some pretty blue places.

26/8/2025, 8:51:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were Biden and Obama chosen by the Lord, from before the beginning of all time, as a special dispensation to this, His beloved country, to deliver it from the specter of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and slightly higher top marginal rates of taxation? Because Trump was...

26/8/2025, 8:51:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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... corrupt, massively unfree, massively unequal, belligerent, expansionist, racist, with an economy based on theft and resource extraction. It's a sick parody of Lincoln Steffens, after visiting post revolutionary Russia, saying "I've been over into the future I've seen it and it works".

26/8/2025, 8:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he's surrounded by courtiers for whom Russia is a model state, like the European liberals who lionized Wilson 1917 to 1919. They lionize Putin. They look at Putin's Russia and see the future they want for themselves. They see the White Man's Country of their dreams...

26/8/2025, 8:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

"In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king" but for 'synapses'.

26/8/2025, 6:44:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Predators and English children: ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cp...

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26/8/2025, 6:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levee_(...

26/8/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Two hours a day of the mad king saying whatever pops into his head each morning. This used to be a feature of 17th-18th c. monarchies -- the levee. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levee_(...

26/8/2025, 4:58:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chief Justice delivered the opinion of the Court: "Eh, the Tsar could die. The donkey could die. The donkey could talk."

26/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even Nazis buy sneakers, or something. Me, I want a Carolene Products Footnote 4 fridge magnet....

26/8/2025, 3:12:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

If you could a) register at the polls on election day and b) declare "Carhartt" or "UNIQLO" as your party preference, American turnout would resemble or surpass anything in Europe, or places with mandatory voting.

26/8/2025, 3:05:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

The median voter basically goes to the polls saying "What do you guys think? Does this vote make my ass look fat?"

26/8/2025, 2:57:15 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Cf the Strength in Numbers poll popping up in a number of contexts today. Note support for independent redistricting mechanisms, even if they cost trepondent's party seats. bsky.app/profile/gell...

26/8/2025, 2:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Re ending gerrymandering... There's a real risk that California - a state with a tradtion of good-governent/non-partisan innovation, of which independent redistricting is just perhaps the most recent example - balks at reversing the process. "This gerrymander is ok" not a slam dunk.

26/8/2025, 2:47:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cf. just now. bsky.app/profile/kyle...

26/8/2025, 2:35:29 PM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever wonder who, in the absence of any legislation or formal statements, decides what's an untouchable official President act, vested with powerful Article II particles, and what's just Presidential dicking around? The Oracle of Roberts.

26/8/2025, 2:31:24 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 2:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tradition. The dive bomber has been part of an American soldier's kit since before there were dive bombers.

26/8/2025, 2:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chief Justice delivered the opinion of the Court: "Eh, the Tsar could die. The donkey could die. The donkey could talk."

26/8/2025, 1:22:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He told us during the campaign. He wants lower interest rates, and lower inflation. We could have them both, simultaneosly, except for You Know Who.

26/8/2025, 1:17:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the size of the forces Moscow sent into Czechoslovakia in August 1968. Czechoslovakia is (was) a little bigger than New England ex-Maine. Six big cities -- only one of over a million.

25/8/2025, 11:01:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pritzker won't fit on TikTok. His aspect ratio is wrong, he's a landscape guy in a portrait world.

25/8/2025, 10:42:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't shitpost. Tired: Invisible primary Wired: Shitposting.

25/8/2025, 8:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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¡Qué lastima, pequeño!

25/8/2025, 8:27:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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25/8/2025, 8:25:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would appear to have a theory or moral sentiments.

25/8/2025, 7:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He promised in a *narrative* kind of way. The best way.

25/8/2025, 5:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One man. One car. One hour. Each way. Burning hydrocarbons. Deus lo vult.

25/8/2025, 2:44:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Thankfully they're a firm on the upstroke and can just bull through all of this on the strength of the innovative new products they're pushing out, right? Right?

25/8/2025, 2:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Criming for power Criming for average Criming to the opposite field Criming down in the count Criming behind the runner

25/8/2025, 2:39:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a century American English will have shed it's first person plural altogether, and 'we' and 'us' will be off to the pronoun boneyard like 'thee and 'thou'. Something will emerge or be borrowed - it's English's superpower - to cover bloodsharing tribemates.

25/8/2025, 2:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was imperative that we hustled back to a world anchored on "Other people aren't really people, not the way I am."

25/8/2025, 2:26:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grover Whelan, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_...

25/8/2025, 1:10:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A healthy chunk of my generation -- b. 1957 -- would volunteer in large numbers for that in a heartbeat, because we're staring down the barrel of not being able to drive sooner or later, and all the first-tier medical care is in the city. COVID showed us our futures. But we can't afford it.

24/8/2025, 10:20:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

II'm going to jump in and say "It's lame, and the production values are amateurish", right now, before such a production even exists, to preemptively gain clout. You have to act fast these days.

24/8/2025, 7:23:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"¡Yo quiero un caudillo, pero no quiero a este caudillo!"

24/8/2025, 7:06:22 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

"He needs to shitpost more. Like Newsom."

24/8/2025, 6:24:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Instead we got brands. Literal ones, personal ones...

24/8/2025, 5:32:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

The meditating institutions were the problem, we were told. They were the scaffolding for oppressive hierarchies. Newer, better ones would emerge spontaneously, organically - to the extent they were even needed.

24/8/2025, 5:31:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't discard a useful tool.

24/8/2025, 5:26:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Democratic Party taking steps to be more coherent would entail it immediately getting blasted for being exclusionary.

24/8/2025, 5:00:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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median voter

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24/8/2025, 2:26:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(If the parties could do, and actually did some of them, the same people would scream bloody murder about being excluded and left voiceless.)

23/8/2025, 7:24:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The real goldmine is Maria Menounos' Gas Pump TV empire. www.gstv.com

23/8/2025, 6:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd think they'd grab a piece of a firm that wasn't circling the drain.

23/8/2025, 5:45:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bright intervals".

23/8/2025, 4:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Still see lots of three-decades-behind takes on South Boston. 'The people you're talking about all live in East Bridgewater and Carver now"

23/8/2025, 4:14:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/ogda...

23/8/2025, 2:42:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you want Al Gore and the hippies to have been right?

23/8/2025, 1:24:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Cromwell to Charles II took how long?

22/8/2025, 11:55:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chief Justice delivered the opinion of the Court: "... the Tsar could die. The donkey could die. The donkey could talk."

22/8/2025, 11:42:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did he refuse to do?

22/8/2025, 10:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what you used those $12.95 Dollar Store plastch chairs for in the winter.

22/8/2025, 9:57:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Their model is heavily dependent on imports. Same thing with Wayfair but even more so. The industry in NC and SW Virginia is a ghost of its former self. There's not much to revive.

22/8/2025, 9:51:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll be freed form the onerous duties of office and ready to shitpost and podcast 24/7

22/8/2025, 8:46:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 8:03:56 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see atavistic goo-goo reflexes causing real problems with this. November is a ways away yet.

22/8/2025, 4:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

People in Wisconsin hated Scott Walker, enough to trigger a recall election - and then voted against recalling him. Nonpartisan redistricting is one of the most recent products of a more than century-old California progressive/good-government/anti-party tradition. 1/2

22/8/2025, 4:54:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone who thinks the guy under it was chosen by our Lord from before the beginning of all time as a special dispensation to this, His beloved country, to deliver us from drag queens, oprime dos por español, and slightly higher top marginal tax rates? In His mercy. Oh,.you said 'right mind.'

22/8/2025, 3:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, not Martin Luther fans, then?

22/8/2025, 3:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you think about it, the number of wrong rocks is the set.if all rocks -1...

22/8/2025, 3:05:47 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Shut up, we're winning" is the whole of the Law and the Prophets. The rest is commentary.

22/8/2025, 2:54:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen Hesgeth & Co.'s 'lethality' fixation refered to as "Bullshido"

22/8/2025, 2:37:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Peace, land, bread and 6-3 in conference.x

22/8/2025, 2:23:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis X. Machina (@ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social) reply parent

Say "The material conditions of the workers" instead.

22/8/2025, 2:10:14 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tired: the invisible primary. wired: shitposting.

22/8/2025, 3:14:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too many snakes, and lose the wings... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_...

22/8/2025, 12:19:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's an attack on homogeneity, which is close to a sacred principle with them.

21/8/2025, 11:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not hard to imagine a scenario where Trump will eventually become the biggest obstacle to the whole Trump project. Then it gets interesting.

21/8/2025, 11:11:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/figg...

21/8/2025, 9:32:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chief Justice Roberts delivered the opinion of the court: "...the Tsar could die. The donkey could die. The donkey could talk."

21/8/2025, 9:00:07 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saying something makes it so. My mother was wrong. I'm glad she's not alive to see this, it would kill her.

21/8/2025, 6:19:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the days of They Had It Coming.

21/8/2025, 4:37:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first grown-up joke I got: What three towns in Massachusetts are named after Gov. Endicott (Chub) Peabody? Peabody, Marblehead, and Athol. (I was five.)

21/8/2025, 4:32:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep fat Freikorps

21/8/2025, 3:25:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired: the invisible primary. Wired: shitposting

21/8/2025, 3:05:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their failure to mostly not countenance shooting bad guys out of hand counts against them.

21/8/2025, 3:01:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After a bad day at work you go home and kick the dog. You don't kick the boss - he won't listen and he can fire you. The dog at least looks like he's listening, will probably forget the kick by tomorrow - and needs you to open the cans. The Party of Dog.

21/8/2025, 2:40:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Different Last Person Who Spoke With Him Tune in tomorrow, when it's someone else, who thinks Putin's Russia is the model White Man's Country

21/8/2025, 2:35:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view