Some Penguins are now identifying as Kit-Kats.
Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.
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Some Penguins are now identifying as Kit-Kats.
@sirmichael.bsky.social taking up new job in fashion house to smarten up his karate outfit
This is what the MSM won’t show you. (Not enough clicks!) Just like the riots last year, it’s about the community coming together to ‘look after their own’. 💕
This is why @sirmichael.bsky.social needs wheelbarrows.
I think its cans of Irn Bru. Has Gruntleigh messed up again?
Its a good job the rings of Saturn are really made out of bananas to keep the monkey army occupied elsewhere.
You could manage a bucket of soapy water in that and wash the sun spots whilst you were at it.
Or moving furniture. youtu.be/HgzEBLa3PPk
Is he related to Michael Flatbread?
I think they will be coming to enter Ireland's Got Talent, not to attack us.
Is this him doing River Dance?
Don't underestimate rocks. Some of them have mullets and do Irish dancing.
Your post was censored by the moderators, Pam - Please don't send selfies. And don't even get me started on Ur*nus.
Are you taking some ham up there to cook it for tea?
You have also missed out Saturn. Probably jealous of all the yellow belts it has.
You have left out Venus, probably because of all the k*ssing.
If Bobby was a horse his feet would be measured in hands. He might also live in a yard, but would that be a yard of ale or a yard of a farm? This is why I couldn't be a vet.
He used to visit this physiotherapist.
@sirmichael.bsky.social sounds too nice. Maybe get a Dalek to read them?
Also failed to mention that Bobby had a nut allergy so was doomed from the start. Poor fact finding. B-.
Why not get a proper ruff; like this one made up of pancakes and (potentially) banana cream filling.
A good week to ask "does my bum look big in this?".
They could just kick the ball out of the stadium and "just go and fetch it back", then the referee would call them out for a handball and they would have to sit on the bench where they could watch some telly or do a bit of knitting.
At least you avoided any comments on him wearing nappies and a Tenor Lady.
You have this nailed. I can identify with Linda, although Trevor doesn't believe in these new fangled inventions and uses his outdoor privy so Greg's role is not required (only in emergencies).
I think he's brushing up on his pole technique first.
Make them flat! Joe Biden said the world was round, sleepy Joe got that wrong as well.
How marvellous that Abba have recorded the Souper Trouper anthem.
Secret video of the ladies interpreting @sirmichael.bsky.social at the dojo
He wouldn't have lost them if he hadn't gone wandering off on his own.
I think you've got this mixed up with the real @sirmichael.bsky.social documentary.
Good for you, I know a lot of people who would have just killed it. I don't mind spiders myself; I have a chat with Wilfred who is bed and breakfasting by the cold tap on the bathroom sink this week.
I love those feeds.
We have made a settlement over a plate of Dreamies. Trevor is now outside claiming next door (catless) as his terrirory.
Three days ago I could sit on my sofa, now Trevor the cat has annexed it and I think NATO needs to step in to sort it out. Ah, the good old days.
If you want game fixing I think the Local Youth can do it. 3 pm by the fountain.
Good to see you are on top of yesterday's events.
Best guard dogs.. 👀😅🤣 Sound on... #dog #dogday #bluesky
Oh dear
Under the ladder when playing ladder ham. A nice soft landing for the vegan community who didn't read it properly.
Can I have an ice cream sundae on a Wednesday? Have I shared my thoughts too early?
Scorched earth can be cleared up and moved with a sturdy blue wheelbarrow so I think you've got away with it.
Ah, I remember the good old days on Twitter when Bethany (7) used to beat you up in the dojo.
I can't stop laughing... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky
Finally getting around to Pepys Diary, may have it finished in 20 years.
Pam, because you're worth it.
Only 153 days to Christmas, so I have been doing face yoga to reduce my turkey neck #justincase
Oh, I see. I haven't watched the documentary myself, but did Di Caprio paint Winslet's b**bs with yacht varnish which is why she was able to float to safety?
I think it would be good fun for us watching you, though 😅
Plants don't react well with alcohol the morning after, I must do more research if we are to replace water.
If we get rid of water will firemen and women have to use some sort of foam instead? It seems they may take a bit of time with the fire hoses.
I have had a premonition
Con: the local youths are always loitering by the fountain and this might upset them. Pro: maybe it will start raining men, hallelujah, and they can clean out my gutters as they land on them.
Oh, Pam. There are so many types of water. The Titanic sank because it hit some hard water and then it turned to grey water because some crew members hadn't washed their feet. Luckily Leonardo Di Caprio had so it didn't end up as black water.
Adorbs!!! White Cockatoo dancing with his dad. @muffy.bsky.social @muddycat.bsky.social @muddlesdog.bsky.social @sassytheminpin.bsky.social @gobycat10.bsky.social 😄🎶🤍🦜
We need stuff like this after a load of MAGA feeds and doom mongering.
Working from home... 😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky
Are we going to have an in depth interview with him in your next edition?
This is why Jefferson finds it hard to get a pair of shoes in his size.
Eddie the Eagle wore very long clown shoes as seen here.
British Rail?
Rare photo showing the actual royal family and true rulers of the UK sneaking out of Buckingham Palace ;) (Jemmis the duck and her kids being told to hop it and being marched back to the lake in St. Jame's Park, 1962)
Pam, having ladders in your tights is not funny and reveals a lot of fl*sh.
Maybe Turkey Day could be when the turkeys run the country, say 1st January to 31st December. They would be able to talk turkey with foreign presidents, and going "gobble gobble" would be on the same wavelength as President Trump.
Looking at that grass I would say you are going to be a first class manufacturer of fur balls.
I just love that programme, especially her walk 😂
Does @sirmichael.bsky.social know these horses, surely there must be some statistic about decoy horses
And I haven't even verified my age, for shame.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Humpty Dumpty. What is it with him and walls?
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Just in case you need a laugh... 😅🤣 #cat #catday
Oh dear, I think it might be Sooty and Sweep.
Think I might need a tree surgeon on mine, its grown so big. However, bees love it.
Back in the good old days when cats were expected to earn their keep.
I have been lipreading this, and unfortunately LOVELY JO is merely grunting as THE MASTER is pretending to be a ventriloquist and is saying A GOTTLE OF GEAR!
Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
Projection graffiti 🤍
With the possibility of creating a new score of Woodpecker (2 or more holes in one when the ball bounces out of one hole an) straight into the next).
Pam has done a Second Amendment which supersedes the first.
Aha, a new explanation for the Oort Cloud.
The big net in the middle of the tennis pitch proves your point. I expect the ball boys move the cod out of it in case the tennisists have fish allergies.
youtu.be/7iGeIH06nPo?... Sweet Waffles needs a home !
I thought the DOCTOR had branched out as a VET and was putting the Dalek through a SHEEP DIP.
Cannot believe that AI could have gone so badly wrong as that. Although are the little nips for tuning purposes?
If you are really efficient you would sleepwalk, leaving more time to be awake to look at your web postings.
Did the burglars walk to the property and steal a bed?
Hey y’all- this pup is getting only 27 reposts and that won’t save his sweet life! I need my village here! We can do this! Reposts needed- his life is worth it!
Oh well, maybe it could work on my wish list for today's heatwave.
Going out to the tune from Pulp Fiction?
I think its listening to Abba.
Has it been reading my posts by mistake? Could explain a lot of the gibberish.
You can google it, and they did make a film with Meryl Streep.
Well, quite frankly in a heatwave I'm not pacing anywhere.
