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she said "for your good health"
why does my wife keep buying me sex toys does she have some sort of agenda?
using this on me would fix me
if he saw this on facebook hed believe it
zach polanski hypnotising peoples boobs bigger has done more for women than labour ever has
maybe the reason people like the gay vegan hypnotist because hes a gay vegan hypnotist instead of being a gray smear atop an incels briefcase.
Oh, that's why today has been a struggle. I forgot to drink most of my coffee.
Remember the time I lost 60lbs in a year? I really enjoyed doing that lol.
Rat dress.
quite convenient really
all it takes to get me horny is 24 hours of torment
playinmg baldirs gate www.twitch.tv/0mnster
playinmg baldirs gate www.twitch.tv/0mnster
Driving while texting is toxic masculinity.
jag offff!!!!
souls players be like “i’m trying out a new build”
This isn't even the "good" commulism car, everyone I know who is into cars wants a Trabant lmao.
I mean I am able to kill you in self defence so let that be a warning, but I meant legally speaking.
If u were transphobic by accident then that's just embarrassing (for you) but if you are transphobic on purpose I should be able to kill you in self defence.
You: she will always be ballin Me: *castrates myself* You: :0
live faggot action www.twitch.tv/0mnster
So true.
"cis person does a mass shooting" omg they where trans
WTF ur girlfriend is a legend??????
im not a dominant i just know whats best for you sweetie.
if i had a cis het child i would force it to be gay and trans
i think a trans dude should get me poregent tbh i would like to give birth to a transgender baby
if i posted my twitch would u guys click the link and make fun of me? (please say yes)
many of you in favour of this
And Many More!
Favorite Wife Experiences Ranked Best to Less Best But Still Best: Rotting in bed together Eating bad food until guts hurt. Kissing (sloppy style) Spending way more time looking for something to do than actually doing the thing Doing chores for her she has a hard time doing so I feel cool & brave
I like it when my wife bites me until I scream, which just makes her bite harder 😇
You there, gay boy, did it happen yet
🥹🥹🥹
My theory is that this is massively popular because it makes Paris motorists scream and cry. Most entitled babies in earth.
Kpop Demon Hunters just looks like this to me.
Die.
I find the way autistic people talk to me to be really cute and if that is problematic then crucify me for my sins.
I'm sorry bot tan.
It's funny when people think I'm an experienced sex pervert when I've been raped by more people I've had consensual sex with, and those two categories overlap.
Not to horny post but I literally need a woman to parade me around like a hog at a barbecue while I'm wrapped in latex. I am going to die if this doesn't happen.
Breaking News: Trump and Putin are gay.
serious lore analsys stream
I hate thyroxine I hate thyroxine im hungry allllllll the timmmmmmeeeeeee
Yeah dude this is how jobs work? They're play testers.
I used to hate the taste of ginger but I've become slightly addicted to it (I think using pickled ginger cuts down on whatever it is thats in fresh or powdered that I just fucking hate)
Accidentally made the best noodle sauce I have ever eaten.
Heaben.
I need a Dresden Files for fags
I got through by standing on one leg with my hands under running water for like 4 hours. For some reason this helped.
Weed fucks me up with tiny amounts and one time my wife gave me a chocolate bar and I literally ate 1/8th of a square and managed to get a mass of pure crystalline THC in there and it fucked me up so bad I almost had to go to the hospital.
We should stop using edging to mean just not cumming and start making it mean to cum using a knife.
Woahw.
It's funny how much influence eyebrows have on your entire face.
I think I did a good job with my eyebrow makeup today :)
Who's dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?
First day of school complete. A spider crawled on me in class :(
disgusted at mens lack of hand sanitizer and lip balm in their "everyday carries"
I fucking wish I had any fucking citizenship outside of this shitty fucking country.
I'm in the UK illegally come and get me.
The "clanker" thing is so bizarre because it's basically a bunch of people engaging in interactive fiction where the marketing hype around AI is true and they are people and some people are like yes I would be racist to the robot and some people are like no don't be racist to the robot
Is it really of the horror genre if it doesn't get me hard? I think not.
We have lived through every essence of loss; is there no way to divert the path of death away from us? 🔗 tinyurl.com/3sem5b4p
That's healthier than most of the people on Earth thinking they can commune with gods directly.
burning hot take but it's fine if a person falls in love with inanimate objects or whatever as long as they understand what they're doing, like I don't think these people are that delusional all things considered.
I like how I said this and Lindsay Ellis posted a video on the same topic today lol.
Mr Rogers never said everybody was special, he was telling very young children, individually (as in 1 to 1), that they where special, because it's very difficult to get a person, especially kids, to do anything if they're depressed and neglected.
Feels bad.
I gathered all the knowledge I actually needed to be a normal person by the time I was 10 and ever since then it's just been people with more money than me slamming my head into the side of a moving train for 30 years trying to grind out the humanity in me.
Sometimes I feel insane for actually internalising the most simple of concepts you learn as a child like "don't be rude" or "being racist is bad" or "being different is OK" and then having to live being tormented by literally everything else in the entirety of the British isles saying the opposite.
i love you too robot san lets kill hitlers together
Youre not supposed to vote for Hitler guys you're supposed to kill him like they did in the movies #moviefacts
I want whatever metabolism squirrels have that makes them move in that sort of stop and start hyper way.
Those are my apples!!
Ro..robot 😳
Need to get fucked in a manner that makes me piss myself.
ill feed you peanut butter
what if i just showed up at your house and started barking? you couldn't stop me. i will not be contained
Why are you so interested in my illusory form anon
love how every tgirl has their own color preference for emoji hearts
potion update! the wizard turned all my potions #red after he found me lightly plowing his wife! I’m fucked!! this potion does not make me powerful or cleanse my #butthole ! it makes me weaker and more constipated! I’m not gonna stop drinking it tho. #brandloyalty #tastypotion
DM for the recipe.
Eat a bowl of oatmeal as one of your 30 a day (of bowls of oatmeal).
It’s important to point and shout “kitty!” when you see a kitty
Is it weird to pick berries at midnight in a public park?
I should probably play lesbian YIIK.
of course, I will do what I can <3
Hi, I'm Prior, I have to raise 5000 dollars to be able to hire a lawyer. Neither me nor my wife have the ability to get a loan of that size. I've been in an unhealthy situation for three years. It seems like if it's to end, we'll have to go to court. www.gofundme.com/f/priors-urg...
This is where the health pack spawns.
If you actually think where you come from actually matters in the minds of the fucking oligarchs who run everything, each of which thinks they're a fucking god just like Napoleon did? Why are you that fucking stupid and naive? Why????
