Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
i may or not have a dumb little song...
Dear federal lists-of-dissidents makers: The following is just idle prose. Nothing to be alarmed about. Fascists should remember it wasn't fascists that put fascists up against those walls.
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i may or not have a dumb little song...
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
...go on. (really and truly this time I am 100% kidding)
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I don't think strong memorable woman of the female persuasion character was high up on the priority list for what makes a gripping tale for the author, or the target demo.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
(do y'all not do that) KIDDING KIDDING of course you do
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Some day this sort of thing will make the news and lawyers will know not to do this. Just once is all it would take, I'm sure of it.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
that's more because of the movie, and mostly from the line about the answering machine being on from whatsisface.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been a very long time since I read Clancy (I think Sum of All Fears is the last, and that was when it was fairly new) and I cannot remember a single female character from any of his books. There had to be some, right? But I can't remember them. Oh wait I guess Moira from Clear and Present but
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I think if anyone does want to do it bulk circulated pennies are for sale domestically, obviously, but I'm sure foreign numismatists have similar things for 'unsorted' bags of foreign coins. Though I don't know how that would work in this post-tariff/shipping freeze world. Italian Lira floor!
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
No I was joking about the 'men writing women' viral thing, "she breasted boobily down the stairs." I've read some castoff romance (When you're a teen 'voracious reader' before e-anything existed mom's supermarket checkout buys are low hanging, accessible fruit) and I finished them. Not against more.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
This question has a counterpart if you want to be ethical and honest. You have decided to install a penny floor, do you want this penny floor to be permanent or ALL CAPS SUPER PERMANENT? (Also a resin layer for ease of cleaning is probably the best bet, yeah, especially if it's a dirty area.)
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
So... yeah. Work fourteen hour days six or seven days a week so your robot helper can throw out your treasured old photo collection or MTG collection or whatever because AI will stuck but at least the note you signed to buy it is only 40 years at 11%!
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"She romanced romancily down the stairs" NO THANK YOU (kidding, but I know this made you laugh a little.)
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Chicago has so many murders and would-be murders that they can't physically hold them all so most of them actually spill over to red states nationwide and end up not even HAPPENING in to Chicago, often to people who have never BEEN to Chicago!
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything about this administration has been about the enrichment of the shareholder class (lazy generalization, sure) but at least we know the reason behind everything that makes us say "what fresh hell is this?"
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell you it's the first the time the sitting President was all "Y'ALL, CHECK OUT THIS DOPE FUCKIN' ILLEGAL WAR CRIME" on social media about it.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yeah we've already had breakfast, see, but we was expectin' second breakfast, see..."
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I went through some of that guy's replies and it's eerie how DNC establishment he is. Like his day job is restraining Dem pols so as to not spook megadonors.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Your reply would pass muster if Mamdani hadn't set records for primary results. Turns out it DOES translate into votes, and that is demonstrably true by ALL THE VOTES HE GOT. He's the most wanted Dem candidate, by primary, the city has ever seen. Ever.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
You implied what was released was enough to give a clear picture of the scope of involvement with Epstein, and it's not. I disputed that. What dream are you talking about? This was not what was under subpoena. Most of this was already released.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I've only watched it once, and I was not high, but my takeaway was "damn that was really cool and I will never take the time to fully understand it and I am alright with that." Enjoy your high, imo.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
This works perfectly if you think 'toilet' when you see Trump used as an adjective. Toilet intellectual. Toilet loyalist. Toilet SCOTUS nominee. Toilet meme $coin.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop. Lying. You know how you can tell you're on the bad guys' side? You repeatedly have to repeat their lies or make your own to cover for them. What a terrible way to live, to be. Fuck you.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn't release shit. They released stuff that was already released. What I don't hear from you is anything about the huge number of FBI agents they had poring over the files looking for mentions of Trump's name. This release is not what was under subpoena and is not complete, at all.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a man in desperate need of a widow to unhouse
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
You haven't provided any facts. All you've provided is lies, followed by memes when you are corrected on those lies.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look another meme in response to facts. You know not replying is an option, right? You can just not do anything when someone pushes back on your propaganda and points out how you are a willing sycophant toady of the wealthy. Quisling traitor.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
You got that backwards, shill.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
No. That is categorically false. Has there been an immediate mass effort on social media to call the shooter trans after each shooting? Yes. bsky.app/profile/hous...
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Another. You like pictures, so maybe this will sink in.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
The pattern is right wing rhetoric, Mr. Sillypants. Like 'great replacement' theory, which was a motive in Minneapolis. But hey, if you want to do patterns, 54% of mass shooters are white vs 1.4% are trans. What color are you? squintyeyefry.gif
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I already told you I live in a red state shithole. Prices are going up.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta hate that, you're walking down a hallway thinking you're about to be interrogated but after you pass an open doorway an open window jumps out of it behind you and throws you through itself.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
also two my WoW characters (yes yes nerd stuff) are shipdit and ditship
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
fuckwit window licker
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
he has a 50% chance of guessing righ here so calling it now: "You don't sound Japanese."
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
(He really does mean he did that, and he's not exaggerating.)
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of hivemind, how ammosexual are you on the Second Amendment? I remember a big part of the rhetoric from "2A means guns for all" folks were examples like "masked government thugs are disappearing people off the street in Venezuela! We can't let that happen here" and whelp... crickets.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine legalminimum would readily and proudly acknowledge the nerd part. "Liberal hive mind" yeah we're so terrible with our agenda of good safe jobs, clean food and water, and freedom for everyone. Lock us up! Lock us up! Oh right, y'all are working on that part already.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
It does no such thing. Not even remotely. For there to be consequences for lies, there simply has to be accountability, and that is the 'eternal vigilance' part of the price of freedom line. We, collectively, have been very lax on consequences and pushback against lies. It's our job, not gov's.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Because all of that is bullshit or disingenuous assuming intent where there is none. If they are so ineffective and dangerous why did/do blue counties with higher vax rates have far fewer COVID deaths? You are just killing yourselves, and believe it or not, I want you to stop killing yourselves.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
You're the one posting stupid unrelated childish memes every time you're faced with some substantive and factual. I'm a realist, and the reality is the GOP is the party of big, intrusive government that favors the .1% over everyone else. (And strap in, buttercup:) The DNC Dems are largely similar.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Every major price metric for groceries higher now. Every single one. Everything costs more. But post more memes in hasty panic.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Beyond not wanting bad thing to happen to people and seeing that he died at 65, I don't... care? One person doesn't contradict the mountains of evidence that the vaccine is safe and effective. Trying to debate this is a non-starter. We've had years to verify. It works. It's good. (And it's Trump's)
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
No, just aware of it. Hey give me ten minutes or so, I need to go drop some GOP talking points off at the metaphor for our country. And then wash my hands.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. I don't think this is genuine at all. The genuine types buy groceries, after all, and have friends who have closed business or lost jobs. Everyman lives in a perfect bubble that has been unaffected so far? doubt.jpg
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
thank goodness, because typing "from:someasshole.bsky.social" every time was so tedious
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
ps what is the last thing you read and "Daily Stormer" doesn't count
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn't from CNN buddy, this is just how it works. Trade deficits are not bad. You do not have a trade deficit with Publix or Bi-Lo or Safeway or Food Lion or wherever you shop. You just want food you don't make in your house so you, you know, buy it.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, this article mentions the trade deficit, which Trump thinks is bad. But it's not. We import thing we don't have to make things we otherwise couldn't make and that's good. And now we can't, and companies are closing and the economy is heading to toilet land. Ask me about the trucking canary.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Either a nitwit or foreign/domestic instigator/disinformationist. Either way, not having it.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social)
Kimble bringing us all back to reason with the Occam's Razor approach. President Trump is still alive because his corpse hasn't been abandoned in Central Park after RFK Jr decided on Sizzler or whatever instead.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to heel for what? There wasn't a problem in the first place. Do you ever critically think for yourself at all? Do you like COFFEE or BANANAS? Because we can't produce enough of that here of high enough quality to support the nation's demand, so we import it. That writ large is how trade works.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
The overwhelming majority of mass shootings have been by cishet white men. So overwhelming that anything else is literally a statistical blip.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way to combat it is to Gish back and unless he blocks me, it will be preserved for others to see, if they happen along. I've long held that government isn't the one to fight disinformation - we are. This is me walking that talk.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"Free enterprise" Ask tens of thousands of small business owners how the tariffs and the cessation of the de minimis exemption have boosted their 'free enterprise'.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO that would be wildly illegal but yes yes, when has THAT stopped Trump or Republicans.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
It is safe and effective. I see you followed me, probably trying to get me to block you, because then the nuclear block functionality if blue sky will hide all the pushback from your bullshit. But no, this stays. You are a liar or phenomenally stupid and people should be able to see that.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Like everything under the GOP platform is the opposite of the truth. You are a foreign agent. No one can be this uninformed after all the shit that has happened. Rising prices, jobs going away, companies closing because of tariffs, hospitals closing bc of Medicaid cuts.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
That last EKG I had took about six minutes because the whole thing was very unrushed and relaxed. And we did it two times because she didn't like the first result set and wanted to do it again.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"Set the country straight." Fuck off with your bullshit. GOP policies have been a disaster for decades. For probably longer than you have been alive. And the majority of the deficit? GOP. bsky.app/profile/sund...
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
That article was written before the recent Posse Comitatus ruling. Wonder how it would get written now.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit more lies, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a foreign agent? Trump loves the vaccine. It's the one good thing he did. When you attack the Covid vaccine you are attacking Trump for the one good thing he helped do.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Hospitals and other health care providers are already closing because of Medicaid cuts, which they said wouldn't happen. Immigration crack down "for the worst criminals" but they've pulled agents off trafficking and violent crime task forces to pick up day laborers at home depots. But no lies. π
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in one of these states. It's a red state shithole, you know the kind - the kind that receives more Federal funding than it pays.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
YES I WONDER WHY, YOU COLOSSAL FUCKWIT COULD IT BE BECAUSE HE'S A PETTY TYRANT WHO WANTS TO PUNISH AND OPPRESS ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
This brainwashed thing has me in knots by the way. "Tariffs are a tax cut for the American People." That's literally the exact opposite if what they are. Tariffs are a tax increase. "Medicaid fraud and abuse" and Trump just commuted the sentences of two convicted Medicaid fraudsters in prison.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you wrote that too hastily because I can't quite tell what you're trying to say. What do you mean 'against Trump', btw? He's on his second term, he's done.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Again more lies. "Violence and criminality" what the fuck are you talking about? Every single red state that has sent Guard troops to DC has higher crime and murder rates. Every. Fucking. Single. One. I live in one of them. You just greedily drink down the Flavor Aid your cult gave you, though.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Things that never happened, just more lies, lmao. You dipshits believe anything, no fucking wonder this country is going in the toilet.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
LMAO this is like 100% opposite. Did you not read the thing I wrote questioning why you have to lie so much? Or are you just deliberately in on it? Or are you just THAT fuckin' dumb? Colossally corrupt or incompetent, those are your choices. Or maybe you just need to actually investigate.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
And while we're on the subject, all Trump's vision for America is is a return to the time when you could just be openly racist and not get societal pushback. That's 100% of the vision. And I guess there is some stuff in there about not understanding how tariffs work, AT ALL. Fucking moron.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
What even is that, a bunch of baseless claims? The DNC is garbage that sold out to the ultrawealthy just like the GOP has, but there are good candidates like Mamdani, Annie Andrews, and Graham Platner. And they don't lie every time they open their mouths, which is important to me. Why not you?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"THE U.K. ARRESTS SOMEONE FOR SPEECH" oh no not again who what where when why "GRAHAM LI-" oh yeah ok going back to bed, but neat how a broken clock can be right once a year
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Every exchange with the desperately faithful right-chud type goes like this. "Everyman" - do you ever stop to think about what it means for your side that so much of your side's messaging is just straight up dishonest? Not disingenuous, not mealy-mouthed, just straight up lie after lie? Ever?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like a normal person with an opinion (bordering on obsession) that I don't agree with. YOU look like a fuckin' asshole for making it personal and going to physical appearance. Don't do that. That's chud behavior. The term you used in your alt text, ironically.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, that's what I said - they pulled personnel off of legitimate trafficking and criminal task forces to have them stand posts in home depot parking lots and immigration court hallways looking for low-hanging fruit. "Don't go after the dangerous ones, we need numbers. Go after the easiest to get."
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not impossible, and it's the law, and if everyone doesn't get due process then no one is guaranteed due process. This right here is the shit the ammosexuals and NRA types always said they needed their guns for but if you just do the bad stuff to brown people the right shuts right the fuck up.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I made it just a little bit into that and the 90s-in-2009-whhhhy credits fonts made me think "Made for tv movie made for the tvs you might see in a better made for tv movie" which is a little funny, so a+ would click again.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
We need Emma to do more "we need..." posts for neat stuff because someone inevitably is all "I got a link to a thing here..." in the replies.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"live" video relay TRU-TRU-TRU-TRUMP HEADROOM HERE CO-CO-COVFEFE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hating men" Just give me one hundred and sixteen thousand reasons. You can't. You're crazy.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
It was sadly garbagized before they added the Gemini garbage on top of it. Their company mantra used to be "Do no evil." Then it became "Evil is soooo profitable!"
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. Exactly. So when someone views an "unofficial" "alt" "gov" account with suspicion, that's a good thing. Everyone should view everything with more suspicion. Questionable Authority's original post that started this wild roller coaster ride was "why don't more people question 'authority'."
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the amount threshold that mandates a gub-mint report and how do you estimate it? Subtract the tank/can size from what the pump says what pumped?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything wrong with the DNC is directly related to how different from and how much they dislike Mamdani.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Skynet says you're dead and Skynet is never wrong so... expect a visit from Skynet.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, it's so gotten so much better in six months, the speed this technology is improving is almost frightening.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social)
Gary, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
hook this to my veins
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot even imagine how many orders of magnitude more vocal and unhappy the average X person would be if this were the case. But for us - can you imagine?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don't block me for this: Trains? Dinosaurs? Not Warhammer?
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
hahaha that's the "I believe it" bench, huh? and if a postal inspector is somehow involved and THEY say "that's ok, it's cute actually" then you know you were waaaaay too self-deprecating.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that's pretty neat vs stupid! And the terrifying part would be on my mind as a layman "whatever this person's deductible is, I can't cover that!"
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
is it... ok? π
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
The Guns of the Meowth
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
You're several replies deep into arguing something no one else is, fyi. Yes, the 1A allows someone like me to claim to be your official unofficial spokesperson. Claim.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
MANTSA make america not that simple again
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a proposal, just an observation that if Dem voters continue to support the establishment candidates, they will continue to get screwed. The party needs to be taken back. And as I said, that's a lot of work.
Onedimental "We are all Sandwichus" (@onedimental.bsky.social) reply parent
Mamdani set records both in terms of votes for him in a primary and turn out but Booker and Schumer have constituencies that "aren't thrilled with him"? Yes, exactly. The huge donors, the indolent 1% shareholder class. Mamdani is overwhelmingly popular with everyone but DNC establishment types.