A position at HUD. The co-producer credit of government.
"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
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A position at HUD. The co-producer credit of government.
Good call.
The New York Times! We have too much respect for our audience to write in English! Everything's a game! Wordle! Connections! Politics!
We're on award tour, with this decaying man Taking crime slightly down by making people stay in New York, L.A., his hand's mad gray
Primo's ear should probably be illegal. youtu.be/zLawBCCUEUQ?...
Way more functional, and I love how that triangle hits, but alas, no demonic voices. No voices at all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6y...
Today’s news confirms it: Cuomo is Trump’s choice for Mayor. The White House is considering jobs for Adams and Sliwa to clear the field. New Yorkers are sick of corrupt politics and backroom deals. No matter who’s running, we will deliver a better future on November 4.
Grok user attempts to use his decayed imagination.
I'm not sure this works, but I do enjoy how demonic Chubb Rock sounds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J0...
Nepo baby-wise, Dakota Johnson is as qualified.
Whatever you do, don't give me the Dustin Hermanson.
🎶 Marconi, he lifts heavy Listen to the radio! 🎶
I don't know why, but I find the use of "suggestion" especially infuriating here. I didn't know the opposite of inspired is "kind of want to burn his office down."
Next time I see a bunch of National Guard unnecessarily posted on the subway, I'll ask them what they think of Chad Hochul.
Idaho demands that parents allow their children not to kill themselves.
You thought that Tom Sizemore was an entity capable of death?
No way. Lander is here to replace Goldman's useless ass, in the area where he actually currently lives. (He's a neighbor of mine.)
The bad candidates all have their charms. Silwa and his cat, Adams and his ludicrous and often unnecessary lies, Cuomo and his um, well, er,
I'm disappointed it's only an adaptation of the poem from PALE FIRE and not the wacky interpretation.
Amanda Peet's agent really didn't like Amanda Peet.
"I visited Kyiv twenty years ago. I have a pretty good idea of what's happening there now."
Fun fact: you can receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom and still wind up in the 11th Ring of Hell.
This would basically be a haunted mall. Genocide so rarely comes paired with genuine creativity.
No effort to build another Dubai can be moral.
Crossword clue (2 letters): acronym for overtime.
Are you $3.99 Chilean Sauvignon Blanc? Because I can barely even cook with this.
Poofenestration.
This morning (9/1) at 8 AM feds pulled over a couple at 18th & Park NW. They smashed the window, dragged the husband out & arrested him. When a community member stopped to record they were grabbed & threatened w/ pepper spray by this piece of shit. @mayorbowser.bsky.social do you welcome this too?
Life is first come, first served, so you're cordially invited to rob his home.
If it’s just a hat, then why did you steal it? If this statement is real, Piotr Szczerek is an even bigger turd than first appeared. A Jurassic level POS. Literally took a gift from a child and now saying he did it because he could & we all need to calm down before he sues.
A reminder that real nicknames always reign over name-based nicknames.
Use these wires on him every five minutes.
Unlock the gates!
"My lifestyle is my deathstyle." - Trump, and totally not Metallica
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What a crying disgrace.
Love to break my legs several times over seeking a midnight snack.
/block all mentions of "sportsball"
"Rikers Island investigator" seems like a solid job to be replaced by AI. Even AI can't fuck up rubber stamping absolutely everything.
No one ever called this Virginian "Tex" before this, right? Because I only acknowledge one Tex.
News: what is it?
Who hurt you and why do you inflict that hurt on everyone else?
SHOCK POLL SAYS MAMDANI WILL LOSE IF ONLY THE UPPER. WEST SIDE VOTES
When a "shock poll" comes out of nowhere based on a scenario that will never happen, forgive me for calling bullshit. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Nah, the only way it gets shaken up is if Lorne leaves, which is to say, dies.
I don't know why chicken trophies are hilarious, but I know they are.
Cases in Virginia, body in D.C.
My _____, my Versace hottie
I can smell the mildew from here.
The Supreme Court will definitely rule this unconstitutional next term.
-Beginner sax player who doesn't play what he doesn't feel -Guy dreaming of drinking too much scotch and dying in a car crash -Bored suburban lothario Oh, wait, these are the same guy.
Remember in MEN IN BLACK when Vincent D'Onofrio is wearing the Edgar suit? I always thought he deserved an Oscar nom for that.
Labor Day would be the perfect last day on Earth for a man who never worked a day in his life.
David BOWIE as supporting actor (LABYRINTH, THE PRESTIGE), everyone in WHO'S THE MAN?
I'm on pacific time. It's way too early for Cronenberg.
I consider it more good stupid, but I won't fight here.
I suddenly find your polling unconvincing. www.texastribune.org/2024/02/13/u...
Departamament of Educition
Nice to see someone acting responsibly.
I haven't heard Kenyatta get trashed much. The former two get what they deserve because they're weak and uninspiring leaders.
We should have seen the obvious symbolism. Clearly she was in the graveyard to bury her own political career.
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach
Regardless of the sequence, putting a 77-year-old forward speaks to an overall lack of vision and imagination. Schumerian, some would say.
What is a billion dollars without $0.12 worth of self-awareness?
Minnesota's really neat He is made of turtle meat We love you MInnesota!
It neither knuckled or curved. Discuss amongst yourselves.
All college players should do this. They're young, therefore, short pants.
The stake in her heart is still surprisingly fresh.
Someone still has to dig the ditch. A vulture field would be less labor and more beneficial to vultures.
YEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (I'm feelin' sad)
You'd have to trade general managers/presidents for this to happen.
I would have traded for a new thumb for Jordan Love if it was on the market, but this is something if Parsons gets in football shape quickly / doesn't get hurt in the process. Still think the layoff led to Aiyuk's injury.
Semper fi, to a keyword warrior who lived the truest words we know: Fuck around and find out.
people who say the worst part of writing is "actually writing" are just ridiculous. the worst part is "other people reading it"
Very European of Holliday to not show up at all in August.
I never once heard him called "Tex" in his playing days. Baseball players, being children, would be way more likely to call him Texy or Marky.
MathGPT might give you wrong answers all the time, but it also gives you the CONFIDENCE to say they're right anyway.
A friend of mine was randomly given a bottle of Chambord. We drank a lot at her place, but that fucking bottle stayed untouched for like 5 years.
How New Yorkers' safety is sold like a cheap commodity by corrupt politicians -- Ashland Place
I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
this is how his ideas about vaccine safety and infectious disease prevention should be received but he’s a Kennedy so the New Yorker ran a piece saying that he was “enchanted by science” and the times recast his quackery as “skepticism”
CDC director status update:
"Hands up, you cracker-ass, spinach eating ah gah gah motherfucka!"
Clap the Trump invaders out or get out.
Bootlicking doesn't make anyone feel much better, mayor!
Eat fresh, motherfuckers!
When people in a serious position act this unserious, it's time to give up on them forever.
I'd be tempted to apply for a job with such low output if I didn't know for certain that Stephens is a foul, marginally human being who treats everyone like shit.
Put as big a firewall as possible on Bret Stephens. You couldn't pay me to read that shit.
Oh no this article is so expensive what will I oh look The Guardian covered this too.
I will survive. I. Me. Y'all can fuck off and die.
Imagine having your car keyed. Then, instead of car, imagine that's your flesh.
If you're the paper of record, deceptive clickbait headlines aren't just bad, they're immoral.
