OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Time to do the right thing, Speaker Emerita.
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Time to do the right thing, Speaker Emerita.
Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Here is the actual website btw icelist.is
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Mrs. Nick Rhodes here! 👋
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?! 😂
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we are bluesky twins 🫂 lol
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! I've seen it in shows and movies too. Just your back- and-forths are funny/cute sometimes 😄
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
i can't tell if this convo is a bit but you two make me laugh 😃
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
fuckin ants in the apartment again
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Slugs are oen of my nightmares but look at this beautiful thing. tres chic! www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
lol i was gonna say, how are you getting away with that cliffhanger? so sweet, thanks for sharing.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
genuinely nice people competing and being judged by more nice people
Beth (@thisbethlife.bsky.social) reposted
I’m going to ask my 8yo if she wants this labubu
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
"He might be dead" isn't even that wild of a theory. a wild theory would be "what if he had a stroke which fried the parts of his brain that make him a stupid evil piece of shit and now he has to figure out how to navigate his existence with a conscience and the knowledge of everything he's done"
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
babysitter and i was so bad at it. i'd call my mom when the baby started crying and she would take over til the baby went back to sleep. dumb baby.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
shoot fireworks at some ICE agents
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
if you haven't done it, i highly recommend the guided tour with the Año Nuevo staff. you walk around in the dunes, creeping up on elephant seal pods (from a safe distance). it's educational and fun.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm sorry i missed this! i would have joined if i knew! 😂 (my older sister worked in a theme bar in LA where she had to wear a skimpy outfit and hell yes did i get her a framed coyote ugly movie poster)
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Neat. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
ngl i'd pay extra for that shit
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm donating ammo ope!
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
just saw RFK jr running into the white house with a whole bunch of horse dewormer
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I tried to catch fish but... 🤣
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking good today, Waves! 😘
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Went out on the kayak today. Didn't take many pics. Didn't catch any fish. Just got some sun.
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Too far, elf friend
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Sukiyaki?
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome back, crystal pepsi!
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Kamei?
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
Setting aside the incredibly awkward attempt to be cutting, this is a good example of how the media’s (and by extension liberals’) obsession with jerking off Gavin Newsom is blinding them to other leaders at all levels — Pritzker, Dugan, Lander, Baraka, McIver, Padilla — actually stepping up.
Leslie Liberty (@hotskillet.bsky.social) reposted
Advice for tonight. Live like a ‘flying brown bomber’ (my dad calls him that). Labor your day however you see fit. For you. Chase happiness however you can find it. #flyingwiener
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
all the "lol" and "!" apparently can't make you seem politically literate. i'm embarrassed for you.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
it's like you don't understand how successful the R's were at making Trump and his monster mash seem appealing. i get it, you want to make money selling ugly rage-resist t-shirts. just say that.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't hate him. he's a rich kid funded by the gettys early in his career, no reason to assume he isn't still. he's known to be sleazy. yes, handsome and i do love the trolling that his young, latina social media manager is doing. platforming 100% makes nazis more relatable to stupid people.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue-No-Matter-Who Dems are incapable of being swayed with common sense observations. I've seen him evolve, up close, into whatever party donors think is best. He can platform nazis and throw trans folks under the bus and you keep drinking it up.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
it's like you haven't been paying attention lately...
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
1980's hungarian olympic gymnast's calves, if you will
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
mark, please. not right now sweetie. the grownups are talking.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Hot man, unfortunate haircut
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
So glad you liked it!
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither! It's weirdly enjoyable and not relevant to the sad news of the past few days
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Convenience. Portability.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
You're gross. Good luck, dirty bird.
Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) (@moriamarmalade.bsky.social) reposted
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's The Silmarillion
Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted
Dive into the sunset. 11 shots, edited in lightroom, stacked in photoshop. Background stacked individually from 6 shots, slight bend in the horizon due to the stacking. #birds
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
so fucked up that i snorted at that!
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
what the fucking fuck mannnn
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm gonna have this song in my head allllll day and that's ok 😂
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
so fucking good
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
oh play it with the sound on! i've never seen the video. this is so good.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
whew, that convo was a mess! else has some issues, huh. defending woody allen? not today, satan.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
a storm is coming
Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted
lolololol www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted
Man, bsky really is playing all the hits today in terms of only really having five discourses where everyone progressively makes themselves more insane because they’re arguing with air and nothing changes
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Respectfully
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
no one chasing teeny tiny stick boys
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
lol seriously
Dan ain't Q (@danaintq.bsky.social) reposted
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * irregardless * supposably * I hope this email finds you well * adulting * cringe * utilize
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
mine was a 213 number, the OG LA area code
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks normal naomi
Naomi Klein (@naomiaklein.bsky.social) reposted
Extraordinary piece from @simonerzim.bsky.social - searching, tough, honest and with all the receipts. Please share it with anyone you think is ready for a reckoning. The genocide is not only ongoing but accelerating and expanding, this is urgent.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Yep
CaryJo (@caryjo.bsky.social) reposted
Can anyone help my friend?
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
OH! huh what a dick
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
someone tell me, a sweet summer child, what are NPCs? i'm serious
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
i don't follow (what does @cait.bsky.social call him, "billy pencils" or something) but every once in a while, someone puts him in my timeline and i'm forced to agree with him and it kill me lol even a broken clock...yadda yadda
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe not even all the time! Sometimes I'm just dreading the conversation. I just need the cut really badly 😆
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
I need this. Show them a picture then noodle around on my phone til she's done
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! I was wondering about something like this... It could be really handy! would you use it at your salon?
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
so bummed when my last stylist moved to a commune in the boonies (!) new stylist, cuts are good but the forced conversation is just so awkward. i realize i sound like an asshole. poor stylist probably doesn't want to talk to me either lol
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
I wish there was a silent haircut option. I don't really want to talk about someone's snowboarding whiz kid anymore. Or rehash a conversation that we had 6 weeks ago that the salon kept notes on in the reservation system from last time.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
don't hold your breath. it probably inspired him to go home and beat his wife.
Stephen (@stephenthen.bsky.social) reposted
San Francisco is uninhabitable west of Stanyan. A Hoth-like land of cold and darkness. Cut open a tauntaun and take refuge.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot amen
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that too much to ask
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
I'm still in bed hoping for an earthquake or mass power outage or anything so I can just stay here
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
LOL good! If only the Wizard TERF would go next...
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Bonkers that Zuck makes college dropouts look bad
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
I love that the Target in East Palo Alto shut down and a huge Korean market is opening in its place. The Mexican market and the Rack in the same shopping center are doing just fine. 😎
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
she's prettier than she used to be but seems to have gotten wayyyy dumber
Richard Auffrey (@richardpf.bsky.social) reposted
During the time of Cleopatra, in ancient Egypt, if a baby had teething problems, what was the solution? “The standard cure was to feed the child a fried mouse.” —Cleopatra: A Life by Stacy Schiff
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
and i just got that damn song outta my head!
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
In case you missed the GAP/Katseye response to the American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney ad 🔥🔥🔥
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Is this man my new crush?
Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reposted
My kid sent this to me and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to unhear it.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
baby got brick
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
Bretbug, Wyd???
THE CITY (@thecity.nyc) reposted
“Send our friends in Washington a message — it is working,” Gov. Hochul said of the vehicle tolls.
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
lol
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)
That's the stuff, Kira! 😆
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, pretty inaccurate claim by the OP. Weird
OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent
You owe us a pretty picture of rolling green hills. Maybe a wooden fence, a cow or two.