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OrneryPiglett

@ornerypiglett.bsky.social

I'm the coolest. SF/LA

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Time to do the right thing, Speaker Emerita.

2/9/2025, 12:13:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Here is the actual website btw icelist.is

1/9/2025, 9:39:22 PM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Mrs. Nick Rhodes here! 👋

1/9/2025, 8:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?! 😂

1/9/2025, 6:41:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

we are bluesky twins 🫂 lol

1/9/2025, 6:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol

1/9/2025, 6:21:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

I know! I've seen it in shows and movies too. Just your back- and-forths are funny/cute sometimes 😄

1/9/2025, 6:21:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

i can't tell if this convo is a bit but you two make me laugh 😃

1/9/2025, 6:12:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

fuckin ants in the apartment again

1/9/2025, 6:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Slugs are oen of my nightmares but look at this beautiful thing. tres chic! www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...

1/9/2025, 6:10:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

lol i was gonna say, how are you getting away with that cliffhanger? so sweet, thanks for sharing.

1/9/2025, 5:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Bardsley (@kenbar.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 10:19:35 AM | 33585 7811 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

genuinely nice people competing and being judged by more nice people

1/9/2025, 4:45:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beth (@thisbethlife.bsky.social) reposted

I’m going to ask my 8yo if she wants this labubu

1/9/2025, 3:10:11 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

"He might be dead" isn't even that wild of a theory. a wild theory would be "what if he had a stroke which fried the parts of his brain that make him a stupid evil piece of shit and now he has to figure out how to navigate his existence with a conscience and the knowledge of everything he's done"

1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 742 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

babysitter and i was so bad at it. i'd call my mom when the baby started crying and she would take over til the baby went back to sleep. dumb baby.

1/9/2025, 4:07:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

shoot fireworks at some ICE agents

1/9/2025, 4:05:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

if you haven't done it, i highly recommend the guided tour with the Año Nuevo staff. you walk around in the dunes, creeping up on elephant seal pods (from a safe distance). it's educational and fun.

1/9/2025, 3:43:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm sorry i missed this! i would have joined if i knew! 😂 (my older sister worked in a theme bar in LA where she had to wear a skimpy outfit and hell yes did i get her a framed coyote ugly movie poster)

1/9/2025, 5:45:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Neat. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...

31/8/2025, 6:19:47 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

ngl i'd pay extra for that shit

31/8/2025, 4:40:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm donating ammo ope!

31/8/2025, 6:10:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

just saw RFK jr running into the white house with a whole bunch of horse dewormer

30/8/2025, 5:44:37 AM | 426 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I tried to catch fish but... 🤣

31/8/2025, 5:16:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking good today, Waves! 😘

31/8/2025, 5:13:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Went out on the kayak today. Didn't take many pics. Didn't catch any fish. Just got some sun.

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31/8/2025, 3:26:31 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Too far, elf friend

31/8/2025, 3:21:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Sukiyaki?

31/8/2025, 1:41:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome back, crystal pepsi!

30/8/2025, 11:34:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Kamei?

30/8/2025, 11:20:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

Setting aside the incredibly awkward attempt to be cutting, this is a good example of how the media’s (and by extension liberals’) obsession with jerking off Gavin Newsom is blinding them to other leaders at all levels — Pritzker, Dugan, Lander, Baraka, McIver, Padilla — actually stepping up.

30/8/2025, 4:02:41 AM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted

"did you hear the news?" 🪶

Two Pelicans in the middle of a mating ritual , the one on the left has beak open and the one in the right as a feather
30/8/2025, 3:54:17 AM | 133 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leslie Liberty (@hotskillet.bsky.social) reposted

Advice for tonight. Live like a ‘flying brown bomber’ (my dad calls him that). Labor your day however you see fit. For you. Chase happiness however you can find it. #flyingwiener

A sweet potato dachshund flying through the air with his tiny legs tucked in.
30/8/2025, 1:36:18 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

all the "lol" and "!" apparently can't make you seem politically literate. i'm embarrassed for you.

30/8/2025, 1:23:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

it's like you don't understand how successful the R's were at making Trump and his monster mash seem appealing. i get it, you want to make money selling ugly rage-resist t-shirts. just say that.

30/8/2025, 1:22:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't hate him. he's a rich kid funded by the gettys early in his career, no reason to assume he isn't still. he's known to be sleazy. yes, handsome and i do love the trolling that his young, latina social media manager is doing. platforming 100% makes nazis more relatable to stupid people.

30/8/2025, 1:20:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue-No-Matter-Who Dems are incapable of being swayed with common sense observations. I've seen him evolve, up close, into whatever party donors think is best. He can platform nazis and throw trans folks under the bus and you keep drinking it up.

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29/8/2025, 6:57:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

it's like you haven't been paying attention lately...

29/8/2025, 3:34:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

1980's hungarian olympic gymnast's calves, if you will

29/8/2025, 3:30:36 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

mark, please. not right now sweetie. the grownups are talking.

29/8/2025, 3:25:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Padraig2112 (@isomorphism.net) reposted

Real shot/chaser moment here

Mike Johnson lying about Chicago Mike Johnson mad about Newsom telling the truth about Louisiana
29/8/2025, 3:03:18 PM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol

29/8/2025, 5:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot man, unfortunate haircut

29/8/2025, 4:57:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

So glad you liked it!

29/8/2025, 3:04:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither! It's weirdly enjoyable and not relevant to the sad news of the past few days

28/8/2025, 11:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Convenience. Portability.

28/8/2025, 11:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

You're gross. Good luck, dirty bird.

28/8/2025, 5:31:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) (@moriamarmalade.bsky.social) reposted

Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's The Silmarillion

27/8/2025, 6:28:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli (@banditelli.org) reposted

Dive into the sunset. 11 shots, edited in lightroom, stacked in photoshop. Background stacked individually from 6 shots, slight bend in the horizon due to the stacking. #birds

11 shots of a a pelican diving right before sunset on a golden scene
27/8/2025, 5:43:31 AM | 854 191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

so fucked up that i snorted at that!

27/8/2025, 3:06:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

what the fucking fuck mannnn

27/8/2025, 3:03:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm gonna have this song in my head allllll day and that's ok 😂

27/8/2025, 2:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

so fucking good

27/8/2025, 2:55:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

oh play it with the sound on! i've never seen the video. this is so good.

27/8/2025, 2:54:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

whew, that convo was a mess! else has some issues, huh. defending woody allen? not today, satan.

27/8/2025, 2:52:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

a storm is coming

27/8/2025, 1:25:23 PM | 469 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted

lolololol www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

27/8/2025, 1:26:23 PM | 289 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

27/8/2025, 1:00:30 AM | 13801 1540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted

Man, bsky really is playing all the hits today in terms of only really having five discourses where everyone progressively makes themselves more insane because they’re arguing with air and nothing changes

26/8/2025, 9:48:54 PM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Respectfully

26/8/2025, 4:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

no one chasing teeny tiny stick boys

26/8/2025, 2:17:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Ice Agents Give Bad Head

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25/8/2025, 12:20:05 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

lol seriously

24/8/2025, 8:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan ain't Q (@danaintq.bsky.social) reposted

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

24/8/2025, 2:53:09 PM | 31701 4650 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * irregardless * supposably * I hope this email finds you well * adulting * cringe * utilize

24/8/2025, 5:52:37 PM | 129 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

mine was a 213 number, the OG LA area code

24/8/2025, 6:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks normal naomi

24/8/2025, 6:20:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Naomi Klein (@naomiaklein.bsky.social) reposted

Extraordinary piece from @simonerzim.bsky.social - searching, tough, honest and with all the receipts. Please share it with anyone you think is ready for a reckoning. The genocide is not only ongoing but accelerating and expanding, this is urgent.

24/8/2025, 6:14:35 PM | 298 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Yep

24/8/2025, 5:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaryJo (@caryjo.bsky.social) reposted

Can anyone help my friend?

24/8/2025, 1:45:49 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

OH! huh what a dick

23/8/2025, 10:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

someone tell me, a sweet summer child, what are NPCs? i'm serious

23/8/2025, 10:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

i don't follow (what does @cait.bsky.social call him, "billy pencils" or something) but every once in a while, someone puts him in my timeline and i'm forced to agree with him and it kill me lol even a broken clock...yadda yadda

23/8/2025, 10:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe not even all the time! Sometimes I'm just dreading the conversation. I just need the cut really badly 😆

23/8/2025, 6:34:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

I need this. Show them a picture then noodle around on my phone til she's done

23/8/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! I was wondering about something like this... It could be really handy! would you use it at your salon?

23/8/2025, 3:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

so bummed when my last stylist moved to a commune in the boonies (!) new stylist, cuts are good but the forced conversation is just so awkward. i realize i sound like an asshole. poor stylist probably doesn't want to talk to me either lol

23/8/2025, 3:06:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

I wish there was a silent haircut option. I don't really want to talk about someone's snowboarding whiz kid anymore. Or rehash a conversation that we had 6 weeks ago that the salon kept notes on in the reservation system from last time.

23/8/2025, 2:55:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

don't hold your breath. it probably inspired him to go home and beat his wife.

23/8/2025, 5:10:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Temaki Party!

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23/8/2025, 3:43:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen (@stephenthen.bsky.social) reposted

San Francisco is uninhabitable west of Stanyan. A Hoth-like land of cold and darkness. Cut open a tauntaun and take refuge.

23/8/2025, 3:02:50 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot amen

22/8/2025, 8:15:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that too much to ask

21/8/2025, 2:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

I'm still in bed hoping for an earthquake or mass power outage or anything so I can just stay here

21/8/2025, 2:41:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

LOL good! If only the Wizard TERF would go next...

21/8/2025, 2:36:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Bonkers that Zuck makes college dropouts look bad

21/8/2025, 6:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

I love that the Target in East Palo Alto shut down and a huge Korean market is opening in its place. The Mexican market and the Rack in the same shopping center are doing just fine. 😎

20/8/2025, 3:47:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

she's prettier than she used to be but seems to have gotten wayyyy dumber

20/8/2025, 3:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Auffrey (@richardpf.bsky.social) reposted

During the time of Cleopatra, in ancient Egypt, if a baby had teething problems, what was the solution? “The standard cure was to feed the child a fried mouse.” —Cleopatra: A Life by Stacy Schiff

20/8/2025, 2:31:35 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

and i just got that damn song outta my head!

20/8/2025, 2:59:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

In case you missed the GAP/Katseye response to the American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney ad 🔥🔥🔥

20/8/2025, 4:33:14 AM | 4343 1081 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Is this man my new crush?

20/8/2025, 2:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Waterman (@waterman.bsky.social) reposted

My kid sent this to me and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to unhear it.

20/8/2025, 1:06:30 PM | 413 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

baby got brick

20/8/2025, 2:42:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

Bretbug, Wyd???

20/8/2025, 2:23:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture THE CITY (@thecity.nyc) reposted

“Send our friends in Washington a message — it is working,” Gov. Hochul said of the vehicle tolls.

20/8/2025, 12:36:02 PM | 104 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

20/8/2025, 12:49:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social)

That's the stuff, Kira! 😆

19/8/2025, 10:59:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, pretty inaccurate claim by the OP. Weird

19/8/2025, 10:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture OrneryPiglett (@ornerypiglett.bsky.social) reply parent

You owe us a pretty picture of rolling green hills. Maybe a wooden fence, a cow or two.

19/8/2025, 10:53:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view