She wit you for the same reason you with her

Thick turn her on

She making kale and salmon for herself but hella frijoles and steak For you

She sabotaging your progress for her delight

The snacks you like start showing up all around you

Son she into it

It’s not your personality… it’s her preference

She stand in front of you in pictures … defending the land

Meanwhile you in the relationship looking like a right tackle

IT TURN HER ON!!!!!

Lmfaoooo

Baby I love you for you.. and the ability to stop the Pepsi Blitz.

It sucks that you can't just be as you are. Getting shit for your weight is bad, but someone sabotaging you isn't good either.

He's having fun and so are we!

I know he is. I'm just making a general statement about how people are treated when they are perceived to be overweight or underweight. When i was underweight i got shit all the time about how I should eat more. Now that I'm overweight after having kids I get told to put down the ding dongs.

I hear you! I had a bigger belly this spring than before and talked myself into thinking it was menopause, turns out in July I had a large ovarian cancer tumor removed. Between that and the wasting people are complimentary of my new "look".

Wow. People suck. I hope it's in remission and it stays that way.

Thanks, starting chemo in a week or so to hope it stays that way but ovarian cancer is tricky. Hope you are doing well too and that your kids are well.

Baby this was a joke…

I'm SCREAMIN

Whatever, we're both about to fart each other off the couch.

In a way that's beautiful

Brother, PLEASE get some help 😭😭

She thick. I’m thick. Let’s be thick together.

Howlin' Wolf sang 300 Pounds of Joy and Built for Comfort. He knew.

Oh no

She said, “Sorry if you feel objectified”

When I tell you that you should just eat your food and look pretty? Don't argue baby.

no one chasing teeny tiny stick boys