I have worked at a bunch of different jobs, and I have never heard an actual working person wish for fewer holidays from work. And he probably thinks that American workers get every bank holiday as a day off work.
I have worked at a bunch of different jobs, and I have never heard an actual working person wish for fewer holidays from work. And he probably thinks that American workers get every bank holiday as a day off work.
I don’t wanna jump the gun so we’re starting the morning with a cautiously optimistic espresso martini.
The warfighters in DC got the trash picked up, now time to mulch.
We can't help ourselves...
Now do the White House! 😏
Most people are just trying to do their best on a daily basis.
If the big thing happens tonight, I hope a friend calls me to wake me up
Y'know, we wouldn't be having this shared moment of complete insanity if that kid hadn't missed before, and there's something really special about that.
It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead
plz
It’s in situations like this where as an atheist, I really do envy those of you who believe there is a solemn and fair judgment in the afterlife…
Ghoul Bluesky has the whiff of classic Twitter.
I love you all but I refuse to get my hopes up, the universe is simply not that nice to us
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
You won the Internet today😂
the audacity of this hope, i tell you hwat
In part it's releasing some of the tension, a little community "god it'll be good, won't it be good" and even if it isn't the time, it's preparing for the inevitability when it actually happens. If he's alive, it's a fuck you we all want you dead. If he's dead, fuck it we party.
we've decided to manifest it don't ruin it dude
I needed to hear that 😂🤞
Most people think wishes are fanciful, but when 8 billion people wish for the same thing there's at least a minor ripple in the real world.
basically all of the above + the obvious signs of terrible health over the last year + i mean christ we need a win
Do you know if other sites are talking about it?
So, if it’s not true, we deserve a photo like this mocking our morbid speculation
Tom,every time, I already have the person blocked 😂
Every f'ing day.
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
Dude if he dies before Biden lmao
We're just hoping. We want this collective nightmare to end.
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Honestly love that the vibe here on a late Friday night going into the last weekend of summer is “gosh I really hope he’s dead, we’re gonna throw one hell of a party”
Thanks for sharing this. It's the first time I've heard your story.
I love local news
It never happens with GOP, but too damn often in our party folks try to build themselves up by tearing Dems down. You can demand better from us without pissing all over the house we’ve built together. I’m sick of it. If you make a name for yourself by trashing the party, I’m calling you out.
It is less a mass deportation regime as it is a mass kidnapping and indefinite detention regime
Did you increase your spending last month? No? Me neither. That isn't anecdotal. The underlying numbers don't support this. The source here is the commerce department. I no longer trust the numbers coming out of this regime. I call bullshit! www.cnbc.com/2025/08/28/u...
I will never forget.
If what we hope will happen ever happens, we'll watch as many, many people in the world of politics, overnight, go on to pretend they were always against what preceded it. This era has been a highly effective acid test for character. Take notes now, so that you don't forget in the future.
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Just another reason to keep giving Netflix my money.
there's a very simple reason why conservative influencers source their blanks from abroad: pursuance of self-interest and profit maximization are considered virtues in their worldview. supporting US manufacturing would be like supporting welfare.
regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap
Yes and I’m one of the world’s foremost professional basketball players.
it shouldn't be easier to get a gun in America than the covid vaccine
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Joni Ernst not running for reelection for #IASen is a massive opportunity for Democrats. Senators typically only do this when they feel they cannot win or the race will be so competitive, they don't want to do the work. Dems need four seats to retake the majority. Iowa can be one of those seats.
How it started How it’s going @SenJoniErnst edition
The next days and months and years will demand from all of us great courage — and solidarity. Be prepared.
the maga cult will not follow him. he is utterly devoid of rizz.
Lots of right-wing political pastors and charlatans about to get rich from FEMA money.
“Do you guys feel bad about what you’re doing? Don’t you f*cking hate yourselves?”
It's building, people have had enough of watching people kidnapped by masked goons off our streets, out of our FIRE FIGHTERS, our farm workers, our teachers, friends, neighbors, families. This is America, we will NOT stand for tyranny that our forefathers fought!
Living a moral life in an age of bullies requires collective action; it cannot be done alone. Each of us must organize and participate in a vast network of moral resistance. From this solidarity we will grow stronger. This is what our current moment requires.
So not only do churches NOT have to pay taxes, they're going to get YOUR tax dollars to boot. This seems like oh, I don't know, government establishing a religion in violation of the First Amendment?
Excellent question.
Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Okay I'm gonna say it: it's really weird for large for-profit conventions to have "volunteer" staff. Fan-run cons do that because they're non-profits and no one is getting meaningfully paid. Professional cons are businesses and businesses need to pay for labor.
Same
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.
📌 Scientists are not in the business of advancing missions antithetical to public health. ✊🏼
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
It’s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee America’s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.
There’s a reason Dr. King's historic 1963 rally was called “The March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom.” As he warned the nation, "We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor." Real freedom requires economic freedom for all.
Oh, trust me.
You have to start to wonder if the interior decorator is actually trolling him.
Too many people think the rich deserve to hoard all the money no matter how much it hurts society. Money is designed to move around the economy, its the oil in the machine. If the oils stuck in one spot the machine will seize up & no longer function. People hoarding wealth hurt the economy. #Auspol
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
"Maybe someone whose child is alive today can explain to Director Patel that doing pullups has nothing to do with the FBI’s mission and that instead of going all-in on the 'Hegseth/Kennedy challenge' the FBI is supposed to be all-in on counterterrorism."
Anyone who looks at America in 2025 and thinks, "maybe we can fix this by throwing trans people under the bus" 1) doesn't have the brains to understand what's going on or how we got here 2) doesn't have the stomach for any of the fights ahead and 3) is vice signaling to their MAGA friends.
Thousands of DC residents chanting “fuck Jeff Bezos” outside of the P Street Whole Foods
It carries a pretty stiff penalty for a misdemeanor: a fine (doesn’t say min/max amount) or a year in prison. Damn. Looks like 6 months is the standard, but still…seems excessive. I hope that CBP agent feels like the little bitch he is. I’m #teamsandwichguy!
I hate the people of this regime more than I ever thought I could hate anybody.
How are we going to wait until the midterms to try to put a stop to this insanity? It’s only been 7 months, and look where we are.
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
Will wonders never cease?
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
An act like this might seem insignificant, but together with many other small acts will make a big difference!! #Fukthatguy
CDC staff are walking out for all of us.
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
It's possible ... hear me out, here …. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale
I will start to believe that Newsom has a real shot at the nomination no sooner than when ppl start spelling his last name correctly.
Or... the side he painted is not the side people are climbing, at least not yet.
Every FoxNews viewer: Good enough for me!
“It’s only gonna get worse if we don’t do something to stop it… it scares the crap out of me…” - Bolton neighbor in a “Trump is a national disgrace” t-shirt
I'm curious if the republicans think that because of Trump or because of imaginary voter fraud. Big difference.
"Garland’s protection of the DOJ did nothing but preserve that institution long enough for Trump to return to power and weaponize it against political opponents. It was a profound failure that our democracy will be lucky to recover from."
Wow. That is such an incredibly tone-deaf statement. Where have you all been the past month when Republicans in Texas were plotting to steal the 2026 election at Trump’s direction? It sounds like you want Democrats to be a doormat for Republicans yet again.
Finally got around to watching Sinners... Wow wow wow wow damn it was amazing 🤩
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He totally gets it. His job is to lie.
Yes — donations go to The Election Rigging Response Act… I donated this morning and double checked when doing so. Anyone who can chip in should do so. The opposition already hit us with fliers in mailboxes yesterday. They are all over it. Let’s do this!! 🔥
Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where one party claims, with media and public support, the mantle of being the ‘tough on crime’ party while its leader openly calls for convicted criminals to be released from prison ‘or else’?
I just started coughing because I laughed so hard.
Can he get my grandma on the line? I have some questions about a recipe.
This isn’t quite accurate. It’s not that they aren’t going to pursue charges against people who are carrying rifles or shotguns in DC. It’s that they aren’t going to pursue charges against WHITE people who are carrying rifles or shotguns in DC.
Doug Holst 