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put your kid on the fucking bus this shit is so stupid
RIP Gary Burbank. What an incredible talent. Good barbecue too www.wvxu.org/media/2025-0...
unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, I mean hole
I had about ten swallowtail butterfly caterpillars on the fennel plant in the garden last week. I couldn't find any of the chrysalis until yesterday this one on a red celosia stood out. It was already empty when I checked today
Tell the IRS that we all love direct file (and that Intuit/Turbo Tax's lobbists can go pound salt)
Glad to see Schumer is doing this, but I have a hard time believing that it's unprecedented. Tuberville's bullshit was very recent and then there's the whole McConnell project going back to 2009
I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo. He's a WWII vet who listens to Beyoncé and hates Trump.
so I said "it sounds like you are just feeding frogs to the scorpion" and his lawyer started cry-laughing (getting paid no matter what)
President Gore would have prevented 9/11. Maybe someday I'll elaborate, but I'll leave it at that
Being off of Bluesky may be the best thing for the collective welfare of Mississippi. There's a lot of negative stuff on this site. It's better to just think about good times, like Brett Favre's playing days at Southern Miss. For more on this, please Google "Brett Favre Mississippi Welfare"
I'm assuming the record holder is Eve online, which only a few years ago went away from a daily server restart schedule
the reason that the right believes that the left is entirely astroturf funded by USAID and USIP is that this is how their own institutions work
"I'm here you fuckaas bitch"
Here's a direct link from an earlier thread: bsky.app/profile/miel...
Two more women murdered by the Texas GOP interactives.dallasnews.com/2025/texas-a...
Folks, where we're going- they're saying one's ever been there before. And you know what? You know what? I shouldn't say it. Should I say it? Where we're going you don't need eyes to see.
Squid pro quo, Clarice
out there hunting for crab farts
Tim Tebow can hold the baby and crash into the line for a few yards, sure, but can he throw the baby far enough on third and long?
fuck that fucking doctor "go out tonight and see a great clown" fuck you that man needed antidepressants
Do we have anybody like this?
my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins
Jeff Gold BLOOM, what does Jeff Goldblum want? www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2bC...
Critical support to Mx. Theirogis (sorry to dox)
Polyphemus moth came to visit on Friday. The big eyes are obscured by the overlapping wings on the top view. This guy is huge, easily 6 inches across.
They waited *more than an hour* to enter the Hortman home after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway Unbelievably tragic & heartbreaking And, of course, they publicly congratulated themselves on a great, lifesaving police response when they’d let a lawmaker bleed out. Uvalde is everywhere
almost every IDF unit is accompanied by forcibly conscripted Palestinian slaves whose job it is to get murdered by booby traps www.haaretz.com/opinion/2025...
What is left to say? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
it may be a moat in her eye, but what if the other side had beams
This is just a rehashing of "spheres of influence", an idea that was worn out more than a century ago.
Those thick ass eyebrows should have been a clue about his wizarding prowess
Basically the same here. Shout out to fark for never trying to pivot to video
I need a hand everyone. These 3 showed up in June with no mom, and I'm fostering them now. However, the one I'm holding in the pic needs its leg amputated. Between that, the first shots, getting them fixed etc it's expensive. Any help would be appreciated. I put my info in a pic
You can shear a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once.
Trump's derangement over Obama's peace prize is one of those things that has obviously eaten at him for a long time. (Going back to before the famous WH correspondents dinner) I hope he never gets one and dies mad about it.
one of the bummers about being an atheist is being denied the satisfaction of knowing that these people will roast in hell for eternity
I public records requested every text and email to/from evert state legislator that included the word “Rooster” between Jan. 6 and May 16. The results were hilariously insightful. www.rooster.info/p/rooster-pu...
Bricked Up (bought cream cheese for my bagels)
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
Women used to go dance and flash all the time at one of our old local jails. A lot easier to do at a city jail than a more isolated prison
here's a fact: Glenn Kessler is politically conservative, heir to not one but two large fortunes, absolutely despises Bernie Sanders, and frequently gets confused and/or lies about elementary statistics
It's a real stain on Obama that Rahm has had the national profile that he does. His job description back then should have been "devil on Barack's shoulder whispering evil in his ear" instead of CoS
Isn't melugin the guy who was blaring the tampon in a cop's drink from starbucks hoax way back when
So many bangers from that one though bsky.app/profile/jont...
Happy Fourth of July.
mark zuckerberg: “mr president i know we initially got off on the wrong foot but i think we can truly work together” trump: “NARC SCHMUCKERBERG”
In WarGames with John Spencer
if John Spencer had launched those nukes, there could have a been a Blues Explosion. He really saved us all that day
This is the direct consequence of no senior officials, let alone GWB, paying any legal, personal, or professional price at all for torture & Abu Ghraib two decades ago. Our polity completely fails at elite accountability, and so here we are, on the doorstep of full-on fascism.
The Trump administration is currently holding hostage nearly $7B in federal funding for K-12 schools--funding that was supposed to be distributed yesterday. They've stolen $80M from Wisconsin students and teachers alone. How much have they stolen from your state? www.edweek.org/policy-polit...
Oh, so now the tough republican "daddy trump" is helpless without Ma
I'd guess that the percentage of uncommitted primary voters that still voted Harris in the general is astronomically high, wonder if anyone tried to poll this.
War Thunder was feeling left out again I guess ukdefencejournal.org.uk/classified-d...
NANOHARASSMENTS, SON
the takeaway from iran is that while trump clearly always wanted to bomb iran, he didn't go for it until the israelis had already proved it was safe. he is, as ever, a bully--which is to say, a coward
This is an unconstitutional act of war taken by a rogue president. You have a duty as a member of congress here, and it's not this mealy mouthed diplomatic statement about iran
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
there was a concerted elite effort over the past five years to make America as bigoted as possible, conducted so openly that Chris Rufo was simultaneously tweeting "i am going to be lying about this subject" and being quoted on the precise subject he declared that he was lying about in the NYT
Fun fact, it was never lowered to blue or green. This ran from 2002-2011 and would get covered by the news
Oh good it isn’t happening then
Elon haters can laugh all they want but these rockets are successfully completing their unscheduled disassembly more and more rapidly each time
This new speedrun world record any% is simply more proof that elon is the greatest gamer ev (a chunk of space debris falls on my house, killing me instantly)
His entire life was political extremism, wtf.
Oh no I have been checkmated
Finally some more aesthetic Thaddeus Stevens content
A: "I'm staying at the office late tonight, we are ordering a ton of pizzas" B: "Oh is it game night?" A: "Better. It's game *theory* night"
pedocon theory true
This shit does not look good on paper.jpg
I don't need to hear another word from anyone defending the NYT ever again and I have to assume the talented reporters and writers employed there will understand. This is Jenny McCarthy shit. Shameful and pathetic. Both sidesing scientists vs the stupidest people on earth. National Enquirer shit.
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
Counterpoint: you actually did vote to deport moms. What part of “mass deportations now” did you not understand?
I have no gork and I must yeh
Jane Kelly was hunkered down in full cover and that ALIEN invader shot her anyway. A 3% crit! What are you going to do about the crimes of these Sectoids, Mr. President?
It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
did you guys all already know about pesapallo?
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
Elder's also the "will tell you unsolicited that they went there" high school
Time for a little late dinner
New Yorkers need to be careful in dangerous cities like Carmel, IN fox59.com/news/indycri...
one thing about the coverage of J6 and how its settled into our public memory is that is basically exclusively focuses on the mob and the attack on congress, which was a crime in and of itself but honestly pales in comparison to the coordinated attempt to abrogate the constitution that was happening
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
Well I didn't end any innocent lives yesterday and focus the media away from the IDF shooting at a couple dozen diplomats, so I think it's better than the alternative you seem to enjoy. Here's a group that seems to agree with me btw. bsky.app/profile/rev-...
What's helpful is acknowledging the humanity of other people and not making excuses for continuing the cycle of death in a mirror of the worst Kahanists and settlers. You will have to learn how to give grace and dignity to every human being. You, yes you, personally need to fix your heart.
"You shouldn't complain about the murder of innocents, it doesn't help prevent the murder of other innocents" Maybe if this killer knew their actions were unhelpful by seeing complaints about other unhelpful actions they wouldn't have gone out and killed some other people.
What if we kissed at the Naha city crab shrine
Thanks for reminding me that there's an entire feed for this forgot that I had subscribed bsky.app/profile/did:...
Rules Based International Order, Except for Our Friend, who is actually just a lil guy a lil birthday boy (nuclear armed regional power)
Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:
I agree with you, everyone else is way outside of the norm here
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