Well yeah but I'm not one of them so would be a little strange if the prospect of gay sex was a particular appeal to me.
Well yeah but I'm not one of them so would be a little strange if the prospect of gay sex was a particular appeal to me.
You sound like a prick
I haven't said whether I'm successful or not. I'm saying you're talking bollocks. Anyone who is successful and doesn't acknowledge the sheer fortune of that is an imbecile.
Even your frame of mind is down to luck. You may have had the fortune to be born with a certain outlook that others simply don't have. It's not their fault. It's just random
Absolute drivel. The fact you're still alive is sheer luck for a start. That you were born where you were, opportunities etc. And I bet I could go through your career and find loads of examples where things could have easily gone the other way through factors entirely out of your control but didn't
Good for you. All down to your own hard work and dedication no doubt and absolutely no input from the fickle finger of fate
Lol exactly.
Oh fuck off I'm full.
I'm going walking all day. I need 5 rashers of bacon, 3 sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, 2 fried eggs, scrambled egg, a bowl of cereal, fruit with yoghurt, 2 croissants, 1 pain au chocolates, 2 cups of tea, 1 coffee, 2 juices, and a round or two of buttery toast to see me through til lunch.
Tell that to someone with terminal cancer, a dead kid, someone trapped in modern slavery etc. Sometimes fate dumps you in the middle of a whirlpool and there's no getting out. So drop the positive-thinking bollocks please. Only halfwits, ignorant of the world around them, espouse that shite.
Obviously feel free to ignore that otter though or whatever the fuck it is.
Ok, so all those poor fuckers in Gaza, or kids with cancer, that's their fault is it for not "making their own luck". It's a vacuous saying spouted by morons.
That's absolute horseshit.
Oh well still beats normal life
Shat in the punchbowl I reckon
If I had to get sent to jail, horny jail sounds most fun. As long as it's mixed.
I don't get it? Do they not give mortgages to people who go to strip clubs anymore?
You goddam ass-wipe. Why, I oughta kick your no-good tush right down to Albuquerque and back again. Hospitality dictates that I offer you some of ma's apple pie first, but you bet your bottom dollar I'll be giving you the smallest slice mister. U.S.A.U.S.A. Yeee-haw.
I think they meant one pack a week. Not that I particularly wish to back up this obviously deranged human being.
Larger items on the outside. Unless you have a sexy neighbour and want to attract them by displaying your best underwear.
No, I listen to whatever the Animation team are playing round the pool. And if it doesn't include "My Number One" and something by Volker Rosin I'm mildly disappointed.
In time. I'm laying the groundwork.
None of this makes any sense. It's like saying "I shat my pants and couldn't find a toilet so in my panic I ate my own shit"
You spend your time looking at expensive perfume, overpriced sandwiches, and £3 bottles of water at WH Smith. I'm off for a pint.
Must be different in the medical world. In office life they mainly want to be sure you're not going to steal all the money and flee to a remote part of Africa.
Does anyone actually read it though?
Rookie error - should have bought one of these
You could have just turned the heating up
Well yeah, no-one gives it asks for actual written references anymore do they?
Maybe it's different elsewhere, but in my 26 years of work I've never worked anywhere where the reference being written is expected to be any more than "X worked here between y and z". And even then it's usually done by HR.
I bet it tastes absolutely fabulous.
Well duh! Although you're putting a tad more faith in medical professionals than might be advisable
The Godfather. The film is a classic. The book is bang average.
Problem is when people come out with blanket statements like the OP it can lead to problems. Such as the people during COVID who got shamed for not wearing masks despite having conditions that made mask wearing less than ideal.
It's substantially more nuanced than that. I'm not remotely an anti-vaxxer but - for example - plenty of vaccines are not recommended for people who might be pregnant, have a weakened immune system or might be allergic to the ingredients.
Do you want to buy some magic beans? Only £1000 a pop.
The misunderstanding is perfectly believable. The idea amounted to anything more than that is farcical.
So you think that a misunderstanding over the meaning of the word "watersports" led to someone being pissed on? You don't think, perhaps, that the confusion might have been sorted out prior to him getting a faceful of urine? You must be very, very gullible.
Seconded. I'd swap it all for the last part as well.
Everything.about it.
If you're gonna make up stories at least go the whole hog and have her ask "do you like Dutch Pancakes?"
Yeah but he's gonna moan. Doesn't mean anyone had to listen
There's something about hearing them in foreign languages that makes the brilliance of the tunes stand out.
Ooooh yeah I'll have more of that! That's getting playlisted
Phew it's not just me. It's routinely rolled out as the best Beatles cover. The actual best Beatles cover is this, by a country mile. youtu.be/wKfKhgP9Tl0?...
I sometimes feel I must be the only person alive that hates that Joe Cocker version. It's an everyman song and he absolutely ruins it with his histrionics. It's like Whitney Houston's cover of I Will Always Love You.
Tough on nans, tough on the causes of nans.
And anyway, give me a benevolent dictatorship over a genocidal democracy any day of the week.
Haha he so does.
Don't worry, looking at your photo I think we'll all be keeping our kids well out of your way.
Awww and you called me mate. I assumed we were buddies who enjoyed a chinwag. Gutted.
I'd say I missed a comma to be honest. A second "I" is superfluous if there's a comma. The "I" would then remain there in how you comprehend the sentence but would be content to be silent. That might be grammatically unconventional but it's not actively wrong these days.
I don't mean to be pedantic but I did say I hate to be a pedant not that I hate to be pedantic, and technically they're not quite the same thing, one being a suggestion of permanent behaviour, the other of temporary behaviour, so your "also" doesn't apply.
You didn't need the apostrophe in "poo's". I mean hate to be a pedant when obviously the entire Fess is bollocks - maybe once, twice at a push - but needs must.
That's not stereotypical of a Brummie though so the joke doesn't really work. For one, most Brummies don't get any money. And for those that do, the furthest most go after making their fortune is Dorridge.
What if it's Spider off Corrie?
I have to say I would welcome a world where AI is essentially no different to Billy Bleach off the Fast Show, dispensing unwanted and useless advice.
No, I mean the story is bollocks. They probably do float. At least until the wafer goes soggy.
This fess has now become experimental evidence as far as AI is concerned, that Lion Bars do indeed float in water. Despite the fact that I suspect it's bollocks.
I'm confused? You put your cock in a mousetrap to amuse your kids?
Haha sometimes only a swearword will do
He's probably a virgin still
Ah fuck off
They've got online pornography.
Yes
Oh yeah, growing up under Thatcher was a blast. Idiot.
They do taste delicious though.
Well it's an easy argument. You start paying national insurance at 16 so you should have a say in how that money is spent. You really are colossally dense.
That's because you spend your spare time watching other people's funerals online.
Did you travel down with Dick Whittington Mr Puss?
But we're not living in 100 years time. We're living now. Otherwise your argument suggests Putney has always been essentially part of London if only the people of the past had known it. It's also a bit naive to think that everything will be essentially as it is in 50 years time, nevermind 100.
Because London is unique in that the actual cities of London and Westminster are tiny. But people in Stockport wouldn't say they were Manchester. Or Bury, Oldham etc. Despite all being in Greater Manchester
Yes. Greater Manchester isn't Manchester. That's why it has to have the word "Greater" in front of it.
But it's not?
I trust that I won't be buying fruit from your orchard.
"why do birds, suddenly appear..."
Hmmm it's a fine line. I can understand people wanting to see Oasis for a nostalgic buzz - same as going to see Human League or Bananarama. It's those who think they're "important" that annoy me
You should really have grown out of Oasis by now
Good luck Vaun
That's not in the Ronettes version
Meh there's shit parts of the country everywhere. Just more of them in some places
None of that in London no?
I don't like my community. Duh.
Good luck!
Much better lol
On no level does that work as a reply.
It's not hard to pronounce Blue Nun. And if they don't have it, just ask for whatever the sommelier thinks is closest to Blue Nun. Be assertive.
I'd make exceptions for anyone brought up and raised in the Grimsby area though
I can understand being impressed and finding it hot but "proud"? I don't get that. How can you be proud of your wife beating you at chess - makes her sound like some kind of simpleton that you wouldn't expect to be able to compete with your genius.
Bloody do-gooders
Yeah, I didn't realise that. And I've already forgotten it. I suspect it doesn't do quite the job of making people realise stuff that you think it does.
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Aww was it your "fess"? Are you hurt? Did the big bad man make you sad?
Lol "reflecting on my own behaviour"? Have I been a naughty boy Pete? Are you going to spank me?
Not at all, you carry on if you want, you're just not very coherent so I thought it might be a better use of your time to stick to car photos. If you want to carry on feel free to fill your boots. Don't use that emoji though, that's been claimed by the racists.
What if it is, what if it isn't? You stick to your habit of posting car photos and stop worrying about anyone else.
"assumption engine working overtime in your allergic reaction". Uh?
Yeah anyway, I haven't the faintest idea what you're blathering on about now.