paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, a dude whose ideal gf is this pic (it's because she could destroy me or worse at any time): YES.
I have no idea why so many people follow me. Maybe I should start a cult to the Great Old Ones or something.
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Me, a dude whose ideal gf is this pic (it's because she could destroy me or worse at any time): YES.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
I fail to see his point since everyone knows that anyhow. Never cared much for the Fantastic 4 anyway; most other superheroes and teams seemed cooler. (Also Reed is actually a villain and I will die on that hill)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Motherfuckin' Vladidimir Harkonnen lookalike hack shill. You make two good movies three decades ago and you think that makes you hot shit. Well fuck you you failed attempt at human-orangutan hybridization.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...Why am I reminded of Drowned Ophelia from Brütal Legend (BEST. VIDEO GAME. SOUNDTRACK. EVER. Fight me).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I mean, he is living proof of the first part of his statement. His conclusion is still beyond imbecilic of course.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that sounds like a fun time.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social)
RIP Graham Greene. So long, legend. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL. The classic "if this person lies, those who say the opposite MUST say the truth so I'll follow them blindly". Bullshit binary Manichean thinking like that of religious tribalists. Too desperate to hjang onto SOME belief that you can't fathom BOTH sides can lie or be truthful as is convenient.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the most aggressively 80s art I've seen in quite some time. Nice.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL. Probably gonna watch if I have time, but people have been doing the same whitewashing jobs on those Nazis you like to blame everything on (TBF they were that awful) and I didn't believe those either. Next thing you know you'll be trying to tell me Trotsky was the devil himself for opposing him.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno why but your Anaïs drawings give me Tom of Finland vibes. Probably the leather.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Get potatoes and Lada like all who help for contribute Glorious Russian Meat Cube!
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh, well okay then. Seems more to not understand what being Zionist entails but still bad. That said Republicans have historically been even more Zionist than Dems and still are, ironically both fed into and kept in check by their antisemitism, and still are under Trump.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...That is such a cool bit of trivia.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Very much so.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp. Take care and godspeed. (Am atheist, I just like the expression)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
So basically about why we need feminism, then. I think.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes sense to me (from what little I remember being told about both works by a friend of mine who was a huge fan over 15 years ago)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
My sibling in Azathoth your name and profile pic unironically refer to one of the worst monsters ever misbegotten by humanity, competing with Austrian Mustache Man. His mom was right that he should've stayed a priest, and I say that as an atheist with a marked dislike of religion. Sit down, skippy.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Found another Russian bot account.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Very long walk off a very short pier. With gleefully aggressive dolphins in the water (seriously they're actually kinda sociopaths - if they feel like it they will fuck you up, or worse).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Only statement authorised by him, put out by his head of security... Yeah this isn't worth the bytes it takes to show on-screen.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like this is vaguely insulting to thumbs (and maybe even syphilis). Also, they never really articulate why non-clean energy is better than clean energy, beyond vague "the economy!" non-statements, and yet the MAGAt base eats it up even if not positively impacted at all.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Found the Russian bot account.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social)
French speaker here, I'd say "maîtrise de la pisse" likely better translates to "piss mastery". YMMV on whether or not it sounds better or worse.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL, great minds think alike then.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Show me. Can't be assed to google through 4 years of statements. Still not as terrible as Trump, who even when he (purportedly) changes his mind on something in international politics is incredibly ineffectual at best (see Russia's invasion of Ukraine).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
(Except for writing someone's name correctly, LOL)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't seen his posts in a while, actually. Looks like you found it in you to make an effort on your writing skills, good for you!
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
That khopesh could be a holy/unholy weapon of the cult of Sutekh (Set). As the god of deserts, that means he also presides over how cold desert nights are (even though at night he's usually busy protecting Ra's Sun Barge from the attacks of Apep/Apophis, leaving his wife Nephthys in charge).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Lemme guess, because of that you didn't vote last US election and therefore helped Trump win. You have no high ground. Also if Biden was actually pro-zionist Bibi's regime would have escalated to the current levels long before; Trump's actual pro-zionist regime caused the current escalation.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
1- Start by learning to write proper English. It makes you sound completely unqualified. It's not even my mother tongue ffs. 2- Mocking fascism has always been a great way to diminish its appeal. Not being taken seriously makes fascists either dig themselves in deeper or crawl back in the darkness.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. Biden may not have been that good a president, but 1- his 4 years were mostly spent cleaning up Drumpf's first mandate messes (yes he could have done a better job of it), and 2- he was never actively malicious, unlike Mango Mussolini whose motto might well be "all malice, all the time".
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually if you read the Bible I'm pretty sure God forbidding good things to happen is a core tenet of his MO.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
"But she's the one who initiated it!" -Creepy choads everywhere 1- You don't know that. 2- EXTREMELY NOT THE FUCKING POINT.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
50 years ago might as well be another planet... Oh wait. www.walkfree.org/news/2025/ch...
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for him (that he got exposed for being a POS predator)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure they'd have been okay with the younger woman being black either, frankly, at least pre-revision. They were very accomodating to racists (see their refusal to approve EC's "Judgement Day"). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EC_Comi...
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the whole point. To show that nothing is as important as loyalty to the wannabe dictator, that honor, duty and service are nowhere near as valued, or even to be shunned if they get in the way of Diapered Don getting what he wants. It's to encourage those like her and demoralize the rest.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social)
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
POV: The plane is the economy and Pepe the frog is the current US regime and its simps.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair. Don't know her much (I know her by name but that's it) and haven't seen her stuff yet IIRC so I don't have an opinion on her.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Am autistic, can confirm. Unfortunately I don't have a Goldberry in my life.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
"You offer nothing but smugness"? Wow. Somebody's had an allergy to mirrors for a while.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooo! second pic got shotels! I love shotels.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Gimme the cookie. Now.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...You do know we were talking about the WHITE population of Mississippi, right?
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp. Didn't expect that. But yes.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
That vase looks so DONE with that shit.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, good ol' Tom. Always was one of my favorites.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, the Little Britain movement. With any luck, they'll discover what it means when Scotland, Northern Ireland, and even Wales leave and go back into the EU and prosper without them. A millenium of English imperialism undone by idiots. Also congrats on leaving xitter.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Preferably to Antarctica. And nowhere near any of the research stations.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, brain worms from eating undercooked roadkill.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am not trusting a man who literally has an entry as an undead monster in old-school D&D bestiaries. mojobob.com/roleplay/mon...
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not apparent. Obvious. The list of war crimes lengthens.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...You know what? Same.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
You poor thing! You should write a strongly worded letter to the 30000 worms in a skin suit that pass for RFK Jr. about this travesty.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Cute!
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social)
Those... fucking GHOULS. The bodies are barely cool and they're already spinning it in favor of a KNOWINGLY BLATANTLY ILLEGAL attempt to put trans people in camps to be poked and prodded by Mengele and Ishii wannabes. There have been TWO trans school shooters. How many non-trans shooters that makes?
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...If only I had the money. Unfortunately, am poors.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also yes. Not that a megacorp like Sony cares.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Bought it just in time.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Does nobody understand Karl Popper's paradox of tolerance anymore ffs. Also: "If there's a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, then you got a table with 11 Nazis."
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paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Am somehow reminded of Picard in the 2-part Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Chain of Command". "There are four lights!"
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish to PET this creature.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Why the latest Superman is superior to Man of Steel (even though I still liked it) in one gif.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
What, and I do mean, what in the absolute fuck I don't know the anime or the VA but fuck, you do NOT do this to people
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
IN SPAAAAACE
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp. Glad I've almost never went there in my life (seriously in my 46 years the number of times I've been there can be counted on one hand).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
That has nothing to do with the current topic.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooops! All should-be-swing states (except maybe Arkansas and Louisiana)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Few British acts of that vintage were, but they weren't openly racist as, say, Eric Clapton.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
You could have worded that differently and you know it. Those half-assed efforts to appeal to "both sides" only appeal to one - the one who will silence you soon as they get the chance (HINT, since you obviously need it: it's not the progressive side).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...So no talks of Netanyahu's own maximalist claims over Gaza and the West Bank? Yeah I can't take this seriously, especially as the Clear & Present Danger is much stronger (as in, already happening) compared to Khamenei's even if the American bombings didn't set back Iran much.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad he kinda turned reactionary curmudgeon at some point. His movies were great and so was his work with Python. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social)
This is definitely one of the best satires I've seen on either issue.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
You're Living the Dream, looks like (Also, got out of the increasingly turbofascist hellhole south of the border with some lead time which doubtless helps)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
This may or may not be relevant, but there are already two characters named snarf, both from the 80s: Snarf, the kinda-annoying lizard-cat-ewok team pet of the Thundercats, and Snarf the cowardly but clever ...zeetvah(?) adventurer of the Larry Elmore fantasy parody comic SnarfQuest.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...Dammit. Why fren shaped, then? I'd bet it actually WANTS to be frens, too, but I can't live with something that'll ruin all my clothes. I kinda need them to interact with polite neurotypical society.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
CowGIRL?! Daaayum, she ain't built like a brick house, she built like a stone castle! I pity the fool who tries anything funny. But not that much; world would be better if stupidity was painful.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Whose dumb idea was it to call them "fun" facts? The contents of the vignettes isn't racist in an of itself, so just calling them facts without the "fun" qualifier could have avoided all this. General Mills should've fired that person, not the guy who reported the problem.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Could it be their easy access to guns?🤔
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...We truly live in the dumbest timeline.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...I feel attacked by that first one.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Exactly this.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
...Your reading comprehension is poor. I talked about piracy as the solution specifically when companies don't release physical media anymore and and can remove access to digital-only titles on a whim. Which clearly isn't the case here.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, although one thing I will say: I'm very much a grognard, and most of the 5e lore changes and their implementation REALLY rub me the wrong way.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
(Also if you want Ravenloft lore I'm your guy - don't hesitate to ask here or in DMs; I just LOOOOVE to talk about my favorite D&D setting)
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair enough.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Paridon is basically Regency-era London/Paris (it's in the name😜) with a relatively large population of dread dopplegangers, so any non-outlander changeling is most likely from there; in fact the Fraternity of Shadows' Zherisia netbook hints at changelings living in hiding from both parent species.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Think I read in one of your posts it's for Curse of Strahd; as a huge Ravenloft nerd (seriously, been one for literally 30 years) if she's a demiplane native and not an outlander (and if you haven't written her whole backstory) the best Domain of origin for her is Paridon from the Zherisia Cluster.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, though ultimately I'd be highly suspicious of both.
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
As a changeling she can change it however she likes, so I just know she knowingly chose to look
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly LOL (although since DC continuity follows real life politics much less closely than Marvel there's no telling who were the presidential candidates there in 2024).
paireon.bsky.social (@paireon.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty much; IMO the Kents are the kind who've voted persistently Dem for the past several decades, and when asked by their neighbors, reply: "I mean, yeah, sure, we don't agree with all of our candidate's positions, but have you SEEN his opponent!? How could anyone vote for that!?"