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A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Freedom, joy, choice, consequence. Teneo ea quae fūror. MLDNI pronoun.is/he/him Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23 dice.camp/@palecur

created April 10, 2023

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Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

I've resorted to skulduggery when, as happens a nonzero amount of the time, there is literally no legal way to exchange currency for the thing i want to watch

3/9/2025, 12:43:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

there's a charm to a movie having committed stans; sometimes I feel Spousebot and I are the only people to understand Snyder's only actually good film (Sucker Punch)

3/9/2025, 12:33:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

"got to use a prehistoric technology (torrenting) to get the best film in the history of humanity (atomic blonde) because we can't find out which of the 999 current streaming services have this artwork." regardless of your opinion on atomic blonde, this makes a real point

3/9/2025, 12:31:21 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

that print rocks, as does the nail color. nicely done.

2/9/2025, 9:43:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

do you think they're confusing the main mag with Teen Vogue, which has been surprisingly been doing actual journalism and generally being awesome?

2/9/2025, 9:43:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

dark abundance * Destroy broken government: 👍 * Replace it with strong central authority: 🤮

2/9/2025, 6:49:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

these are all terrible fits but i guess abundance dynamism is the least bad fit, none of them really seem to have a recognizable antiauthoritarian component. a lot of 'by any means possible' language really making me not like the options on offer

2/9/2025, 6:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

lord you're bad at this

2/9/2025, 6:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

it needs at least twice as many. three times as many would be better. Europe's hardly suffering. Germany's at 6.5 times the US population density. Are you really out here claiming on god's internet that we couldn't possibly manage being a third as population-dense as Germany?

2/9/2025, 6:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure it must be. you could just...not be. That's what i do and it's worked out nicely. Advocating for fewer humans, though, is a bit of a hard sell. Very zero-sum, thanatophilic angle. can't endorse.

2/9/2025, 6:24:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

it absolutely does (on both counts)

2/9/2025, 6:20:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

slightly more than 9 times. the thing is that's far more of a marker of how severely underpopulated the us is than it is a marker of overpopulation in Japan.

2/9/2025, 6:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

that is not even a tiny bit true. Japan is 2.6 times less population dense than topeka, kansas. a tenth as dense as los Angeles. one-eightysixth as dense as manhattan. is Connecticut extremely crowded? bc they've got near identical population density

2/9/2025, 6:18:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

as with alpha wolves, the wire mother is a real powerful image that's narratively satisfying but turns out to not be a thing, yeah

2/9/2025, 6:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm still mad they banned all the porno gif accounts

2/9/2025, 5:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

Intent and likelihood are clear, and you've got some wiggle room on imminence. Not a slam dunk, but quite colorable.

2/9/2025, 4:56:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

100% protected free speech, that. Loathsome, but protected.

2/9/2025, 4:53:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

ok yeah i'm on board

2/9/2025, 4:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

rageohol addiction's a hell of a condition

2/9/2025, 4:42:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted

if you present them with evidence that women with college degrees have MORE kids and are more likely to get married (which is true) you'll be stunned to know that their views don't change

2/9/2025, 3:37:29 PM | 248 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

it's a good book gang, get it (and the two previous ones)

2/9/2025, 4:40:38 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

it's not the raw numbers so much as the demographic pyramid -- if they do go back to 1970s level population it will be a hugely different age distribution, which means societal costs for elder care and far fewer working folks, affecting tax revenue to pay for that elder care.

2/9/2025, 4:26:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

depressing how low that bar is but SK is routinely damn high on the 'worst developed nations to be a woman in' lists, so

2/9/2025, 4:25:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

to be technical, posting an unsupported and unsupportable claim that's obviously bananas is what would count as trolling here

2/9/2025, 4:24:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

best way to do that is to have more trained minds to engage with the problem, and the best way to do that longterm is to have more kids.

2/9/2025, 4:23:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

It's gonna be Interesting Times for sure once we get commercially available exowombs sometime in the next 20 years or so

2/9/2025, 4:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

straight up UBI, and a living-wage UBI at that, not just a few hundred bucks a month, would do it. Increased precarity is very real and prospective parents are keenly aware of it.

2/9/2025, 4:21:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

no need to make up an extra 800 million people that aren't around currently. you can just say 'too many brown people'; it's becoming more and more acceptable of a mainstream position and it's what all population control advocacy boils down to.

2/9/2025, 4:18:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

goat

1/9/2025, 10:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

begging you to confirm this is an actual quote

1/9/2025, 10:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU CAN JUST PICK IT UP AND THROW IT INTO THE SPACE

1/9/2025, 10:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

in theory yes but making them playable was a giant mistake, their entire Thing is being a disruptive-ass GM nightmare

1/9/2025, 10:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

as someone who has had his ass kicked on easy mode, this actually got me to feel sympathy for the driver

1/9/2025, 10:02:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

call a buddy or two and just turn the car off and move it into the parking spot like a couch

1/9/2025, 9:59:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

there's a reason i refuse to rewatch Weekend at Bernie's and "because I am no longer 14 and it cannot possibly hold up to my memory of it" is that reason

1/9/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

not so many NOs but many "HOW" and "WHY" from me

1/9/2025, 9:57:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

they did achieve a perfect *perpendicular* park towards the end, so in theory they're a simple transformation away

1/9/2025, 9:57:20 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

i try not to kinkshame on here but i just saw someone call Dragonlance a "beloved setting" and i am frowning real hard rn

1/9/2025, 9:54:33 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

The real lesson was *how little time* it took to collapse, 12 to 18 months. It seemed a juggernaut, the kind of thing that would be around for decades, essential. And it vanished like the mirage it was.

1/9/2025, 9:22:08 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

Well worth a watch if you're het up about that wildly misframed Chorus thing

1/9/2025, 9:19:38 PM | 40 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

huh, I thought it was mandated. idk, bg3 triggers can get weird. i'm mad i locked myself out of Karlach smooches inadvertently but next playthrough i'll know what to do

1/9/2025, 8:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

spock shoulda had one of these instead of a lyre

1/9/2025, 6:47:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

love me some niche instruments, neat

1/9/2025, 6:46:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean Astarion's some off-brand Hot Topic edge and even that's slightly more flavor than Gale, though I'll never know for sure bc creeping up on me in my sleep to bite me is a direct ticket to Staketown

1/9/2025, 6:45:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean i ain't beatin those allegations either

1/9/2025, 6:44:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

BG3's Gale and it's not by a little, huge 'love interest that came with the frame' energy

1/9/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

is that a fukken *escape club* lyric Mx. Bear hply sjot

1/9/2025, 5:42:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

eeesh yeah no

1/9/2025, 5:31:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Greicius (@mikegreicius.bsky.social) reposted

🧪 #birds #birding Red-tailed hawk mantling unknown prey, revealing rabbit, finishing rabbit, one-legged hopping into shade to eat rabbit. And H. I. McDunnough's doleful incantation echoes once again in my ears, "It's a hard world for little things".

1/9/2025, 5:04:16 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

what the hell is that maroon thing in the second pic that looks like a Covenant rifle from Halo

1/9/2025, 5:14:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

* different and arguably better norms

1/9/2025, 5:13:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

Quality pup, no doubt.

31/8/2025, 6:33:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah my only other suggestion was Star Castle. But Zektor's playable online in the browser so you can take it for a spin and see if it's what you remember

31/8/2025, 1:41:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm hoping we'll see a bold stance in favor of quartering soldiers in civilian homes next

31/8/2025, 1:37:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

the...fifth?

31/8/2025, 1:37:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

just rewatched it about a week ago. "why do we have that lever" is in uncommon but regular rotation around the house.

31/8/2025, 1:35:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

noice, good find

31/8/2025, 1:28:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean saffron would at least have beaucoup resale value

31/8/2025, 1:27:32 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

idk broham do they ever do anything worth saying something positive about

31/8/2025, 1:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

it is not ideal

31/8/2025, 1:22:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

ZEKTOR

ZEKTOR
31/8/2025, 1:22:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

straight up the thing I learned in high school i use the most regularly, touch typing fuckin owns

31/8/2025, 1:20:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

fuckin XYBOTS

a human faces a robit down a corridor in simple pixel grafx
31/8/2025, 1:19:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i fuckin played this, let me see if i can cudgel it out of my brain

31/8/2025, 1:17:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

for sure, no argument there

31/8/2025, 1:15:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

tbf there's 100% an ongoing social media moral panic and 'protecc the chidruns' is super effective at getting bullshit passed

31/8/2025, 1:14:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

this, too, is praxis

30/8/2025, 9:28:53 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

not a native speaker but my digging around feels like it's really on the bubble there, like you can go with the former meaning and have the latter used either by enemies or by friends as gentle ribbing

30/8/2025, 9:25:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

look i got 2 editions how am i not getting this one, OG burned over was real good

30/8/2025, 9:21:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

phasers set to *adorbs*, nice job

30/8/2025, 9:18:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

look i do not want to make obvious space pants comments but i am being tested rn

30/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

headcanoning the spider-man cartoon theme into this so hard rn

30/8/2025, 8:23:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

you really fuckin hate gay people huh

30/8/2025, 7:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

your homophobia is showing, blanqui. consider not using "he gay lol" as an insult. or just delete your account.

30/8/2025, 7:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

honestly thought this was @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social for a hot second

30/8/2025, 6:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

you can just say "I'm dumb and don't know shit about trans physiology or sports" you know, you don't have to be all "my minority friends" about it

30/8/2025, 6:45:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean i have to agree that this person isn't helping, good of them to self diagnose

30/8/2025, 6:42:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

fit check for my ajeossi era

30/8/2025, 6:41:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

can't argue with results, baffling though they are. some sort of blood pressure thing? idk

30/8/2025, 2:17:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

you haven't lost the touch, M.

30/8/2025, 2:14:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah I had to go look it up and was all "Really? This is the photo y'all are having a fit over?" as you say, we're in a Renaissance of new and exciting vectors for moral panics (highly derogatory)

30/8/2025, 1:37:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah the usual numbers of things are zero, one, or lots. two is, to use scientific jargon, Hella Sus

30/8/2025, 1:30:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no is Moore also throwing trans people under the bus

30/8/2025, 1:28:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

how else is he gonna keep his dominance over the ratio feed

29/8/2025, 11:16:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

rancid-ass k-hive bullshit

29/8/2025, 11:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

1. i ain't really need to do shit you tell me 2. fuck you 3. you know what it needs underlining: really, fuck you

29/8/2025, 11:12:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

seriously any random armed character on Supernatural, from the stars to the one-offs, shows better trigger/muzzle discipline and firearm handling than the ostensibly trained cops on The Glades

29/8/2025, 10:24:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

yep that checks out

29/8/2025, 10:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

ugh paradox i'm still mad at them for being the reason we're never getting Tyranny II

29/8/2025, 10:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

oh wait this isn't a sequel to the good turnbased one from harebrained nm

29/8/2025, 10:15:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

how many mechwarrior fives do you do before it just starts rounding up to 6 and is this an xpac or a wholeass standalone

29/8/2025, 10:14:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

certainly hoping WMF tells them to pound sand but I'm genuinely unsure whether or not they'll truckle

29/8/2025, 10:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

Denys no it's *so bad*

29/8/2025, 9:54:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the video for (G)I-DLE's "Tomboy", amusingly, is excruciatingly High Femme with zero tomboy energy but they make it work

29/8/2025, 9:53:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i imagine he's still around somewhere if you go lookin' i'm 51 and just now getting heck of into kpop, it ain't never too late

29/8/2025, 9:53:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

does this affect the de minimis bullshit at all

29/8/2025, 9:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not familiar with their films, was Lee one of the Hong Kong guys who did A Better Tomorrow

29/8/2025, 9:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social)

the first line in book one is "gentlemen, we're riding a neotiger here" and my original impulse to go "well that's really put the hyperfox among the ultrachickens" and hurl it across the room was well founded and should have been followed

29/8/2025, 9:46:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

to be fair your amusingly misplaced ignorant condescension is practically American in its entirely unwarranted confidence

29/8/2025, 9:43:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pretty state machine (@palecur.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean he *clearly* just wants to write in-universe fictional white papers just let him do that so we don't have to suffer through his plotting and characterization

29/8/2025, 9:40:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view