He’s just happy to be involved 😂
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Right back at ya from Princess the amazing garbage dump cat and Sammy, who doesn’t get the brain cell until next Tuesday
Same here and I’m a damn sight older than you
It’s because they are also child rapists. Everybody likes to hang out with people who share their interests
It’s like Darth Vader is testifying 😂
Unfucking believe 🤬
With all of the wonderful candy choices available to you, why would you choose candy corn?! Don’t you love yourself?
My mam never said that so let me take care of this one for you- yes, fuck yes
While these may appear to be an abomination against whatever god one might pray to, but they are actually one of the most delicious things I’ve ever put in my mouth 10/10, highly recommend
I’m with you on this! I also don’t think we should be using judgment on a woman’s sexual activity as an insult when it comes to these people. Why? Because when it comes to the downfall of our democracy, these things don’t even rise to the level of paling in comparison and it simply doesn’t matter
Looks like the LA transit authority is in league with ICE, even going so far as to fire hard working people who oppose these fascist goons- you know what to do
It’s only okay when dear leader does it
Come on, Benjamin Moore matches colors better than that
Well, as an Irish woman, I would agree. But what has happened now?!
I don’t eat poultry, haven’t for 40 years. My ex husband and our children ate it regularly and it wasn’t an issue. What the entire fuck is wrong with people?!
You’re joking, right?
We need to find a new insult to hurl against him, because he lacks the depth and warmth of a cunt. Truly an insult to vaginas everywhere.
I can’t believe that Clownstick von Fuckface rolled out a goddam red carpet for a fucking war criminal
Happy #Caturday from Princess the amazing garbage dump cat
You should be ashamed for disrespecting the Winter Soldier this way
I don’t know what he thinks, but knew some social media team doesn’t miss!
Did they have tears in their eyes and call him ‘sir’ too?
At the very least it’s false imprisonment, right?
Sadly, I’m reasonably certain that it depends on which state you’re in. Being a woman in America is terrifying
So the big dick toilet guy is handling drawing international borders now?
My dad *just* did this today 😂😂
I mean, she uses it to nap, but she’s mostly unclear on the concept
Happy Furry Friday and thanks from Princess, the amazing garbage dump cat
They’re not being shot, except when they are?
That’s actually kind of comforting
I really hate that this knuckle dragging swamp cunt ever played the man of steel
Fuck Clownstick von Fuckface right in the ass with a big rubber dick for making me agree with Rand fucking Paul
That’s what FoxNews does every day, why the special announcement?
I only have so much floor space man
That’s not actually your job. Lori
Jesus fucking Christ. I can only hope that her line is a genetic dead end
Why do men feel the need to sexualize *everything*?! Be less gross dude 🤢
Holy Shit you guys, AG liked my comment!
Happy Caturday from Princess the amazing garbage dump cat, who has entirely misunderstood the purpose of the exercise wheel
Your framing here assumes that she has factual information with which to blackmail him, which makes this a distinction without a difference
We are not a serious country anymore
See it’s things like this that make me regret learning how to read
I would think that if a politician who is guided by faith is an issue for voters, mentioning their faith is a good thing- now you have the information you need to make your decision, right?
Happy Caturday from the cutest cat I ever found at a garbage dump
That seems an awful lot like putting Bill Cosby in charge of the safety of women
Are they gonna put a bias monitor in at FoxNews? Newsmax?
Say louder for the people in the back, sir
It might but would anyone be able to see it?
Truth is a perfect defense to a defamation case- he’d have to do one of two things in order to prove his case- bring witnesses willing to perjure themselves and say it’s a normal size or drop his pants in court
Somebody needs to tell Byron that they aren’t gonna let him in off the porch no matter how much tap dancing he does for them
My dad has salad like this every day!
The violation of her civil rights was the literal cause of her death and he gets 33 fucking months?!
Whoa, fuck all the way off, Tilghmac
Probably not, but that gives me even more hope- if it came from the top, that means that the Army won’t fold to his unconstitutional orders
No one will ever convince me that it wasn’t deliberate. The closest they could get to insubordination without spending time in the brig and good for them
Did someone say cat? Because Princess the garbage dump cat is very interested in cats
Thanks! Love me some Buffy!
Exactly
GenXer chiming in- I can only speak for myself, but couldn’t bring myself to give a single solitary fuck about what facial expressions they’re using. My god, we thought the world we got handed sucked dirty hobo ass, look at what we’ve handed Gen Z! They have every right to give us dirty looks
But Biden was too old 🙄
I know right?? 🥰
Princess the amazing garbage dump cat and I hope Mitzi recovers quickly ♥️♥️
He’s Glenn Close to Clownstick von Fuckface’s Micheal Douglas
Well, they did vote for him, so it’s probably a safe bet 🤷♀️
True, but that still makes him an adjudicated rapist
Oh, I don’t, but okay
Yeah, I know- Guy Gardner was a big part of my childhood- but I have an unreasonable love for Nathan Fillion, so I’m mad about it 😂
He is great- the CW did a pretty good job with him on Arrow, really enjoyed it!
I know I said last thing before, but I really mean it this time- why was Green Lantern’s hair such a fucking tragedy?! Like they didn’t need to do Nathan Fillion that dirty 😂😂😂
Listen man, we’ve all been there 😂😂😂 #relatable
Last thing- I know it was called Superman, but it seemed like Mr. Terrific was the hero of this film. Superman spent most of the movie with his ass in a sling and Mr. Terrific saved the day. Just my take 🤷♀️
We saw it last night and I think Krypto was my favorite, followed closely by the hungover Supergirl not being able to find the door 😂😂
Well, California is not Florida and Texas is not Nevada
What’s the over under on our country surviving Clownstick von Fuckface? We’ve already reached the concentration camp portion of the shitshow, so I’m…concerned
That sounds like the kind of bullshit excuse a teenager would come up with, you’d think an attorney could do better
Let’s be honest here, the Navy didn’t decide to stop sharing the data, Kegseth did
I have always said that the more animals you have, the happier your home is! Your kitty cats are super cute 🥰
She can go up against my old man, Bradley Bean- yes, he’s a dog, but he’s lost most of his teeth and only weighs 9 pounds
Fair enough, meet Kuromi, Sammy and Freya- they’re ready to rumble
Kang is a formidable opponent, but Princess’s calico toe beans make her the clear champion here
If the cat in the sink doesn’t do the trick, maybe Salami begging for belly rubs will
Agreed, here’s hoping Princess in my bathroom sink will help cheer folks up
The leader of the administration is a 34 time felon, so it makes sense that they would turn to a peer to assist them with this
This joke is going over the heads of three generations 😂
I think we can all agree that we’ve defaced that mountain quite enough
Hey now, some of us are t out here causing trouble
That’s the beginning of a Stephen King novel
I said the same thing! I’ve seen a lot of companies march and that was as close to insubordination as they could get without facing charges
Lemme tell ya something about military folks- they never forget an offense. Clownstick von Fuckface will pay for this one, I’m sure of that
I’ve seen a lot of companies march, but never one with the lack of precision and enthusiasm seen here Good for them- Clownstick von Fuckface deserves the absolute bare minimum
I LOVE THIS for him!!! 😂😂
Really proud of my little town today- out of 16 thousand residents, over two thousand residents showed up and showed out!
I’m not sure it would hold up in court but it would definitely be a public service
I wonder why they wouldn’t want lawyers and reporters there
