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REV. PAUL 📎

@pauld444.bsky.social

Follow me at Postcards From Bizarro America on Substack! @revpauld444. UU/Interspiritual minister. Husband, dad, grandpa. Writer. Pro-democracy 📎 🏳️‍🌈. 🚫MAGA. 🚫 Porn. 🚫 DM’s #UU #Resist #Democracy

created December 14, 2024

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It’s time for Trump to be tried and imprisoned for his part in Epstein’s crimes.

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Uh-oh. The brain worm has resurrected.

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Good thing he didn’t use a Muffaletta. Those things are deadly.

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Good thing he didn’t use a Muffaletta. Those things are deadly.

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Good thing he didn’t use a Muffaletta. Those things are deadly.

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Good thing he wasn’t using a Muffaletta. Those things are deadly!

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I doubt Cuomo or his daughter has ridden a subway in years.

23/8/2025, 10:39:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, ok. We’re having hot dogs for dinner.

23/8/2025, 10:34:39 PM | 60 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Puerto Rico, too. How about every U.S. stolen territory?

23/8/2025, 6:15:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Then perhaps, as a barrister, you should try to be clearer in your post as to which country you’re referring.

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I couldn’t have said it better.

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I’d have this as a bumper sticker if we didn’t live in Florida.

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He’s already a dictator (albeit a rank amateur compared to Putin, Orban, or Un) and the U.S. has already become a fascist state. We’re at the beginning of the “becoming a civil war” stage.

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Oh, ok. Bye. So, what’s everyone having for dinner?

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The GOP is dead. They are now the FPIA, the Fascist Party in America. Not “of” America because fascism is anti-American and has no legitimate place in our nation. They are the real invaders, the actual “illegals,” the one who need to be expelled.

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It may not threaten national security, but it highlights the absolute incompetence and stupidity of this entire fascist regime from the top down.

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Profile picture John Wiswell (@wiswell.bsky.social) reposted

How about that? A victory for people who actually read.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be an April Fool’s joke, but it’s no different than what Joel Osteen and his ilk actually do every day to millions of gullible people.

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I honestly don’t give a flying fuck that the DOGE douche “Big Balls” got the shit kicked out of him. FAFO, Mr. Balls.

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Profile picture Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted

First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.

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Watching Trump cosplay Dicktator onstage with his fascist sycophants Bondi, Hegseth, and Patel is like watching Bozo the Clown onstage with the 3 Stooges. (Apologies to Bozo and Moe, Larry, and Curly for the comparison.)

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Watching Trump cosplay Dicktator onstage with his fascist sycophants Bondi, Hegseth, and Patel is like watching Bozo the Clown onstage with the 3 Stooges. (Apologies to Bozo and Moe, Larry, and Curly for the comparison.)

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Brilliant!

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Good, but why “weeks?” It didn’t take weeks to remove it. Just put the damned thing back.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Adam Schiff voted yesterday against a bill that would stop sending arms to Israel. He is complicit, along with every other Congress member on either side, in Israel’s gen0(!de and ethic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank.

1/8/2025, 3:36:22 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Already done. 😉🙏🏻

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you going to write another strongly worded letter? Maybe stomp your feet. Hold your breath. Don’t forget to lower your glasses on your nose and raise your voice a little. Chuck, please step aside for the sake of the country.

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No surprise Bove was approved. So, when Dems take back the House and Senate, they’re going to have a lot of impeaching to do.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

3/3 Your generalizing and your as hominem diatribe is not helpful to your argument. I choose not to waste my time in that kind of unfruitful debate. Have a good night.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

2/3 If I thought it would make a difference, I’d gladly explain. But it won’t. I suspect you’re an atheist. And I respect that. What I don’t respect is an obviously angry person who uses his atheism to lash out at those who disagree with him, just as I don’t respect people of faith who do the same.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

1/3 Drew, you’re welcome to have your opinion of me, of religion, of other people of faith or no faith, of other clergy people, of Jesus, of anyone or anything you care to have an opinion about. Apart from me mentioning Jesus and Buddha, you have no knowledge of my beliefs.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I’m a Unitarian Universalist minister. I’m already considered a heretic.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

Not all reverends are in that club. I throw shade at anyone that Jesus would have. Flipping tables is part of my job.

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I can hear all those MAGA folk saying: “Shocked! Ahm shocked, I say! Where’s mah fainting couch! Somebody get me a fan and a julep to calm me down! He must be a Democrat in his heart!”

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*EVERY* Democratic controlled state should do this!

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*EVERY* Democratic controlled state should do this!

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

I totally agree. I hate the stupid cliches. “Try to smile!” “You are loved!” “Everyone gets sad at times!” Well meaning? Probably. Unhelpful? Yes.

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Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.

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David Byrne Peter Gabriel So many others

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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

NYC's largest union—the mighty @dc37nyc.bsky.social—stood with us in the primary when few thought victory was possible. Now they're all in for the general election. Together, we'll deliver a city where the people who keep it running can afford it too. From last week's endorsement:

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Dear Media: Please stop using the words “Tulsi Gabbard” and “intelligence” in the same sentence. At best, it’s an oxymoron.

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Brilliant and spot on! A must watch! www.facebook.com/share/v/14EB...

22/7/2025, 9:27:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In memory of Ozzy.

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Very sad news! I suspect he knew this was coming during his last concert. I saw Black Sabbath on their first U.S. tour when they played at Panzer Auditorium at Montclair State College (now University.) What a fantastic performance! Rest in peace, Ozzy! Thanks for all the great music!

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2/2Hey, @rahmemanuel.bskysocial.com, men don’t compete in women’s sports. You know why? Because men don’t “become” women or and women don’t “become” men. PEOPLE become who they truly are and are able to live their lives fully. So keep cozying up to the bigoted fascists, you hypocrite. And fuck you.

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1/2 Megyn Kelly just asked @rahmemanuel.bskysocial.com “Should men be allowed to compete in women’s sports?” to which he immediately replied “No.” She followed up with “Can a man become a woman?” He repeated the question slowly and said, “No.”

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He’s using his racism to distract his racist sycophants from his pedoph!l!@

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Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

The Paramount - Skydance merger will be worthless if no one is watching. Independent media is doing to corporate media what independent music did to major labels back in the day. Fuck with the people at your own risk, oligarchs.

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He can be removed through impeachment if the Dems take back the House and Senate. Same goes for the corrupt SCOTUS justices.

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Well, at least they’re admitting who and what they are.

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3/3 7. Trump’s MAGA supporters who are now angry will just get back in line and once again begin kissing their felonious fuhrers ass. 8. Mid-terms (if they are held) will be a shit show.

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2/3 4. The real list will be destroyed. 5. The phony list will be released completely un-redacted not long before the mid-term election campaigns begin. 6. The American Fascist Party, will demand the investigation, prosecution, and sentencing of anyone on the list and Bondi will comply.

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1/3 Where my mind is going at this point: 1. There is an Epstein list. 2. Epstein was murdered to protect powerful people on the list from being exposed. 3. All the lying and obfuscation is deliberate to give them time to create a phony list that will only contain Democrats and opponents of Trump.

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Pass this on to your Netanyahu supporting family and friends who say that opposing his genocidal policies is “anti-semitic.” Mandy Patinkin speaking truth to corrupt power!

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Profile picture Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted

Of course he is—because he's a selfish, vain, arrogant, entitled PoS who is making New Yorkers spend literally TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN COURT to defend his years and years of personal and professional and political misconduct Republicans may *love* voting for cads who lie to them, Dems do not

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If true, she made a deal with the devil. Her freedom for lying on the stand under oath and saying that all those in the list are Democrats or enemies of Trump.

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Oh, fuck this p.o.s. hack. Oprah owes the world an apology for foisting him and the other non-Dr. Phil on the world.

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4/4 This is the list they will release. It won’t be redacted. They will tout it as completely legitimate. And his minions will believe it and once again proclaim their love and adoration for him. And this will be conveniently done before the mid-term election cycle kicks into full gear.

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3/4 It will contain the names of only Democrats and those who Trump deems enemies. There will be a few Republicans and former Republicans who criticize Trump. But his stanch supporters who are on the real list will not be on it because they will have been threatened or extorted by Bondi and Trump.

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2/4 No doubt, in short order, his sycophantic AG Pam Bondi will change her story again without a shred of shame. This time she will say that they will be releasing the list. And I think they will. Only it won’t be the actual list but a completely phony list created by Bondi, Miller, and Trump.

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1/4 Let’s face facts. The fascist Trump regime have changed their story about the Epstein list over and over again. The latest is that it was all created by Hillary, Obama, and the left-wing radical Democrats. Now his MAGA usually gullible base is angry at him and they aren’t buying it.

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Yeah. A changed man. His ignorance and dementia have gotten worse.

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GestapICE

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I’ll tune my tiny little violin and play them that old tune, “Fuck off, I don’t give a shit.”

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2/2 Acts 2: 44-46 “44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common; 45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need. 46 And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house…”

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1/2 It’s interesting that the so-called “Christian” Nationalists forget that the first followers of Jesus were communist in the essential meaning of the word. They held all things in common and distributed according to need, not oligarchical demands.

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The “communist” thing has been used since the beginning of the 20th century as a way to “other” anyone who disagrees with the government. And it’s a powerful slanderous word despite the fact that the majority of Americans can’t say what “communism” or even “socialism” actually are.

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But Narnia has been cheating us for years ever since the White Witch was overthrown in a coup by that left-wing radical communist Asian and his bunch of weirdo thugs like that Tumnus guy. Ripping us off. I may raise their tariffs even more if they keep on cheating us.”

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They let him go after awhile. I think Sauron felt bad for him. But he’s taking our illegals. And they’re not gonna like it there. It’s not a country club like our Alligator Alcatraz. So, I’m not putting any tariffs on Mordor.

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Profile picture REV. PAUL 📎 (@pauld444.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s agreed to take as many illegals as we want to deport to his prisons. They do a great job there with criminals. There was this one guy Gollum. A really, really bad guy. Used to be one of those wimpy hobbits but turned really bad. Stole a ring that was Sauron’s.

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“I’ve been working with Sauron for years. A great guy. Treats his orcs very well. His tower is really something. That eye at the top was my idea. He wanted just a telescope but I told him the eye would be more impressive. It is, right? Totally impressive.

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