safer to do animal trials first. put him in a room with 100 leopards
safer to do animal trials first. put him in a room with 100 leopards
No I would not think that
When his sign-off changed from "thank you for your attention to this matter!" to "president DJT"
the flux capacitor of bsky
as a long time touchscreen hater this makes me happy
even if true, how is the first part of the story relevant? it's just a different thing that happened earlier that day
could be worse, the NYT wouldnt have left until they found someone that thought it was a good idea
That's like stepping in dog shit and saying the shit is smart
It ain't right!
If they already had the real new logo figured out and are doing a Sonic the Hedgehog outrage-baiting thing I take my hat off to them
Trump knows this which is why he only eats well done steak
well he looks like a trustworthy character and not at all like a bond villain so I'm sure he's telling the truth
He was a cokehead executive at the Nakatomi Corporation Holiday party
Gonna need to be a billionaire to withstand all the frivolous lawsuits and death threats
And it's almost outweighed by knowing how important and smug JD Vance feels
Wicked good letter, kid
maybe Mayor Wu stayed silent because nobody in Boston gives a shit about a few kids riding their bikes
MA reps are already all democrats
bribes worked wonders on my first kid but had the opposite effect on the second. convinced mr miyagi invented potty training as a way for us all to reach otherwise unachievable levels of patience
Bread me, Daddy
Didn't this guy get arrested at the end of Bloodline?
on youtube people use "unalive"
You'd instantly know it's fake just because ICE don't show ID
read this in Werner Herzog voice
sharpie at the ready
What about government regulation as an alternative to constant diarrhea
The best explanation I've come up with is when everything cooled down after the COVID-era frenzy they used return-to-office mandates as a way to shed headcount en masse without doing layoffs
Related because RFK jr
I can't make it make sense... is it because CEOs are personally invested in commercial real estate? or just a perceived 'control' thing? you'd think they'd see going remote as a step towards the dream of an AI workforce, because the physical barriers have been removed
I doubt most people know what their local crime stats are. like... 3.7% crimes ?
found some headphones I thought I'd lost!
there is no joy in the rubber duck, his sorrow so unending he does not know if the tub in which he swims is filled with water, or his own tears
I'm doing something!
yeah it seems the destruction of every other aspect of your life (time for real exercise, sleep, nutrition etc) does more damage to your body to compensate for the minimal weight training of carrying the wriggly dumbbell
It's also putting the cart before the horse... Lots of things don't have popular support until people start really pushing the issue
I want to read a book but unfortunately none have been written
Until they bill you for each of those visits
pretty apt that they're forcing the two words together much like how they're forcing the tech into everything. They don't care that it doesn't fit
Lmaooooo why has he smeared blood all over himself
starting to think maybe RFK Jr. was telling the truth in the hundreds of podcasts and speeches he did about being anti-vax and then lied that one time in front of Congress
closest I've been to dying laughing
yes, the "path" is the poor people die and robots do all their jobs
late-haters need to understand that showing up 15 minutes early is more intrusive and disrespectful of my time than being graciously 15 minutes late
the only mayor capable of preventing this kind of thing would be some kind of cop-mayor
I knew a guy, my buddy Jeff, I spent a lot of time on his oceanfront property and never saw any whales wash up
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cucking is when you watch someone else cook your food
No I don't lose my scissors- I have a system
you won't be saying that when he reprograms someone's brain in the back of an ambulance
We have such sights to show you!
the quote is mostly about what working with an executive entails
Imagine investing all that time and money into someone with the charisma of JD Vance
😳
wait doesn't this 'math' suggest Bernie should have been the candidate
oopsec
my 5'5 neighbor is married and they just had a baby. go figure
they don't need to cancel them. just a little disenfranchisement here, a little questioning the validity of a result there... less clear-cut and harder to "rise up" against
we aren't
If you care about Medicaid, I need your help. These kids are the best chance we have of saving Medicaid. Families are on the way to DC. We need to cover van rentals and hotel rooms. I will not, I will NOT, waste your money or time. Can you help get this donation link in front of your people?
I love that CBP tweeted the Vance pic again while claiming the story isn't true
Is he a hemorrhoid
I reached 99% dong purity thanks to Jordan Peterson's daily dong cleanse program
Unadvisable - last thing that freak's lips were on was probably a dead animal's asshole
this is a good example because 'end animal ag' is not a fact
Only 0.01% of kindergarten teachers are serial killers
Is the glob formed before or after you take the pills
The mannequins have escaped from Old Navy
Guys Hitler is having a real bad day in the bunker please no mental health jokes 🙏🏻
It's like dril's budget tweet but instead of candles you are paying someone to fill your home with tear gas
Now here's the twist: we show it. We show all of it
Hopefully a human would stop at the stop sign
It's Haley Joel Osment
I always check the end of the tweet and only read the whole thing if I know I'll be thanked for my attention to this matter
"Less consistently lethal"
In real life they would have big swinging monster dicks that the Hollywood elites aren't brave enough to show
the more you know
Maybe he can jump out of a birthday cake wielding his chainsaw
If Godzilla was fighting Kong there would be entire subreddits devoted to discourse about their dicks
youtu.be/iCIgUSNzSKU?...
sports teams that don't try to score always have the biggest fan bases
Show him the Seal Mountain Dew commercial and he'll quickly become much more comfortable about the eradication of all seals
This. Is. Not. A. Serious. Comms. Strategy. Remember when everyone was patting themselves on the back for say, buying Trump urls which forwarded to Hillary's website in 2016? It's not a strategy. You get to feel clever for about ten seconds, but it doesn't move the actual needle.
are they implying the problem with his policies is that he isn't going through with them? That's not opposition
It's right wing propaganda against assisting the poor
It's easy to make a kitty fast Just put it in rollerskates
these guys are the best of the best at identifying fraud and waste
I knew we were cooked when an acquaintance told me just after voting 'i don't think she's up to the job' but that should be an easy vote to win back as long as Republican clown show take egg is widely publicized
The Lead (balloon)
Everything's computer
there should be an on-demand lubrication app. it should be called Luber
"we'll be unstoppable"...because we never started
"carless" was a typo, we meant *careless* ,
Dad why can't you just say I love you have a great day like all the other parents at drop-off
Just a smol billionaire trying to fund his own tax cuts
just smash the buttons and it looks like parappa is having a stroke but you immediately transcend to the highest rappin' level
