Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I bet I've only seen a few falls like that near me like this
Idk I'm a weird trans woman who also loves godzilla dinosaurs and animals Not all my posts are serious. I suffer from lumbago :(
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Oh, I bet I've only seen a few falls like that near me like this
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Apparently, Charlie Kirk got shot or something? Thoughts and prayers, I guess.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's so pretty π
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
That does sound kinda like flirting
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Road work ahead. i sure hope so
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
My goofy butt wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me lol.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my aunts brought the ham mousse to Thanksgiving once and was told never to make it again.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I was going to get Baja blast MT.dew from the refrigerator, but then the Baja blast creature told me I was out of Mt.dew Baja blast because of evil Larry explording it.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
People who go to burning man are assholes.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
My game recommendation for tonight is Gigabash. If you grew up playing playing any monster fighting game, you'll love gigabash it's pretty easy to learn how to play and is loads of fun. There is at least six dlc, one of them is free and is high quality for being free.
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
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Matt Fresh (@realmfresh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. THE DO NOTHING DEMS ARE SO INEPT THAT THEY SPEND THEIR DAYS MAKING UP LIES ABOUT ME. I AM HEALTHY AND STRONG. THE HEALTHIEST AND STRONGEST ANY PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN. WAY MORE THAN BIDEN AND OBAMA. NO ONE IS AS ALIVE AS I AM. GOOD NIGHT!
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Red vs Blue was peak youtube back in the early youtube days.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. If you see them, show them this information: #YIAYit
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, park guest just died for no reason in that game. I had a park guest upset that there weren't any restaurants while standing next to one.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
But do you drink pool water to market memes?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Drink pool water.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Drink pool water.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Amuro Ray became an ace pilot by drinking pool water every day for a year.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Is anyone else up drinking pool water tonight?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
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Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Imagine being named Mingus reedus.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
They had something similar like this on the Sega Dream Cast or something long time ago.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully, it's nothing too serious, though.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Roblox protects predators supposedly.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
It might be the hormones. I did have some redness in my face for the first year off and on.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
June 5th 2004 was probably one of the best days in American history.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
One lick equal one Jesus
Kyle (@kylecolossus.wrathclub.com) reposted
youtu.be/kWRFLNFNJJk?...
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Imagine Dragons makes music for home schooled kids.
sara (@sarasoci.al) reposted
if the βdemocracyβ youβre protecting doesnβt include trans people itβs just fascism sorry
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I'm not surprised when I hear people think a bear could solo a T.rex. After all, some people think they can take a tiger in a fist fight.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Can we not normalize straight people telling everyone they're trying for a baby like gross? I don't wanna hear about you giving your wife a cream pie every day/ night.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Why haven't Gen Alpha bought their first house? Why in my day I walked 15 miles uphill in the snow to buy my first house.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
The fact that I haven't seen a single boomer meme about wanting their adult children to have children instead of collecting labubua they should be giving la grand babies.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw con deez nutz
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Hey SAW movie fans do you know about saw con?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can relate heavily to this π
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Anti woke people secretly masterbate to trans porn and / or interracial porn.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Do you think Stegosaurs would enjoy watching eating at Olive Garden?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Being kind to people is free, but buying a hungry person food is something that they will never forget.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you pass but that's just my opinion.
Adam Ellis (@adamtots.bsky.social) reposted
Remember how Grumpy Catβs real name was βTardβ and the owners tried to convince us it was short for Tartar Sauce
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I love telling random animals that I see out in the wild that they are such a beauty, and it's all thanks to Steve Irwin's love for animals.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I don't know how Jesus does it.. I mean, I freak out when I have to wait 9 seconds to respawn, Jesus respawn took 3 whole days.. RETWEET!
Dnd Cat Thoughts (@dndcatthoughts.bsky.social) reposted
Look I took the farsight feat not blindsight
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Lumbago is a very serious disease:(
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought this was a dinosaur or a PokΓ©mon for a moment.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I may not be an artist, but I know trash when I see it.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
I was having a good day.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Candy Kong was an icon of the late 90s female monkey characters.
Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio Narrator π³οΈββ§οΈ (@katrafiy.bsky.social) reposted
You wouldn't disobey Angewomon wouldn't you?
Rachel β’ ππ Canadian Girlfriend (@canadiangirlfriend.mom) reposted
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
@gamegrumps.bsky.social
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Burger cheese?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Going outside isn't enough for them they need a full-blown camping trip with no wifi for like two weeks, maybe even 2 months
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Be plus sized and trans gets me both kinds of chasers in my inbox.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
If anyone likes audio dramas, I highly recommend Tower 4 it's really good.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Just finished watching the new Wednesday show on the Netflix, and gotta say it was good wondering how the new season will end #Netflix #Wednesday #realtalk #hashbrowns #Netflixandthrill.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Pine trees don't taste like pineapple. What's up with that?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
MILK
-πππ‘ (@moxiest.art) reposted reply parent
we will never stop not voting for pete buttegieg or gavin newsom daily routine: wake up grapes don't vote for gavin newsom sensible lunch don't vote for pete buttegieg grapes 17 hours of sleep it's a grind but, we're doing our part to save democracy
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to change his name to big stink
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
My phone auto corrected trans fems to trans gems, and I'm all for it. I love my fellow trans gems β€οΈπ§‘π πππ€ππ
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I'm not
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
If I hear someone say unalive one more time in real life, I'm gonna fart into a megaphone as a reasonable response.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
I'm a proud member of the John Lennon hate club.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Game Grumps more like game chumps.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Do you think if MF.DOOM was still alive, would Marvel have the stones to hire him to do the soundtrack for the new doom movie?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
The ultimate Marvel question is, did Wolverines four skin regrow because of his healing power?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
It's free to be kind to trans people π
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Burritos are Burritos for Burritos.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are they like this?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Bigfoot dang done stole my washing machine again gad dang it
Cyndaquilism (@cyndaquilism.bsky.social) reposted
Luckily, algorithms don't play a big role on this website β¨ Reposts are the best way to help your favourite accounts to reach more and more people! π
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
Burssty
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
The woke left? Without saying goodbye, how rude.
Oregon ππ² (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Weight loss websites testing you early on if you will accept or reject cookies.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
It probably started off as a trend that some celebrity started as a trend because they didn't feel confident in their own skin or something.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
They say mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocratics.
Lyle Rath (@lyle.wrathclub.com) reposted
Prototyping new ratslayers. This batch was deemed "too dangerous" by "my lawyer." Who wants one?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Will the Judy Hops abortion comic be cannon in zootopia 2?
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
I was being sarcastic, but probably L
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
F
Oregon ππ² (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Holy shit this is a good week Vince McMahon got into a car accident
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
Jurassic World Rebirth had the best spinosaurs design in recent years. But I still love the jp3 Spinosaurs more.
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social)
It's pro trans to drink Baja blast of a trans fems titties.
nothinbutlag (@nothinbutlag.bsky.social) reposted
-to the tune of buddy holly- ooo wee ooo i look just like Homer Simpson Oh oh Lisa Maggie Bart and Marge
Lizard Lucy (@pdxlucy.bsky.social) reply parent
No thanks, he's not my type xD