"Shit-kicking" coming from the people who think we're all shit, great.
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"Shit-kicking" coming from the people who think we're all shit, great.
Oh yeah, 2018, the year she said she'd love to go to a lynching. Can't imagine why she dropped off the campaign trail after that wild PR success.
Gonna be real surprised here if Hyde-Smith does things like 'campaign' because as far as I know she's never done a single thing in her entire career
Really want to emphasize the fact that even if that boat was loaded down with the finest of 70s era cocaine that doesnโt justify killing 11 people.
Thinking about my entire life thus far: I'm in my flop era
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you donโt fool me
I keep thinking about this because I feel like when people say "canary in a coal mine" these days it's more a shrug/grief/more life lost. BUT THE MINERS LISTENED TO THE CANARY'S WARNING AND ALSO SAVED IT FROM HARM.
Blooms growing on my original night blooming cereus plant.
"Lucas, I need you to drop the bass on my mark" "Dropping the bass now, sir"
a wise way to spend your time!
now with a slice of melted american cheese on top!
you've had Brooklyn barbecue now get ready for
whut
shout-out to everyone who had Stupider Gulf Of Tonkin for Venezuela on their bingo cards
"no see you're only po AFTER you buy it"
Shout out to photosynthesis
Are you a pundit who hates but yet is obsessed with the website bsky dot app? Then move to Mississippi! Be free of it now and forever. Relax, knowing that the watchful eye of Lynn Fitch is on your side.
"Hey we fuckin' toasted it, do you hate firemen or something? Go fuck yourself at Subway."
Are my comedic instincts good? Buddy I'm posting local Mississippi-themed jokes on a website that is banned in the state of Mississippi.
Bro. Let Alabama have space command. Colorado has the Stargate.
the only thing he's got in common with the hero of Nakatomi Plaza is a divorce.
I want to take a second away from the very real and serious problem of the "Capitol City Improvement District" having it's own stormtroopers to say that their improbably named police chief is "Bo Luckey" and he looks like the answer to the question "what if Red Skull had made a Captain America?"
Turned the Trump thing off as soon as he described Tommy Tuberville as a "great football coach." I don't mind being lied to by politicians, but I need the lies to be remotely plausible or they become offensive.
Bins are getting placed out in the fields in upstate New York to get ready for the apple harvest that should be beginning in the upcoming weeks. #WeFeedYou
When I go to the Popular With Friends tab
I want to take a second away from the very real and serious problem of the "Capitol City Improvement District" having it's own stormtroopers to say that their improbably named police chief is "Bo Luckey" and he looks like the answer to the question "what if Red Skull had made a Captain America?"
AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.
they're the worst cops I've run into in Mississippi and I used to live in Holmes county. They're clearly just there to fuck people up
The state of Mississippi not only instituted a separate state-level police force for (mostly just the rich white parts of) Jackson, it also tried to give them their own special birthday boy judicial system!
If I win the lottery and start my trigonometry museum, I won't tell anyone but there will be sines.
You couldn't even make The Last Jedi today, because of Snoke.
theyโre so close
you just know Leonards' gonna get a little bit racist with it though
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss๐" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
damn I gotta see that
I'm not even saying Jadzia doesn't win this, but I AM saying McCoy is putting some points on the run and making her sweat (maybe not for the first time)
The man is frustrated on Enterprise! Tired of it all! He's out there where no man has been before and he's bored with it already! Plus the way the man wants to hatefuck Spock is OBVIOUS.
and yet my take, that we need "more crime" so that it's normalized and less newsworthy, is somehow "absurd??!"
"fin" and "twitter" being two extremely untrustworthy sources and no news on such a move - I dont' think it did?
The Jadzia people make a lot of good points! BUT I feel like the symbiont is a worm wanting worm sex and all the hosts assorted past wants get blurred into "average" after a few bodies. Leaving McCoy's fuck medallion a well-earned trophy.
This is totally the face of a man who is not happy about cancelling tonight's hot tub engagement with four other consenting sentients just because a guy he hasn't spoken to in five years needs help "saving the Earth" or some crap like that.
I feel like a lot of people are sleeping on (pun intended) McCoy here. I mean look at these two. Knowing looks indeed.
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
what are your favorite dick memories post about the first time you fell in love with dick
sorry, this is mostly on me, the cause of the 08-era bump was me, I was an outlier and age is real, I'll try harder
Alright which of you pundits was standing too close to the monkey's paw when you asked for "a second reconstruction in America" without specifying "but not like the one in Iraq by the Coalition Provisional Authority"
NEW FEAR UNLOCKED
"Get paid by the government for trying to overthrow the government" I stand by my earlier theory that we've done an Operation Cyclone on ourselves
Scientology, you had a good long run for "biggest infiltration of US government/theft of files" but I think the current crew has done something bigger than Operation Snow White.
getting kicked out of the local USDA office for severely misunderstanding the hog-holding portion of the mission
You know Miles and Keiko go at it like Gomez and Morticia and you're mad if you don't.
okay this does go hard tho
The Daggerfall villain being called the "King of Worms" is clearly supposed to be creepy and make me think of maggots and necromancy and such, but I cannot think about "worms" in any kind of negative or sinister light at all. It's just not a scary word to begin with. Worms are funny.
I've heard that one a lot!
I mean I've done it
that smile when she realized she was gonna get away with it
Weโre all truckers calling Art Bell on the open lines now.
I post from a secret underwater location, but most users would be blocked if they're not using a VPN or an older version of the android app or some othre workaround. They simply cannot stop my poasts.
Me when my wife sees the browser history
oh god, the internet turned us all into the kind of people who spend all day driving around, talking to other deranged freaks, and doing basic research into what they say. No wonder it's getting more and more Pynchonesque in here
I think you mean orgoatnizing
here is my favorite goat. sheโs beautiful, sheโs a model, she is the moment, we left the dairy goat competition in protest when she was robbed
The chattering classes consider the conservation of biodiversity so frivolous (even the libs โ see e.g. the Abundists!) that they canโt comprehend that environmental literature is inherently political.
I don't have an ounce in me of what you would call patriotism but it makes me fucking sick to see neoconfederates controlling everything.
I'm still suspicious that you're just sharing Lore here, though.
Hahahaaaaaaaa
Sure you pronounce Hors d'oeuvres as "horse divorce" like i did in the 5th grade but I was a freshman in biology class before I discovered that ambivalent is NOT pronounced the same as "am bivalve ent"
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
"This is my organic daughter" I say, showing her to the room full of Real Dolls. Everyone is crying. Even the dolls, somehow.
CONTAINER CARNAGE IN THE UNITED STATES MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
โHaving a guyโ for a task is the number one most important thing you can do as you get older. We need to cultivate your guys, and the greatest honor is to be someone elseโs โguy.โ
Take cover, Ohio
if this is the cover you know it will be one of the great prog rock albums
More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer
How does lava sound when it comes to the surface of the Earth? Listen to a lava flow oozing out of its effusive vent high on the southwestern side of #Etna, 28 August 2025. That day no visits by tourists were allowed on the site, which permitted this (relatively) clean recording
MY CONCERNS WERE VALID a real mechanic will be required. At least I can drive it to one, now that there's a new battery in there. Locked in there.
clearly demonstrating how to find "the spot"
They do still exist, that's true.
unironically got online and said "I want something Kelvin Gemstone would wear" and it paid off
Please enjoy this photo of my dad and me after a fruitful hour of picking muscadines, and before we began fruitlessly attacking a car hood
I lost a lot of Guys to the general economic shit. Can't afford to do the Guy stuff. My meat guy owed me too much. I couldn't do enough for the AC guy. Things got out of whack. The connections are fragile. Do something for a weirdo today.
"will the trunk close?" We'll come to that bridge after the battery has been replaced. My concern is that it will close but never open again.
UPDATE: THE CAR IS OPEN (also the AC was just frozen up due to thermostat quirks, so we're doing pretty good)
I love that little detail. Each one he gets further back and looks higher so you know what's gonna happen.
we were all happy for an evening and thatโs not nothing
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
Somehow, Jack Parsons returned
Quick, somebody get the Drive by Truckers together again, we got a song that needs to get added to The Dirty South. www.wgal.com/article/bufo...
Quick, somebody get the Drive by Truckers together again, we got a song that needs to get added to The Dirty South
I WILL LIGHT THE SIGNAL FIRES
Few politicians will demonstrate the obscenity Andy Gipson is showing here, because doing it to a cow is illegal. But that's the Neshoba County Fair for ya. That's why Reagan came there.
rygar's amazing. one of the coolest 8 bit weapons, too
me each time I refresh the webbed site blu sky dot app
Charlie ๐ Aug 2018 COTM 