Was looking at Framework laptops just this weekend!
I search Bluesky for "dethaw" and kindly ask people if they meant to say thaw or defrost instead.
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Was looking at Framework laptops just this weekend!
Everyone grab your assault rifle and let’s uprise… Oh wait, we disarmed ourselves. Okay, plan b, grab your phones and repost this witty thing I’m about to hit send. That’ll show em.
Newsom and Netflix both tossed trans under the bus, so that makes sense.
Sounds like something an ICE sock puppet would say.
Here is your daily dose of dethaw statistics: - Days since last dethaw: 0 - Longest streak on record: 10
Dethaw isn’t a word found in the @merriam-webster.com dictionary. Did you mean to say thaw or defrost?
I use the MIT studied best starter word: salet
Staying in a hotel room that has a toilet seat that opens, flushes, and shuts all on its own. It’s creepy. I’ll walk past it to brush my teeth, it opens up, and then slowly lowers the lid disappointedly when it realizes it’s not needed. I kept expecting to hear it sigh.
The words have been kind to my usual starter!
Why is Stephen King telling me to buy Mein Kampf
Cops protect cops. ACAB
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One of them got away with cold blooded murder of an American teenager. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...
I did, my response to the comment you posted is the same.
Sure. For the low low price of enslaving all of your ethnic Muslims and force them to build it all.
Birthright citizenship means having to be born and alive. You can be unborn and alive.
Cops protect cops because ACAB.
It’s just visual artifact because thankfully the server mods turned off fall damage.
Nah. She’s held that seat since 1997 and is their longest-serving member of Congress, but every year she’s up for election the polls have her down by double digits in the run up.
Yelling “Fire!” inside of a crowded nightclub that plays hits from the 70s.
@pseudonimn.bsky.social my brain is too fogged for clues today. It’s all up to you.
Maybe they can take a look at something derived from the Coca leaves.
You have a serious typo there.
Primaries? In the Democratic Party? Is there even still such a thing.
Maybe they didn’t know what to make chicken taste like so that’s why chicken tastes like everything
They should be getting those skills if they believe tyranny is either possible or here. I can show them what I know if they want to learn.
What’ll happen is I’ll live free or die resisting.
Did you not pay attention to what happened in Afghanistan these last 60-70 years? Bunch of dudes with firearms and home made explosives pushed out two world superpowers, twice.
Here is your daily dose of dethaw statistics: - Days since last dethaw: 5 - Longest streak on record: 10
The key statistic is that anyone with a firearm will be able to resist tyranny better than the person without a firearm. If you truly believe tyranny is here and is a threat, arm yourself. Otherwise have a good brunch, post faux concern on social media, and enjoy the eggs benny.
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Red states have guns. Blue states don’t.
That was a load bearing crap you just took.
That’s Pete. He’s out to kill me.
Since the population that has self-disarmed is the one that is calling for resistance, harshly worded tweets and witty retorts.
The irony is that the same population of people who voluntarily disarm and want to forcibly disarm everyone else are the same population who also believe they are living under a tyrannical dictatorship. How do you suppose we resist? With witty retorts and terse tweets?
Did you finish hackers
Little know fact: the reason they used Mad World in that original trailer is because Marcus’s perpetual frustration with finding the right plug type for his phone.
Keevan For President
Oh man could you imagine if they swapped actors
Buck Bokai would be rolling in his grave right now if he had died.
Oh hey I made it
He’s technically not all the way dead and has ascended to the golden throne. He’s kept alive by the ritual sacrifices of psychics.
The Magna Carta? Yeah like 800 years ago.
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The pentagon pizza index never lies.
So you think butthole surfers were buttholes that surfed on the ocean or people who surfed on buttholes
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Try drinking this glass of water that only has half the fatal amount of poison in it instead of the full amount.
Is @robertpicardo.bsky.social the unicorn
Fossilized poop is called coprolite.
When you compromise with the lesser evil, evil is the side that gains advantage.
Depending on the Walmart you can access both equally
Netflix and Gavin both tossed trans people under the bus, so it’s a good match.
Here is your daily dose of dethaw statistics: - Days since last dethaw: 4 - Longest streak on record: 10
Both Gavin and Netflix throw trans people under the bus, so makes sense.
@bambulabglobal.bsky.social I am a microinfluncer would would love to review the H2S for the tens of people who follow me on Bsky.
Take notice how they are only occupying cities where liberals have voluntarily disarmed and legislated away their rights to be armed. Every liberal should be purchasing a weapon if they believe they are facing a threat to their liberty.
Sudafed isn’t a right
Did your foster mom know how many rs are in strawberry
If you can find a cafe that can make a real pistachio cream latte, the PCL is vastly superior.
a country with nationalised health care is incentivized at the state level to reduce the number of ER visits as possibly can, and will enact policies accordingly. If a country without nationalised healthcare is following suit then they will also have the same outcomes.
You’d need a Time Machine to get back to 2007 to get food stamps since they were replaced by EBT.
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
I’d have to send you a telegram because I only exist in 1912
Got mine a few weeks ago. Going into winter now on that natural immunity high.
People will denounce Accelerationism but you can’t rebuild until you hit rock bottom. Might as well take the shortest path down to bedrock.
Jesusios. It’s like Cheerios except the body of Christ.
I have her tattooed on my shoulder. She’s pretty hot
It’s my favorite question.
It’s a roomba but for your cervix
It’s often been said the FBI doesn’t solve many crimes that it itself didn’t create in the first place. Federal Bureau of Intrapment
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None of us would be at risk for scurvy
Yeah. I gotta switch over to the Apple News variant.
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What’s the thread count on that comforter
It’s a roomba but for your colon
Ah yes. The closet aristocrat
Maybe Jenna got the sunny disposition
Jesus, she needs a new Wikipedia picture like whoa.
Thankfully you don’t need to go grave robbing. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara...
The road to hell is paved in good intentions.
People will tell you to avoid eating and drinking stuff with like nitrates, preservatives, artificial flavors and colors, or whatever and I’m just like if I do that then my kidneys and liver will die of boredom.
Here is your daily dose of dethaw statistics: - Days since last dethaw: 3 - Longest streak on record: 10
When your left hand is reaching up to your arm you can see where ChatGPT glitches out because it looks like the skin on your fingers is jumping off your hands to meet your arm like you’re a Venom symbiote or something
When your left hand is reaching up to your arm you can see where ChatGPT glitches out because it looks like the skin on your fingers is jumping off your hands to meet your arm like you’re a Venom symbiote or something
How about the decking. Real wood or vinyl?
Why is Canada doing the same?
A Life Well Wasted 9 will be released one week from today. Here’s the poster design by Olly Moss. Screenprints will be on sale from 9/4 through 9/11 on the ALWW website. Still ad-free! Come back next week.
What kind of siding is that. Vinyl?
Thanks to the Trump Administration and Operation Warpspeed, right
Every time I press the “30 Seconds” button on the microwave my brain adds in the “to Mars” part.
