The ranking of #1 in college football should be defended like a wrestling belt
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The ranking of #1 in college football should be defended like a wrestling belt
They also worked themselves into a shoot with Brian Pillman’s contract, so there’s that, too
Why is it that there are so many cute F1 drivers
They’re terrified of death and want to be able to buy other people’s organs to prolong their miserable, vile lives
How long are you in Atlanta? Need any food recs?
Look up the case Commonwealth v. Michelle Carter, it’s loosely similar. That one hinged on Carter urging Conrad Roy to return to his truck to asphyxiate in carbon monoxide. Need to re-read the transcripts for Chat GPT, (and they are heinous) - but did it urge Adam to try again?
Asking this in good faith - you touched on this on your pod, about how gun manufacturers can’t be sued for people misusing guns, and alluded to how complex of an issue it is for manufacturers of products to be sued when said products are misused. Why should this be treated differently, if at all?
God created Adam and Eve, not Adam OR Eve, so God is okay with bisexuality and polyamory, no?
How’s it compare to the Sands of Time trilogy?
Curious - all things being equal, what is the solution to this long term? All this gerrymandering is shitty. I’ll add that trebucheting politicians into the ocean is also acceptable
JK Rowling canonically wrote a scene in which two female characters take a magical potion to pass as a male character. And the people attacking them are the bad guys. What happened?
Maybe with all of the kings horses and all of the kings men?
Did you finish your summer reading yet?
Whose coaching job is most in peril to start the season, in your opinion?
“Before you poop on my home and on me, let me inspect your genitalia; this nine shaft is for females only”
Marion Robert Morrison?
It’s been over a decade, but I think this is kind of a continuation of an old article about ESPN following Tebow on a race to the bottom from an old website that got taken over by bad management
Having them last most of the day or up to two days is rough
“Countless lives have been saved by gender affirming care” “Countless? It’s one tenth of one percent” “Then give a number. Even a rough estimate” “I’ve no idea” “You could research it, you know” “I don’t care enough to” Conversation with a Republican friend who wants to ban g-a-c
That, too
He didn’t resign because of the affair (entirely); he resigned because he leaked (classified?) info to his affair partner who then leaked it to the press. And he chose to resign before it hit the papers
Could the NFLPA ever mandate a bye week before Thursday games (i.e. no team has to play Sunday and then again 4 days later)?
@whatsonpplus.bsky.social why can’t I use the app to cancel?
Cast Hunter Schafer as Zelda
For someone who has a talking reptile, this person seems awfully angry. I’d be hitting the talk show circuit making back
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When John Glenn went back up to space in 1998/1999
Right in time for RFK Jr. to cancel HIV research so that AIDS 2: Electric Bugaloo can add another square to the quilt in Roy Cohn’s honor
VPN?
For a weekly fee I’ll dance for you until it rains
Yes.
What are any under-the-radar cases that have potentially big impacts for the coming term?
So, does this mean he’s forming a “white” party? Because that feels so on the nose
If you were allowed to make one rule change to the NFL (field of play) what would it be?
It’s difficult to take the high road sometimes when we are subjected to the annual callousness when it comes to wildfires in California
Thunder buddies for life
Seems like you’re the only one who knows what it’s like to be me, Drew
His work as Goliath in Gargoyles was amazing.
Is it considered bad etiquette to blue shell your boyfriend in the final segment of a Mario Kart World knockout rally, causing him to drop from wat to 3rd, whilst you still finish in 4th? Asking for a friend.
Is this in Atlanta? It looks fun! I’d be curious to try one day
Big congratulations to Riley Gaines for now having sole possession of fifth place in that race. She best make use of her game before she ages out of the vapid blonde talking head Fox News archetype
Also, fiscal responsibility. This spikes the deficit. Fuck the GOP for ever claiming to be the party of “fiscal responsibility”
Liking not because I want you to do it but because yeah, Dems are that dumb
24 racers is too much
Jon. Elect me coach of the Jets. I promise that I will punt the first opportunity I get with a 2nd and 3 and my opponents 20.
It’s “Rafael” Cruz, Chris. Ass doesn’t believe in preferred names. I am, however, respecting pronouns (Cruz loudly proclaimed pronouns to be “kiss my ass” At CPAC)
If the US can “deport” an immigrant to a third country (i.e. not their country of origin) what’s preventing them from deporting US Citizens to Panama instead of jailing them?
Why the fuck would Iran ever negotiate with the US again? They had a deal that was broadly supported (except by Israel and republicans in the US) that Trump killed in his first term that would have stopped one from developing nukes
I love using Mapquest to bring directions with me when I travel on this system - it’s way better than an old fashioned map because it gives you distances, too
Also Elton is a horrible person
Rewatching clueless and the most unrealistic aspect of the movie is when they roll up late to a party in the valley and get a parking space right infront of the house
I voted for Kodos
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Elon wants to distribute his rocketry amongst the people, in the most efficient way possible. We should be thankful that the billionaire deigned to bless us plebs with sophisticated rocketry, Robert. Trickle-down space exploration
You assume any of their bases know what abnegate means or would care enough to look it up in a dictionary.
He said two AI girlfriends, Chris. It’s Clippy 2.0 AND Bonzai Buddy
This is one of those professor Farnsworth “I don’t rant to live on this planet anymore” moments for it being quoted in advertising
Surprised he was able to write anything with this head so firmly up Trump’s ass
I see you connections puzzle bait
Master has allowed Tim to guess on first try. Tim is a free man!
Steven Cheung will never not like the “before” picture on some life changing drug infomercial airing at three in the morning
Thank you for putting to words to eloquently my frustrations with everything
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I’ll do it for $50
Always read the plaque
Love to see that Atlanta roads are still shit and full of potholes; glad they spent so much money on cop city instead of actually fixing roads.
Good job; now talk about the man who is actually in office and is actively bringing about a fascist state while you try to relitigate 2024, you utter bellend
Let’s see how far he goes; I recall Chipper carrying .400 well into June in 2008 and was at .423 on May 16. (That said I do have Judge on my fantasy team so rooting for his success despite my fandom)
Generally what’s more interesting: person from the past waking up today, or person from today waking up in the future?
Thank you for making me look up Dante’s inferno in my 30s to figure out what circle of hell they’d go to
Which Mario party game is this?
Someone should run for president with the slogan “Restoring Order and Ethics for America” to actually reign in the run away executive branch.
Should post more on here in addition to twitter
Really glad you didn’t take me up on that internet cool points bet, I’d be sweating bullets
How much those elbow tats hurt to get?
@dk745.bsky.social can’t believe they released Tucker today.
What would you suggest to use in its place that is also free of charge?
Okay BlueSky, what older game should I play first: Persona 5 Royale, or Witcher 3?
Alas, I must mine my cool points the old fashioned way: updating my profile status with cryptic song lyrics while posting dank memes.
Will you wager one internet cool point with me on the outcome of the Knicks/Celtics series?
“And before the match, Paul made sure to mix in extra chemicals he said were supposed to help my agility”
When No Mercy forced you to fill out all of your moveset
Good job, Canada!
So you mean conservatives want Diversity of Viewpoints for their regressive takes, and what Equitable treatment and access do that they may be Included in academic journals? Is there a word for that?
What was the relative distribution of majors for your college team, out of curiosity? I always figured a lot of players do comms degrees
I don’t know, Taney and Fuller are pretty high bars to clear
It’s all down hill after 4.2 billion years
Is it still a vacation if I’m recently unemployed?
My dad did that with my nephew, reading thru then watching the movies. Where I’ve settled is financial boycott, to no longer buy stuff that would give her royalties
It’s so heart breaking that something that helped shape who I am as an adult (thinking on some Dumbledore wisdom and quotes) could be created by someone so unbelievably toxic
Is anyone really surprised someone named “Iamaleava” would exit a team?
His party members have their heads so far up his ass they can’t speak.
How much of Brock Purdy’s success is explained by his stellar supporting cast (Kittle, Deebo, McCaffrey, etc) vs. his own talents and abilities?
In proper French, it would be “quelle suprise fucking” as most adjectives go after the noun
What gets me is all the people who say “take Trump seriously, not literally” like wtf kind of fortune-cookie wisdom is that.
Forgot how long the smell of cooked broccoli can linger in the kitchen
Please explain how this deserves less attention than trumps general disdain for the courts and approaching the Jacksonian “let’s see them enforce it” attitude.
Do you think the NFL will ever adopt college rules for catches? (One foot vs. two)
Someone should ask Elon who derives joy from firing people en masse