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Pete Hausler

@petehausler.bsky.social

New Yorker, Dad, Sports guy: MCFC, Metropolitans, NYR, Knickerbockers. Edit Post Road lit mag, read a ton, on a decade long crime-noir-thriller kick; love anything set in L.A. or Glasgow. unlike most of you, I like pigeons.

created November 11, 2024

510 followers 466 following 2,301 posts

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Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

A pre-dog-walk 🧵 on the pandemic. To me, the lesson of the pandemic is a very familiar one, although as far as I can tell, no one is talking about it or learning it (which is also familiar). It's about the contrast between America's two political parties.

1/9/2025, 7:12:09 PM | 722 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia are such bloviating delusional morons. they cant even march on Luhansk

1/9/2025, 9:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

if that award was ever prestigious, it’s been ruined by venal assholes like Rush and Rudy receiving it.

1/9/2025, 9:19:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

none of the other Trumps have a shot. they’re drips and weirdos and wouldnt even be able to capture Donalds legions let alone grab flip flop voters.

1/9/2025, 9:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Silver, famously accurate about recent elections. 🙄 Bluesky is sooo unimportant, he’s tweeting about it.

1/9/2025, 9:11:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

boxes are cat Kryptonite. irresistible.

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1/9/2025, 9:09:17 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Caught Stealing the film just came out and the book its based on (same title) by Charlie Huston is awesome. (its the first part of a trilogy, so I imagine the other books will be made into films too).

1/9/2025, 7:09:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

1/9/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 19099 7013 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

there’s a LOT going on there. what the fuck?

31/8/2025, 9:29:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefully Van Hecke pised him off

31/8/2025, 1:26:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

could have three yellows (+ the gratuitous shove on Haaland) already and somehow has one? surely we can pound his side all game and have him sent off.

31/8/2025, 1:23:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

can only think he just mis-hit it? didnt see a slo mo replay but hoping he like kicked the ground slightly before hitting it. otherwise, totally lame.

31/8/2025, 1:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

this isnt going to endear him to the MV cocktail circuit is it?

31/8/2025, 12:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Tong & McLean and pray for rain. Mets pitching a fucking shambles. scoring 19 yesterday cant hide their terrible staff. how does a team that gives up 27 in 3 games to a 4th place Marlins team expect to do anything in the playoffs. (if they even make the post season)

30/8/2025, 11:39:01 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

isnt culling the population a large part of fascism?

30/8/2025, 10:44:43 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

the streets wont forget Andrew Cuomo

30/8/2025, 8:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kori Schake (@kschake.bsky.social) reposted

Well done helping the rest of us appreciate why the decision to honor an insurrectionist is damaging both to our military and our society, @markhertling.bsky.social.

30/8/2025, 7:46:38 PM | 334 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

lol Hakeem dont like sticking his head out of the bunker. Greater chance of the sun rising in the west.

30/8/2025, 6:48:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Man U are back! Amiron at the wheel. Spurs title hopes dashed 😂😂

30/8/2025, 4:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted

I've read so many things that made me angry today but here's one that makes me happy: The 50th anniversary rerelease of Jaws is expected to gross about $10 million this weekend. Everybody go see Jaws! Bring the kids! (If they're, I dunno, 10 or older? I saw it when I was 11. It rocked my world.)

29/8/2025, 9:48:48 PM | 429 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

it's the constant gaslighting that gets me.

29/8/2025, 8:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

😂😂

29/8/2025, 7:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

😂😂

29/8/2025, 6:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

important stuff. thanks for covering so thoroughly. 🙄

29/8/2025, 6:04:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

oh damn, thanks! didnt realize. and now that I’ve read a great preview, I’m all in.

29/8/2025, 1:02:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel left out with all the City fans talking about the women’s side because I dont think I get those matches on any one my channels here in the states. will be nice to read about them from a trusted source. 🙂

29/8/2025, 12:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

an ignorant white man with unearned confidence and prestige, suckered by a quack fad you say? He should start a podcast.

29/8/2025, 12:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

dude didn’t realize you write about MC women. this is fantastic. just followed your yardieball account. 👏👏

29/8/2025, 12:20:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeanine Pirro is at the wheel. haha

28/8/2025, 7:55:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted

Listening to a podcast where a well known tech world wannabe fascist calls journalism "nonconsensual invasion of privacy for profit" and thinks that's clever and my goodness does that reveal a lot of how completely brain wormed a bunch of these guys are once they faced a tiny bit of criticism.

28/8/2025, 4:24:24 PM | 2778 537 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

looks pretty … robust. and KEV!! 🥲

28/8/2025, 5:06:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. Did Peter Thiel wrote this?

28/8/2025, 5:03:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The hectorer🇨🇦 (@thehectorer.bsky.social) reposted

With their gutting of the CDC and other agencies Canada should no longer accept any food imports from the 🇺🇲. It's a public health issue #BoycottUSA

28/8/2025, 12:35:27 PM | 4530 722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) reposted

Few doctors have wreaked as much medical havoc as Bill Cassidy, the senator who overcame his initial, well-founded concerns to pave the way for RFK’s HHS confirmation

27/8/2025, 11:12:24 PM | 791 208 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

28/8/2025, 2:04:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Haven’t been as excited to watch a Mets pitcher since early Matt Harvey. McLean’s fun to watch

28/8/2025, 1:58:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Mets have a new folk hero. wow. scintillating performance from Nolan McLean. 8 innings 3 hits. 0 runs.

28/8/2025, 1:12:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Hey SNY, love you, love how you cover the Mets but a big fuck you for running that DHS Kristi Noem bullshit during a Mets broadcast. A very big fuck you.

28/8/2025, 12:34:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

him or Rubio 🙂

28/8/2025, 12:27:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

also, Patterson was a sucky unelected governor.

28/8/2025, 12:26:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

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27/8/2025, 11:14:56 PM | 21517 7079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

exactly.

28/8/2025, 12:21:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

oh my and or lol

27/8/2025, 10:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Amend (@billamend.bsky.social) reposted

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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12/8/2025, 1:28:10 AM | 33054 7043 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Postcard From The Past (@pastpostcard.bsky.social) reposted

Autumn is a sad & melancholic yet beautiful season & does strange things to me.

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27/8/2025, 7:46:54 AM | 328 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

this is such a perfect description of his “intellect.” I always throw my hands up and just call him a moron 😂. but this articulates what I hate about him very precisely.

27/8/2025, 1:19:10 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Argentina? You dont say. 🤔

27/8/2025, 12:12:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Mets are 2-0 since Bohm started crying about parabolic mics. 🙂

27/8/2025, 2:46:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

star of the series 😂😂

27/8/2025, 2:45:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

has a future in the booth for sure. has that laconic twang to his voice.

27/8/2025, 2:42:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

LFGM!!!

27/8/2025, 2:37:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 45939 11606 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

this dumb shit right here is why nominal democrats like me hate the Democratic party. this is why Mamdani is crushing all comers here in NYC. its the wishy washy cowardice.

27/8/2025, 12:43:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

hah. I know.

27/8/2025, 12:38:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

His handlers at RT told this piece of garbage to say this.

26/8/2025, 8:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

If she’s hoping our compromised, partisan, illegitimate, alt-right SCOTUS will save her, I have some bad news. (yea, this will go to the Supreme Court)

26/8/2025, 8:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

do you know anyone in, um, government who might do something active to stop him and not just write concerning posts?

26/8/2025, 8:02:03 PM | 37 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Nobel aint going to someone who kidnaps his own citizens

26/8/2025, 6:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

exactly like this.

26/8/2025, 5:25:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. answer is no. AI can mimic suffering. it cant suffer. realize this is rage bait, but c’mon.

26/8/2025, 1:47:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

omg, dont make me side with google.

26/8/2025, 1:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@timothyburke.bsky.social) reposted

Most countries on the planet have stopped allowing their postal services to ship items to the United States, and services like DHL have done the same, because our government can't even tell them what the import duties would be. Mainstream press isn't reporting this and innumerable other shitshows.

26/8/2025, 12:44:11 PM | 211 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

he’s traumatized by his years at Man City where they NEVER had an actual left back 😂

26/8/2025, 1:19:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

26/8/2025, 1:17:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Fuckin A right.

26/8/2025, 1:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan🇺🇦 (@dan401w.bsky.social) reposted

This constant drama with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the utter refusal by the Regime to just admit they fucked up and leave him alone is a perfect distillation of how incompetent and cruel they are.

25/8/2025, 4:07:30 PM | 4363 1170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa.bsky.social) reposted

I can't believe people are comparing Netanyahu to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Netanyahu.

25/8/2025, 3:44:03 PM | 207 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

our SCOTUS is hyper-partisan, alt-right, activist and illegitimate.

25/8/2025, 8:35:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

would like confirmation on this. 😂😂

25/8/2025, 8:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

😂😂👏👏

25/8/2025, 8:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Lee (@davelee.me) reposted

“They claim to read the same books” is such a multilayered burn, I LOVE it

25/8/2025, 11:31:57 AM | 1795 381 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

oh my god yes. also, they could do both, they’re not mutually exclusive. They can hammer kitchen table/affordability issues while also bull-horning the fascism problem.

25/8/2025, 12:51:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

25/8/2025, 12:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

The Enshitification of America continues apace. Thanks Trump voters.

24/8/2025, 10:55:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a NYer and Hakeem embarrasses me so much. he’s useless. would love for Ms. Crockett to be Dem house leader.

24/8/2025, 8:19:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

I know! it was literally about 99% of his campaign.

24/8/2025, 2:50:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

24/8/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 12445 4459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a first cousin to “you gotta hand it to him.” No, you never have to hand it to him and you never have to agree that “he has a point.” these milquetoast center right assholes, man.

23/8/2025, 11:49:06 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) reposted reply parent

I’m also trying to imagine someone running for mayor of Paris or Berlin or Amsterdam or Toronto or Montreal on a platform of being scared of the subway, utter loser behavior

23/8/2025, 11:40:01 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

the bizarre idea that she’s a scapegoat and not a full-fledged co-conspirator is insane.

23/8/2025, 9:35:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree about Marmoush. he had 2 or 3 chances in the first half. was surprised to see him come off. He wasnt great, everyone was kind of bad, though he and Bobb were the best of a bad bunch.

23/8/2025, 7:49:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

tbf, I heard whispers of a parade last week from our fans and an honest to god shout for Reijnders’ eventual Balon d’Or win on a podcast 🙂

23/8/2025, 7:15:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

very smart. when I first heard about the chips & bribes thing, you just knew it was going to be a Mamdani ad.

23/8/2025, 7:07:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Mayor Adams is so underwater, and his clown campaign is so incompetent that every new allegation is laugh-out-loud comedy-fucking-gold. I mean, a bribe in a bag of Herrs? good god, who’s scripting this?

23/8/2025, 7:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

one of those IYKYK things. when i first scrolled it didnt have sound & I saw the chips & laughed. I assumed the spot was about the Adams corrupt bribe thing. but when I realized he was just eating the chips, it was even funnier. (I am sure its the same brand chips, too. his campaign is thorough!)

23/8/2025, 7:01:36 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

on their phones no doubt?

23/8/2025, 5:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

yes. so aggravating. Trafford didnt do a lot to improve his chances to be No 1. looked very shaky coming out and with the ball.

23/8/2025, 1:46:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves. Playing Wolves first week flattered us. we still obviously have lots of issues.

23/8/2025, 1:44:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves. Spurs are always a Bogey team for us, home and away, and Frank is going to make that even worse.

23/8/2025, 12:34:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

hate it when keepers try to stuff that pass right up a clogged middle. just fucking Route 1 it, ffs. or put it to one of the other two defenders off to each side. its the ugly, infuriating side of Pep ball.

23/8/2025, 12:32:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves y’all

23/8/2025, 12:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

Haaland, Bobb, Cherki, Marmoush and Reijnders all starting? damn. 🙂 🙂👏👏

23/8/2025, 11:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)

fucking thugs.

22/8/2025, 9:51:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

can someone smarter than me define “US” in this instance. like, how does that work? where does that 10% stake go, assuming Intel will be profitable going forward? how can we as citizens track that

22/8/2025, 9:46:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

define “America”. like, who is “America”? am I as a citizen going to get dividends? kidding, obvs Trump extorted the money and its going to him, via a crypto account.

22/8/2025, 9:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

its funny too because bald eagles hate Trump

22/8/2025, 1:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. Did Fascism write that?

21/8/2025, 3:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds good … for Putin.

21/8/2025, 3:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view