Pete Hausler
@petehausler.bsky.social
New Yorker, Dad, Sports guy: MCFC, Metropolitans, NYR, Knickerbockers. Edit Post Road lit mag, read a ton, on a decade long crime-noir-thriller kick; love anything set in L.A. or Glasgow. unlike most of you, I like pigeons.
created November 11, 2024
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David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
A pre-dog-walk 🧵 on the pandemic. To me, the lesson of the pandemic is a very familiar one, although as far as I can tell, no one is talking about it or learning it (which is also familiar). It's about the contrast between America's two political parties.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia are such bloviating delusional morons. they cant even march on Luhansk
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
if that award was ever prestigious, it’s been ruined by venal assholes like Rush and Rudy receiving it.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
none of the other Trumps have a shot. they’re drips and weirdos and wouldnt even be able to capture Donalds legions let alone grab flip flop voters.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate Silver, famously accurate about recent elections. 🙄 Bluesky is sooo unimportant, he’s tweeting about it.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
boxes are cat Kryptonite. irresistible.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Caught Stealing the film just came out and the book its based on (same title) by Charlie Huston is awesome. (its the first part of a trilogy, so I imagine the other books will be made into films too).
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
there’s a LOT going on there. what the fuck?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
hopefully Van Hecke pised him off
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
could have three yellows (+ the gratuitous shove on Haaland) already and somehow has one? surely we can pound his side all game and have him sent off.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
can only think he just mis-hit it? didnt see a slo mo replay but hoping he like kicked the ground slightly before hitting it. otherwise, totally lame.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
this isnt going to endear him to the MV cocktail circuit is it?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Tong & McLean and pray for rain. Mets pitching a fucking shambles. scoring 19 yesterday cant hide their terrible staff. how does a team that gives up 27 in 3 games to a 4th place Marlins team expect to do anything in the playoffs. (if they even make the post season)
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
isnt culling the population a large part of fascism?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
the streets wont forget Andrew Cuomo
Kori Schake (@kschake.bsky.social) reposted
Well done helping the rest of us appreciate why the decision to honor an insurrectionist is damaging both to our military and our society, @markhertling.bsky.social.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
lol Hakeem dont like sticking his head out of the bunker. Greater chance of the sun rising in the west.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Man U are back! Amiron at the wheel. Spurs title hopes dashed 😂😂
Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
I've read so many things that made me angry today but here's one that makes me happy: The 50th anniversary rerelease of Jaws is expected to gross about $10 million this weekend. Everybody go see Jaws! Bring the kids! (If they're, I dunno, 10 or older? I saw it when I was 11. It rocked my world.)
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the constant gaslighting that gets me.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
important stuff. thanks for covering so thoroughly. 🙄
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
oh damn, thanks! didnt realize. and now that I’ve read a great preview, I’m all in.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel left out with all the City fans talking about the women’s side because I dont think I get those matches on any one my channels here in the states. will be nice to read about them from a trusted source. 🙂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
an ignorant white man with unearned confidence and prestige, suckered by a quack fad you say? He should start a podcast.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
dude didn’t realize you write about MC women. this is fantastic. just followed your yardieball account. 👏👏
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeanine Pirro is at the wheel. haha
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
Listening to a podcast where a well known tech world wannabe fascist calls journalism "nonconsensual invasion of privacy for profit" and thinks that's clever and my goodness does that reveal a lot of how completely brain wormed a bunch of these guys are once they faced a tiny bit of criticism.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
looks pretty … robust. and KEV!! 🥲
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. Did Peter Thiel wrote this?
The hectorer🇨🇦 (@thehectorer.bsky.social) reposted
With their gutting of the CDC and other agencies Canada should no longer accept any food imports from the 🇺🇲. It's a public health issue #BoycottUSA
Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) reposted
Few doctors have wreaked as much medical havoc as Bill Cassidy, the senator who overcame his initial, well-founded concerns to pave the way for RFK’s HHS confirmation
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Haven’t been as excited to watch a Mets pitcher since early Matt Harvey. McLean’s fun to watch
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Mets have a new folk hero. wow. scintillating performance from Nolan McLean. 8 innings 3 hits. 0 runs.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Hey SNY, love you, love how you cover the Mets but a big fuck you for running that DHS Kristi Noem bullshit during a Mets broadcast. A very big fuck you.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
him or Rubio 🙂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
also, Patterson was a sucky unelected governor.
Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
oh my and or lol
Bill Amend (@billamend.bsky.social) reposted
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Postcard From The Past (@pastpostcard.bsky.social) reposted
Autumn is a sad & melancholic yet beautiful season & does strange things to me.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
this is such a perfect description of his “intellect.” I always throw my hands up and just call him a moron 😂. but this articulates what I hate about him very precisely.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Argentina? You dont say. 🤔
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Mets are 2-0 since Bohm started crying about parabolic mics. 🙂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
star of the series 😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
has a future in the booth for sure. has that laconic twang to his voice.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
LFGM!!!
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
this dumb shit right here is why nominal democrats like me hate the Democratic party. this is why Mamdani is crushing all comers here in NYC. its the wishy washy cowardice.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
hah. I know.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
His handlers at RT told this piece of garbage to say this.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
If she’s hoping our compromised, partisan, illegitimate, alt-right SCOTUS will save her, I have some bad news. (yea, this will go to the Supreme Court)
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
do you know anyone in, um, government who might do something active to stop him and not just write concerning posts?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Nobel aint going to someone who kidnaps his own citizens
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly like this.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. answer is no. AI can mimic suffering. it cant suffer. realize this is rage bait, but c’mon.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
omg, dont make me side with google.
Timothy Burke (@timothyburke.bsky.social) reposted
Most countries on the planet have stopped allowing their postal services to ship items to the United States, and services like DHL have done the same, because our government can't even tell them what the import duties would be. Mainstream press isn't reporting this and innumerable other shitshows.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s traumatized by his years at Man City where they NEVER had an actual left back 😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Fuckin A right.
Dan🇺🇦 (@dan401w.bsky.social) reposted
This constant drama with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the utter refusal by the Regime to just admit they fucked up and leave him alone is a perfect distillation of how incompetent and cruel they are.
Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa.bsky.social) reposted
I can't believe people are comparing Netanyahu to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Netanyahu.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
our SCOTUS is hyper-partisan, alt-right, activist and illegitimate.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
would like confirmation on this. 😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
😂😂👏👏
Dave Lee (@davelee.me) reposted
“They claim to read the same books” is such a multilayered burn, I LOVE it
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
oh my god yes. also, they could do both, they’re not mutually exclusive. They can hammer kitchen table/affordability issues while also bull-horning the fascism problem.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
The Enshitification of America continues apace. Thanks Trump voters.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a NYer and Hakeem embarrasses me so much. he’s useless. would love for Ms. Crockett to be Dem house leader.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! it was literally about 99% of his campaign.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a first cousin to “you gotta hand it to him.” No, you never have to hand it to him and you never have to agree that “he has a point.” these milquetoast center right assholes, man.
Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) reposted reply parent
I’m also trying to imagine someone running for mayor of Paris or Berlin or Amsterdam or Toronto or Montreal on a platform of being scared of the subway, utter loser behavior
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
the bizarre idea that she’s a scapegoat and not a full-fledged co-conspirator is insane.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree about Marmoush. he had 2 or 3 chances in the first half. was surprised to see him come off. He wasnt great, everyone was kind of bad, though he and Bobb were the best of a bad bunch.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf, I heard whispers of a parade last week from our fans and an honest to god shout for Reijnders’ eventual Balon d’Or win on a podcast 🙂
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
very smart. when I first heard about the chips & bribes thing, you just knew it was going to be a Mamdani ad.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Mayor Adams is so underwater, and his clown campaign is so incompetent that every new allegation is laugh-out-loud comedy-fucking-gold. I mean, a bribe in a bag of Herrs? good god, who’s scripting this?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
one of those IYKYK things. when i first scrolled it didnt have sound & I saw the chips & laughed. I assumed the spot was about the Adams corrupt bribe thing. but when I realized he was just eating the chips, it was even funnier. (I am sure its the same brand chips, too. his campaign is thorough!)
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
on their phones no doubt?
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Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
yes. so aggravating. Trafford didnt do a lot to improve his chances to be No 1. looked very shaky coming out and with the ball.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves. Playing Wolves first week flattered us. we still obviously have lots of issues.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves. Spurs are always a Bogey team for us, home and away, and Frank is going to make that even worse.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
hate it when keepers try to stuff that pass right up a clogged middle. just fucking Route 1 it, ffs. or put it to one of the other two defenders off to each side. its the ugly, infuriating side of Pep ball.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Thomas Frank’s Spurs aint Wolves y’all
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
Haaland, Bobb, Cherki, Marmoush and Reijnders all starting? damn. 🙂 🙂👏👏
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social)
fucking thugs.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
can someone smarter than me define “US” in this instance. like, how does that work? where does that 10% stake go, assuming Intel will be profitable going forward? how can we as citizens track that
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
define “America”. like, who is “America”? am I as a citizen going to get dividends? kidding, obvs Trump extorted the money and its going to him, via a crypto account.
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
its funny too because bald eagles hate Trump
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. Did Fascism write that?
Pete Hausler (@petehausler.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds good … for Putin.