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Pete Keeley

@petekeeley.bsky.social

Copy editor by day, copy editor by night also. I work at Puck. I use to work at THR. Also: Deep-cleaning enthusiast. Proud dad and Volvo XC70 owner.

created May 9, 2023

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Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

It is very annoying to me that you cannot argue that x person would be better than Trump without getting berated. Depending on how far left you go, you can’t even argue that Biden would have been better than Trump so… yeah if those are my only two choices I am also going with Vance

2/9/2025, 3:49:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Despite the headline, this story is basically arguing “Hey, maybe it’s good that troops are in the streets because carjackings are down.” I don’t think anyone was saying “There no way this will reduce crime”! That’s COMPLETELY beside the point!!

1/9/2025, 5:12:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Anyone who’s ever read even a single book on what happened to European nobility when there was a war or revolution to occupy them knows exactly what’s going on here

1/9/2025, 1:26:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

31/8/2025, 2:25:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tommy Tomlinson (@tommytomlinson.bsky.social) reposted

“The receiver caught the ball, crossed the goal line, but then handed the ball to the referee, clearly losing possession”

31/8/2025, 2:17:22 AM | 188 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what I saw too

31/8/2025, 2:21:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok

31/8/2025, 1:55:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro, thank you. In November there were two parties supporting ancient, sundowning, physically frail candidates. One party got rid of their candidate. The other party didn’t. The media only cared about the former. I’m still struggling to make sense of it TBH

31/8/2025, 1:23:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

How is she of all people completely unfamiliar with 4chan ?

31/8/2025, 1:12:16 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Still reeling from Charlamagne calling Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur”

31/8/2025, 1:10:28 AM | 159 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

This happened to every show for a while there. Activist knew they weren’t going to have any effect on Last Man Standing so they went after the most diverse, inclusive shows over bullshit always

31/8/2025, 1:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

What was the show about the Afghani interpreter coming to live in the U.S. and people trying to get it pulled from the schedule because guy was played by a Pakistani or some shit?

31/8/2025, 1:04:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Y: The Last Man choking itself off trying to be inclusive of every gender was also flabbergasting

31/8/2025, 1:02:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

cummerbund

31/8/2025, 12:52:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh SNAP

30/8/2025, 4:49:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

This is a great time to recommend one of the best shows ever made: a Korean period zombie show called The Kingdom.

30/8/2025, 4:48:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean like that one movie where Sinbad kills the president?

30/8/2025, 4:43:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel🏳️‍🌈 she/they universal healthcare now (@knownforms.bsky.social) reposted

Ocean’s 9 but it’s all these women suing the shit out of Meta and taking control of the company

30/8/2025, 12:34:37 AM | 850 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Homer you’re a godsend. I can’t deal with these DIEHARD fans

30/8/2025, 4:33:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

I think the REAL story here is that Taco Bell has a Chief Digital and Technology Officer…

30/8/2025, 4:32:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Dang. Ah well you’ll get em next time. Can’t complain about a 300% profit I suppose

30/8/2025, 4:31:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

What SHOULD the price have been?

30/8/2025, 4:24:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Wai till you encounter the guys who muse about how easy and endemic life was under Stalin

28/8/2025, 3:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

These are rookie numbers we can do better

27/8/2025, 9:32:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

27% of the country will support literally anything so… I don’t think it is

27/8/2025, 9:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not going to crater until the economy does. Thats just the nature of political attention in the U.S. electorate

27/8/2025, 6:38:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand with Trey!

27/8/2025, 6:35:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

I got a tip for the FBI about Scientology…

27/8/2025, 4:34:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Well if the public hates it so much then how come the AI companies are making so much money then, huh? Explain THAT

27/8/2025, 4:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Because by tyranny all they ever meant was “freedom to discriminate against blacks, and for the past 50 years or so, gays also”

27/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social) reposted

Update: it got funny again

Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine X.com Assault a law enforcement officer, and you'll be prosecuted. This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn't think it's funny today, because we charged him with a felony.
27/8/2025, 1:37:25 PM | 13743 1865 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

“Surely this young lady who majored in creative writing at Oberlin and then took a year off to travel can help us connect with the average voter.”

27/8/2025, 3:57:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

What the Democrats need is new guys with fresh ideas (who have also never worked a real job in their lives)

27/8/2025, 3:44:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Seek God

27/8/2025, 3:41:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Can anyone in economics or policy BlueSky explain why tourism from Mexico is up 14% year over year?? Am I misreading this?

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27/8/2025, 3:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Just glancing over the news today and think about how, in the run-up to the election, many publications, including my own, repeatedly and gleefully referred to anyone scared of creeping authoritarianism under Trump 2.0 as a “bed-wetter”

25/8/2025, 4:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

It would behoove the “I will never understand any circumstances vote for the current favorite for the 2028 Dem nomination” to start making a POSITIVE case for their preferred candidate because this shit does not work

25/8/2025, 3:52:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair.

25/8/2025, 3:48:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Before the iPhone X, every single disabled person was basically in Dachau

25/8/2025, 3:20:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Not my point at all but good for them

25/8/2025, 3:14:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

I am once again calling for a badge like a blue check but it just verifies that you are a parent and are therefore minimally qualified to talk about issues that affect kids and parents.

25/8/2025, 3:13:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

There are also plenty of other devices that can do that, tho I’m not sure whether that can also access Instagram. But anyways: diabetic kids were in fact able to attend school without immediately dying in the age before smartphones

25/8/2025, 3:09:41 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

This is truly insane. I absolutely must see the evidence for her claims,

25/8/2025, 3:07:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

This is her weirdest crusade, among many. Chaos lol.

25/8/2025, 3:04:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

So who is leading the charge to redistrict California and Illinois? Or does that not count for some reason?

22/8/2025, 12:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should! Just not the people trying to win an election

21/8/2025, 2:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Link?? Book recs??

21/8/2025, 2:24:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

But if you actually do CrossFit you will get healthier. CrossFit’s “innovation” was just turning serious strength training into a group activity (and also making it cheap to open a gym). Are you blaming it because it’s easy for guys to “stolen valor” CrossFit?

21/8/2025, 2:15:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

You should get a job as a strategist. Voters love being talked down to

21/8/2025, 2:08:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

*your fighting back doesn’t count if you once did an ill-advised podcast with Steve Bannon

21/8/2025, 2:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

If you all are going to insist on litigating the 2028 election in mid 2025, then maybe make a positive case for the candidate you want instead of creating a list of people who you’ll never ever vote for?

20/8/2025, 1:34:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Seems we have still not learned the “Walter Bloomberg” lesson. Sincerely, Pete Businessweek

20/8/2025, 12:47:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nathan Goldwag (@goldwagnathan.bsky.social) reposted

You cannot understand this except in the context of the very successful campaign by prestige media for most of the last decade to render the concept of "moral judgement" illegitimate.

16/8/2025, 9:55:12 PM | 361 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane. I am literally at a loss. I know there’s that one brewery type place. What else do they mean? A gas station?

16/8/2025, 11:58:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that someone from Elmhurst is shitting in OP, just… 😘👌. Buddy your downtown is anchored by a combination CVS/Panera please be fr

16/8/2025, 11:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted

I have lost all patience with the apparently unshakeable conviction that striking a reasonable, moderate pose means assuming the sincerity of transparently pretextual horseshit. Donald Trump does not care about reducing crime in DC. He is testing and normalizing paramilitary deployments in cities.

15/8/2025, 9:52:32 PM | 5386 1357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Someone run this guy’s stuff through a plagiarism detector please

12/8/2025, 1:06:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Lived in eastern LA for 15+ years and gotta say the amount of illegal dumping is really wearing me down. I don’t give a fuck about trash from encampments—that’s a city problem. I’d simply like to walk 2 blocks in my neighborhood without having to step over a mattress or broken TV.

26/7/2025, 6:11:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Odd combination of songs in my head right now: Tool - Forty Six & 2 and everything from Kpop Demon Hunters

25/7/2025, 5:51:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Lady at the car wash is playing a 20 sex clip of Christian music ON A LOOP very loudly from her phone. Tempted to start playing Ozzy at the same or louder volume.

23/7/2025, 8:17:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

This is the first time in history that young people have done something they regretted immediately

22/7/2025, 5:52:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

It bothers me that you can’t read, either words or context clues, and are very confident about you ability to do both.

21/7/2025, 10:17:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

How do these people function and why did they all come here??

21/7/2025, 10:08:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted

One of the more notable things about our present political moment is that former Republicans like Joe Walsh or the folks at the Bulwark have a more clear eyed understanding of political strategy than a significant number of long-time, moderate Democrats.

21/7/2025, 4:48:33 PM | 2887 523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Her husband is the guy from S Town

21/7/2025, 2:29:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t the just publish a big story on Trump Epstein on A1? (I mean the story should have been published in 2015 but…)

21/7/2025, 2:24:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

campaign ad cut. 0 edits required.

21/7/2025, 2:03:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh. Depends on how badly he's owned IMO

20/7/2025, 11:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow the "Not believing in astrology is white supremacy" lady has entered the chat. The gang's all here!

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20/7/2025, 11:22:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Had to triple-check that this exchange is happening on Twitter and not BlueSky but... let them fight?

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20/7/2025, 11:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted

Trying to imagine how Fox News would have covered it if in May 2024 Kamala Harris took a secret day trip to visit the head of CNN. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

20/7/2025, 2:24:11 AM | 2871 838 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

I am as cynical as the next guy but I do sincerely believe a “Trump best friends with America’s most notorious pedophile” News cycle would have allowed Hillary tor eke out a win

20/7/2025, 4:17:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

The gang’s all here!

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20/7/2025, 1:23:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Hochman blocked me years ago. Has he completed the arc?

19/7/2025, 10:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JB stan account (@johnbrownstan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

One reason I don't hate Yglesias as much as everyone says I'm supposed to is that, unlike many putatively leftists, he managed to correctly answer the most important moral question of our generation up to that point, which is "should you openly support the Democrats in 2024"

19/7/2025, 7:12:25 PM | 198 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Somewhat remarkable that had Trump’s DOJ not botched this whole thing, the Times never would have written this story, which they probably SHOULD HAVE written in, oh, July 2015?

19/7/2025, 9:59:08 PM | 212 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

The least popular dudes in NYC are all convinced of their incredible popularity

19/7/2025, 9:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

The issue with this is it assumes that as LLMs get better, they will need the exact same amount of compute, so cheaper and more efficient chips will make the whole enterprise cheaper. But they will not need the exact same amount of compute…

19/7/2025, 6:38:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally never for a whole host of reasons! OpenAI could get people to watch 3 minutes worth of ads before entering every prompt and probably still lose money

19/7/2025, 6:36:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

I know this is a joke but the lack of imagination by gun control advocates never ceases to amaze and frustrate me. They basically have two ideas and have been hammering these two ideas for 30 years. Guys there are lots of other things we can try!

19/7/2025, 6:33:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d wager less that 1% of this website thinks that

19/7/2025, 6:25:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

CNN putting this behind a paywall is crazy

19/7/2025, 5:14:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

the list of things I hate Trump for is long but rising quickly is the extent to which he is making me into an Epstein conspiracy theorist

18/7/2025, 9:04:57 PM | 1192 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

The r/chatGPT subreddit is the most frightening place on the internet

19/7/2025, 2:28:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

French foreign minister take note: ban everyone in the Trump administration from ever setting foot in Paris

19/7/2025, 1:04:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

I honestly didn’t think they’d do it. I guess I still have new levels of cynicism to reach.

17/7/2025, 5:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Obtuse humorlessness has NO political party!

17/7/2025, 4:44:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Mamdani Checked Box Labeled “Prominent Dominant Islamic, Asiatic Black Hebrew” on His Application to Columbia

17/7/2025, 1:29:56 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

mien = one syllable mores = two syllables Fucked up situation, that

16/7/2025, 2:08:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

I never said it was unreasonable! I am just surprised that people want to fight about this in June 2025.

16/7/2025, 2:04:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not really a counterpoint. I agree! But if you’re on record as stating that there’s literally nothing a candidate could do to win your vote, you should expect to be ignored.

16/7/2025, 12:54:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok

16/7/2025, 12:51:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a plan. Caveat: I was referring specifically the the idea of emphatically declaring, 3.5 years away from an election, that you would never ever vote for someone no matter what. 3.5 years is a long time! A lot can happen! Circumstances can change! Candidates can change! YOU can change!

15/7/2025, 9:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

What a way to go out

15/7/2025, 8:22:52 PM | 4669 864 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Wired is definitely punching way about its weight scoop-wise but overall I’d say the NYT, WaPo, and shockingly the WSJ have all done their fair share of good reporting. [ducks]

15/7/2025, 9:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

I think July 2025 is too early to be fighting about this

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15/7/2025, 9:41:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

Never heard of them…

15/7/2025, 9:40:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent

One of who?

15/7/2025, 7:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)

Christmas Creep but instead it’s declaring you’ll never vote for someone a full 3.5 years before the election in question.

15/7/2025, 7:30:48 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view