Pete Keeley
@petekeeley.bsky.social
Copy editor by day, copy editor by night also. I work at Puck. I use to work at THR. Also: Deep-cleaning enthusiast. Proud dad and Volvo XC70 owner.
created May 9, 2023
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Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
It is very annoying to me that you cannot argue that x person would be better than Trump without getting berated. Depending on how far left you go, you can’t even argue that Biden would have been better than Trump so… yeah if those are my only two choices I am also going with Vance
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Despite the headline, this story is basically arguing “Hey, maybe it’s good that troops are in the streets because carjackings are down.” I don’t think anyone was saying “There no way this will reduce crime”! That’s COMPLETELY beside the point!!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Anyone who’s ever read even a single book on what happened to European nobility when there was a war or revolution to occupy them knows exactly what’s going on here
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Tommy Tomlinson (@tommytomlinson.bsky.social) reposted
“The receiver caught the ball, crossed the goal line, but then handed the ball to the referee, clearly losing possession”
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I saw too
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro, thank you. In November there were two parties supporting ancient, sundowning, physically frail candidates. One party got rid of their candidate. The other party didn’t. The media only cared about the former. I’m still struggling to make sense of it TBH
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
How is she of all people completely unfamiliar with 4chan ?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Still reeling from Charlamagne calling Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur”
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
This happened to every show for a while there. Activist knew they weren’t going to have any effect on Last Man Standing so they went after the most diverse, inclusive shows over bullshit always
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
What was the show about the Afghani interpreter coming to live in the U.S. and people trying to get it pulled from the schedule because guy was played by a Pakistani or some shit?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Y: The Last Man choking itself off trying to be inclusive of every gender was also flabbergasting
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
cummerbund
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
…
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh SNAP
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
This is a great time to recommend one of the best shows ever made: a Korean period zombie show called The Kingdom.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean like that one movie where Sinbad kills the president?
Mel🏳️🌈 she/they universal healthcare now (@knownforms.bsky.social) reposted
Ocean’s 9 but it’s all these women suing the shit out of Meta and taking control of the company
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Homer you’re a godsend. I can’t deal with these DIEHARD fans
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
I think the REAL story here is that Taco Bell has a Chief Digital and Technology Officer…
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang. Ah well you’ll get em next time. Can’t complain about a 300% profit I suppose
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
What SHOULD the price have been?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Wai till you encounter the guys who muse about how easy and endemic life was under Stalin
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
These are rookie numbers we can do better
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
27% of the country will support literally anything so… I don’t think it is
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not going to crater until the economy does. Thats just the nature of political attention in the U.S. electorate
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand with Trey!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
I got a tip for the FBI about Scientology…
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Well if the public hates it so much then how come the AI companies are making so much money then, huh? Explain THAT
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Because by tyranny all they ever meant was “freedom to discriminate against blacks, and for the past 50 years or so, gays also”
Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social) reposted
Update: it got funny again
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
“Surely this young lady who majored in creative writing at Oberlin and then took a year off to travel can help us connect with the average voter.”
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
What the Democrats need is new guys with fresh ideas (who have also never worked a real job in their lives)
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Seek God
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Can anyone in economics or policy BlueSky explain why tourism from Mexico is up 14% year over year?? Am I misreading this?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Just glancing over the news today and think about how, in the run-up to the election, many publications, including my own, repeatedly and gleefully referred to anyone scared of creeping authoritarianism under Trump 2.0 as a “bed-wetter”
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
It would behoove the “I will never understand any circumstances vote for the current favorite for the 2028 Dem nomination” to start making a POSITIVE case for their preferred candidate because this shit does not work
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Before the iPhone X, every single disabled person was basically in Dachau
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my point at all but good for them
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
I am once again calling for a badge like a blue check but it just verifies that you are a parent and are therefore minimally qualified to talk about issues that affect kids and parents.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
There are also plenty of other devices that can do that, tho I’m not sure whether that can also access Instagram. But anyways: diabetic kids were in fact able to attend school without immediately dying in the age before smartphones
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
This is truly insane. I absolutely must see the evidence for her claims,
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
This is her weirdest crusade, among many. Chaos lol.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
So who is leading the charge to redistrict California and Illinois? Or does that not count for some reason?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should! Just not the people trying to win an election
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Link?? Book recs??
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
But if you actually do CrossFit you will get healthier. CrossFit’s “innovation” was just turning serious strength training into a group activity (and also making it cheap to open a gym). Are you blaming it because it’s easy for guys to “stolen valor” CrossFit?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
You should get a job as a strategist. Voters love being talked down to
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
*your fighting back doesn’t count if you once did an ill-advised podcast with Steve Bannon
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
If you all are going to insist on litigating the 2028 election in mid 2025, then maybe make a positive case for the candidate you want instead of creating a list of people who you’ll never ever vote for?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Seems we have still not learned the “Walter Bloomberg” lesson. Sincerely, Pete Businessweek
Nathan Goldwag (@goldwagnathan.bsky.social) reposted
You cannot understand this except in the context of the very successful campaign by prestige media for most of the last decade to render the concept of "moral judgement" illegitimate.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Insane. I am literally at a loss. I know there’s that one brewery type place. What else do they mean? A gas station?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that someone from Elmhurst is shitting in OP, just… 😘👌. Buddy your downtown is anchored by a combination CVS/Panera please be fr
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted
I have lost all patience with the apparently unshakeable conviction that striking a reasonable, moderate pose means assuming the sincerity of transparently pretextual horseshit. Donald Trump does not care about reducing crime in DC. He is testing and normalizing paramilitary deployments in cities.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Someone run this guy’s stuff through a plagiarism detector please
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Lived in eastern LA for 15+ years and gotta say the amount of illegal dumping is really wearing me down. I don’t give a fuck about trash from encampments—that’s a city problem. I’d simply like to walk 2 blocks in my neighborhood without having to step over a mattress or broken TV.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Odd combination of songs in my head right now: Tool - Forty Six & 2 and everything from Kpop Demon Hunters
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Lady at the car wash is playing a 20 sex clip of Christian music ON A LOOP very loudly from her phone. Tempted to start playing Ozzy at the same or louder volume.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
This is the first time in history that young people have done something they regretted immediately
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
It bothers me that you can’t read, either words or context clues, and are very confident about you ability to do both.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
How do these people function and why did they all come here??
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted
One of the more notable things about our present political moment is that former Republicans like Joe Walsh or the folks at the Bulwark have a more clear eyed understanding of political strategy than a significant number of long-time, moderate Democrats.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Her husband is the guy from S Town
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t the just publish a big story on Trump Epstein on A1? (I mean the story should have been published in 2015 but…)
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
campaign ad cut. 0 edits required.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh. Depends on how badly he's owned IMO
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow the "Not believing in astrology is white supremacy" lady has entered the chat. The gang's all here!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Had to triple-check that this exchange is happening on Twitter and not BlueSky but... let them fight?
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted
Trying to imagine how Fox News would have covered it if in May 2024 Kamala Harris took a secret day trip to visit the head of CNN. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
I am as cynical as the next guy but I do sincerely believe a “Trump best friends with America’s most notorious pedophile” News cycle would have allowed Hillary tor eke out a win
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
The gang’s all here!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Hochman blocked me years ago. Has he completed the arc?
JB stan account (@johnbrownstan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One reason I don't hate Yglesias as much as everyone says I'm supposed to is that, unlike many putatively leftists, he managed to correctly answer the most important moral question of our generation up to that point, which is "should you openly support the Democrats in 2024"
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhat remarkable that had Trump’s DOJ not botched this whole thing, the Times never would have written this story, which they probably SHOULD HAVE written in, oh, July 2015?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
The least popular dudes in NYC are all convinced of their incredible popularity
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
The issue with this is it assumes that as LLMs get better, they will need the exact same amount of compute, so cheaper and more efficient chips will make the whole enterprise cheaper. But they will not need the exact same amount of compute…
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally never for a whole host of reasons! OpenAI could get people to watch 3 minutes worth of ads before entering every prompt and probably still lose money
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
I know this is a joke but the lack of imagination by gun control advocates never ceases to amaze and frustrate me. They basically have two ideas and have been hammering these two ideas for 30 years. Guys there are lots of other things we can try!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d wager less that 1% of this website thinks that
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
CNN putting this behind a paywall is crazy
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
the list of things I hate Trump for is long but rising quickly is the extent to which he is making me into an Epstein conspiracy theorist
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
The r/chatGPT subreddit is the most frightening place on the internet
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
French foreign minister take note: ban everyone in the Trump administration from ever setting foot in Paris
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
I honestly didn’t think they’d do it. I guess I still have new levels of cynicism to reach.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Obtuse humorlessness has NO political party!
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Mamdani Checked Box Labeled “Prominent Dominant Islamic, Asiatic Black Hebrew” on His Application to Columbia
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
mien = one syllable mores = two syllables Fucked up situation, that
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
I never said it was unreasonable! I am just surprised that people want to fight about this in June 2025.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not really a counterpoint. I agree! But if you’re on record as stating that there’s literally nothing a candidate could do to win your vote, you should expect to be ignored.
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a plan. Caveat: I was referring specifically the the idea of emphatically declaring, 3.5 years away from an election, that you would never ever vote for someone no matter what. 3.5 years is a long time! A lot can happen! Circumstances can change! Candidates can change! YOU can change!
Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted
What a way to go out
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Wired is definitely punching way about its weight scoop-wise but overall I’d say the NYT, WaPo, and shockingly the WSJ have all done their fair share of good reporting. [ducks]
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
I think July 2025 is too early to be fighting about this
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
Never heard of them…
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social) reply parent
One of who?
Pete Keeley (@petekeeley.bsky.social)
Christmas Creep but instead it’s declaring you’ll never vote for someone a full 3.5 years before the election in question.