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Patrick Fessenbecker

@pfessenbecker.bsky.social

Teaching writing and ethics to engineers, writing a book on George Eliot.

created July 26, 2023

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

No clearer evidence of the tragedy then farce dynamic than the comparison between their thinkers and ours. at least the Victorian apologists/enthusiasts for empire could read a book and write a sentence. Ours have to have ChatGPT come up with the sacred tradition of the nation.

3/9/2025, 2:49:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I like Bari Weiss, under the theory that posting is any activity in which the epistemic authority is purely the poster’s charisma, in which The Free Press is just one long post.

3/9/2025, 2:44:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

So I think this is true but it’s also disqualifying, because then her power doesn’t rest simply on posting.

3/9/2025, 2:41:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks for this

3/9/2025, 1:49:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

And after it was abundantly clear that it was costing him politically. Tough to forgive the key players in the Biden administration for hating Gazans more than they loved American democracy.

3/9/2025, 1:19:17 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

But, to be clear and to push back gently on the criticism here, it it is objectively *good* that they are getting adventurous on comms.

3/9/2025, 1:09:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

It is really sad that the only way Dems will get adventurous on comms is if someone who absolutely sucks on policy shows them it's okay.

3/9/2025, 1:00:49 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Right this was your original analogy, which I disagree with (I think family policy is very intentional), but I think at this point we’re just repeating ourselves.

2/9/2025, 8:53:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

One (hard, lots of tradeoffs) question is: what natal policy should the US have? I have no idea, although I also think abortion access and queer rights are important. The other (easier, empirical) question is: does the US currently have a natal policy, to which the answer is imo unequivocally yes.

2/9/2025, 8:38:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure how that's connected? The point is just that with stuff like the child and childcare tax credits, the US very clearly has a natal policy already, so the policy questions involve efficacy and efficiency rather than the broad "should this be an area of policy action at all."

2/9/2025, 8:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

little-known fact: the other side of Niagara falls is a giant mirror. If you try to cross to the *Canadian side* you bump into it, but no one ever does.

2/9/2025, 8:11:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, one wouldn't want to posit that just because X affects Y, it's necessary to make X a reflective engagement with Y. But that's not relevant to US family policy, where everyone agrees specific family structures are conscious endorsed and financially incentivized.

2/9/2025, 8:06:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

It is honestly insane that Greenwald's career survived Reality Winner.

2/9/2025, 4:27:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

This seems right, as a thick concept there's negative evaluation built in. What's puzzling is that it involves recognition of some reason for concern, and failure to see that reason entirely (if that's possible) has to be less fitting than panic. I like the comment that says panic isn't an emotion.

2/9/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks man

2/9/2025, 2:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Dammit I got jinxed by my nine year old, can someone help me out here

2/9/2025, 12:07:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Yglesias is right that it’s an analytic truth? Panicking might be more reasonable than some other reactions (like hiding your head in the sand), but it’s still not as fitting as quick attentive perception, deliberation, and decisive action.

2/9/2025, 11:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Imo dynamic of *only the racists are truly authentic* flows from confused thinking about education and selfhood. It's empirically true that college makes you less bigoted, but pre-college selves aren't somehow more real. That's like thinking "No True Man knows how to read" or some shit.

2/9/2025, 3:32:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so convinced he's dying that i now suspect you're dying too, tbqh. I mean, a healthy person wouldn't need an illustrated avi.

2/9/2025, 3:14:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry you can't preannounce the announcement, that's not how parentheses work

2/9/2025, 3:09:33 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

People are dunking on this but there are versions of the point that are completely reasonable? Vague "democracy is DYING" really is unhelpful, what's actually valuable are close accounts of specific institutions disintegrating. Shame the follow-ups didn't clarify it.

2/9/2025, 3:05:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly it's such a failure that it hasn't been done already—Russian oligarch money making traitors out of British elites is an absolute classic Bond storyline.

2/9/2025, 2:47:23 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

The next Bond movie would make one billion dollars if it centered on MI6's failure to anticipate and prevent the op that brought about Brexit.

2/9/2025, 2:15:46 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof, owned

1/9/2025, 6:42:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

One potentially interesting way to get into this: it'd be cool to figure out the first children's book that presented "policeman" as a desirable career one might want to have and not a glorified bouncer.

1/9/2025, 4:33:25 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

More specifically, while armed thugs have been with humanity forever, I'm tempted to argue that the *armed thug who has the social reputation and seeming benevolence of a Noble Crime-Solver" is new, or more precisely one of the major social innovations of the nineteenth century.

1/9/2025, 4:31:00 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

That tension—between the police as a public good investigating and solving particular crimes and the police as a tool of suppressing dissent—has been with us since at least 1829 (the foundation of the London Metropolitan Police). And I suppose I do think this combination is new, or new-ish.

1/9/2025, 4:31:00 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

That's one historical trajectory that fed into the police. The second—the idea of investigating and solving particular crimes—has a much different lineage: there's a key eighteenth century predecessor called the "Bow Street Runners."

1/9/2025, 4:31:00 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a public outcry, and broadly speaking the British ruling classes process the fact that one needs a better form of crowd control than soldiers: killing people is too disruptive and unpopular. The social and technological innovation that fixes it: the baton charge.

1/9/2025, 4:31:00 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a giant riot of unpaid veterans that's broken up by a cavalry charge. Eighteen people die (yes, this was a simpler time, when eighteen dead people were a tragedy and not a fraction of fraction of the daily interstate death toll) and a bunch are injured.

A painting of blue-coated british cavalry riding down a mob.
1/9/2025, 4:31:00 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Quick thread on this, I think this is common knowledge to everyone in this conversation but maybe it's helpful, the key factor distinguishing modern policing is, oddly, nonlethal violence. The key moment here is post 1815 (i.e. post-Napoleon wars) England.

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Turkish: it’s not justified, it is.

1/9/2025, 12:01:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

His ex: you mean haughtythorne?

30/8/2025, 1:40:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Little known fact: he was commonly known as “Nathaniel Hotthorne”

30/8/2025, 1:02:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Was gonna say, gotta tag this post #humbkebrag, look at Amanda having friends and being able to read

30/8/2025, 3:58:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Between the Minneapolis shooting and the Madison shooting, I wonder if we're headed to a world where school shootings are disproportionately concentrated in conservative parochial schools. The NRA's imperial boomerang, if you will.

29/8/2025, 5:48:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Arguing about Jonathan Haidt with my good friend yesterday, I got reminded that the peaceful, never disruptive debate fetishized by centrists is only possible for moral nihilists. "is abortion wrong?" can only be peacefully litigated by people who don't think there's a moral truth either way.

29/8/2025, 2:48:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

And —the false dimension of the argument — since this defunding is a way of hammering the deep-blue college towns, it was coming no matter what. There's no amount of "apolitical" research that would prevent educational polarization and thus the logic of smashing the New Havens of the world.

28/8/2025, 3:53:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

What I would say, though, is that a benefactor who is willing to bankrupt you because you're too friendly with your gay cousin is not one you can trust even if you do cut your cousin loose. One might even thank the gay cousin for revealing your benefactor's true nature.

28/8/2025, 3:53:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Missed this discourse because I had a deadline to make, but I've been kinda wondering when someone would make this argument, which has the virtue of being partially true: I do think the sciences are getting hammered because that's the best way to get at the queer theorists they really despise.

28/8/2025, 3:53:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think this phrase means what you're implying? "salt of the earth" is a compliment. www.reddit.com/r/explainlik...

28/8/2025, 3:32:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s also just deeply uncharitable. No, these people can’t possibly be trying to balance the authority of expertise with a democratic exchange of ideas: they’re just hypocritical poseurs with shitty taste.

24/7/2025, 11:52:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Gurri (@adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com) reposted

OK now everyone who has given Mamdani shit over something he never said has to publicly explain how this quote by a member of the Israeli government makes them feel www.timesofisrael.com/far-right-mi...

Heritage Minister Amichay Eliyahu said Thursday that Israel is advancing the destruction of Gaza, and that the Strip will be made totally Jewish, drawing outcry among opposition politicians. “The government is racing ahead for Gaza to be wiped out,” Eliyahu told Haredi radio station Kol Barama. “Thank God, we are wiping out this evil.
24/7/2025, 6:36:05 PM | 2324 781 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I think whether orthopraxy or orthodoxy is more central to a religious identity can’t be settled abstractly: it’s something that gets established in the practical life of a specific community.

24/7/2025, 4:01:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Hey everybody, i wrote a piece about one new organizational tactic I’m trying out in the attempt to build a resistance to fascism: I joined the church down the street. Hope you like it — www.liberalcurrents.com/reclaiming-o...

24/7/2025, 2:55:54 PM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 12:35:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Zollman (@kevinzollman.com) reposted

I did the thing you are never supposed to do. I wrote a (rough draft of a) textbook: Theories of Rational Decision It's technical, but from a philosophical perspective. It focuses on the normative theory but touches on some behavioral issues as well. raw.githubusercontent.com/kzollman/Rat...

17/7/2025, 12:52:04 PM | 122 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Work with Lydia, people, she’s good stuff —

16/7/2025, 1:17:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

But check it out!

16/7/2025, 12:48:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I try to make the case that there is nevertheless a sense in which she can be so recovered: that the idea the novels make arguments, with premises and conclusions etc., is still seriously disputed, and this aspect of Eliot’s thought is still under-appreciated.

16/7/2025, 12:48:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

For the interested, my piece is about what “recovering” Eliot as a philosopher might mean, given that—unlike many of the other figures discussed here—she’s been the recipient of a great deal of (brilliant) scholarly attention and has been for a long time.

16/7/2025, 12:48:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

I’m honored and humbled to have a piece about George Eliot in this volume alongside excellent company.

16/7/2025, 12:48:28 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture whet moser (@whetmoser.com) reposted

COME ON

website with two different
10/7/2025, 9:22:11 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

These voters will say in the same breath that communism will never work because at root people are only motivated by money.

10/7/2025, 8:57:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

The medium is the message yet again.

10/7/2025, 8:33:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

The fundamental problem is that if your ad is saying, “I have principles and even people who disagree with me have respected them,” the *ad itself* is evidence that you’ll say anything you need to win power and do not in fact have any principles.

10/7/2025, 8:32:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this dude’s analysis does not uh align precisely with the historical record of these processes.

10/7/2025, 6:46:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Filing for divorce on biblical grounds is a power move, I’m declaring hereby that I won the Powerball on constitutional grounds and expect my winnings forthwith.

10/7/2025, 6:44:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, my wife put in a picture of our house because we’re thinking about painting our front door and then asked it to give the door a bunch of different colors. Nothing particularly earth shattering, but mildly cool to picture what a hot pink door would look like.

10/7/2025, 4:18:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Oh hell yeah, next I hope he demands reparations from Denmark

10/7/2025, 4:08:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

The man crashed a press conference and got himself arrested, I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.

10/7/2025, 1:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that came through, I took you to be saying that it’s bad but not the root of the problem, which, maybe! Idk enough about it to have a strong opinion.

10/7/2025, 2:54:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, quote tweet via screen shot is a dick move, but also I loved eating at Red Lobster But also I think I’m here for the take that private equity is a symptom not the disease.

10/7/2025, 2:47:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

It’s not that Clarissa herself explained it all, it’s that all can be explained by reflecting on Clarissa.

10/7/2025, 1:47:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted

I genuinely can't remember a single thing Clarissa explained

9/7/2025, 11:48:42 PM | 168 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Love your posts, but this looks like MattY dunking on Murray, not agreeing with him.

9/7/2025, 4:03:15 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

I think a lot of doomerism is falling for Republican cope, tbqh. They wanted to win the Supreme Court in Wisconsin really badly, and it was only after they lost that the election didn’t matter.

9/7/2025, 1:32:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Look we didn’t earn the nickname “sewer socialists” for our glamorous restaurants, okay

9/7/2025, 1:25:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

me: look the criticisms of the evangelical church are unfair, it's a big mixed institution with lots of people genuinely aspiring after the Good reality:

8/7/2025, 7:00:42 PM | 33 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I regard all policy posters as the equivalent of anxious dogs out walking in a strange place, which is why I open any skeptical reply with the Bluesky Beggin Strip: "love your work, but"

8/7/2025, 6:16:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe there is a dedicated Bouie Post officer hand curating it (it's a spoof, I'm just joshing)

8/7/2025, 4:50:45 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

And with this latest update, it sure looks like Bluesky is building the infrastructure for a supportive community

An extremely real Bluesky notification, reading
8/7/2025, 4:47:44 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly think the real problem here isn't writing so much as it is grade inflation: we're all used to giving Bs to anything that seemed basically serviceable, and that habit is going to have to go.

8/7/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

This essay is written in a pretty mournful tone, but if you get into the details it seems like actually college writing teachers are figuring out how to deal with ChatGPT? 1. More in-class writing 2. More drafting/revising 3. Higher standards www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

A lengthy passage from a new yorker essay, in which Barry Lam explains that he tried requiring higher standards on an essay assignment, only for his students to fail miserably.
8/7/2025, 4:03:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

In case anyone was wondering how the local facebook group is going

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8/7/2025, 3:59:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd actually really like to know the ratio of coward-calling to online defenders/supporters (present company included). My feed has a lot more of the latter than the former.

8/7/2025, 3:58:29 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have any opinions about that but I did watch one stage and figured out that the moment when a peloton breaks up should be called . wait for it . pelotoff

8/7/2025, 1:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

Love the defaults in the new fine tuning! a lot of attention to the real juice of the site:

8/7/2025, 1:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Inception 2 (2026)

8/7/2025, 12:23:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I was gonna say, the real chef's kiss is going to be when we learn that Mamdani did have a slot to get in but was bumped for a white legacy kid of a financier who pretended to do crew.

8/7/2025, 3:15:34 AM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate the impulse behind this policy but maybe not the right way to handle it?

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Profile picture dread & circuses ♥️🖤🤍💚 (@likeapen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The phrase "Steppe Fjord Wife" has entered my brain and I need to make it everyone's problem

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

It’s from the old site, but I lost an irl friend in a debate about post-critique. Man, those were the days.

7/7/2025, 1:39:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

And wasn’t his first press conference basically, “just to get it out there, I have cheated on my wife many times”?

7/7/2025, 1:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

2026 blockbuster: Being Ken Paxton (Every Republican has to crawl through a Texas-shaped hole in order to post from trump’s Truth Social, which is now the only way to register to vote)

6/7/2025, 11:02:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Look man, you’re doing the actually important work of suing fascists, us humble writing teachers will sweat the small stuff

6/7/2025, 6:27:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

So here, "the positions were vacated" (passive, past) "the positions had been vacated" (passive, past perfect) "the positions were vacant" (active, past) "the positions are vacant" (active, present) are all different thoughts and worth distinguishing

6/7/2025, 6:15:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

But we don't want to conflate passive constructions with predications that share a root, e.g. "The bucket had been emptied" is a different thought than "The bucket had been empty."

6/7/2025, 6:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

Note that whether a tense is perfect is a different question from whether it's passive, and the two can be combined: it had been done already it has been recorded it will have been explained are all both perfect and passive.

6/7/2025, 6:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

That's in contrast to the perfect tenses, which indicate simply that an action has been completed. This can occur in past, perfect, or future tenses: he had done it he has done it he will have done it

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

We form the passive in English by combining a conjugation of the "to be" verb with a past participle: is done was killed will be exonerated etc.

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

lol now let's do it what's confusing here is that often but not always a past participle is formed with an -ed form, and there are some irregular participles that look different parts of speech (was given, was shown, was done, etc).

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

"have vacated" would be the past perfect, I believe —

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

"were vacated" would be passive, but "were vacant" is just simple predication. "The bucket was emptied" vs "the bucket was empty"

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

"might have complicated" is past perfect, not passive.

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

love your work, man, but that is not the passive voice

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

To be clear, undergrads are great, but let’s remind ourselves what percentage of the reading we did.

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social)

The only good thing about Irish soda bread is that it doubles as a construction material.

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Profile picture Patrick Fessenbecker (@pfessenbecker.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda doubt he's being honest in this, anyway. I think he's the voice that lets Republicans express anger at their own party before helping them see that Democrats are worse just before election time.

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Profile picture Matti (@mrbtx.bsky.social) reposted

Ehhh at best this is partly right. There are no more Joe Strauses in the GOP, nor were there many left then. And bathroom bills just never found purchase the way school sports bans did.

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