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It's 100% about having one less thing to carry. Now that I have kids, it's become more common.
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It's 100% about having one less thing to carry. Now that I have kids, it's become more common.
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My mom took me and my friend to see Six Degrees of Separation when we were in jr high and it was actually really formative. Understanding 60% of what's going on is still really instructive.
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He crashed a car with a sex worker in it.
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Tony Gonzalez shit.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Me to AK:
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
"Chicago teams run a modern offense" challenge engaged!
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I am here for the thing.
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Producer: You get a photo of this O'Neill guy? Editor: Sure did boss, real fucking sweaty and perverted, just like you asked. Producer: What?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Huff your own farts long enough and getting into business with Dave Portnoy seems like a smart decision.
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Wanna see a dead body?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet I was laughed at when I asked if Clippy was hungry in the Wendy's parking lot? Well, who's the visionary now?!?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
A human being typed this out and clicked send. We should know their name. They can explain themselves down the road. All of these fascist enablers and cheerleaders should account for what they've done.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
The push for charters started well before Katrina and the storm was an accelerant. It's terrible to gloss over this.
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Yay?
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Congrats to the law and order crowd for making this a thing in America!
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
When we were in LA a few years back, we took the kids to a Moana in the park showing there. This was before crime rates dropped the past few years, and it was still very chill and fun. Letting ppl who inherently hate cities set the national tone for how they're talked about really sucks
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Every shit eating DC consultant should be asking their clients, "what's the meanest, out of pocket thing you can say about Republicans?" And no matter what they respond with, say...
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet...well deserved!
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Completely beside the point here, but grown men who are very picky eaters is a huge red flag. Is that universal?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Me: I want to make clear, they were opened prior to my... Lawyer: That's not the question, sir, were you eating beans during the showing of Cars 2?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
On the bright side, I'm no longer as mad about not upgrading our starting pitching!
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Grok no friend?!?
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2028 Dem Frontrunner: "I will pardon our seersucker Patriot!"
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad, but there was so much identifiable info on the video, no way this guy wasn't getting ratted out by some Die Mad Karen from his past.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
DC ain't seen somebody navigate through traffic like that since Clinton Portis!
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If we replaced cops with snarky podcasters we'd solve 1000% more crimes.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the use of the shitty rundown CTA car.
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phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Christmas is for sickos.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Leaving ethics aside (which you shouldn't!) the trans stuff is a trial balloon: If we demonize X, who will go along with it? Universities, corporations, Dem leadership - all are failing the test. I'm a hetero white male, so I'll be last in line, but they will be coming down the line.
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I'm not joking about this. Take. Their. Shit. Run on a platform that rich elites have proven themselves to be shortsighted, incompetent, cowards and they cannot be trusted to shepherd American businesses. Put them in a public trust.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not joking about this. Take. Their. Shit. Run on a platform that rich elites have proven themselves as shortsighted, incompetent, cowards. They cannot be trusted to shepherd American businesses. Put them in a public trust.
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I clicked on this legit thinking it was gonna be about a Kendrick Lamar track.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the "fuck that" dismissive hand motion at the end that really gets it for me. She's cussing out whoever made her switch in transition.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Scientists and government agencies will now buy this information from Musk or some other politically connected billionaire. That's what this all is about. Grubby fingers destroying a country for a small bump in stock price.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I tag Chris Vernon on this thing?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for this, I was feeling guilty for dropping this early. Got a more enjoyable book instead ("Boom Town")
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
God I love O linemen
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, while I impeachment proceedings are happening, just stop paying them. Lock them out of offices. Make them pull their kids from Georgetown Country Day. Do what they've allowed done to universities, non profits, etc. Pain has to be inflicted.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope this is true. I'd love to have at least one GM in Chicago who understands how to use leverage.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait till you hear how cops talk about the people they can literally kill with impunity!
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I just finished Boom Town by Sam Anderson and the degree to which OKC sees their success as a city tied to the Thunder cannot be understated. It's a bit of a mass psychosis thing.
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Y'all wanna play cards with Gilbert Arenas? Better not wear your good shoes!
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Give yourself a high five for not walking straight into the fucking sea
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Not that I'm defending these cowards but Brown Health appears to be independent and they clarified that nothing in this agreement affects trans health services from Brown Health
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Robert Heinlein has entered the chat...
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AI as Labubus.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Just enough wins to keep butts in seats and concessions moving. Occasional play in game or 1st round loss for extra gate revenue. No luxury tax. Youngish "talent" to keep hope alive but no investment in development. Luck into a star once every 20 years. This is the plan. Flawlessly executed.
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As a Bulls fan (ignore the handle) I love Bulls talk, but there's nothing WTF about them. It's clear as day: this org does not value winning at a high level. Full stop. When you grasp that, every decision makes perfect sense.
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phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Not being snarky, but you just answered your own question. Staying mediocre, not tanking, getting one extra night of revenue. That's what ownership wants. Not to win chips
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep cut. Or maybe long arrow shot in this case.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see a world where Indiana, Boston and maybe Charlotte aren't better than the Bulls.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Bout to go the MTV route.
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This is the lagacy Hulk Hogan hath wrought...
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats Rahm, you've got the Megyn Kelly vote! Good luck getting Democrats to vote for your cowardly shit
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I was saying jackalope.
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They don't realize most of their followers are bots
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good. That's definitely my concern in regards to Barstool. 🙄
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
They really made a district that looks like a jackalope.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on, let's see the painting first...
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought this was a @paperbackparadise.bsky.social cover for a second there!
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hear directly from Trump's doctor:
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Has to be traded to Memphis immediately.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I've literally spent more time watching sports on Trutv and ion than Fox Sports. Guess that'll continue
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
What were the total points scored over both eras? MJ and Kobe were pure 2 guards. LeBron is awesome, but it's not a straight comparison
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Yup, bunch of future All Stars there! Take it to the bank!
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, NBA stan here to echo. Also, it's why athletes aren't as cool anymore. They were all grown in a lab.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes sense when you consider Bezos bought WaPo exclusively to launder pro tech (Ai and more) talking points cause, when you've got unlimited wealth, why not?
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Exactly. Gen Z in the workforce, amirite?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you not see Swordfish Mike? This might be a test.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. I can picture ppl making fun of Noah for his "moonball" the same way ppl try to shame Reese's 3 pt shots. But they'd rather endure the ridicule and help their teams win. I actually use that as an example to my son playing ball.
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Show this to certain folks (you know who) and ask them if they can identify & articulate WHY they're so committed to spreading a lie... Angel Reese leads the WNBA in rebounds with JUST DEFENSIVE BOARDS. Her 176 D rebounds > second place Azura Stevens' 172 total rebounds.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Ppl who feel the need to hate are really missing out. She's a consummate team player, selfless, and super fun and bubbly! That's besides the insane rebounding ability and work ethic.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
As a longtime Bulls fan, she actually reminds me of Joakim Noah more than Rodman. Yes, she had Rodmans preternatural skill for rebounding, but she is 100% committed to helping her team win, like Noah. And she's willing to fail or do whatever her team needs her to do.
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Connor McGregors character in that movie would definitely have a position in the Trump administration
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Pat Bev, stealing hearts (I'll let myself out)
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
That Sky trade aging like milk in the sun!
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I get it's a chance for asst coaches and less experienced refs to test the system. So challenges should be allowed, but they should just flip a coin and get right back to the action. Who gives a f**k?
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Say it with me guys: pink's just a color.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed absolutely nothing. 10-seed team and the cupboard is bare. Very cool.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
The OK Cupid blogs were the fucking best back in the day...
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember reading this as a particular critique of dating apps as it actually allows people to filter based on their perceived preferences, when, in fact, they'd be totally cool dating lots of folks who don't meet those narrow criteria.
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I am the easiest mark in the world when it comes to sampling "I Choose You" by Willie Hutch. open.spotify.com/track/3efypT...
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Like assessing freshness when trading your cow for magic beans.
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
It means, "my divorce is OK but yours is a moral failing"
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this before or after Christine Brennan's appearance?
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
You ever play capture the flag as a kid? And you'd send in waves of kids to pull the defenders away and then the 9th kid would grab the flag? That's what I'm picturing, except smearing poop 💩
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Yeah, just one game per team I think.
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Wu-Tang 💪 For the children 💪 WNBA
phillyinz.bsky.social (@phillyinz.bsky.social) reply parent
These are the annual camper games - they bring in kids from summer camps and they go crazy. It's only one game a year. It's pretty cool.