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Captain Twinkie Bucket

@phimius.bsky.social

Not a cobbler #Phish #Goose #ChicagoBears #GratefulDead #DadJokes #MagaHating

created September 24, 2023

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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

Coffee, up close and personal

2/9/2025, 2:58:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Craig (@thecraigmancometh.bsky.social) reposted

Twilight colors play across swamp waters #photography #NaturePhotography #landscape #stumpylake

Rippling swamp water reflects the cypress trees rising from its surface, as well as a soft pink and turquoise evening sky.
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Profile picture Said Cañarte (@saidcanarte.bsky.social) reposted

I waited hours for this cloud to come near the lake #lightning strike reflection.

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31/8/2025, 3:12:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:38:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture R.K. Beznik (@rkbezzie.bsky.social) reposted

A little over 100 years ago Warren Harding died...a couple of weeks after visiting Alaska. If we get this lucky again, you Lower 48 bitches can never charge us extra shipping again.

30/8/2025, 6:48:15 AM | 406 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:41:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

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30/8/2025, 7:34:59 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well played B&N

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30/8/2025, 7:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not that you asked, but I recommend master’s swimming

30/8/2025, 7:08:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really important shit for him to worry about

30/8/2025, 7:07:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

So apparently onions and garlic are toxic for dogs… which has me wondering if there’s a coyote or wolf lurking around the neighborhood, can I just chop some up, toss them into the woods, and let nature’s seasoning handle the problem?

30/8/2025, 5:55:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

I hate it when the tag on your shirt just will not stop bothering you and when you finally reach back to adjust it you realize there’s no tag.

30/8/2025, 2:53:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunsong23 (@sunsong23.bsky.social) reposted

"Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah"

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30/8/2025, 2:41:43 AM | 13479 1228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reply parent

Boooo

30/8/2025, 1:41:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reposted

Let that sink in.

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30/8/2025, 10:45:59 AM | 14050 3622 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted

It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.

30/8/2025, 1:49:48 AM | 1629 233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

This is cool

29/8/2025, 9:51:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn’t realize it was only one set. Kinda glad I didn’t make the drive. #goose

29/8/2025, 5:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

When your dad is a swim coach

29/8/2025, 2:30:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

29/8/2025, 2:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

Swam 2600m this morning. Now I’d rather sleep than work. But hey, maybe Copilot dreams in TypeScript?

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29/8/2025, 1:07:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m telling

29/8/2025, 1:01:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Studies have shown the best way to do that is by taking a really hard pull.

29/8/2025, 2:49:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah just turned this game on. Is it the humidity?

29/8/2025, 12:43:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

Sorry Tom Holland, but I think I want to go to the Tobey McGuire timeline.

29/8/2025, 12:25:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:21:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

I’ve read this station will be sharing the #Goose audio stream. Not verified. 99pluskfmh.com

29/8/2025, 12:18:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FOMO!

28/8/2025, 8:35:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is 2016 really that good? On paper the third show looks good, but the rest 🤷‍♂️

28/8/2025, 8:04:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like ‘21 might need to go up some tiers IMO

28/8/2025, 7:56:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that was pretty awesome

28/8/2025, 6:14:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also a big fan of the 2019 Ghost

28/8/2025, 6:10:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

Welp… a 4 hour drive to Iowa City is just too much when I actually have to work tomorrow 😩 Hey @goose-band.bsky.social you gotta check out the Astro. KGLW already visited & @trey.com is on the way. And get this… Sunday night? Wide open. No one’s playing. 👀 #goose

28/8/2025, 6:02:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been going since 2019 EXCEPT 2024 when I went to Mondegreen. So, I know how to make choices. Also, coincidentally, I’ve never seen 4-show Phish without weather. It’s not my fault. * 2021 Everything’s Right is great

28/8/2025, 5:57:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump Ousts Sole Non-White Regulator From Board Weighing Rail Merger *fixed it for you @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

28/8/2025, 5:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s hope the guys have a boring weekend so they’re longing for dicks next year

28/8/2025, 12:08:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Howdy Politics (@howdypolitics.bsky.social) reposted

1. Pumpkin spice latte returns 2. Taylor and Travis are engaged 3. Women’s Equality Day 4. Catelin Drey wins and breaks the supermajority in the Iowa Senate Today is truly a day for the girls

27/8/2025, 4:04:19 AM | 746 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

NEW: Yesterday, I posted that I was unable to get the COVID vaccine at my VA clinic, and many of you assured me that the new one would be available soon and that I was overreacting. I was not overreacting. I am no longer eligible for the vaccine. apnews.com/article/vacc...

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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

We all know who “he” is

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27/8/2025, 2:27:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

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27/8/2025, 1:34:42 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d buy a lotto ticket on that kind of day

26/8/2025, 9:14:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
25/8/2025, 10:00:14 PM | 16382 2712 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted

Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

26/8/2025, 1:19:41 AM | 30056 8318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture (@rocam54.bsky.social) reposted

Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch

25/8/2025, 10:08:54 AM | 5436 1649 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Bears! 🐻⬇️

25/8/2025, 1:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Rose (@realadamrose.bsky.social) reposted

might be my last day as a security guard…

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Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 19208 3831 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if there was any tease tied to that in the last run

24/8/2025, 9:10:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. I’ve never listened to that. I’m a different person now.

24/8/2025, 9:08:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Kevin

24/8/2025, 7:54:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 (@hookcity.bsky.social) reposted

No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird

24/8/2025, 1:25:40 AM | 7399 1666 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omaha has a newer venue call the Astro. KGLW has played here. Trey’s band is coming in November. You guys should come try it out!

24/8/2025, 3:29:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

My wife just told me I could never be a serial killer because I’m way too lazy to do that kind of planning.

23/8/2025, 5:24:32 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

I would buy this album in a heartbeat (@fakemusic_br instagram) #funk #acdc

23/8/2025, 2:24:35 PM | 5453 1170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soapy (@soapy2019.bsky.social) reposted

Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!

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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

He’s lost Joe Rogan (who is still an asshole that got him elected)

22/8/2025, 10:45:32 PM | 14 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. You made your kids become diehards?!?

22/8/2025, 12:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby • RookaTX Their big question was like,
21/8/2025, 4:59:12 AM | 36349 9664 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

The Midwest can have its moments

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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Just now…

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Pretty sick burn

20/8/2025, 10:30:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!!

20/8/2025, 2:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Trey in my current hometown.

19/8/2025, 6:15:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. President, you have to realize, my people cannot hack mail-in ballots. - Vlad Putin

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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

#phish

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18/8/2025, 5:37:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

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Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

legit laughing my ass off

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17/8/2025, 7:20:06 PM | 31838 4588 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

17/8/2025, 2:21:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So…. the Amish don’t really have allergies?!? archive.today/2025.08.17-0...

17/8/2025, 1:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what kind of life you have to lead to come back as one of these things?

16/8/2025, 8:33:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m always amazed that you can buy a whole cart at Aldi’s for only $.25

16/8/2025, 8:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DevinCow (@devincow.bsky.social) reposted

New episode just dropped

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16/8/2025, 12:58:18 AM | 17755 4704 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here’s the reader top 100 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

15/8/2025, 10:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York Times top 100 films of the last 25 years. Here’s a free link. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

15/8/2025, 9:55:50 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dog Park Dissidents (@dogparkdissidents.com) reposted

For what it's worth we emailed Stripe this morning after hearing the reports of them banning LGBTQ products and got this back. Not gonna speculate about what happened at the call center or behind the scenes, just FYI we have this in writing.

Screenshot of an email from support@stripe.com reading: Hi there, Thanks for reaching out. I understand that you're asking for some clarifications about the LGBTQ supportability of service in Stripe. Allow me to share an update. We are aware that a support agent made inaccurate statements about supporting LGBTQ businesses or content. To clarify: Stripe has no prohibitions on the sale of LGBTQ+ content, goods, or services. As a payment processor, Stripe seeks to make it easier for businesses of all kinds to start, run, and grow, and we aim for our platform to be broadly accessible. We continuously review our policies, including our list of prohibited and restricted businesses, to ensure they're fair while meeting our various and varied obligations as a payment processor. For more information about our Service Agreement please refer to our documentation: https://stripe.com/legal/ssa I apologize for any confusion this has caused. Please let me know if you have any additional questions regarding this issue.
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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

I’m in

14/8/2025, 2:38:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. That is definitely not good. Thanks for the heads up.

14/8/2025, 2:19:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the problem with it?

14/8/2025, 12:31:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

These are hilarious. His people nail the tone perfectly.

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Cool painting

13/8/2025, 3:25:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmm. That scenario’s a head scratcher. I’ll have to think on that

13/8/2025, 3:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I knew the meaning of this card. Is this like getting a Harpua and Gamehendge in the SAME SHOW?!?

13/8/2025, 1:47:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m fine with this. We haven’t done too well. I’d also be interested in seeing the government run by women.

13/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For what it’s worth, for summer 2025 elgoose.net has: 6/28 6/6 6/11 5/30 6/17 6/1 5/27 5/28 6/15 6/7

13/8/2025, 12:17:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

@neeratanden.bsky.social

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12/8/2025, 1:09:14 PM | 15480 4654 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lovelyboricua285.bsky.social (@lovelyboricua285.bsky.social) reposted

Fired for depicting the ugly truth, just another sad day in America...

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11/8/2025, 8:28:35 AM | 505 299 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were there any posts ranking the shows from #goose summer tour?

11/8/2025, 11:09:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flag-humping lol

11/8/2025, 11:06:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And what about the Epstein files??

11/8/2025, 11:00:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got your night shades on

11/8/2025, 8:15:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IW@TS. Happy Phishiversary!

11/8/2025, 3:21:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Thornborrow (@nickthornborrow.bsky.social) reposted

Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.

A door wedge with the name “Hodor” engraved into it.
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Profile picture past-and-future.bsky.social (@past-and-future.bsky.social) reposted

Alright, a couple of Summer 2025 tour data visualizations for those of you who are into that sort of thing. #PhishPlots First, here's a chart of the most frequently played songs (with at least four performances). We all know why Tweezer Reprise is at the top 🤩

Most frequently played songs for Summer 2025 tour (with at least 4 performances). Data from phish.net
8/8/2025, 4:09:06 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

I’ve been listening to live #GratefulDead since the pandemic began. Thinking today is a good day to start JGB.

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Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)

Damn, @mike-gordon.com is so easy to hear in 2018 LivePhish+ recordings on my AirPods. I love how he sounds live these days but really wish I could hear him better in the app. #phish

6/8/2025, 10:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Phishiversary to me! #phish

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