Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Coffee, up close and personal
Not a cobbler #Phish #Goose #ChicagoBears #GratefulDead #DadJokes #MagaHating
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Coffee, up close and personal
Craig (@thecraigmancometh.bsky.social) reposted
Twilight colors play across swamp waters #photography #NaturePhotography #landscape #stumpylake
Said Cañarte (@saidcanarte.bsky.social) reposted
I waited hours for this cloud to come near the lake #lightning strike reflection.
R.K. Beznik (@rkbezzie.bsky.social) reposted
A little over 100 years ago Warren Harding died...a couple of weeks after visiting Alaska. If we get this lucky again, you Lower 48 bitches can never charge us extra shipping again.
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Not that you asked, but I recommend master’s swimming
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Really important shit for him to worry about
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
So apparently onions and garlic are toxic for dogs… which has me wondering if there’s a coyote or wolf lurking around the neighborhood, can I just chop some up, toss them into the woods, and let nature’s seasoning handle the problem?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I hate it when the tag on your shirt just will not stop bothering you and when you finally reach back to adjust it you realize there’s no tag.
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Boooo
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
This is cool
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I didn’t realize it was only one set. Kinda glad I didn’t make the drive. #goose
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
When your dad is a swim coach
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👀
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Swam 2600m this morning. Now I’d rather sleep than work. But hey, maybe Copilot dreams in TypeScript?
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I’m telling
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Studies have shown the best way to do that is by taking a really hard pull.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah just turned this game on. Is it the humidity?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Sorry Tom Holland, but I think I want to go to the Tobey McGuire timeline.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I’ve read this station will be sharing the #Goose audio stream. Not verified. 99pluskfmh.com
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FOMO!
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Is 2016 really that good? On paper the third show looks good, but the rest 🤷♂️
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Seems like ‘21 might need to go up some tiers IMO
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that was pretty awesome
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Also a big fan of the 2019 Ghost
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Welp… a 4 hour drive to Iowa City is just too much when I actually have to work tomorrow 😩 Hey @goose-band.bsky.social you gotta check out the Astro. KGLW already visited & @trey.com is on the way. And get this… Sunday night? Wide open. No one’s playing. 👀 #goose
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I’ve been going since 2019 EXCEPT 2024 when I went to Mondegreen. So, I know how to make choices. Also, coincidentally, I’ve never seen 4-show Phish without weather. It’s not my fault. * 2021 Everything’s Right is great
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Trump Ousts Sole Non-White Regulator From Board Weighing Rail Merger *fixed it for you @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Let’s hope the guys have a boring weekend so they’re longing for dicks next year
Howdy Politics (@howdypolitics.bsky.social) reposted
1. Pumpkin spice latte returns 2. Taylor and Travis are engaged 3. Women’s Equality Day 4. Catelin Drey wins and breaks the supermajority in the Iowa Senate Today is truly a day for the girls
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
NEW: Yesterday, I posted that I was unable to get the COVID vaccine at my VA clinic, and many of you assured me that the new one would be available soon and that I was overreacting. I was not overreacting. I am no longer eligible for the vaccine. apnews.com/article/vacc...
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I’d buy a lotto ticket on that kind of day
Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Rœ (@rocam54.bsky.social) reposted
Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch
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Go Bears! 🐻⬇️
Adam Rose (@realadamrose.bsky.social) reposted
might be my last day as a security guard…
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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I wonder if there was any tease tied to that in the last run
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. I’ve never listened to that. I’m a different person now.
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Or Kevin
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 (@hookcity.bsky.social) reposted
No frickin way #allythepiper #piperally #freebird
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Omaha has a newer venue call the Astro. KGLW has played here. Trey’s band is coming in November. You guys should come try it out!
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
My wife just told me I could never be a serial killer because I’m way too lazy to do that kind of planning.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I would buy this album in a heartbeat (@fakemusic_br instagram) #funk #acdc
Soapy (@soapy2019.bsky.social) reposted
Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
He’s lost Joe Rogan (who is still an asshole that got him elected)
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Damn. You made your kids become diehards?!?
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Just now…
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Pretty sick burn
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Thank you!!!
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Holy shit. Trey in my current hometown.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Mr. President, you have to realize, my people cannot hack mail-in ballots. - Vlad Putin
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
So…. the Amish don’t really have allergies?!? archive.today/2025.08.17-0...
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I wonder what kind of life you have to lead to come back as one of these things?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I’m always amazed that you can buy a whole cart at Aldi’s for only $.25
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And here’s the reader top 100 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
New York Times top 100 films of the last 25 years. Here’s a free link. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Dog Park Dissidents (@dogparkdissidents.com) reposted
For what it's worth we emailed Stripe this morning after hearing the reports of them banning LGBTQ products and got this back. Not gonna speculate about what happened at the call center or behind the scenes, just FYI we have this in writing.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I’m in
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Damn. That is definitely not good. Thanks for the heads up.
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What’s the problem with it?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
These are hilarious. His people nail the tone perfectly.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Cool painting
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Hmmmm. That scenario’s a head scratcher. I’ll have to think on that
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I wish I knew the meaning of this card. Is this like getting a Harpua and Gamehendge in the SAME SHOW?!?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I’m fine with this. We haven’t done too well. I’d also be interested in seeing the government run by women.
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For what it’s worth, for summer 2025 elgoose.net has: 6/28 6/6 6/11 5/30 6/17 6/1 5/27 5/28 6/15 6/7
lovelyboricua285.bsky.social (@lovelyboricua285.bsky.social) reposted
Fired for depicting the ugly truth, just another sad day in America...
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Were there any posts ranking the shows from #goose summer tour?
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Flag-humping lol
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
And what about the Epstein files??
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You got your night shades on
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IW@TS. Happy Phishiversary!
past-and-future.bsky.social (@past-and-future.bsky.social) reposted
Alright, a couple of Summer 2025 tour data visualizations for those of you who are into that sort of thing. #PhishPlots First, here's a chart of the most frequently played songs (with at least four performances). We all know why Tweezer Reprise is at the top 🤩
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
I’ve been listening to live #GratefulDead since the pandemic began. Thinking today is a good day to start JGB.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social)
Damn, @mike-gordon.com is so easy to hear in 2018 LivePhish+ recordings on my AirPods. I love how he sounds live these days but really wish I could hear him better in the app. #phish