Pickle Giraffe (@picklegiraffe.bsky.social)
Clever Girl by Muldoon
Artist, Animator, Pickled Giraffe. He/Him Watch stuff here: youtube.com/picklegiraffe Support that stuff here: https://ko-fi.com/picklegiraffe https://patreon.com/PickleGiraffe
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If HH Holmes was also Pogo the Clown.
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‘Law & Order: Special Festivals Unit’ was one of Dick Wolf’s more forgettable spin-offs.
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I skipped 3 but when they announced 4 I was thinking I might be willing to jump back in. Then I tried Tiny Tina's Wonderlands and it reminded me why I stopped liking the series. The writing was exhausting and the combat felt... rough?
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Quick! While they’re not looking! Turn the Police Station into a Rainbow Station!
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It’s nice knowing that even small indie games have a chance to make it to the big screen!!!
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Sounds like they're at a comedy show and the stand-up is absolutely killing it.
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lmao, I remember that scene! They definitely got the inspiration from Trespasser. Arcadian itself isn't a great movie but those monsters are super weird and memorable.
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Keycards. @grubb.wtf @giantbomb.bsky.social
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Finally finished Clair Obscur last night. Turns out everyone was right: it is very French! Did almost everything the game has to offer, found all the stuff, did all the things, but I think I’ll leave Simon for those who come after.
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"I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way too long of an arm." - Dr. Ian Malcolm @grubb.wtf
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CHUNK JUMP MY RIDE youtu.be/viOfey8BRCM Complete Tenth Season! All New! featuring @danryckert.com @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com with @jerf.xyz @janochoa.bsky.social @giantbomb.bsky.social
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Frozen Lobster @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf full episode coming soon
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Today means I’m one year older. That’s cool, I guess?
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, George Clooney saves a boy in a flooded sewer.
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Pimp Obscur: Expedition 420 @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social #blightclub #clairobscur
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Ned Ryerson Roguelike
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Yes, but the doctors are also Cars.
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"idk until I'm DK" 🍌
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I hope Marvel's Phase 7 starts with a reboot of Freddy Got Fingered.
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We need to return to the 90's classic "2 cool 4 u" snark. "That little orange guy to the left is Crash Bandicoot. If you didn't already know that, then welcome back from life support!" "Don't tease the mutts -- they bite." This shit's more brutal than anything in The Last of Us.
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All Eyez on Mitch
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Grubb wouldn't duck out of the way in embarrassment. He'd just squeeze him tighter.
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Lmao I did, yeah. I had it finished a few days ago and was gonna post it before the new blight aired but changed my mind last minute to adjust a few things. It isn’t even the first time something like that has happened. Prophet Kong.
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I’m still learning myself so I don’t know how much I can help but: 1) Don’t sweat the small stuff. Nothing will ever be perfect. All I notice in my stuff are the flaws but it’s kinda what makes it mine, ya know? 2) Avoid getting yourself in a position where you have to draw Dan Ryckert’s feet.🦶
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Hah, that's great! You should -absolutely- submerge yourself back into the animation insanity.
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Ghost Ride the DK Rap with @danryckert.com
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"Hey, check this out! It's my Mr. Wobblehead!" - Xzibit
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I think about this constantly.
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I'm about halfway through Clair Obscur and having a great time with it so far. However, the lack of Esquie body pillows available for sale online makes me genuinely concerned for the internet. Is it even worth having an internet anymore, mon ami?
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I heard the casting director was moved to tears during the audition when Benjamin touchingly delivered the line “Well, excuUuUuUuUuse me, Princess!”
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Great to have it back! I heard if you tap it with a magic wand, a salacious centerfold of Randy Pitchford appears.
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This could replace the lyrics to Alicia Keys’ Girl on Fire.
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Mario Vape Kart World
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My favorite is Peanut Butter, Sriracha and Orange Marmalade sandwiches. They rule.
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SONIC vs. RASCAL! youtu.be/2WF3VWMV3Mo All New COMPLETE Season 9! Starring: Cool Guy @tolkoto.com and Cool Hedgehog @danryckert.com!! @grubb.wtf 's there too. Also featuring the debut of @voidburger.com! Enjoy!
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Someone should make a Society MMO.
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Kayla's favorite Scorsese movie. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com
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New animation drops tomorrow! Just gotta spend today typing up all the subtitles. Thrilling! Exciting!
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Hah, oh no. Watching now. 🍿
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A New Save File. @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf
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I wanna start Clair Obscur but I’m trying to finish up Doom: Dark Ages first. The problem is that I’ve gotten level-breaking bugs in 2 different levels that forced me to restart each one after more than 3/4 through. Don’t wanna shelf it with only a few levels left but the momentum is gone.
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I missed tonight’s stream but I have been thinking about the name Alvin Flang and “Pizzafaced Cinderblock” regularly since Dan streamed it last. It’s truly a masterpiece of modern cinema.
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“Michael Bay’s most personal and intimate film to date will leave you wondering ‘Why isn’t this a Mario Paint movie?’” - New York Times
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What I want: - StarTropics HBO series from the creators of The Wire - Denis Villeneuve’s Kirby’s Dream Course (trilogy) - Live-action Mario Party for Spike TV (cancelled after one season for being too dangerous) - Ryan Coogler’s 1080° - Deadwood but Pikmin (Olimar swears constantly)
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That character fell flat for me. They just ended up being nuts.
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“I don’t want to go…”
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He's fully acclimated to the French life now. Just sitting there eating baguettes dipped in French's mustard.
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They called him "Pepto" @jerf.xyz @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com
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"American Pie in Space" is the best one.
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I personally would have switched 3 and 7 but good list overall.
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Was your #11 Click Click Bomb?
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I still get chills thinking about the tech demo.
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Here's my selection for GB's Top 10 Games of the 21st Century. Maybe it's been long enough to play Obra Dinn again.
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I was a big fan of the '94 version. When they remade it in 2020, I was pretty excited, but quickly realized that it was a train wreck and didn't understand a lot of the choices they made. So I actually went in and re-edited the entire series and fixed it.
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Watching Wet Hot directly after any of those movies on the right side would be a wild, but necessary, palette cleanser.
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Vinny calls the Pope. @vinnycaravella.bsky.social @alexnavarro.bsky.social @bradshoemaker.bsky.social @nextlander.com
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Pipo: An OverBlood Love Story (Complete Season 8) youtu.be/tZmNgx55lNM @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @giantbomb.bsky.social The next episode will come out once Rascal has been defeated!
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Some people look distinguished after shaving. You, however, seem to have extinguished.
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It's like the Nathan For You where he convinces people to pay extra for a massage that isn't given by a masseuse with "contagious warts". The Switch 1 version will give you warts. And that's not just a fun nickname for Wartortle.
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My excitement for this game is off the charts and I can't believe this made me even more excited. It also made me hungry.
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That is Jordan Middler of VGC!
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That’s a Mike Minotti holding Dan’s raw Dorito burger. A meat thermometer is sticking out of it and it’s pointing to “NO”. He’s also wearing a Rainforest Cafe Fast Pass bracelet. Unfortunately, the upload to Bluesky makes some of the finer details a little hard to read.
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With @bradshoemaker.bsky.social @ybbaaabby.bsky.social @lucyjames.games @gameovergreggy.bsky.social @dannyodwyer.bsky.social @jordanmiddler.bsky.social @bigmanfanelli.bsky.social @nikigrayson.com @baileymeyers.bsky.social @chucktowski.com @johncarson.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social
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A Summer's Game Festival, 2025 @giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com @janochoa.bsky.social @jerf.xyz and special guest @jeffgerstmann.com (higher resolution sections posted below 👇)
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Mario Microwave Hallway @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf
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So glad I got to watch you all create this masterpiece.
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You Rascal, you!
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Me: I'm trying to establish myself as an artist. New acquaintance: That's great! Can I see your work?! Me: Sure! Have you heard of Rascal?! @tolkoto.com
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I am just so thrilled that humans don't have to worry any more about making art and can instead focus on what matters: building decks.
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Legitimately one of my favorite movies.
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You should try getting 1st place next time. It's way more rewarding.
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Still working on the next episode, but until then... BLINK & YOU'LL MISS IT! The Complete Blightning Round Season 7! youtu.be/jwNKJH-q498 Blues Brothers! Fester's Quest! E.T.! Blight! @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social
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I usually don't draw romance but... @dannyodwyer.bsky.social @gameovergreggy.bsky.social
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The last thing you see before you die by confetti. @grubb.wtf
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The MindsEye midnight launch line is popping off! Everyone's here shouting out their favorite MindsEye quotes while some people are playing the tabletop version. SOO glad I got in this line 4 days ago! #circuitcitylaunchparty
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It's from the very end of the Roadcraft/Nightreign UPF from last week! Timestamp: youtu.be/3WIYp-ihy_w?...
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Remember that one time @grubb.wtf shot @danryckert.com with a confetti cannon? "Dogs. Felled by dogs." - A random @jerf.xyz character @giantbomb.bsky.social
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I'll make sure to add at least 5 minutes of personal feet footage in my next animation. Just for you.
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Season 3 of The Rehearsal aims to expose Sonic. @danryckert.com
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Here's a time lapse of random background characters to help fill out a scene that only lasts a few seconds. Why did Sonic 06 have so many npcs? #art #animation #timesink #sonic, technically
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This is a good idea. I hope my final form is just a bunch of arms.
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Switch 2 is a lot of fun! Feels lighter than I was expecting. Thanks, Nintendo!
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The dinosaur‘s body is covered in tattoos and will be his only chance for escape.
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Too bad you're afraid of mugs, @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com
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Tit Rascal @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf
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Dear #Disney, ❤Jeffrey Combs as a lead in a #StarWars series. ❤Live action, full makeup prosthetics. ❤The Gungan.
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I also "fixed" Noobz by replacing its audio with Love on a Leash. It is now called Noobz on a Leash and it is also perfect. For the uninitiated, the audio is as rough as the movie which is why its silent/bad most of the time. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com
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I "fixed" Love on a Leash (2011) by replacing its audio with Noobz (2012). It is now called Dogz and it is perfect. Note: The "Frisbee" and "Duck" sound effects match perfectly. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com #gamers (The reverse, posted below.)
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Messing with pixels. Cool/Sweet/Rad. @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
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Leon: Hi there. Employee: Whattaya buyin’? Leon: Hi there. @xivytv.bsky.social
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You must be nuts to not help this lil guy. @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social @jerf.xyz @tolkoto.com @baileymeyers.bsky.social