Don't threaten me with a good time
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Don't threaten me with a good time
I'm a bad person for being amused by watching the dreary spectacle of Rudy trying to cover for having nearly been killed doing something that cannot have been in any way legit. I can live with it.
Newsom Bros are as mud-fucking stupid as anyone who voted to "own the libs" and I will note that autocorrect thought that should be IBS.
Let's not let perfect be the enemy of hilarious here
It is a brutal chore to hate something and not be a dick about it
The Fire This Time
Engaged citizenry at any scale is heartening to see. Please don't tell me these are bigots.
Worked for Stalin?
This somehow represents 3 different circuits, all functional.
Those are loot stashes. You know what to do.
Representing Dr Pepper Zero Sugar Blackberry!
The same thing is happening with W, it would seem. The Overton window is turning into a black hole.
To everyone trying to manifest the ascension of Dear Leader: Making shit up that you like and then believing it is the truth is HIS THING. It's a bad look. I mean, I can't stop you, and if it works I'll dance in the streets.
Absolutely great that Newsom is taking wide open shots at Dear Leader and enraging and embarrassing Rs. But Newsom is an absolute piece of shit. If you are a leftist and vote for him because Blue Or Die, you are a dumbfuck like everyone who voted to "own the libs".
None of these fucking lunatics are going to resign or be fired, by the way. We are ruled by the cold war Kremlin now, and no one is leaving unless they are dead and/or can't be propped upright. They will be wheeling Dear Leader around like Hannibal Lecter while he gibbers and drools on his tie.
Yes... HA HA HA HA! YES!
We've been on this bullshit for six months, and the storm troops are yanking DoorDashers off their mopeds in DC and kidnapping firefighters from active wildfire lines. Six fucking months. This isn't going to level off. This is just the beginning.
When Germany was losing the war because that guy invaded Russia in the dead of winter, they called up the HJ and pensioners to fight and kept the death camps running, because it was crucial to murder unwanted civilians. That was at the end, after years of escalating crazy from on high.
IT DID NOT END WELL. FOR ANYONE. ANYWHERE.
The German guy couldn't get the president of the central bank to do his bidding, so he got the SA to rough him up and shoot him in the leg. Guy still wouldn't play ball, so he had a private meeting and flat out threatened to kill him. He resigned, and was replaced by a stooge.
The only good thing about all this is watching how quickly the lunatics deteriorate when set free to wreak havoc. RFK looks more diseased and insane by the day. With no one holding him back, he will escalate and escalate until he is chugging his own piss on camera, ranting about precious fluids.
Little dude knows he's got it good with you
Having worked as a proof reader, I know the sweet dopamine tickle of flagging an error. That does not excuse these espontaneos jumping into the ring and fucking up the program for authors of already published work.
General Ripper understands the threat to our Purity of Essence. The integrity of our mitochondria hangs in the balance.
RFK looks like he's morphing into the giant inflatable rat that gets trucked out in front of picket lines
You are not taking seriously the threat to our precious bodily fluids
These are the sixteen words every human should live by
I feel sorry for them. These are people with jobs and families and commitments, and they are stuck here indefinitely, tasked with trying to look busy in front of their clueless rage case boss.
Was sketching out plans to travel to Brooklyn for a pedal show in October last night, and the obvious choice was Amtrak from Union Station to Penn. That's down the toilet as of this morning.
The ratio of conceptions to births at the burn has to be staggering
Because it gets you out of Frankfurt
It also reeks of 80s perfume. Whole place smells like Kim's pillow with an undertone of cabbage.
Best part of Frankfurt is the airport
I've never seen it so full
Are they saying it in a high pitched sing song? Because that is grounds for considerable consequences
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
The piss tank on Will is 23% full
In every relationship there is a person who loads the dishwasher.
Never seen it so full
What evil is this
The sun is ugly and evil
Worst sex toys ever at the Starbucks
It has to be noted that Newsom is an absolute piece of shit. He's having a great time, and he is enraging people who I want to be blind with rage, and he is inspiring hope in people who feel like the Democratic party are incapable of pulling their thumbs out. Thanks. But he's a piece of shit.
Sorry can't hear you over the deafening roar of his hallucinated accolades
Almost certainly from his piece of shit friends who were afraid to eat in restaurants because they would be booed or have their laptops lifted
In years to come, professors of history will need to teach this period, and I would honestly prefer that the US disappeared in flames than have future generations study the all caps shitposting wars between Newsom and Dear Leader. Nixon and Grover Cleveland were disgusting enough.
It's not my fault that Kristi Noem looks and speaks like a possessed RealDoll. Or that JD Vance looks and speaks like cocaine had a baby with a personal injury law firm. Or that Stephen Miller looks like someone prompted ChatGPT with "what if the no one loved Slender Man".
I really hope those kids fucked Big Balls up something awful. I hope he is still crying.
DRINK COWARD
All this spray-painted TEMU tat is held up with Blu Tac. It's not kitsch though. Kitsch is fun. The Russian word is poshlost' (пошлость), meaning soul-eating tackiness, a preoccupation with the trivial, and a smug unthinking acceptance of cliché.
Plea to Canada: Please please please burn the White House to white ash again. Wear respirators, all that TEMU gold tat is gonna give off fumes.
The world will not burn any slower if I refuse to enjoy anything
Happy 818 to those who celebrate
Taking note that the only loyalist stooge who can talk in full sentences is Rubio, a bootlicker who clearly grew up doing bullies' homework for them. He has visibly aged a decade since January. I'm betting on the job breaking him before 2026.
BELA! HOW MANY TOR?!
All of this "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger swim in sewage eat shit full of pathogens" idiocy is a suicide pact going viral
I don't hate Billy Joel. Much respect. Uniformly cannot tolerate any of his music.
Already a great story and now the visual...
If you can't have a heart when someone loses a pet, I don't know what to do with you
I do not understand why I hate Billy Joel's music to the insane degree that I do. It's essentially artist-specific redline misophonia.
Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...
Sorry to have missed you, and April was like 3 years ago in 2025 time
I swear, I got miffed for a fraction of a second that DC wasn't listed. Then I remembered that no one should come to DC for the foreseeable for any reason.
Sharp eyed pedal builders will note that the potentiometer on the left is wired backwards. I need to make a policy of not soldering after 10 pm. (It does still work, it just works in the wrong direction.)
It's Will Smith obv and then Will Ferrell with a cowbell but fuck that
What's the gif that pops up when you type your name?
"The AI ratfucking" did not test well
Some days you need a win, and some days it comes in the form of a functioning fuzz circuit
Bathroom light fixture, Takoma Beverage Co.
There is clearly some new vector for weird MAGA rumors and conspiracy horseshit that hasn't hit the mainstream
Slightly diminish a band: King Reddish
And the AC is functional
All this will be forgotten once the cleaning product smell disappates
I'm also picturing the end of The Sound of Music, with the concert hall chock full of armed Nazis
I am a bad person for wanting him to go through with his lunatic plan to host the Kennedy Center Honors. If he gets through the whole thing without falling asleep, it will be because he is so rammed full of speed that he will fugue. All that will be on camera.
Thanks. Me too.
Me too, but also no
It's a step up from being terrified of cities I guess
I'm genuinely worried about my half-Spanish wife, who has black hair, grocery-bag complexion, and features that could be read as middle-eastern or Latinx, going to work in DC now that every 5th person on the sidewalk is a loyalist cop. I'm not slightly worried about her flying out of the country.
WTF right now
All that spray painted TEMU garbage is held up with blu-tac
You better hope it's imaginary with no tp
Will you watch a tire rolling down a massive sand dune for three minutes? Yeah, I didn’t think I would either, but here I am telling you that you probably will. It’s definitely a metaphor for something! [kottke.org]
I should know that, I used to ride one to school
You: How are you dealing with being across the river from a city being ruled under martial law by an uncontrollable psychopath with obvious dementia? Me: Mindful self-care...
Guys! Guys! If you play Dopesmoker at triple speed without fuzz, it turns into ripshit post/math rock!
If you are wondering how the rest of the US would react, watch the news now that martial law has been declared in DC
There are more guns than people in Alaska, nearly everyone has survival skills and rations, and they consider themselves very much a breed apart from the Lower 48. Russia would have a war on two fronts to deal with.
If you live in a city where Kamala won in 2024, keep an eye on what's happening in DC. You are next.
If you know what I mean
I'd bet that fired DOGE gremlin "Big Balls" is prouder than a dog with three dicks to be the Reichstag Fire for phase 1 of putting the nation under martial law.
You also have to watch out for air force missiles apparently
Did he make any jokes? Did you know they were jokes before he told you you couldn't take a joke?
Happy Halloween! All the decorations are products of prison labor! But it's Halloween from now until Thanksgiving! Thank you Capitalism!
You are a Psychonaut of Gastronomy
A man with a face made of gas station beef jerky tells you not to wear sunscreen. You listen to him. He is a psychopath. You are an imbecile.
Realized I was minutes away from a double palindromic odometer as I was waiting to get on the highway
Those are actually the instructions
Pleasant day for a visit to Roosevelt Island. Noted that Teddy was an early advocate of Qi Gong.
