Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelterβ’ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard
1,929 followers 1,270 following 2,580 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Have they started putting up Spirit of Halloween signs over the Whitehouse yet? π€
I hope he is suffering greatly every minute until he dies
Previously new songs to me I learned i can sing tonight: You don't know how I feel - Tom Petty Queen Bee - Grand Funk Railroad Home Sweet Home - Motley CrΓΌe Working In a coal mine - Devo π
π My bad
Singing Bloodhound Gang's 'Lap Dance Is Better When the Stripper is Crying' so I can feel something
*waves hand* you did not see the drunken karaoke comment completely unrelated to your comment but I thought you were responding to a different post so I deleted it...
I will demand one single cigarette from whoever is closest and smoke one for the first time in 18 years
My favorite part of karaoke is realizing I've been singing some of my favorite songs vastly different than intended by the author π
Ya know the best part of all this? He's still going to die and we get to do it again π
We'd need to hire a necromancer again but I have a favorite π
It It It It It It Has it happened yet? π
Iβm just saying that when it happens Iβm jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
T-rex can't hold his liquor
Me, trying to back our asses back to the late 20th century like...
70 years of hamberders don't fail us now
We are now 25 years into the new millennium and I can confidently say that the whole thing is a mistake
Everything is shit so I say,"fuck off world!" Im going to play make believe with my friends (D&D tonight) π
Last pandemic I was too busy dealing with cancer to be terribly focused on dying from a disease, I was busy dying from my own cells attempting a coup
economy go boom
I'm a hard no
Cowboys lol
People are just starting to feel the tariffs, they will sting hard in the next 2-3 months. By Xmas if peeps still have employment they won't be able to afford much and companies that survived until Christmas wont make it Things are going to get brutal, we are fucked
Its going to be the GREATEST depression, believe me
Trump is why Saved everyone a click
Wgy does it feel like the economy is going to collapse right after Xmas
Everything after beating cancer has been worse than cancer so not optimal
I had it in the bag and then the injury bug bit me π€
I regret to inform everyone I will not be on any 53 man roster in the NFL this year That makes 52 years in a row
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
I hope he starts doing Subway commercials π
HAHAHAHA they couldnβt get a grand jury to indict our sandwich hero Iβm dying www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Beautiful π
βAcross 87 aspen stands, researchers documented, in 2020 to 2021, the first new overstory cohort since the 1940s, with 43 percent of stands now containing young trees about 2 to 4 inches in DBH (Diameter at Breast Height).β Yellowstone recovering because of wolves is amazing. Go wolves go!
Republicans are Garth
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
The economy is scaring me so badly. And the average American doesnβt understand it. Unemployment is so bad that Jim Cramer just said βFUCKβ on live national television on CNBC lmao Jerome Powell just said the tariffs are destroying both the COL AND employment which is slowing down the economy.
So... you know you post trash before you hit send and yet you persist
Perfection π
π€ this is so badass π
The 3 wooden spoons broken across my ass approve of this message
π―
Now I know this is fiction because Bolton's mustache would never be taken alive
James Dobson dying is a staring into the middle distance type of event. You have likely directly suffered bc of him. Few have done more to harm humanity at large in the past few decades. A principal architect of our current nightmare. No redeeming aspect. He was a rat made entirely out of plague.
To be clear I absolutely accept a half full bag of potato chips for any reason
+10 to stealth
This is radiofine
lol, dementia has got him spilling random secrets every interview now π€£
Usually adding Daniel Jones to your team would make DVOA worse, so this is an improvement?!? π€
*during mt colon cancer treatments I had two illiostomies done for 15 & 16 months respectively, zero stomach aches during those times when food didn't go through my lg int, as soon as they were reversed I got "stomach" aches again almost immediately
You aren't having a stomach ache* you are having a large intestine ache
Drop some AXES π€π
lol right
No, its "fuck you fuck you fuck you."
Rep Darrell Issa on the roof of his office hiding from voters in 2018: "I'm moving to a safe red district next election"
He was a simple tourist offering his dinner to a hungry public servant
Welcome...to my MIND PALACE
He didn't "throw" a sandwich, he freely offered his sandwich in friendship and love really fast
Sure sure π
Does Government class simply change the cover of their textbook from Civics to History? π€
Wut
Show me your getaway vehicle
No it isn't, you are
Canβt believe this happened again.
I would watch the shit out of this show π
"A gang of youths on ATVs...one of whom popped a wheelie'."
βπ
My body no longer has colon cancer, so that's an improvement π€
Gourd, sharpened variety
lol
Finally a platform the entire planet can get behind
"We are 100% NOT planning on upsidedown shaking billionaires like it says in our Shake the Billionaires 2026 planbook that we all signed" ~Pinche, professional billionaire shaker
You have to offer less to get them in and then bait&switch em π the real plans are 24/7 upsidedown shakings until he stops retreading trickedown nonsense
I'd like to thank Mark for regularly reminding the populace that being a billionaire doesn't make you smart or remotely better at anything at all in life This is trickle down bullshit with a wizard of oz liberal front Fuck off exploiter π
I'd settle for just the shaking as long as its done bi-monthly
Don't care, just want you and your fellow shitbag expoliters penniless
Have you tried fucking off with this stale ass nonsense?
Dog math: the likelihood a dog shakes off water from their fur increases exponentially the nearer they are to a dry human
I'm in serious need of bread & circuses Thank you #NFL for providing entertaining distractions from the hellacape we live in π
I wept for it was like the first turning of the leaves, the promise of a new and better season, full of possibilities
lol, lmao...
Dog drives shark to bite man
I'm doing my best to boycott America from inside the US I'm not buying fuckall but food
Sgt Henrietta walks the mean streets of the bathroom counter every day in the city way WAY north of the city of angels. This is her story: *dragnet horn* #Caturday
Right?!? π That's all bad and all but I also can't budget for shit
Ooooh, one of my favorites π
