I just drank 16oz of Apple Juice and now my heart rate is concerningly high On one hand, I may die; On the other hand, I think I’m a doctor.
If I ain’t grinding 💵, I’m grinding 🎮! This account WILL be NSFW free ISTG! Trying to be a better person overall. 🏳️⚧️✍️ “A nuisance to most people, but harmless.” I play #Fortnite, #Warframe & now #Helldivers2 badly lol #Cat pics here, #IRL for misc
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I just drank 16oz of Apple Juice and now my heart rate is concerningly high On one hand, I may die; On the other hand, I think I’m a doctor.
The chance is non-zero, but the thought that I could die at any point, especially for a bit, makes me slightly happier. Lol
Btw if you come to Florida and see a 30 year old depressed man wearing a pink shirt that says “Don’t laugh it’s your girlfriend’s shirt” The code phase is “Time to wake the Owl” and they say, “Owl have you know I’m quite eepy. That’s probably me and you have my permission to kill me right there.
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Probably my longest lasting article of clothing, 15 years, give or take. Love that shirt. It’s comfy. And pink. I like pink.
Another fun Pine0wlple fact: I have and do only own 1 pink shirt. My mother wouldn’t let me have/wear pink because it’s “gay,” but we found a pink shirt with the (cringe) captions “Don’t laugh it’s your girlfriend’s shirt” on it, and my mother allow it on that alone.
Another Warframe content drop and more nothing for my favorite frames! 😭
Bastards are a headache, but usually a grenade or just sustained fire to their ass is enough for me
Real recognizes Neal
Oh okay, cool. I hope this doesn’t become a regular thing… #Helldivers2
Because the Squad leader (Ub3rmonk) decided to go rogue on the otherside of the map while evac was coming. He died, dropped samples, I revived him, he RUNS BACK with no time at all. I go to help him. Well we all failed to evac, but then he calls US ass! Then kicks me from the party! Like MF?
So #Helldivers2 story time: I joined a D7 Mission hoping to get some Super Samples (I did not). They were fairly high level, so I thought it’d be fine. I ended up KITING 2 BILE TITANS for 5 MINUTES (thx light armor) and ended up reviving every twice while doing it! But you know that was fine.
Fun Pine0wlple Fact: Despite being as flexible as an Oak Tree, Having the walking posture of Simon Belmont, And NO sense of balance at all, I am surprisingly proficient at walking in high heels.
OC!!
OMG no wait! Now I know why that name sounds familiar! Celine from Fire Emblem Engage! It’s you!
I am 100% convinced that Super Samples just don’t exist 💀 Fuck this resource Why is it required for a LEVEL 3 upgrade!
Happy Birthday Miku! 💙 #HatsuneMiku
That’s what everyone keeps recommending but I don’t have the Gassy Warbond! 😭 I can usually get by with a Stalward or HMG, but I’m trying to find Super Cells and everyone either speedruns the mission or goes D10 and we can get anything done! Lol
The BTs are honestly NOTHING compared to the damn Predator Strain Stalkers! Boy do I love get killed in 0.3 seconds to a 3 hit combo! 💀 Lol
Downgrade of the century 💀
Ngl, I do NOT understand the reputation behind the Automatons in #Helldivers2 The bugs are SO much more difficult imo!
Born to be a cute girl in a fluffy dress Forced to apply for jobs Alas, such is the way the world works 😕
Good After Falcon Noon
Sandevistan but it activates at random moments so it just feels like shit takes forever
That’s just anxiety
Okay like, I think I genuinely hate the Bug Front in Helldivers Getting 2 shotted in a fraction of a second is NOT fun. I can’t get anything done. I also still need Super Samples. Ffs
Eepy and annoyed #Cat
So what happened to VAs only voicing characters of the same ethnicity?
This was probably my first TRUE Bile Titan kill! Lol I’ve gone on to kill many more after this. HMG Mag Dump is the way to go! 😎 #Helldivers2
Had to hoof my happy ass across the entire map because a D10 Mission went SO south SO fast! Managed to photo finish that Evac! Lol #Helldivers2
Exhibit B on #Helldivers2 Civilians lacking self preservation! I swear, the civies are literally just designed to make City missions LESS rewarding!
Moderately annoying that I suddenly have to wait for some chuckle fuck to throw a Reinforce Stratagem BEFORE they even deploy. But the Fuckleberry blipped out anyway on landing! 💀 #Helldivers2
Exhibit A on #Helldivers2 Civilians lack any and all self preservation. At least I didn’t get yelled at for this lol
You know what? Fuck you! *Unshrinks your Dinks*
So the trick I found to unlock the difficulties you don’t deserve, is to just keep joining defense or High Valve Extraction missions at max difficulty until you complete one that’s the last of someone’s campaign! Lol I did not earn D7 and D8! XD #Helldivers2
TFW Your squad’s defense goes so hard, you terraform the land around you! Lol I also got the achievement for extracting from an Extreme or harder (Iirc, this was D7-Suicide) without any deaths! Lol #Helldivers2
This was that moment, guess the host wasn’t happy with our best efforts… #Helldivers2
Lol I juust woke up Doing some chores atm but yeah
Run & Gun Shotgun Fun lol #Helldivers2
Spreading the Flames of Freedom, 1 ICBM at a time! #Helldivers2
Anytime I’m in a City Mission with Civilians and SEAFs, I end up LOSING more Requisition than it’s worth! 😭 It doesn’t help that I don’t even need to do anything, a civie stubs their toe and I get yelled at!
Also I found a trick to unlock higher difficulties! Lol #Helldivers2
Completed an Extreme mission last night! I love Defense mission (Turret/Wave defense my beloved) Also SEAFs and Civies have the survival instinct of a goldfish, istg. #Helldivers2
No, I’m NOT woke btw I’m actually Eepy
I have been on the Bug Front since the Xbox launch! 😭 It’s brutal over here! That Predator Strain is no joke!
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Well, just had my first bad experience on Helldivers Got kicked from a party mid Extreme mission I just want some Super Samples! I’m trying my best! 😭
Well, guess where I’m moving too! 😎
I can’t believe they made pooping WOKE! Can’t have shit, can’t take shit! 😭
millions of people waiting with baited breath to find out if they can celebrate that the president of their country is actually dead really says A LOT about the state of things huh
please don’t give up on transitioning no matter how hateful the world is, they need to know that we will never disappear like they want us to, we need to keep fighting. don’t feel shame in who you are, pursuing your happiness and becoming who you were always meant to be is something truly beautiful
This game is just, so great. The people are, so far, so helpful and friendly. Now I understand the appeal of Friendslop games lol
Actual peak moment just happened to me in #Helldivers2 Me: *Fleeing from enemy* My ally: *Fleeing towards me* Me: “Whatever you’re running from, run toward it, mine’s worse!” My ally, now losing it: That’s amazing, I’m using that! XD
Romani and Link - Ready to defend the ranch!🔥🏹 (Majora's Mask) #zelda
It’s so PEAK
Me and @nicunveiled.bsky.social dropping dual Hellbombs! Because nothing says freedom like overkill! Lol #Helldivers2
Disappearing Guy from The Amazing Digital Circus havin’ ahh lol #Helldivers2
NOOOOO! I’m too masculine (and repulsive) to be a cute femboy; And too CIS to be Trans! YOU CANNOT EGG ME! YOU CAN’T!
Awesome, nice to meet you Céline, Fox of Silver! :3
I panicked so hard I died to a Bile Titan… TWICE! 💀 I am NOT cut out for Extreme Difficulty! Lol The Divers that were carrying me here did say the Bugs are harder than usual, so maybe I should move to the Bots… #Helldivers
Okay, extreme is lowkey bs because why a Stalker got a TTK of a half second!? 💀 #Helldivers2
Just tried my first Extreme Difficulty! …I am not ready for Extreme Difficulty… Lol #Helldivers2
So, since I’m a Xbox Diver and new to the Warfront, should I be concerned with that looming Mustard Gas in Bug Space? #Helldivers2
In fact, now that I think about it, I got like, 5-6 different names. 2 male 2 female 1… uh, other. Lol
So can we shorten it to Cel? Lol jk Unless?
Same thing happened to me before and now people keep calling me an egg! 😭 On the plus side, I no longer struggle coming up with a female name when creating a girl character in games! Because I just default to The One! Lol
I mean that’s fair, she’s very pretty, but the hat! 😭
They took away her hat! 😭 0/10 they nerfed her!
Man Light Armor is scary! I love the speed but man, every hit is a panic attack! Lol Also, Accuracy By Numbers! #Helldivers2
Like I said! Fucking anxiety! Lol #Helldivers2
People just love to casually drop bombs in my path lol Just to give me a little anxiety! #Helldivers2
excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta
Nic just causally risking OUR LIVES for the Aura Farming. Lol #Helldivers2
You’ll never resist my ULTIMATE ATTACK! Heartwarming Hugs that filled the void in your heart attack!
Cam is good btw, they know their shit lol Those Stalkers wrecked our shit tho
Currently Diving with the Lieutenant themself! @ltcameron88.bsky.social lol
I can’t look it up at this very moment, but I remember seeing a graph report showing that most major shootings happen in areas with significant gun control. This was back in 2019, so I don’t know if the stats have changed since.
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Yeah, it’s almost like the source of the problem involving shootings isn’t the guns but a multitude of other factors, most likely and commonly mental health and the lack of assistance for it
I remember asking a teller about this when I was a wee lad, and they told me it was so old people didn’t have to bend down if they dropped it or it fell on the floor. I don’t know how true that is, but I don’t think it was a lie. Tbh
I could lowkey see him playing as either Dick or Jason tbh But fuck it, curl the monkey paw, Chris Pratt as Alfred! Lol
Brutal survival game Vintage Story gets another huge update, plus work on an Adventure Mode announced #VintageStory #IndieGames #PCGaming #LinuxGaming
Just make it exist first, you can make it good later
Hmm, comfy! 😌
disclaimer: it's valid to dye your owl a different color, it's like Anime Hair, but also my pet peeve is when people pretend that Barn Horned Owls are somehow more unique than Real Owls... #notart #bird #birds #owls
I feel like Nintendeen cannot fathom that people can enjoy anything Switch 2 related. Anytime he sees praise towards Nintendo, he deems it as “grifting” or people who still have hope in Nintendo are “holding back” to him. God forbid people have genuine positive opinions about Nintendo.
That last line was just an analogy btw, don’t think too deep about it…
Like, actually, can someone explain to me why it’s always SCHOOLS? Is it maybe because schools are most often, if not always, the most vulnerable, unguarded, undefended locations with easy targets that can’t/won’t fight back? How do you protect sheep from wolves without a dog and or a gun?
There is this funny and rare job type called: Security Officer (Armed or not) Still haven’t explained how banning guns will stop criminals from using guns.
Actually, I did just Think of the Children, and you know what came to my mind? The Country ran by the biggest child ever!
Oh also, not to mention that “Think of the Children” is also a major argument for Homo/Transphobia. So like, yeah, Think of the children, but not at the expense of others, rights and freedom.
Armed Minorities are Harder to oppress
I am Pro Gun because I am Pro People Defending themselves. We don’t need to ban guns to stop gun violence, we need better firearms education and trained access. It’s like a Car, lots the deaths by cars, but we don’t ban those. Just better education and licensing and such.
So tell me how banning guns will protect children? Because the criminals are not just gonna, follow the rules and not use their guns. Just admit you just want people defenseless and vulnerable.