That’s authoritative but the anecdotal evidence from one brainworm was enough to convince me.
Jokes of questionable quality. Hey magats - when you shoot yourself in the foot do you aim for a specific toe? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
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That’s authoritative but the anecdotal evidence from one brainworm was enough to convince me.
Wha??? Shocked! I am shocked!! Who would have seen this coming)?? In other news, MAGA enthusiasts are lying, greedy pieces of shit who hide behind their supposed faith, but live completely against the teachings of Jesus, Mohammed, and the Jewish God. Wait - these stories may be related.
‘Nobody is above the law!!’ (Unless… they can testify to what we all know, specifically Trump is a pedophile. Then they are above the law. Watch for a pardon on his last day in office) Party of law and order!
Ok if I put drugs in his granddaughter’s ice cream, I (rightfully) go to jail. But if Fuckstain McEyeBags ruffies his own granddaughter, he just has to resign and it’s all ok? Also #EpsteinFiles are still not released
I’m praying they release the #EpsteinFiles
If he has the power to revoke secret service protection then he certainly has the power to release the full #EpsteinFiles
I can think of someone else who could use a mask.. (This human thumb with a mouthful of gravel and a head full of rocks)
Hi - worm enthusiast here. On behalf of worms everywhere, I apologize that the brainworm assigned to RFK stopped chewing prematurely.
We’re gonna need names of these guys. For anyone who wants to join ICE? That whole ‘I was just following orders’ - it even has a name The Nuremberg Defense. Well it didn’t work out so well for the last round of nazis. Also anyone puts hands on a kid? They deserve what’s coming.
Go ahead - let’s see his super special Supreme Court try to dance their way out of Freedom to Assemble. Then remind them that Trump isn’t permanent so what’s good for the big fat orange goose…
More of this everywhere for every ‘representative’ who votes in their own interest instead of their constituents.
Printers also have memory caches. I wonder what else was printed? Maybe whiskey Pete printed battle plans (they aren’t battle plans!)? Maybe someone printed the #EpsteinFiles?
Don’t forget about the #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein files
Yes. Oh also Release the #EpsteinFiles
If only his brain worm didn’t stop chewing..
One meteor.. cmon. Now’s the time..
Guy bombs civilians in apartments, poisons activists with polonium, encourages adversaries to ‘fall out a window’.. oh yea. And launches the largest land war since WW2. And Trump gives him a red carpet? Stained with blood is why it’s red.
I voted against him 3 times. I stood on the bridge waving my sign, gone to local town halls. But still we have mango Mussolini. It’s not that we don’t want to get rid of him, we can’t. And what if he falls in a volcano? We get Junior Dickhead Vance. is that better? How do we do it?
Uh oh. Time to fire Goolsbee and replace him with that January 6 guy waving a flag from the country of Georgia who mistakenly thought he bought the Georgia State flag from Amazon. He seems mathy.
And the biggest shift in voters for mango Mussolini was Latino voters. Make it make sense?
‘Preying on underage girls.’ Cheeto Jesus was preying on underage girls while the GOP congress and the maga followers were ‘Praying for underage girls’. I don’t understand how everything he does flies in the face of Jesus’ teaching but they still hide behind the Bible and pretend to be holy?
I’m sure they have that deal worked out already. 1) she lies and says Trump isn’t a pedo 2) she gets an easy 3.5 years in club fed 3) he pardons her on his last day in office. 1 & 2 done. ..
Hungary? Oh sorry my bad. Thought it was mar a Lardo for a minute
Yep. But what can we regular people do about it? Go fund me to pay to keep Texas legislators out of state for another 16 months?
As it turns out? This is not a brisket hotline but I better call again in case I’m wrong
Whiskey Pete in the background thinks it’s so funny that joke he played on Marco with the war plans and the cell phone. Meanwhile Pam is mouth breathing because Donny got a little too excited cosplaying a mass shooter and made a lil poopy. Also #Epstein
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
“Liberation Day of DC” translated into Trumpish = ‘Stop talking about #Epstein because I’m a pedo and terrified of humiliation and jail’. See? Makes more sense now once it’s translated.
Wonder if this is going to make everyone forget Trump is a pedo who refuses to release the #EpsteinFiles
‘Assasination’ Funny thing about ears? When a piece goes missing, it doesn’t grow back. See Evander Holyfield…
Hey MAGAts - question. When you shoot yourself in the foot, is there a specific toe you aim at? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?
Where are the hard-working Americans who screamed, “They’re stealing our jobs”? You’re getting your wish. Immigrant workers aren’t showing up, and farm owners are hiring.
Black Trump voters.. happy with your choice now? Latino Trump voters watching migrants being targeted.. happy with your choice now? White Trump voters with family on Medicaid.. happy with your choice now?
Swapping of territory? Cool so what Russian territory is Ukraine getting then?
I kind of like: ‘When the #EpsteinFiles are Public Maybe the Trials Where We Hold GOP Criminals Like Noem Accountable and I Hope We Bring Back the Guillotine Will Be in Indiana Detention Facility’? Too wordy? ‘Fuck KKKrusti Noem’ works too.
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned…but if people accused me of being IMPLICATED in a HORRIFIC CRIME Against Children, and I had the Files to PROVE that I Wasn’t Involved, My “Strategy” Would Be To RELEASE The FILES Which Cleared My Name‼️ #TrumpIsAPedophile #TrumpIsJustAsGuiltyAsJeffreyEpstein
#EpsteinFiles
I bet ol Vlad reminded Donnie what real Epstein Kompromat looks like
Let’s rewrite the headline for accuracy. Treasury Secretary displays 6th grade understanding of economy. Claims ‘4th grade was the hardest three years of my life’ Also, tariff talk is another attempt to distract from #EpsteinFiles
White House & Mar a Lago toilets flow directly into the swamp. Oh, also MAL shitter is where he stored the #EpsteinFiles
Rooting for the worm
Good work Nostradamus. More importantly then, how do we stop it? What can regular people do?
Not really shocked
You know what goes well with a summit? The #EpsteinFiles
Worst of the worst? Hey.. there’s a guy who’s covering up for a child rapist. Can’t miss him - lives in florida, is a weird orange color & smells like shit. He and his friends see worst of the worst.
Good thing my iPhone contract just expired. Time for an android
Cmon brainworm.. chew faster!!
You know he was looking for the shitter, went out the wrong door, ended up on the roof and it s playing it off like ‘I meant to do this..’
Order the following in terms of real possibility. 1) Strike the letter T from the English language. (Donald Rump) 2) Beyoncé calls me for a date 3) We get big money out of politics 4) The Gulf of Oman is renamed Gulf of Oh-Man-Stop-Taking-About-Epstein My answer? 4-1-2-3. And 3 is distant.
As long as it’s a distraction from Epstein. Broccoli farm at the bottom of the ocean! Breeding program of killer koalas to thwart the imminent Australian threat! Rename the gulf of Oman to the gulf of Oh Man Don’t Release the Epstein Files because I’m in them!
Heard he shot an 18 that round then had time to go take batting practice with the Mets. (Naturally every ball a Home Run). Looking forward to NFL where Trump is reported named as starting QB for Philly.
Betting line favorites for these positions.
Probably the ONLY truthful thing that he's ever said ..😱
He cites the CBO? Wait.. last time I recall they were bashing the CBO for being wrong..
All the effort put into gaslighting is? If they put that into actual economic planning, we’d be doing well.
And then those people who can’t afford a filling voted for a guy who just gave the billionaire more money.
And others in the US were glued to their phones wondering why big news outlets weren’t reporting the connection between Trump and Epstein, a real estate battle, a Russian oligarch, the arrest of Epstein, and a video of a prison with many minutes missing when Epstein ‘committed suicide’
Aaannndddd he doesn’t give a shit. As long as he gets richer
BS. It’s been what 4-5 weeks? Teflon pedo will slide by as usual unless someone comes forward with actual proof. Otherwise it’s just more social media pearl clutching
About time for what? Wait for an impeachment which won’t go through and if it did, leaves us with Junior Detective Vance? Wait until the midterms? Hope all Trump’s cheeseburger diet does its job? Hope some whistleblower publishes what we all know about the pedo in chief? ??
Well on a positive note.. Um.. give me a sec. I mean.. there’s the.. Fucking hell.
And how’s that working out? Out here in huddled masses land it don’t feel so great.
Awesome. So instead of doing the right thing by exposing a child sex abuse ring involving the president, he’s waiting for the right price. As usual, a government of the dollar, by the dollar, for the dollar. Give the recordings to NPR.
Now the only way to stop him is sunshine, garlic, and a wooden stake through the heart
Protecting the homeland!! Practicing her Charlie’s Angels shooting poses, making sure the silicon in her boobies is properly fluffed, combing her hair just so and cosplaying a cowgirl. I feel safer already!!
How does someone like this get to ‘urge the supreme court’? Ok if I were the enabler for the worst child sex trafficker in history and I were in jail, I’m pretty sure I’d have zero access to urge any court, never mind supreme. I mean unless I knew someone high up with that access and a big secret…
Also bove looks like a meaner version of Dracula. Prepare the garlic & wooden stakes!
His eyes and that stupid hat. There’s no sun indoors jackass. Plus it’s not polite. Jackass.
This fool looks like his soul left his body when he was 6 and it never came back. Wait… what the? Off topic, does anyone have a wooden stake, some garlic and a few silver bullets I can borrow?
Ok stop me if you’ve heard this one. A pedophile, a felon, a rapist, and a golf cheat walk into a bar. The golf cheat says.. Wait. Nevermind
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “She had no remorse. Ghislaine has no soul. She’s a dangerous human being. She will reoffend, reoffend and reoffend. These people never stop. Ever.”
Congrats!! Oh also, #Epstein
Maybe remind certain politicians that the lapel pin they love to wear looks exactly like the rifle this guy used? Trading lives for NRA contributions.. one day prayers will be answered and they will be judged - this world or next.
Did you know the average IQ of people who believe in replacement race science bullshit is exactly 3.7gofuckyourself? The data doesn’t lie
Yep. That all tracks. You know how to throw sand in the gears of all this? Find who knows, and is willing to talk about #Epstein.
What a time to be alive.
In other words, we live in a shitty world. Oh! Speaking of which #Epstein
Yep all true. But #Epstein. Don’t let him off that hook
One video, two windbags.
Don still tilting at windmills. Oh - also #Epstein
So.. Obama and Biden wrote the files before #Epstein was arrested that didn’t exist but were on Bondi’s desk and now ‘the dems’ edited those same to make trump look bad? Yes that makes perfect sense. That’s much more logical than the alternate explanation that trump is a pedophile.
That’s a shame. Also #Epsteij isn’t trending.
It’s 7-D chess. Let me explain. - Deny climate change, say weird windmill stuff - Burn as much fossil fuel as possible - Destroy the atmosphere - North Dakota becomes subtropical - Plant acres of coffee outside Fargo - Lower price on tariff free, Fargo coffee! - Own the libs Quite simple really
On brand. Also, #Epstein.
Cool congrats to bubba Wallace! Oh - also. #Epstein
- go golfing and get called a *unt by Scots
Which information again? The files that don’t exist? The ones on Bondi’s desk? The pre-election files ol JD Vance talked about? The fake ones Obama wrote before Epstein was arrested? A birthday card drawing Donnie who never wrote a drawing wrote? #Epstein Epstein Epstein (feed the algorithm)
Guess what else isn’t off the table when the people eventually take back power from oppressive overlords?
The ear claps are my favorite part
Fascinating. Oh - also, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!!
Fascinating. Also, EPSTEIN, EPSTEIN & EPSTEIN
Chew faster brainworm! Oh yeah, also: Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.
Also he flew on Epstein’s jet and previously stated he was for the release of Epstein files. www.snopes.com/fact-check/j...
- Guess what corn syrup is made from? - Guess what state is VERY proud of their corn production? - Guess who Iowa voted for last election? - Guess where most commercial sugarcane is grown globally? (Brazil, India, China, US is #10) How do tariffs work again? Hey Iowans? Happy with your vote?
Great also.. Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.
Oh! I know this joke. Ok… A pedophile, a rapist, a con man, and a felon walk into a bar.. Which one.. Wait. The joke isn’t as funny if they’re all the same guy.
🧵The explosive tapes recorded by Trump biographer Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump a serial cheat who liked to “f---” his friends’ wives. Epstein spoke at length about Trump w Wolff in August 2017, 2 years before his death. Wolff has up to 100 hrs of recordings. Some of sickening tidbits below.
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