P.J. Denyer
@pjdenyer.bsky.social
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created November 13, 2024
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Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted
Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully he's there for them to pick him a spot near his ex wife.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering how many of them even lie about their names.. But George 'Iain Duncan' Smith smashes it with the double, name *and* academic history. Well done George (and your given middle name is spelt 'Ian' by the way). www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Lying about your academic achievements is a Tory Leadership Tradition dating back to George 'Iain Duncan' Smith. www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/...
David Osland (@davidosland.bsky.social) reposted
Kemi Badenoch said Britain was in trade talks with Canada and the Canadian high commissioner confirmed it wasn't. Now she's saying she got an offer to study medicine at Stanford and the university has confirmed she didn't. The Tory leader seems careless with the truth.
Activist Democrats (@activist-democrats.bsky.social) reposted
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Lying about her academic achievements? Who does she think she is, George 'Iain Duncan' Smith?
(@thewharrgarbler.bsky.social) reposted
@flavorflav.bsky.social and crew with an important Public Service Announcement: m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmo3...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"He doesn't mean it"
SBU🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 (@stupidbskyusername.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
TiggsCupcake (@tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social) reposted
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I do wonder how much of it is just another attempt to weaken us as a country by making us even more of an isolated pariah state. The money behind Farage and his ilk does not come from friends to Britain or our allies.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
I’m not an ornithologist. Can anyone identify the bird in this photo?
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
He lives in the US now apparently.
Dr Eric Farmer (@himself132.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Africa-born Carswell, aka Popeye, helped inflict Brexit on us and then fled to the US, from where he posts racist comments on social media.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely not! www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
A Tory lying about their qualifications? Surely not! www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish it was even harder.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially when they lie about it. www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen
victoria1921.bsky.social (@victoria1921.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I want Farage to leave the UK permanently to join his fascist friends in USA. His poisonous and racist Brexit lies broke Britain's economy, now he's trying to remove our human rights. MSM do your jobs and publicise the truth about this dangerous spiv. Ffs. Britain is better than this.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I want my rights protected FROM Nigel Farage!
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
James 'One Man War On Nominative Determinism' Cleverley was banging this drum on #LBC, trying to twist it onto a caller 'We had these rights before the ECHR, which one do you think we're going to take away?' instead of explaining why they want to leave. bsky.app/profile/did:...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social)
#LBC But answer came there none....
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but it's not the sane people I'm worried about.
Bayjmin Tuckles (@bayjmin-tuckles.bsky.social) reposted
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd do it even if my battery was at 90%.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently the trip was very short. If it was a double I guess they couldn't risk him doing something that would give the game away.. Like post his *real* score.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The only person that disagrees is Melania.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to see people get endorsement points for bad parking, because people who park like selfish, entitled dickheads drive like selfish entitled dicheads.
Sarah Murphy (@13sarahmurphy.bsky.social) reposted
What a traitorous piece of shit Farage is… (Sunday Times)
Supertanskiii (@supertanskiiii.bsky.social) reposted
Flagshaggers have spent the week spray-painting dodgy Union Jacks and auditioning for the ‘Great British W*nk Off’. Flags don’t compensate for no identity, a tiny nob and a height that means they can't ride the Nemesis. It’s Poundland Nationalism. 8pm 👇🏼 youtube.com/live/xPlKTmY...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's the poll I'm thinking of it was only visitors to a postcode lottery website that advertises on daytime TV, so not exactly conducted to the highest standards. 68% voted Don't Know.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple of weeks ago there was an arson attack on an Indian Restaurant that left two people fighting for their lives. These two should visit the hospital & face the reality of burning people alive before they open their ignorant, hate filled mouths again.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social)
I fixed the embarressing spelling mistake on Trump's latest AI powered insult to reality. @briantylercohen.bsky.social
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Fixed That For You
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
And they spelt "Twat" wrong.
Christopher Owen (@oysta.au) reposted
simply incredible content
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, he had to get petrol money from his Mum, so maybe... He's ten? Probably shouldn't be driving though.
David Henig (@davidheniguk.bsky.social) reposted
So what precisely do the right want to do about the white working classes? Certainly not go to university, as they want numbers down. Nor to have a unionised manufacturing job, as they don't want unions. No, they just want pawns as part of their culture wars. They don't give a toss.
UK Politics (@politicsintheuk.bsky.social) reposted
⚠️Reminder: Telegraph is owned by a tax avoiding billionaire who doesn’t live in the UK, and employs Dubai based hypocrites who attack the UK from there. #ukpolitics
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Crystal Clean represent the Britain I want to live in
Russell England (@russellengland.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And well done to Crystal Clean Windows who cleaned it for free "A huge thank you to Isaac Crystal Clean Windows York Limited. After this incident happened, he kindly came and cleaned our windows for free. We are truly touched by his kindness." www.crystalcleanwindowsyork.co.uk
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I'd love to see someone walk up to one of those numpties who turn up dressed as crusaders in their hand knitted chainmail & point out that they're dressed as Norman knights, who crossed the channel in small boats & actually *did* invade the country bringing their own language & culture!
Trevor Stables 🇨🇵 🔶🏳️🌈 (@trevor0257.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT #FARAGE ALWAYS BEING ON TV IF YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED THIS PETITION !!! DO IT!!!!! RT and thankyou for your attention to this matter! 😰 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the one's who turn up dressed as crusaders.. French speaking Norman knights who crossed the channel in small boats and invaded the country bringing their own language and culture.
The noble Lord Christopher of Marston Moretaine🇪🇺🇬🇧🇧🇬🇺🇦 (@oftenmiserable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
www.crystalcleanwindowsyork.co.uk
Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As noted elsewhere in this thread, Isaac from Crystal Clean Windows York Limited came over and cleaned the restaurants windows for free and helped remove the graffiti. That's patriotism! Trying to make your community better. Reaching out and helping others.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the numpties who turn up dressed as crusaders, someone should point out to them that they're dressed as Normans who crossed the channel in small boats and invaded Britain bringing their own language and culture. Richard the Lionheart didn't even speak English!
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's the poll I think it is, it was exclusively of visitors to a 'Postcode Lottery' website that advertises during afternoon television on one of the ITV channels, so hardly a well conducted and balanced poll of the country.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
*Jacob..
BlueCrew community 💙💙 (@libertyovergov.bsky.social) reposted
When even Ronald Reagan’s own son calls out Trump and the GOP as illegitimate, you know the rot runs deep. Trump isn’t just unfit, he’s a disgrace to the presidency. 🇺🇸 #BlueCrew #Resist #ResistTrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #trumpLiesMatter #ImpeachTrumpNOW
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
You are Jacon Rees-Mogg and I claim my shiney sixpence! 😂
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they seem to like Mary 'Liz' Truss and Badenoch's just as great an intellectual heavyweight as she is....
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
A few years back I was working in a country pub, the big group of rich retirees that got in there every single lunchtime to drink & then drive home were instistant that Farage was going to sweep to power with UKIP & reverse the smoking ban. Bet none of them smoked in their homes..
Fair Political Coverage - we want to hear from ALL our parties (@fairpoliticsnow.bsky.social) reposted
We’re going up at a rate of 700 signatures an hour currently. In the time it took me to boil the kettle it went up by 50. Keep the message in minds folks. Fair coverage is what we want so we hear from ALL parties not just the narrative of one. Sign and pass on petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Aaron Incognito (@aaronincognito.bsky.social) reposted
Massive argument on my train in Melbourne. White Nationalists shit-talking, blaming migrants for every problem. Muslim girl asked “So are immigrants the reason you’re fat?” Hilarity ensued.
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering it's the fault of the Tories the Telegraph solution is 'make sure the plebs are blaming wokeness and immigrants so we can persuade them to vote Tory again'
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming from the Telegraph I'll guarantee that this was written by someone who wants the poor working class whites to blame equally or poorer people rather than looking at who's really made their lives worse since the late '70s.
Stevie D (@stevieinselby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The idea that anyone at the Telegraph has ever met a white working class person, let alone gives the tiniest shit about them individually or collectively, is absolutely comical.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
What's a real delusion is the idea that anyone at the Telegraph cares about the working class of any colour. They just want to stir up divisions within the working class because they don't want them looking at the real cause of their problems. The Tory Party the Telegraph supports.
Bees Be Best (@bestbittybee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The rest of the world is looking on in stunned horror. You have a deranged toddler in charge of a nuclear superpower. We can't believe an electorate would let this happen.
James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) reposted
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
"I don't mind flags being put up everywhere." The behaviour you are actually encouraging.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it's just an unsustatiated rumour, but I have just bought a bottle of bubbly. Wouldn't want to be caught unprepared!
James O’Brien (@mrjamesob.bsky.social) reposted
If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad thing is that he's actually a really good interviewer, and you can find examples of him skewering politicians of all parties, but he does it *far* more to left wing figures than right and frames his arguements from a rw perspective. If he was impartial he'd be a real power for good.
mja66 (@mja66.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Do you remember when Jeremy Hunt bought seven flats at a bulk discount rate from a Tory donor, 'forgot' to tell Parliamentary Standards about the acquisition and then Nick Ferrari and the right-wing press harangued him over it for days on end? No. Neither do I.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sky? Trump's going to hit the Lake of Fire with such a splash that all the demons are going to take up surfing.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The two options aren't mutually exclusive.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Weekend at Donny's
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they calling for pardons for any serial killer with a property worth over £400k?
Marina Purkiss (@marina-purkiss.bsky.social) reposted
My morning beef with Nick Ferrari on @lbc over his double standards…
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
"If it was Ed Miliband I'd do the same", yes Nick, if it was another Labour politician you would. That's kind of the point.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If she'd been a Tory they'd be lauding her, the mysogony is a knee jerk reaction spurred on by political expediency and class hatred
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was a shame their marriage broke up, if ever two people deserved each other it was them and at least meant two other people didn't have to suffer.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
ICE kidnapping a mother as her child begs the officers not to take her. Heartbreaking 💔 😢
Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reposted
The bit fartage will never tell you
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Noah had sex with his daughters too, but it was 'their fault'...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Judging by the amount of compensation going on there I'm amazed he is...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's not guns they must have a lot of people who are fucking deadly with peashooters.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The last government wanted to stoke tensions & transfer money to their wealthy donors, some of whom owned hotel properties standing empty due to covid, cost of living crisis & other factors. It was a way to kill two birds with one grift.. Sorry, stone.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear there's one where you can get a complete set of teeth in the lobby!
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to see the media making these claims being publicly 'invited' to live in the hotels & live as an asylum seeker for a couple of weeks. It wouldn't take many, a couple of people with high profiles would do. Aside from correcting some of the misinformation, they might also develop some empathy
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Raj would be first in an ICE camp.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
No argument from me on that. That's the other factor, when a significant proportion of a country is raised to believe they need a lethal weapon, primarily to protect themselves from their fellow citizens, the idea that if another person is a 'problem' you can kill them is legitimised.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right, but even in the US there are people with legitimate reasons to own guns that aren't 'gun nuts' & the NRA etc deliberately overstate the restrictions in other countries to stir up fear of even mild regulation. Plus, there is more to it than *only* availability although it's the main one
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's unlikely, but still more plausible than the idea of them thinking.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is too many prayers and an almost total absence of thoughts..
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
Small correction, guns aren't banned, licensing was tightened up & private handgun ownership is impossible, but the UK has plenty of rifle & shotgun owners. A big difference is ownership is restricted to those with a legitimate use for a gun, & 'I might feel I need to kill someone' doesn't cut it.
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's more accurate to say that all they have to offer are prayers...
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose it's one way to ensure their candidates can't racially abuse their neighbours, quit a month into the job or spend entire interviews saying 'I don't really know' like they're quoting an old Les Dawson sketch (even though Bernard Manning would be more fitting).
P.J. Denyer (@pjdenyer.bsky.social) reply parent
I know Good Morning isn't exactly the journalistic creme de la creme, but ffs any presenter on a channel with a higher truth mandate than CBeebies (so not GBNews) should be pushing back on lines about 'Four Star Hotels'. Perhaps Rylan should go live in one of these hotels & enjoy the 3 meals a day..
Will Jennings 🗳️ (@drjennings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The unwillingness of policymakers to robustly tackle the online fuelling of social harms is going to have long-term consequences for society.
Will Jennings 🗳️ (@drjennings.bsky.social) reposted
This is sadly not surprising and should not be separated from the rise of extremism, distrust and misinformation across a range of social media platforms (as well as in some legacy media outlets) since the COVID-19 pandemic.