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I'm sorry rubio, you won't be able to learn force lightning
this is great, looking forward to the ai part 3
I thought waluigi was writing wa
also the earlier panel of bill gates crying about having to pay some of his (then) tens of billions
induce....
I'm not exactly thrilled about the "shitshow fleet deployment to the far east that gets massacred near the destination" part
I never thought we would top ut2004 floppy edition
it would be a great way to teach kids how to read the book of destructions. instead, it's a childproof lock that parents don't know about let alone know how to operate
I assume that there are a lot of Regular Joe and Jane vampires in those worlds and they just don't get involved a lot because Netflix is a much better way to spend your time than trying to find new ways to kill people but for the older ones, it's like a sunk cost sort of thing.
Vamp the Masquerade is like you get bitten and you wake up hungry - you go through all that and then mostly you don't need groceries but you DO need to commit assault and battery every few nights which is probably emotionally taxing.
you don’t need ai. grab a crayon Bitch
some of these shows were already on syndication/rerun status when I was a kid but still....
huh, what bs is discord doing this time
even the Mt St Helens account is getting in on this bsky.app/profile/moun...
It’s like the ‘what have the Romans done for us?’ gag in Life of Brian. Ok, aside from Curie. And Maude Menten of course. And Ada Lovelace, I mean we all know about Ada Lovelace. And we wouldn’t have a star classification scheme. And I mean we all know Rachel Carson. But aside from that…
it's not like eg clothing where modern slavery is endemic at parts of the supply chain but removed from the end customer, they made an active decision here
farage already did this a few weeks ago with the transes in prison announcement. he thought "how can I get starmer to say something stupid" and starmer walked right into it
seems we're not the only ones that can't escape the claw machine
they need to do way instain Office who kill her Clippy
I remember surgeon simulator, thrashing around with the hammer was much more efficient than any of the saws
this was my retort to those grifters who went on tv/online a couple years ago saying we needed to chew food for ages like a chimp chewing on a tree root - what do they think cooking is for
the line about the rivets sounds like i would be collecting rust everywhere
no death you already got kissenger you don't need to go back to the machine
did they swap to one of these things from some boat they had been driving for decades "it still has 4 wheels, I don't need to relearn handling..."
the little kieth haring dudes find themselves in a heironymous bosch painting
a hecata's famous last words
or the inverse, you don't try out cool guns because ammo is limited and so you're worrying about your shootables-per-ammo rate for each gun
yeaaah haha eat flamethrower! OK party's over time to go ba- wait where's my pistol ammo
poles also had that phone hacking scandal a couple years back where they were snooping on the opposition, they know it's quite possible to listen in to people if you really want to without having to do this
"we have invented the police master key, from the acclaimed episode of the simpsons where Bart and Ralph Wiggum steal the chief's key while he slept and literally let themselves into the toy store" seriously, it's not even some torment nexus sci fi book the simpsons said this was a dumb idea
I was thinking of the end of a squid but then I turned the phone around
every woman bond touches dying horribly is so Bond and also half the reason kjb exists also get ready for more goldfinger member berries un future films
it's the only thing people talk about from the film
the b&w bit or the intro credits, because i go back to the latter occasionally on youtube
and when someone uses casino royale as a verb, you now know what they're talking about
what did Richard Scarry do to deserve this
in aus we had Fat Pizza to teach us this along with a bunch of other Italian words
blizzard made billions off this, usually followed by the "playtime's over" patch a week or 2 later that nerfed everything into the ground
ah yeah this guy, I remember the whistle-blower song
ah, this series again www.gabrielegalimberti.com/the-ameriguns/
he could do so much better by spreading the pegs out, you can always reorganise the pegs if you get something bigger
his phd was because he worked out a technique where he could rub up against it a certain way and fling that thing into the beam
someday I will play gta4 again and I am going to be reminded that his mid 2000s comedy routine is the first thing you see on the apartment tv also not seeing him here is nice too
I thought this idea had been quietly dealt with but alas....
I heard this was coming but I thought they had stopped it somewhere
it's that one poor x-teen whose power was a massive radiation death field, resulting in Xavier the brave sending Wolverine in to do wetwork
this would explain boss nass
I did it years ago but that was because they were looking for my parents and I was under the phone
I thought this was always the interpretation
a philosophy/ethics education that is a small part of one lecture that says "utilitarianism is the end of history"
I'd say nvidia were reinventing blur hair physics but they appear to be just adding a better texture effect
doo dododo, doo dodo doo dododo, doo dodo
unironically a film where you could rehash most of the old script and it would be perfect. and yet somehow...
given it is in the news recently, take a sip every time something from blade shows up in bloodlines
and it was such a good buildup too, the guy gets torched in the nightclub at the start and spends the whole rest of the film healing before picking another fight with blade and instantly dying
I was thinking those bad cg scenes from attack of the clones, but then I remember in winter soldier they had nick fury holding a little prop for one shot so they could play around with what gun design looks coolest. the actors really are just running around a virtual world now aren't they
did iiii uh hear a packet of chips opening?
...but if you take it as a dishonored clone it looks great (eg omni-man hand slice to end a fight was awesome) as people noted, it's only real crime (that isn't the dlc) is the franchise it's attached to youtu.be/B5BDK0w_muU?...
apart from the day 1 dlc i ranted about, this looks quite good. there are visible shortcuts here and there (the starting building has seemingly only one painting, hollywood part 2 playing as you walk onto pioneer square feels like a member berry)... youtu.be/iyAZDVako0c?...
the russian civil war thread was a particular favourite of mine
it stopped me buying aoe4 for a while because "oh, Relic are making this? pass"
yeah and they kill Cyrus like 30 seconds into the trailer see you space marine cowboy
Sean Connery's right there but people somehow can't do it straight without breaking into I'm shorreh shonh, theyh gott ush after three seconds like the whole idea of a Scottish accent is a meme
The TLDR of all this malkavian rambling is: none of us knew this was coming (and done) until Wednesday. Pdx could have sold lasombra and toreador as post launch support at Christmas and none of us would have known better. Instead it says they have no confidence in the product, which will kill sales.
"but they need to make money" yes, and total warhammer did this as well. freelc was the bribe for getting another lord/faction dlc every other month. The Empire only shipped with four magic lores (light, heavens, fire and Gelt's metal) and by the end of tww1 they also had shadows, beasts and life.
the worst part of this own-goal is that it could very easily be reframed as extra content post-launch. total warhammer and witcher 3 both did this to spectacular success. every other day for a month after the launch of witcher 3 new freelc was dropped in like gromit laying down train tracks
I have seen so many publishers make this decision/mistake all in vein pursuit of a happier board meeting and press release after the opening weekend. day 1 dlc is a scam, a continuation of the on-disc dlc that plagued the end of the physical disc era. cutting parts away to charge the customer more.
whatever happened, he was taken underwater or @thetechnocracy.bsky.social wouldn't have built that radio transmitter at Exmouth to look for him
ummm a record (record record record)
welcome back
it took me a while to work out the elder wasn't a lasombra as well
my brain fudged this memory, all this time I thought she carried an slr
maybe altman played too much dyson sphere program and thought otherwise
skinning and gutting the sausage at that point
1) complete with their own internal laws and way of doing things (it becomes a plot point around gryf's sword, as goblins were the artificers in that universe) 2) as for the editor, she got rid of them after book 3-4, about the same time the books got a lot bigger
www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforc... I wonder if there is anything in there about bloodlines 2
it's like property developers changing their job title
a baaalrog of moorgoth
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-A...
Sarah Connah was right
take our favourite evil south african billionaire soren van wyck. his entire faction is labelled as "various exploitable beliefs". he just wants people to buy his stuff, and then someone tells him the aliens can mind control people...
one of the best and worst things about supernerd alien invasion game Terra Invicta is of the seven factions that form after first contact, only two actually want to fight the aliens. one wants to become their friends, two their subjects and the other two the aliens are just means to an end.
dunno if i want to be the panicking people in the office or the larp staff taunting people over their now hacked pcs
the giant's eyes finally blink
a wat? a worm god, 'arry. yer gonna go to arrakkis and eat spice an' shit
I wonder how ANZ are doing out of this, easy opportunity to boost sales
resting on excel? i thought it WAS excel
"it happened discreetly far from polite society" is giving some real "no one knew what was going on" vibes and I'm not entirely surprised people who benefited at the local level would adopt those lines when it became politically inconvenient
if one slave owner sits down at the table and no one complains...
watching my gdp catch up to the major powers in 10 years after being in default for 50 until realising a company in Spain owns my entire coal and iron sectors, making them the third biggest company on the planet
they can install cis linuxes too, right?
this is like a scene from Disco Elysium and I love it
Set, somewhere in the Upper Nile 4000 bc
there was the break into the safehouse one but that was more of a rat
I remember several children's shows making fun of voice activation, who would do it now
I was on vista at the time and a free* upgrade to 64bit was great. they did get us 8.1 at least *it might have been 40 or something, it was peanuts to get off that garbage os
in aus one of the smaller channels just queues it up on repeat on the 5th of may
a personal favourite was cold war supersecret bs, with government property seemingly inherenting the maximum classification of what was going on inside so whole bases, tv broadcast towers and the under-construction mi6 building didn't exist to a farcical degree
the good news there was after Mt Vesuvius appeared there wasn't much else that happened