“[Kash Patel] always has this expression that suggests that he just bargained on a fart and lost.” - @kenwhite.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣
Porter is what my wife calls me- I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In the field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; in the lab an Igor=mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. Underemployed. Middle-aged. Depressed. Atheist
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“[Kash Patel] always has this expression that suggests that he just bargained on a fart and lost.” - @kenwhite.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣
also they never fuckin shut up about it of course people do not want to hang out with them
how many of them need to be in iron lungs before they consider the value of vaccines? why should my childrens children suffer for their chosen ignorance. fuck them all.
does that manchild even understand ROI or how to calculate interest? what a fuck.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Congratulations.
Doesn't Trump have enough mulch from his last visit to the garden center?
“Oh no, the Chinese government is going to know where I drive!” Uh, they already know everything about me from when they hacked Equifax AND NOBODY CARED. I don’t care if they know what the inside of my garage looks like.
Where the hell are they getting these idiots. And who in their mind thinks this bodes well for their brand brand?
The Constitution means whatever the hell 5 Republican Party operatives in black robes say it means.
C/o pinned skeet Cc @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social
I absolutely refuse to watch the end this is ugh.
HE HAS HAIR? 😱 www.instagram.com/elitebarbers...
My son is going to have some bad mornings! Son: Leggo my eggo. DAD: nom, nom, nom... Son: Dad LEGGO..! DAD: exactly! learn your latin , boy! 😁
oh absolutely. i can also see the "eyebrow shift" in the orginal, but its just a bad pic. to bad people believe csi over reality: a enhanced picture of "a pile of"- doesn't make it a steak!
LEARNINGSKY is the best😜
SMURFZILLA ATTACKS!
WHAT? eyebrow is on top of the NOSE! that's... something? 😱😜
NO CONTEXT BLUESKY IS BEST!!!😍
It's Labor Day, which means it is time for Team SENSIBLE SHOES to fire up things up for Extra Life 2025! We've added a few new things and, on game day, whole new wheels to spin when the Kazoo of Destiny goes off. Everyone loves wheels!
This is about TFG . innit?
I grew up in Bergen county. I BELIEVE YOU. #saynocovid2.0
oh, gawd. i understand this joke. #trappedinNJ. Last time we were in Princeton. Had VERY GOOD BURGERS at= www.nassaudiner.com
👀 cc @greenleejw.bsky.social
WENDYs BIGGIE BAG, with Fusion frosty!
Just asked at the @dragoncon.org @dconscitrack.bsky.social panel "Will it Zoo" the following question was just asked... "What would you feed a Xenomorph?" And I'm going to be thinking about that question for days.
Not that anyone really cares but a bigger and mostly forgotten scandal was COVID funds to schools being redirected to non-mitigation related equipment and repairs that significantly delayed school reopenings
HARD NAP! or don't bother. 😆
i think there is more to discuss about the man, his ignorance, his legacy- than his health. fuck. 6 ft plus in (both directions?), pathologically afraid of sharks and NOT eating McDonalds food. His health, like most middle aged white America: doomed. His actions (just in his name)- HORRIFIC.
accident while buy mulch at a garden center and a political ralley broke out?
ALL the happy smiles when around,a round white,rapist and tax cheet. its so confusing , doesn't the GOP care about crime?🤢
this makes me HAPPY!.
there are some parental experiences that are overrated but playing catch with your son is exactly as magical as it’s made out to be
ABSOLUTELY...even after the shoulder starts the scream "what! what the F are you doing to me!" ...while and the 10 y.o. (who thinks daddy "can" drop a 100 yard bomb) starts a z pattern through traffic, waving for a pass🤢 "come on dad! throw it"
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men “‘Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it.’ ‘No, actually it isn't,’ said Tiffany. ‘Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.’”
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
Federal agents in DC have been starting dangerous car cases for small stuff like tinted windows. The chases violate DC police policy. Out of 10 cases, six ended in a crash. One car had a minor in back. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Ran a 5k today. THE BOY - 1ST in age group (10 y.o.) 23:58 . The father- 8th in age group (not saying😜)27:52. both PR's on the season. No ambulance needed.🤢
Yes it is
...mulch is half off a cubic yard, roses 8$ a dozen, plant you azaleas today! Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears - Wikipedia share.google/0dpaSx1qA124...
Revenge of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Hey? You are writing RIGHT NOW! 😜 #takethewin #brautwurst
Agreed. I am scared and angry an not hopeful for my sons future. I can see how it all goes wrong... But cant see or know how it might go right. I lack the knowledge. So i keep my doomerism... To myself. 😞 Mostly. Get vaxed. Pandemics suck.
Not gonna belabor this too much, but it’s important to understand that Newsom’s public messaging sucks for *two* reasons: it serves as an advertisement for Trump by aping his tone and content, and it also reminds us that Newsom has no principles other than seeking power & attention. This is failure.
REMOTE WORK 4EVR❤️❤️❤️❤️
52-year-old and Going to run a 5K with my 10-year-old son. What the hell am I doing? 😜
They DEF need to actually value it like a discipline and not a pure engineering "Oh I looked at a graph and it told me to write xyz to win the rubes" equation. That's step one.
Wife's CME: "Why do one in four women die of heart disease?" Me: "Because everyone has to die of something." Wife: "Wait, what?" Me: "Did I say that out loud?"
Steak? 🥩🥖
Written by the same person who rented the four seasons! 😞
i've led firefighter familiarization training at particle accelerators and while they are absolute labyrinths, at least they had preplans and signage lol
This is like a nightmare I had after reading about H.H. Holmes's murder hotel.
Da!
you know, i don't think i care for hindsight all that much
I'm not getting paid to endorse this or anything and I'm mildly embarrassed by the name, but if you're not much of a bra person looking for a hot-day bra and don't require or want more than a slight lift I have to wholeheartedly recommend the Nuudii
As opposed to what else?
i thought you said "sus"
🧵 Authoritarianism, Democratization, and Coalition Politics. The consensus around here is, more or less, that the United States is currently a consolidating authoritarian regime controlled by a mix of reactionary populists and fascists.
This afternoon, I am in beautiful scenic Zebulon, NC for the final home game--ever--for the Carolina Mudcats. Gonna be a near sellout here, but ngl I'm more wistful than excited. There's a lot of history with this team, and it's all getting a rebrand in a bland-ass exurb 20 miles away next year.
that's quite a beer belly on a (checks notes) football coach?😱
who among the sunday sports press will ask gruden if the "fist bump" of a rapist was THAT particularly enjoyable. #notproud moments.
That dude has so many drugs coursing through his system. I got a contact high just watching that clip.
Somebody tell that moron gravity is an illusion and bet him $100 hecould fly. Just has to want it enough.
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😜 thanks.
Oh where uncle ben?
EXACTLY. how can they expect quality producshon? 🧉 Totally unfair 🎂
I know... Stupid job requirements.
Being sober's for quitters man
Football basketball or golf? Guess the swear word sports event. Now hosted by...
This is a joke right. 😜
Oh fuck him. That snake oil salesman. His best thought was the restaurant he brought the dead bear to.
Okay how fucking intelligent is artificial intelligence that can't artificially detect other artificial intelligences? Intelligently... 😱🤦
Geshuntiet
First thought, clear thought was Mickey mouse
They are creating sick people to fill their private healthcare system. This also will help keep people poor and miserable. Easier for the rich to rule over. They're also creating criminals to fill their private prison system. And streets full of masked thugs. Welcome to the USSA.
And for this Roberts gave him immunity. Or Robert's giving immunity in case of this 🤦
It's getting pretty fucking blatant at this point.
Possibly telling Cuomo 'You're doing great, keep it up' 😜
Cc @cper711.bsky.social
My boyfriend‘s mom just gave me this 1971 ceramic wine bottle with the most amazing label. 🐈⬛
It’s what he would have wanted
*dying Skeksis Emperor hiss*
The doll market is gone through the fucking roof.😳 Ontario housing market , wrf. Cc @legalminimum.bsky.social
So this kind of price is not a joke.... 🤢 Dolls?
Is having a bagel with Hoffa... ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 Somewhere, nice.
Trump dying will be a tragedy because it’ll mean he will have got away without ever being properly held to account for the incalculable harm he has done.
He won't even die slowly and painfully. Or knowing he is so hated. We live in an unjust world.
Do they have Ave Maria playing in the background?
what happened to no taxation without representation?
America would never, sir. We are proud nation! When we put foot in mouth we do not hesitate. Full speed to the knees!
Most searched title this evening for some reason.
"Everyone is just on edge" seems like a reasonable explanation to me.
I'm such a pessimistic pissant. My first thought was... We'll still be burying bodies long after he's gone 😱😭
I didn't know better I think the NYTs struggling to go after the onions readership
Yup. Stupidest timeline ever
It's easier to get 556 then they get COVID vax 2025