Grandpa needs more sleep

Proudly sharing the details of his belligerent douchebaggery.

I don’t know if it has any significance but Trump didn’t write that.

The part where he explicitly states that the supervisor was wearing sunglasses…WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT…is just the cherry on top.

This MUST be some kind of AI (or simply generated), nobody ever talks this kind of childish bullshit!

There’s 0 chance that man says “lo and behold.”

youtu.be/KXHsWBKKNbI?...

Why do we have this idiot leading us? Why? WHY?

“Limestone plus”. Is that some sort of manufactured stone?

Maybe he thinks it makes cement sound fancy.

That's what I concluded, via AI

continuing his decades long tradition (of finding a reason) to stiff contractors. also not lost: was this work done by approved contractors with security clearances? [we know the answer]

Somehow last night was less absurd than whatever this is.

Love the “(in sunglasses!)” weirdly appalled detail. Is that the new “…in bed” appendix?

ChatDJT

Imagine he's just continuing the long tradition of not paying his bills

Omg this is real?

Who wrote this, TrumpGPT? Looks like it needs more training before it’s ready for primetime.

It will be cold day in hell before Trump uses "lo and behold" in his posts.

Lo and behold, 16 hours ago we thought it would be a cold day in hell

They should outsource his post mortem post to the Newsom group. Would be more believable

I dunno, a lot of dumb people love that phrase

Next Dem president better bring in a bulldozer to scrape this stain off the White House grounds. While they are at it, go for the demoing the ballroom.

Is this real? Did Trump really post this? We are now living in a world where multiple times a day you are compelled to stop and ask: Is this really happening? How is this possible? This can’t be true?! But then it dawns on you: um yeah this impossible unimaginable inconceivable thing just happened.

He never maintains a train of thought for this long. That’s the tell.

I love the idea that he’s been missing for days mourning his limestone

Communications Director Steven Cheung working overtime?…

it’s an odd job

it's got Noem/Bondi energy. lucky for the contractor he didn't get sent to El Salvador or Uganda. (we will really hafta charge most of the senior trump administration with breaking their oaths of office & committing federal crimes if we want to bring back a good society.)

i'm sorry what now?

Amazing surveillance video at the White House!!! Who would have guessed?!

wouldn't be a surprise if he took a tumble on the "garden" and cracked the limestone.

The great video equipment didn’t catch this hooligan stone cold, though . . .

Is it a good idea to use a 'soft stone' on an outdoor floor?? Seems heavy things often go on outdoor floors? 😕

This is what I was wondering. If the floor can't handle a landscaper's cart rolling over it, how is it going to handle tables and chairs and a bajillion people walking all over it? Is he going to bill everyone who pulls out a chair and puts a scratch in it?

“Lo and behold” sounds like AI

Its not his house.

This one sounds more like a coked up DJT Jr.

The comma usage alone gives away it wasn’t him.

Hope someone has notified the Peace Prize Committee

“I’ve fixed seven gashes so far, and three more I’m not counting.”

"And four pre-gashes or furrows as I like to call them"

Well, if he doesn't get the Peace Prize, he might be a contender for the one for literature. Bob Dylan, look out.

Hey, they need something to laugh about.

Limestone Plus™️ : When You Need To Sound Like You Know What You’re Talking About

Heeeeeee

How does he know about em dashes.

So basically the Builder President can't hire subcontractors worth a damn, got it.

DonTheCon didn’t write that

Definitely not written by Trump.

Also is limestone plus a real thing?

of course he would find a pretext to not pay the bill.

Foreigner voice. 🎵I want to know who did this. I want you to show me.🎵

So they’re still calling it the Rose Garden after they ripped out all the roses, huh?

They fuckin what

Yep. www.npr.org/2025/08/23/n...

Ok on further review they just tore out the lawn and replaced it with that fuck-ugly marble patio

As always I must ask Is this real I am no longer sure if I’m asking about the tweet or external reality

I first thought it couldn't be real. But, then, what is real anymore?

1) yes 2) how would I know?

🤬

It’s the White House. I would hope they have security cameras everywhere.

This is another reason he put out this “truth “. To remind people that he has surveillance cameras everywhere, so don’t try to J6 him.

What an asshole

This absolutely is not Trump, too many big words.

Some contractor isn’t going to be paid.

(1) um sorry are you saying you were the builder or the decorator, and (2) did you pay the first contractor yet or is this a scam to make the second contractor pay your bills for you

Keeper of the ugly pavement.

My buddy in NYC who is a contractor one of his friends who was also a contractor killed himself because he did work for trump in Manhattan and trump screwed him on like a 100,000$ contract, the guy was a smaller business so that literally ruined him and his family and he killed himself because of it

But yeah…. He loves and respects contractors and workers. Not like he spent his entire life suing them after work was completed and ripping them off and ruining people lives.

I hope the contractor bounces his invoice just like he’s done to hundreds if not thousands over the years.

He didn’t write this. The language is all off. It’s like a knockoff version of a Trump rant.

Jeffery Epstein had cameras too.

Poor episode of „CSI: D.C.“

I thought he was golfing?

He hires "stupid people" everywhere.

Welp, that contractor aint gettin' paid now

Given that they were working for Trump, they weren't getting paid anyway

I know 🤣 that was my premise - he has a long history of not paying small business contractors because 'mistakes'

I can't believe I read that whole thing, I feel dumber for having done so.

Maybe we should elect him groundskeeper. Second thought, he’s underqualified.

Get off my lawn.

Video equipment is especially great at catching former presidents ordering the removal or evidence to obstruct justice,

Might be a pitfall of calling it Alligator Alcatraz. It comes up first in the free labour / subcontractor listings. (until someone creates an AAAlligator version). (with apologies to any wrongly detained) Or maybe this is what happens without enough good tradespeople to run the WH gauntlet.

Look, we've all lost our minds spending time on this. But...commas? He's using commas?

Limestone Plus???!!!! What cheap composite did he use? Am I right?

😂😂😂

It's a good thing nothing is going on in the world that might require the attention of the president of the United States, otherwise he might not have time to supervise the contractors.

Only a truly experienced, knowledgeable, and gifted builder would “happen to notice” a 25 yard gash.

In fairness, Trump really is the world's #1 authority on stiffing contractors

I'd say that a distracted Trump is a good thing except that the people below him are deliberately evil. Trump's evil is more random--he is hateful, awful, resentful, but he is inconsistent, lazy, incurious.

"Surfaces" are right! Yes ago after he crashed the Atlantic City casino and bankrupted contractors, they tried to sell it for parts, and soon discovered all the "marble" and "gold" and other "luxury" surfaces and furnishings were all fake and cheap and already falling apart. Like Trump.

Are you telling us Pres. Levy would *not* spend an inordinate amount of time on speech passages and other parts of the job that touched on political philosophy?

hell, even being department chair meant I didn't do those things for three years.

The world is on fire and he’s redecorating like he’s on Bored Housewives of DC

Trump's attention can only make any situation worse so maybe it's for the best that he's distracted by White House renovations as much as possible

He just is looking for a reason to stiff the contractor

[omitted: off-color joke about how long the "gash" actually was and Trump's tendency to exaggerate the size of things.]

Not to mention “rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone”

Everyone replying that this doesn't sound like he wrote it himself is right. But what does it say that his aides think he'll be A-OK with this story about him wandering around the grounds yelling?

You guys know Trump® doesn't actually write all his own tweets, right?

yes, this yelling thing is off. many of his posts ( and almost all of the long ones) are drafted by aides but he usually approves them. would he approve himself being described as yelling???

Possible it got an editing pass but I dunno, I think it pretty much sounds like him and certainly the decision to do a post about it was his.

“I happened to notice” “I started yelling” “I wondered”

I think it expresses his intent somehow, maybe dictated and cleaned up, but I just don’t think his brain works well enough anymore to produce English prose at this (admittedly low) level

The sunglasses thing was definitely him because no way anybody else had any clue what that's about.

“Limestone plus” is also an odd and distinctive phrase

Probably Lymestone, a manufactured product. Probably a poor but cheaper choice - you know, like typical Trump knockoffs.

Is it like New Game Plus?

Yes. Maybe slightly fewer grammatical irregularities than usual? I could see this being one of the few things he cares about and thinks he knows more about than his usual nothing, that could explain it being 2/10 on coherence instead of 0/10. In any event, it looks like a damn parking lot now.

I think this is exactly what one would expect Trump—aging and growing demented at an accelerated rate—to post.

We talk about staffer ghostwriting vs. his own writing but I think there's a lot of overlap in the middle where he barks at somebody to draft a post about something they wouldn't do on their own initiative.

The lack of misspellings and randomly capitalized words makes me think it’s a ghostwriter.

Is he getting ChatGPT to edit his "truths" for him? Does Truth Social have its own Grok?

The emdash makes me wonder…

@jacobtlevy.bsky.social

Sound like a classic case of the builder getting the order of operations backwards. He should have installed the stone last instead of first. Then their would be no issue

he didn’t write this maybe an incoherent dictation while sitting on the toilet grunting but he didn’t write this

For the love of all that’s holy