youtu.be/GtpHX3nr7uE?...

We need to shun all these people into the forever after

Ahahahaha holy fuck

🤦

Filling out ICE job application

There's a direct casual connection between this and the guy saying "liberals already ruined it." Mass hysteria riding a media vector, and now self perpetuating.

He found four without masks?

And who can still see their feet and genitalia.

Fascists fools on parade.

They think they're cool, but both men and women are like EWW

We need to shun all these people into the forever after

Epstein’s enforcers!!

Hahaha they are such losers 💩 🤣

Are Super Soakers illegal yet, because…..

Time to break out the ole Super Soaker full of piss Nothing says freedom like the Super Soaker full of piss

I think they fall under 2nd Amendment protection.

Filled with what exactly...

Nothing that might cause any damage….but I wonder if skunk scent it water soluble?

Skunk musk, unrefined, will be a fatty compound. You'd want an emulsifier.

Hey, thanks! Science!

glitter glue!

That’s technically terrorism.

Documenting the "ICE man strut" derivative if Crumb's "white man strut" for real hard chargers.

What massive dorks

Pedo Police Monthly

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a MAGA man, no time for talk."

🏆

Wtf is this? These guys are such fucking losers

Endless clown show

we need actual clowns following them around and mocking them.

GRWM as I trample on human rights and use the Constitution as a cum rag

Look at these clowns

It's all for fucking show...

It's a better choice than ICE's post of footage of someone putting on a ballistic vest. x.com/ICEgov/statu...

Fascism cosplay looks best in that golden hour light of dawn.

Someone needs to remix this with "Wake me up before you go-go"

Here you go!

Genius

Losers

Fucking primping drama queens.

punk asses

Better than the sequel tbf, which is these dudes playing squishy cookie in the back of their U Haul two hours after this

It’s a show for sure, too bad innocent people are getting hurt for their photo ops and bonuses!

Film the fuck out of these fascists

Entourage reboot?

The Right Wing Stuff?

Fascism will be televised.

Memetic warfare. Disrupt the signal. Expose the absurdity. The banality of evil vs. dancing fools, who shall win? "To be joyous is to be a madman in a world of sad ghosts." - Henry Miller

Arseholes.

No masks.

these fucking dorks

Fox News propaganda

Not alpha male behavior, stooges

They’re basically fascist influencers at this point.

That's basically the history of fascism in a nutshell, it's why they hate parody and mockery so much.

Exactly. They’re trying to recruit Gen Z.

keep calm and organize domestic US partisan groups. Episode webpage: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/how... Media file: anchor.fm/s/faec7534/p...

I don't get it

I think she's saying that the agents are performing for cameras, sorta like voguing. Although my first assumption was the camera guy was not with them, but I guess they'd be agitated if that was so

It’s another police porn shoot to make people think trumps wankers are cool.

Someone should play Madonna’s Vogue over this.

Better yet, RuPaul’s “Supermodel.”

But can they go left?

😂😂😂 perfect

Well they are getting in their steps.

Thats at Union Station in DC

We need to laugh at these pigs every time we see them, point and laugh at them.

This. Humiliate and demoralize them.

I see they paid a lot of money to be recorded by a dude who has a cell phone who has to walk backwards without an assistant.

Now hold on... no masks? What madness is this?

With music.

goons

Fasc pornographers

People in DC just need to start wearing old military uniforms and walking in groups

What the fuck

"I'm a ma model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk..."

It's all performative. Expect to see it on Benny Johnson et al podcasts by sundown

Are they posting on OnlyKlans?

OnlyClowns

Triumph of the Will 2: Chud Boogaloo

They're making me sad for us. They look terrible.

they look so pathetic

lmao at them waking past a “crowd free, so you can roam free” bus sign

The similarity between ICE and the Black and Tans of the Irish War of Independence not just from a "uniform" perspective is quite jarring. Essentially an undisciplined rag tag militia in mismatched uniforms designed to intimidate and not particularly familiar with scruples.

This but real life and awful youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc

Like Swann Marcus said, the far right are gay men pretending to be straight.

New Subway commercial?

Gomer And The Hyuksters.

Strike a pose 🤣

we need clowns, mimes, trump impersonators, drag queens, brass bands, flash mobs, bag pipes, cow bells, kazoos following them around town. Mock them and alert people to their presence at the same time.

I've been advocating use of clown soldiers since people started parading around with guns trying to look scary. Pink camo, pink plastic guns, funny wigs, silly music, marching in step. Those guys with tubas and accordions were effective too.

Well... The Juggalos are on our side, so why not team up with them?

Hive mind please organize all this in cities, starting in D.C.

They can be in small groups to follow different patrols, as few as 3 or 4. Larger groups as they gain momentum. (This is all in my imagination of course.) I was picturing a little portable sound system with circus music, but silly instruments would do.

I recommend blasting (or playing) these classic protest songs also. youtu.be/l1PrUU2S_iw?...

And this one, whichever version. Easy to sing along. youtu.be/atTA58_uz7E?...

Gotta love the shorts. At least he can quickly take a hike

They aren’t wearing masks covering their faces, this can’t possibly be real.

When’s the swimsuit calendar come out?

Aww they took their cute masks off

At least they’re not masked. But that’s a low bar.

I know it’s important to mock them, but I am concerned that any attempt at a big protest in DC will just get put down now.

It was always going to be put down. The fact that they haven’t had a real opportunity has led to the escalation on ICE’s part.

Only one way to find out, and Godspeed to the marchers: bsky.app/profile/news...

Someone needs to call in a driveby milkshake

Thay guy scratching his ear is going to look so awesome in slo-mo

These guys probably think they’re so hardcore. And probably say “cuck” a lot. Oh the irony…

You should’ve asked them if they’ve found their dildo yet

So pathetic.

Brave men! lol. I feel so secure with these heroes protecting us from….tourists. 😂 No wonder they cannot seem to get laid.

Imagine dropping out of community college and next thing you know you are getting 6 figures and doing this all because you are dumb as shit and super racist. What a country.

Exactly. It’s restoring the hierarchy for white uneducated males.

I think a lot of people don't understand how marginally employable big chunks of our police and military combat troops are. (Outside of mercenary work and organized crime, that is.)

Can't afford a steady cam op at least though! Haha

The pedo posse doing tough guy cos play, would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Love your kids so they don’t end up like THIS pathetic lot.

This is why they have to do rapes to get sex. Sad little incels in costumes.

Asswipes out for a stroll.

Gross

Sissy that walk!

Can somebody rework this video and photoshop in some amusing companions for these runway military models? With some sweet tunes. @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

Someone needs to play one of those tuba/trombone bumbling circus tunes full blast in front of these guys. I saw a clip a while ago where someone did that a N#zi march and the marchers looked ridiculous. I can't find the tune . . . anyone know what I'm talking about?

This? (Even if not, still epic) youtu.be/Ls8JDrYgjxo?...

No it’s this youtu.be/r_UP_EiXwKA?...

Was thinking about exactly this!

This is so brilliant because the thing that they really hate is being made to look stupid and silly, they love when we freak out and make them look badass.

Yes!! Thank you!! 😍

Both absolutely brilliant!

Any of them submitted would be good. 👇

This is great too! Thank you!

The golden hour

They should try that shit in Congress Heights.

When the album drop?

Bulls on Parade.

Is he checking he hasn't sprayed pee down the front of his pants?

When the whole point is to put on a show for the public, you gotta strut your stuff.

Loser shit

Some of those that work forces...

Made for magat tv lies

Somebody remix it with Madonna!

Sandwich Man could outrun those guys.

Gotta splice in the military parade’s squeaky tank sound.

Dildo Force

lmao how are they not mortally embarrassed just to be part of that "ok guys walk toward me and LOOK TOUGH"

This time around the counter revolution WILL be televised.

All these dudes probably still talk about the glory days of HS and how the coach screwed them bc they “were definitely the best on the team..”