listen he cannot officially be declared un-dead until his caddie casually drops a ball on the green after he shanks one into the woods sorry I don't make the rules here
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Oh, he's going "golfing."
aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 22 3 • view
He looked into the deep fiery abyss and saw a sign that read, “Welcome back, Donald!”
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 pm • 4 0 • view
Release the epsteib files and all of Trumps medical history for the past 10 years. Chronic means hes had that venous disease for a long time and it wasnt on the letter the such of a doctor signed. Hold a committee and call that internist into question.
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Who here thinks it's a body double at the golf course?
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
speaking of the undead... did someone check on Nosferamiller? I mean... if someone know wether someone there went to the burning pits of hell then sure he does..
aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 7 0 • view
I admit I’m a little rusty on my bell ringing and champagne popping. I’ve identified some gaps in my process so I can be in perfect form soon. A good dry run overall
aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 3 0 • view
"I don't make the rules... I just think them up and write them down." ~Eric Cartman
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Howling
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Old joke about a looong golf game. Donnie croaks on the second hole. After that it's, hit the ball, drag Donnie....hit the ball, drag Donnie...hit the ball...
aug 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Do you think it's significant that he's staying in DC over a Holiday Weekend?🤔
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 4 0 • view
rumors Trump hospitalized on Tuesday. Not seen since. Noticed when walking with S Korean President he walked with pursed lips. a sign of severe shortness of breath. Could Jake Tapper get the skinny?
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Jake only smears former presidents. Trump is kinda one-half former though.
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/rach...
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 1 • view
Darn.
aug 30, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol. You have no idea how excited I got...ok, maybe you did.😀
aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
If he did die in office it would be like the scene in the movie El Cid (Charlton Heston?), they would tie him to his golf cart and send it round the course to reassure the MAGA hordes.
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 8 0 • view
Weekend at Donnie’s
aug 30, 2025, 2:17 pm • 4 0 • view
He plays golf like a corpse anyways
aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm • 3 0 • view
🔥🔥🏌️♂️🔥
aug 30, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Melania’s dad looks much like taco, just saying
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought he died?
aug 30, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Her mom did
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
They're going to Weekend at Bernies him out onto the course so that they can claim that he died golfing. Then they turn the golf course into a "national shrine".
aug 30, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Laziest president ever
aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 5 0 • view
They're both LAZY. The old guy putters around on weekends, and snoozes during weekday meetings. The younger guy continually gallavants off here, there, everywhere with the Vacay of the Month Club. While these slubberdegullions play, we're the ones who pay $$$$$Millions for their diversions.
aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 7 0 • view
Every day this man would buy a Pravda on the way to work from a kiosk in Red Square. He'd look at the front page for a few seconds and toss the paper. One day after years of this, the kiosk owner asked, "Why do you toss the paper after just glancing at the front page?"'
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
The man replied, " I am looking for a funeral notice" Confused the kiosk owner said but the obituaries are at the back" The man said "Not the one I am looking for"
aug 30, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 pm • 6 0 • view
Yeah, the true test is whether Trump hits a good shot today. If so, body double.
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
I doubt he could duplicate that horrendous swing either.
aug 31, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Trump could die and Trumpers would prop him up, parade him around and still cower in front of him.
aug 31, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
I knew it would be golf that revealed the truth
aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 5 0 • view
Do we believe the press pool? Is there photographic evidence that's been independently verified? C'mon, man, we're hanging by a thread here
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Nuremberg Trials
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d say it’s a body double, but he’s so fat you’d need a body triple.
aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 14 0 • view
I can't stand body shaming, but this is acceptable. 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 3 0 • view
I hesitated but made an exception.
aug 30, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Always a cheater probably in death as well ☠️
aug 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
He needs to die of natural causes. None of this martyr shit that could help his successor.
aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Not a chance of him being a martyr. 🌊🇺🇲🙏💙🙏🇺🇲🌊
aug 30, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
No apologies George!
aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
To be fair George, the Supreme Court already said it is CalvinBall. There are no rules.
aug 31, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
Braxton Hicks death
aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
George you have connections. You need to get Gavin, the media and the sleeping democrats to start trolling JD and Johnson now. It could be any day now. So they never get the same hold on the cult.
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 3 0 • view
To be fair, he probably smells like he died a week ago so it s easy to get confused
aug 30, 2025, 7:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Or he could hold a press conference to apologize for his lack of transparency...if we had a genuine press corps to ask real questions. Remember this? apnews.com/article/aust...
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm • 3 1 • view
The press is so gullible - they’ll believe any lie and then report it as truth so nauseating
aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
the number of snowmen buried at trump courses, staggering.
aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
But is there any video of him actually golfing? The photo that's going around apparently is from a couple of years ago.
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
The White House Press Pool has lied before ………
aug 31, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
You know ... giving Obama another Nobel peace prize might just be the thing that'll help give them that final push to the other side. Just an idea Norway.
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
George, have you seen the movie “The Princess Bride”. I love it. I’m feeling Princess Bride vibes here.
aug 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
He's only mostly dead.
aug 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:51 pm • 2 1 • view
He should be given a place next to his first wife. At that age, stairs aren’t just dangerous — they’re nature’s way of speeding things up.
aug 31, 2025, 8:37 am • 0 0 • view
👌😹🤣😹👏👏👏
aug 31, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
New cross stitch pillow: Live your life so the whole world isn’t disappointed when you’re found alive.
aug 30, 2025, 1:45 pm • 29 2 • view
I wonder if the White House saw all the hopeful social media posts.
aug 30, 2025, 1:32 pm • 4 0 • view
Shit. 😣
aug 30, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
With Kai, his granddaughter? Poor kid.
aug 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Of course he’s golfing. He can’t skip golf to be dead.
aug 30, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
The body double is active. It isn’t difficult to find another gelatinous mass among the MAGA faithful to fill in. Every dictator has them.
aug 30, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 1 • view
I'm voting body double...
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Wait a second when was the last time he was seen without a hat?
aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Body double or he has double body?
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Priceless! 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
He has made a deal with Satan
aug 30, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
IDK has Laura L chimed in yet on her visit with him?
aug 30, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 5 0 • view
come on now...how hard would it be to have a body double to hit the greens today?
aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Exactly
aug 30, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view
It's giving "weekend at Bernie's" vibes!
aug 30, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
waiting for the big dig...
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I hate waking up, getting teased he’s dead and then finding out it’s just another day of cheating at golf and destroying the country. Going back to bed
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 5 0 • view
DON' WANT NO MORE DRILLS. I want it to be REAL. D'ya think any of his sycophants tell him how much the rest of us reallly reeeeeeealllly want to hear it's the real fucking thing?
aug 30, 2025, 2:20 pm • 3 0 • view
An un-dead Trump is the stuff of even worse nightmares.
aug 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes, there are some rules that even MAGA must obey!🤣👍
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Has JDV touched him yet?
aug 30, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
They’re letting him golf, in his condition? Are they trying to kill him?
aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 7 0 • view
This is the hope. To quell the rumors of his impending death, will he push himself beyond what it capable and die right there on the course for the world to see, and rejoice.
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 6 0 • view
At least he’ll die doing something he loves. It’s a win-win.
aug 30, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
I like your way of thinking.
aug 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
Dead to me
aug 30, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuck! I already opened the champagne !
aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Where is the video!
aug 30, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I need a proof photo 😂
aug 30, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
IDK? I just watched the video and it didn't look like him. Unless he got taller and fatter. And he's standing straight and walking faster than usual! I'm just hoping it was just a skit to cover up him missing. Thoughts and prayers 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Only pissing? I don’t think so. 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 4 0 • view
I vote we do this every Saturday - eventually it will be true. 😉
aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm at the point where I'll no longer accept "word" from "people" about anything anymore. Unless I am physically seeing a live video feed (NOT a pre-recorded clip) of his ugly orange ass walking around, it's all lies & hearsay. Because the right's platform is made ENTIRELY of lies & hearsay. 😝
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 9 0 • view
Unless they livestream his autopsy, I am not sure I will believe he's dead
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 1 • view
I'm reminded of the movie 'Dave'
aug 30, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
How disappointing
aug 31, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
Cue the body double in 3... 2... 1... 😏
aug 30, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 40 6 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
In other news, General Francisco Franco is still dead. He is resting comfortably.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 7 0 • view
If he wasn't photographed actually swinging a club I won't believe it. I think he's very, very ill, and they aren't ready for him to die yet. Weekend at Bernie's. #WeekendAtBernie's #25thAmmendment now?
aug 31, 2025, 10:21 am • 0 0 • view
When does he start eating brains? (Although come to think of it, he may already have eaten the brains of millions of Americans.)
aug 30, 2025, 2:55 pm • 2 0 • view
LOL 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Isn't Lickspittle Lindsey Graham his caddie?
aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
🤭
aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/patr...
aug 30, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Is there any word where he has been from Wednesday through today?
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
We need our own version (appropriately vulgarized and dumbed down) for London Bridge is Down
aug 30, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah okkkkk….. What does that prove? We’ve all seen Weekend at Bernie's…. 😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 1:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Been a few months since he won a golf championship
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 1 0 • view
during Term One, the only one that knew he had COVID bad was Chief of Staff.....given he now makes doctors sign NDAs before being seen or treated....it will be the same...watch Chief of Staff movements...
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
winter rules
aug 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
The day is not over yet so still fingers crossed
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you notice not only is he wearing the exact same thing from his June outing but so are others around him? These are photos from June.
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Unicorn blood. Or Ivermectin.
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Probably forced him out of bed, LOL. Got to go prove I'm not dead!
aug 30, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaaa
aug 30, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Days till Goldfinger is playing his golden harp (frantically, before it melts)... ?
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
With this morning's news - this is one of the few 'proof of life photos' where people instantly react with 'dammit.'
aug 30, 2025, 2:38 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
Plz don't ruin my OMG he's dead happiness but we need Stephen Miller gone too
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 23 0 • view
It will take copious amounts of sunlight and a stake to rid him from this Earth.
aug 30, 2025, 2:57 pm • 26 0 • view
Indeed
aug 30, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Or a Republican with good aim this time
aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 6 0 • view
I like it
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 2 0 • view
How can we sneak a tanning bed into the White House….
aug 31, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
Are we baking him lol
aug 31, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
Lol yes 😅😅😅 gotta focus that light and crank it up as much as possible—no vampire could withstand it 😅😅😅
aug 31, 2025, 5:25 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm working on it.
aug 30, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
So if ‘thoughts & prayers’ are as effective at stopping the death of hundreds, suspect DT should worry about all those he may be getting for his health .
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
We’ll know it’s Trump’s body double if he doesn’t cheat.
aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 17 0 • view
Wouldn’t that be a job. Specifically trained to hit bad shots and cheat your way out of it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 5 0 • view
And to get not shot in the ear.
aug 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Body double anyone?
aug 30, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
That Steven Miller knows a thing or two about being undead...
aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
CRAP,
aug 30, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
As we anticipate the happy event, you should remember there's a dictator in waiting, JD, and he maybe even worse. Evidence to the contrary, he's allegedly smarter.
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
True but…so animatronic that he couldn’t even pass as a human in a donut shop, plus got taken down IMMEDIATELY by a fake couch joke. I feel good about our chances! #NotACultLeader
aug 30, 2025, 8:34 pm • 3 1 • view
Don’t want him to take the easy way out. I mean I’ll take it. But I wanna see him fall harder than any political figure has ever fallen. I want it to make the Mussolini thing look quaint. But yeah, if he does die I’ll still host the biggest fuckin party I’ve ever thrown. Gonna be epic.
aug 31, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 5 0 • view
Here’s a thought: What if we’re ALL dead…and this is Hell?
aug 30, 2025, 8:07 pm • 9 0 • view
That would explain so much
aug 31, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
It’s nice to let him in on how we the people look forward to breaking news about him. He adores the attention, so …
aug 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 5 0 • view
many people are saying that he had died two weeks ago, and what has been taking his place is a bloated whale corpse that had washed ashore.
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Want to join me in a Novena? my mother swore by them…
aug 30, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Can’t wait…. The world is in hopeful anticipation 🫶
aug 30, 2025, 8:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Queue the weekend at Bernie’s memes
aug 30, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
They will probably ban all cameras from the course so we can’t see him putting while seated in his golf cart parked four feet from the hole.
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm • 6 0 • view
#TheBigDay It works for me. 😏
aug 30, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Gives us time to crowd-source a playlist. I know Ding-dong the Witch is Dead has been popping up, but I think a proper playlist is needed. 1999 has been in my head. Any other suggestions?
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
LOL...
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
This VAR nonsense is getting out of hand, they should have stuck with the original decision of DEAD
aug 30, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I was planning the parade :(
aug 30, 2025, 1:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Honestly, I just want him gone. Then we deal with Vance and Johnson since neither of them have the chops to rally Trump’s cult What a fucking shit show.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 38 3 • view
Yeah. We need to get people on every ballot space available too
aug 31, 2025, 4:08 am • 0 0 • view
✅Kamala won ❌Cheato cheated 🚫He rigged the 2024 election🚫 Just like in TEXAS BECAUSE HES IN THE FILES EPSTEIN! RIGGING! NEW ELECTIONS NOW! ✅NO CITIZENS UNITED ✅A PAID HOLIDAY 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! AMERICA WILL BE BACK. TERMINATE THE TERM!
aug 30, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
You leave The Undead out of this!
aug 30, 2025, 2:25 pm • 30 3 • view
“Don’t need no fascist rules / don’t want no fascist schools / don’t want soldiers walking on the streets,” “Got to get the fascists out / got to clean the White House out … no more money to the fascists, the billionaire fascists” www.theguardian.com/music/2025/a...
aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 76 19 • view
WHERE IS DEMENTIA DONNIE? bsky.app/profile/ther...
aug 30, 2025, 1:35 pm • 29 9 • view
Relax, it’s only been two days. He’s just waiting for the right dramatic lighting before rolling the stone away on Sunday…
aug 30, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh great! Now the US is being lead by a member of the undead.
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
He also sucks at golf. Almost as athletic as a cow.
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Did anyone actually see him on the golf course? Did he have surgery? We wouldn’t be informed if he did. The one photograph I saw Saturday did not dispel my thoughts that this president is in terrible health right now.
aug 31, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Fuck! I made a shit ton of Guac!
aug 30, 2025, 2:24 pm • 6 0 • view
Like Weekend at Bernie?
aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 6 0 • view
LOL
aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:58 pm • 11 1 • view
No more drills, the real thing please. VOTE.
aug 30, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m enjoying the pickle that JD is put in by a Donald in failing health. If he covers up a health crisis, JD hurts his own chances in ‘28, but if he reveals anything, Donald pitches a fit. USNews interview is possibly him starting to try to send signals to cover himself. He will be a weak link.
aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 6 0 • view
Plan the #outfits Wanna match?? #Hydrate And #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
aug 30, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, as long as he's playing in the Walter Reed invitational championship the weekend can stay positive all round.
aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 7 0 • view
Look, he’s perfectly healthy.
aug 31, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
He's just one disappointment after another.
aug 31, 2025, 9:12 am • 0 0 • view
Y
aug 30, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Bugger!!!! I thought he was dead...bollox and shit.... I thought he had massivly croaked and breathed his last lie and expired as it slid down the wall onto the floor, where lies lay in piles at his feet! Bugger!!!
aug 30, 2025, 2:09 pm • 5 0 • view
Trump’s death is inevitable. Are we preparing for it in any way to protect OUR interests? Because, the Republicans are.
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Drills baby drills….hopefully not too many!
aug 31, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
New national and world holiday when that happens I pray!
aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Well that certainly seems to be an... uhhh... unimpeachable source. ⛳️
aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Disappointing
aug 30, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
body double?
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, I think it’s already clear that he’s undead. (Which is a different thing than being alive. We might need a wooden stake and a mallet…)
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Not to keep anyone's hopes up, but when I've always imagined this all ending with him face down in a bunker, I just assumed that would mean in a golf course sand trap
aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 46 0 • view
shouldn't have all those hilly areas on golf courses, he may roll somewhere we can't find him
aug 30, 2025, 3:32 pm • 6 0 • view
We could always follow the trail of vultures gagging on the stench.
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 10 0 • view
And by vultures, I mean Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham.
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 13 0 • view
J.D.
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 4 0 • view
The day is young.🙏
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Come on. He can’t reach the woods off the tee any more. Thats silly.
aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
I think he is here in Virginia. Maybe he will meet his Maker here today!!! If he travels on I-64 or I-95, chances are good!
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
He can only be declared ALL dead when somebody goes through his pockets for loose change though! Please don't be only MOSTLY dead - I don't want to get my hopes too high!
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Liar 🤥
aug 30, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
Might be a situation like that movie Weekend at Bernie's
aug 30, 2025, 2:00 pm • 2 0 • view
“Put me down for a 4 on that hole”
aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 1 0 • view
If true, strange he's getting so ill after riding in a limo with Putin. Any fool knows you don't get within a darts throw of Putin once he finds you no longer useful. Where is MAGA on this odd, dark coincidence? Trump goes to Putin and comes back sick. 🤔
aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 3 0 • view
That won’t take too long I’m sure.
aug 30, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Tuesday would work for me.
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Right now would work for me and most of the world.
aug 30, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
I have my parking space picked out and I know the walk I'm going to take when I choose what champagne
aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I bought a whistle I can carry with me wherever I go. When it happens, and I'm not at home with my battery of noise-makers, I want to be ready. It's my patriotic duty.
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m thinking cowbell, or maybe a kazoo so I can sing/hum: “Ding Dong the Turd is Dead! Which old turd? The Orange Turd! Ding Dong the Orange Turd is Dead!”
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahaaaa
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Two mulligans, a foot wedge, and three "gimme" putts means he is perfect health.
aug 30, 2025, 8:04 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
#Polymarket We're is your betting opportunity ? Bet you can like good money with it. Place 100$ on death within 30 days #trump
aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Is he hanging near the hospital for a reason, 8nstead of being at mar a lago for a holiday weekend?
aug 30, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
He probably talked to Putin who does the same thing. Disappears for awhile. Out of the Putin playbook.
aug 30, 2025, 2:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Did they send RFK to resuscitate him?
aug 30, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂👍
aug 30, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 6 1 • view
Very disappointing.. could have let it ride for a few days to let us enjoy the possibility a bit longer☹️
aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I always assumed he was one of the “un-dead” as his baseline condition.
aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Can you imagine the funeral this conceited fool has planned for himself? Also, can you imagine billions of people in this country and all over the world CELEBRATING? I can!
aug 31, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
If there truly is a god, then a bolt of lightning out of the blue will strike down the bastard just as he hits his first actual hole-in-one.
aug 31, 2025, 8:48 am • 0 0 • view
remember the movie "they saved saved hitlers brain" , are they going to save donnie's too ? he was like hitler, look at me already refering to donnie in past tense, i can hope and dream, it's a long weekend , if he croaks Monday,,, greatest holiday ever ! may he reap what he has sown
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
I don't recall that, there was one called "The Hitler Boys". The premise was that someone saved his DNA and IVF'ed a group of clones. The families they were placed with were manipulated to mimic his childhood, trying to create a new Fuehrer to lead the next Fascist group.
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
www.imdb.com/title/tt0077...
aug 31, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
it's late fifties early 60s, it may be a Hammer film (pretty sure it is), i've seen it a few times , it would come on tv late at night, such a wonderfully good bad flick, i remember there being dungeons , it's a great flick, now i want to see it again, i bet it's out there
aug 30, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
My friends birthday is tomorrow so I'm rooting for that
aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Even if he drops, I have nightmares that his acolytes will somehow keep his nose alive, like in the movie Sleeper, just so they can keep his magats worshipping him.
aug 30, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
The puppeteers need for him to stay alive at least until the date of the midterms they’re hoping to skew or cancel if necessary. A dictatorship is finally set up. He then gets replaced (bc dementia or close to death) and that person can’t be blamed for what Trump did.
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
If he makes a good drive we know it’s an actor.
aug 31, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
so when it’s funeral time, we are showing up with signs right? Or who is planning parties for the big cities for day of?
aug 31, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view