😝 Looks like somebody tried to iron a raisin.

Gas-station hot dog that’s been ride hard and put away wet.

Ohhh. Like this guy. Yes! Good call!

Cabbage Patch Squid

Post Cunnilingus

He’s full.

Keeps going back like Homer Simpson and discounted gas station shrimp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gas station sushi

Rfk jr face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She’s been losing so long, even her crow’s feet gave up. 😆

Could you imagine their sex tape? Bet it sounds like someone rubbing 2 sheets of 60 grit sandpaper together, punctuated with yelps and whatever the fuck you call RFK’s voice. Both call each other “Mommy”.

It would start a fire. 😂

Worse than aggressive dry humping in corduroys.

The Ugly singularity.

Horrors beyond space and time. It boggles my mind that Olivia Nuzzi throttled her entire life based on hoping that one day, RFK would let her snort his load. Man…I’d check myself out if that were me.

Don’t forget wine witch Pirro

BABA YAGA!!!

Every neck looks like origami that went through the wash. 😂

Ah yes, the fermented fruit fly. She's the reason the Franzia winery stopped giving all-you-can-Quaff tours after she single-wingedly quaffed the entire year's production in 5 minutes back in 1973. Nearly bankrupted the Franzia family, and they had to sell to Coca Cola.

Her voice is literally three packs of cigarettes and a bottle of Jamison every night.

Pall Mall Menthol 😂

Can you imagine that voice during sex? Just picture it. "Dooooon't sttttttoop!!!! Well, he stopped whether he meant to or not because that voice just killed everything. Even her husband's doubling up on the Viagra didn't help. .

Getting pounded from behind, hair all messy, cigarette in one hand, glass of whiskey in other spilling everywhere as she gets pounded.