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Micah @rincewind.run

correct the energy you need for James Bond is “hypermasculine dickbag” and that is just not on display in this list

jun 29, 2025, 2:16 am • 314 9

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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social

That’s Sean Connery energy. But Daniel Craig is more complex. And IMO more interesting.

jun 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social

Holland would be a good, even great "agent that Bond meets up with and dies in front of Bond via monologuing villain".

jun 29, 2025, 2:17 am • 9 0 • view
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Waurii @waurii.bsky.social

Holland could be an awesome secret agent! But he's of the unassuming variety, and absolutely not the Bond variety.

jun 29, 2025, 2:42 am • 1 0 • view
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PadRock @padrock.bsky.social

Theo James, Henry Golding and John Boyega would be more in the ballpark.

jun 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Giv'r @giv-r.bsky.social

All terrible choices. Ugh

jun 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Giv'r @giv-r.bsky.social

I would watch a Fassbender Bond

jun 29, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social

I don’t even know that he’s interested but I would love to see Dev Patel as Bond.

jun 29, 2025, 2:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Mara, Queen FKLR 🏳️‍⚧️ @mara.meangirls.online

after seeing Monkey Man? this is who i'd pick

jun 29, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Kilbride @dpkilbride.bsky.social

I don’t know. Roger Moore didn’t have this vibe and he did some good work as Bond. And yes I have seen A View to a Kill. Ditto Timothy Dalton, victim of terrible screenplays

jun 29, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Triponey @matthewtriponey.bsky.social

You don't want a handsome boy, you want a rugged old creep who's seen some shit.

jun 29, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Adrian @adrianwashere.bsky.social

Alan Ritchson.

jun 29, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Adrian @adrianwashere.bsky.social

Alternatively, let's go in a different direction & cast Matt Berry.

jun 29, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Roland Muts @rhcmuts.bsky.social

And they're not Canadian

jun 29, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff @blueberrywerewolf.bsky.social

they'll never do a woman Bond but what about the least toxically masculine Bond you could ever imagine

jun 29, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
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AB @armchairsophist.bsky.social

So I guess we should do Statham Bond?

jun 29, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social

I guess Michael Cera was busy

jun 29, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
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transparent, parent of a trans kid @cleanwindows.bsky.social

he'd be great in a reboot of the peter sellers casino royale

jun 29, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Darryl Mott 💀 @gamerstavernshow.com

I'm curious how many people with strong thoughts on Bond have read any of the books. Because OH MY GOD are they racist, misogynist, and homophobic even for the era.

jun 29, 2025, 2:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

Bond actually has real emotions in the novels, though -- unlike anyone but Craig in the films.

jun 29, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Illmatic on JK Rowling @buckrawheat.bsky.social

I remember a book where the villain was based in Scotland and Bond had to go out of his way to assure the crowd at some local Highland games thing that even though he's not full blooded Scottish, his mom's side wasn't *that* unacceptable.

jun 29, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social

i think Elrodi could pull it off

jun 29, 2025, 2:28 am • 9 0 • view
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Alt Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social

Best option of the three for sure. Agreed Holland has the wrong energy and I don't understand the appeal of Harris, who's fine but I always feel I'm supposed to getting a lot more charisma from him than I do.

jun 29, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social

Not tall enough

jun 29, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

I hope you’re right if they pick him!

jun 29, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Shawn Connery @shawnconnery.bsky.social

These guys could at best play Moneypenny's grand-kids

jun 29, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social

the role he plays in saltburn is a much nicer guy, but the casual rich guy who everyone loves and is always socially comfortable shares a lot of qualities with bond imo. that sort of unreal confidence.

jun 29, 2025, 2:45 am • 7 0 • view
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An Absolute Weapon (Fan) @jwar.bsky.social

You could condense him down into a post-Craig Roger Moore (still gritty, but more aristocratic) the way Eon condensed Craig down into a modern Connery (menacing brawler but still obviously coming from somewhere other than the streets)

jun 29, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social

Feel like they would make better as bond boys.(The boy version of a bond girl)

jun 29, 2025, 3:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam @yadamy.bsky.social

Hannah Waddington.

jun 29, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Liz a Noted Person and Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social

When Holland is using his real voice I think he can oblige

jun 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
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AiddonValentine @aiddonvalentine.bsky.social

I'd kinda be interested in Elordi because he's playing the Monster in del Toro's Frankenstein movie

jun 29, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt R. @antimattr359.bsky.social

I'm trying to think of who has the most "charming, sophisticated person who you can still tell has killed a ton of people" energy these days. A younger Clive Owen could have pulled it off, I think.

jun 29, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
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867-5309 @phoebeblue.tifosi.social

He would have been fantastic, I've been a little bummed about that for years.

jun 29, 2025, 11:51 am • 1 0 • view
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James (another one) 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @priznat.bsky.social

It’s too bad Glen Powell isn’t British I think he would be good in the role

jun 29, 2025, 2:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Lex @lexou.bsky.social

Idris Elba was actually a great pick for it tbh

jun 29, 2025, 2:18 am • 41 2 • view
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Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.bsky.social

I'm forever going to be bitter that the studio dicked around for so long that he aged out of the role

jun 29, 2025, 2:41 am • 14 0 • view
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MathiasTCK.bsky.social @mathiastck.bsky.social

He has not.

jun 29, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
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MathiasTCK.bsky.social @mathiastck.bsky.social

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jun 29, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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CT Yankee @connecticut-yankee.bsky.social

I came here to say this lol. Perfect energy, doesn't even have to fake the accent.

jun 29, 2025, 2:23 am • 5 0 • view
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Roger McCarthy @rogermccarthy.bsky.social

jun 29, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social

RIP Bond (Craig's Version)

jun 29, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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VimesoftheWatch @vimesofthewatch.bsky.social

Only if you're playing James Bond "straight." I have an idea for an "Old James Bond" action-comedy film starring Jim Broadbent, a kind of a secret agent take on Cohen The Barbarian that I think could work wonderfully.

jun 29, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Farce Majeure @vathpela.uncooperative.org

The right answer is Charlize Theron and we all know it.

jun 29, 2025, 2:44 am • 7 0 • view
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James Geluso @atlemar.bsky.social

Jason Momoa as Bond

jun 29, 2025, 2:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

I was on Team Elba for Bond for years and years and I’m deeply annoyed it didn’t happen, total waste of a golden opportunity

jun 29, 2025, 2:51 am • 352 10 • view
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MsDWrites @msdwrites.bsky.social

Dev Patel is the obvious choice these days.

jun 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 19 1 • view
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Fred Hampton Stan Account @voidforscreaming.bsky.social

YES THANK YOU

jun 29, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Oggie @oggie.bsky.social

I kinda like Elba but by the time I heard much about it I kinda felt he was just slightly out of optimum age range (others were clamoring still, mind you). I wouldn't have -minded-, but I kinda wanted a younger bond (but I am not a fan of any of these current candidates, no 'presence').

jun 29, 2025, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Drew @pinonandon.bsky.social

They could do it with Elba, but it would have to be part of the plot, not Elba doing a role written for a much younger actor. Make it an interesting sort of Dark Knight Returns take on Bond with an older actor kind of thing

jun 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Anonymous @genericuser1234567.bsky.social

There's a practical reason not to cast too old as well--Daniel Craig pointed out that as he aged into his 50s the stunt work was too physically demanding

jun 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 6 0 • view
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Marcus Johnson @mpjohnson.bsky.social

Tom Cruise could do the funniest thing

jun 29, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social

He's too good for that shit. I want another season of In The Long Run, anyway.

jun 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Springtick380 @springtick.bsky.social

Given that Hollywood keeps on casting guys in their mid 40s to mid 50s as action stars, he still might have a chance

jun 29, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

I mean he’s definitely got a chance at more action franchises but I think it’s clear they’ve moved past him as a Bond choice especially with this list

jun 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social

If this is even real. It’s so wrong I’m not even taking it seriously

jun 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social

I blame Barbara

jun 29, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social

David Gyasi is like an Elba contemporary with somehow even more suave.

jun 29, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Zen @dreamingzen.bsky.social

This is the follow-up post where I learn David Gyasi is 45. Still my top pick for Bond by a lot.

jun 29, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Drew @pinonandon.bsky.social

I guess the problem is that Bond is such a boring character to be locked into for years. I’m sure the $$$ is great but it’s such a shame to see talents like Daniel Craig committed to that for years and years

jun 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lauren @lcogginz.bsky.social

He would have been amazing.

jun 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Space Waffles @spacewaffles.online

Maybe someone misheard Tom Hardy

jun 29, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Ryan Humphrey @ryanhumphrey.bsky.social

After a lot of back-and-forth I’ve come down firmly on the side that Bond is one of the few characters where the WASP identity is actually integral to the character Elba would (still) be amazing in a Bond-like role, but as actual Bond it would be impossible to rise above a commentary

jun 29, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

agreed, he has both the energy and the physicality for it, I would 100% be on board with Patel as Bond

jun 29, 2025, 3:13 am • 135 6 • view
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MsDWrites @msdwrites.bsky.social

I’m the 12,000th person to suggest him, but we are all correct.

jun 29, 2025, 3:42 am • 6 0 • view
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Oggie @oggie.bsky.social

I don't know if Patel has the gravitas? How about John Boyega, using that 'commanding' sense he had in Attack The Block (I'm serious, he actually felt like a 'leader' for a lot of that movie, as silly as it was). SW movies got him some name recognition/known quantity, and he has the build.

jun 29, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
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MsDWrites @msdwrites.bsky.social

Watch Lion and Monkey Man. He has range. Boyega would also be a good choice for the same reasons

jun 29, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Oggie @oggie.bsky.social

I admit, I've not seen either of these, and I realized that my viewpoint on him might just be out of date (mental image, etc). I don't doubt that he's a solid actor, mind you, just was thinking of the 'command a room' thing. Will have to check those out, though.

jun 29, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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MsDWrites @msdwrites.bsky.social

Yeah, his early work was really standout, but he’s matured significantly as an actor and definitely has that presence. Also: www.theguardian.com/film/2022/au...

jun 29, 2025, 3:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social

...yeah. Yeah. Dude has the exact combination of "looks like an adult when wearing a tuxedo" and "plausibly knocked a dude's teeth out with a rusty tire iron to win a punch-up in the parking lot"

jun 29, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social

I think Aaron Pierre from Rebel Ridge could step in as well

jun 29, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social

I still want it to be an American

jun 29, 2025, 3:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social

They should have at least done a Felix Leiter spin-off movie with Jeffrey Wright.

jun 29, 2025, 3:22 am • 5 0 • view
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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social

John Boyega or Dev Patel are my dream castings.

jun 29, 2025, 3:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Googie Gómez @soulamami.bsky.social

It’ll never happen. White people would lose their minds

jun 29, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social

That’s why hope they give it to Naomi Harris 😈

jun 29, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Humphrey @ryanhumphrey.bsky.social

Eh, the WASP-y imperialist underpinnings are integral to the Bond character. I’m sure either would deliver performances that would be amazing commentaries and reactions to the James Bond character, but I couldn’t see them *being* James Bond, at least in a way that kept anything but the surface level

jun 29, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Aidan the Wizard @posadistache.bsky.social

You're telling me that you think this loyal son of the empire who flits around the third world indiscriminately killing locals isn't white?

jun 29, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Keith @keithtmiller.com

Patel is a great choice. I also like Aaron Taylor-Johnson

jun 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Fred Hampton Stan Account @voidforscreaming.bsky.social

The only one, absolutely made for it

jun 29, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rachael @rrhd.bsky.social

Team Dev, 100%

jun 29, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Mayor Cardamom @aangtifa.bsky.social

Maybe the biggest case of dropping the ball in cinematic history.

jun 29, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Andromeda Hyzenth 🏳️‍⚧️ @depechemoses.bsky.social

Imagine if we'd gotten a James Bond who was also Knuckles the Echidna!! We were robbed

jun 29, 2025, 3:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Various Threnodies @various-threnodies.bsky.social

He would've been superb, really sad it never happened

jun 29, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Paul Dawkins 🍉 @pdawkins.bsky.social

They're too soft and fresh-faced to embody the ruthless, assassin side of Bond without it feeling forced. Theo James, I think, would be a decent choice.

jun 29, 2025, 2:57 am • 2 0 • view
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not hello kitty @sasskitty.bsky.social

This is probably just reflecting my own age but, in addition to not being roguish enough, they all seem too young? Like I don’t think a barely 30 Bond works?

jun 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Windy @windyspirals.bsky.social

Brosnan shifted the Bond Overton Window

jun 29, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Unbreakable Peter @loki1001.bsky.social

James Bond needs to be played by someone who seems like their natural state is drunken asshole sex offender.

jun 29, 2025, 2:20 am • 3 0 • view
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social

I think it's telling that Gen Z/late millennials just don't give off that energy, for both good and bad

jun 29, 2025, 2:17 am • 3 0 • view