I need this program

"Press nya key to continue"

good thing cats only hunt mice so it would be very unlikely they'd learn to use them

@jeeffs.bsky.social

Importante

I want to know if he told you who did it

Type-ical cat. 😸

junior programmer

But what happens if a catgirl tries using the computer?

I tried it. it turns out she can type fast and sloppy enough to trigger it

Man we even make computer programs for these beasts, who do they think they are

our masters Who do you think we built the pyramids for?!?

Did the cat capture the mouse?

This would've saved Dexter Douglas.

That would’ve been helpful last week when my cat sat on the keyboard and typed into the chat (zeros and the enter key) during a call. 🙄 000000000 0000 00 000000 0 000

Where can I get this magical application?!?

For just $9.99 a month, we'll give you the version that doesn't automatically order cat toys and treats then your little angels step on the keyboard!!!

OMG "when" not "then"

www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

OMG - the screen shots are from Windows 95!!!!

discrimination, let them post

when the timeline lines up

Okay, absolutely need this in my life.

The software knows you so well.

OMG so glad I found you here!

Pawsense! I need this!!

this is eri discrimination

I've heard of duck typing before 😅

I feel like I saw this mentioned a million years ago (give or take) on slashdot or similar and had completely forgotten about it.

yeah I think the original version of this software ran on windows 95

Heyyyyyg thatttss mmmmy normaltyping yooou detected!!!.:&3

Starter Villain by John Scalzi

Cat-ptcha

The cat's name is SCSI. She is no longer with us. I mean, she's not dead... she just doesn't live with us anymore. Her momma moved out with her GF (or wife? I can't remember, my brain is swiss cheese)

hi scsi!

She's a Small Cat System Interfacer, but the Human won't let her Interface with the System. Yes, her typing is cat-like; so's her tread, but you don't hear people complain about that.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have had it confirmed: wife. They got married.

Yay!

which is the usual way one becomes a wife, I suppose.

I mean, I didn't. I cheated. I was a "spouse" for a while, albeit one who kept getting called a "husband" by the unaware, and then eventually I became a wife.

that's what happens when you're a hacker. you can't do anything straightforward, you always gotta figure out a backdoor

It keeps relationships spicy

I mean, what's more hacker than the FBI delaying your wedding?

That escalated rapidly.

this was PROBABLY unrelated to the time the FBI tried to get me fired, or the time the FBI mentioned my 4chan username in a federal trial, but I can never be sure.

this stream of consciousness was a++. ty.

The time my cat got me arrested would make a great short story The dangers of predictive text

My ND compatriot, hello 👋

What kind of maroon has a username on 4chan

I hear "Wife by combat" is catching on these days in some circles

🤣🤣🤣 I'm listening to a fun fantasy audiobook called "Starter Villain". It's read by Wil Wheaton and has me laughing out loud at times. No spoilers but there might be typing cats.

Love that book!

Isn't it fun?!

@gentlemanlilith.bsky.social it's critical that this is added to PowerToys /s

“Yes, that is cat-like typing. Because you are a cat.” - me to one of four possible suspects, often. The sound deterrents on that thing don’t bother my cats at all, but at least the program keeps them from deleting entire documents. Again.

the cat needs its own keyboard so it can do its own typing in peace

🎵Today I learned!🎵

"Paw-Sense?" Lol! 🐾

Hey Foone, super happy to see you here!

Cat like typing... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ😴💤